I am a cat reborn

With wet hair, Lin Xiaoju bit off a towel that Zhu Qing used to wipe their bodies, wrapped herself up and left the bathroom.If possible, he would like to blow the hair dryer, but the cat has no hands like that, how can he blow it?

I had no choice but to make do with it.

In the room, the black cat was sitting upright on the floor in the middle of the room, and Lin Xiaoju walked up to the black cat.

"Please explain to me."

Lin Xiaoju took a deep breath.

To be fair, although he is a gay, he is also a very self-loving gay.

Growing up so big, he has a crush on others at most, and he has never confessed to him, let alone holding hands, kissing and clapping hands.Having sex is not something that securityists like Lin Xiaoju would do.

So, this black cat just shot such a thing on his back inexplicably, making Lin Xiaoju feel like he was raped by someone.

Still being such a black cat, can this be tolerated! ?

The black cat was silent, and after a long time, he said: "I... like you...so..."

Lin Xiaoju nodded casually, feeling that this was completely different from shooting him: "Yeah, I know I know, so what does it have to do with your wet dream on me?"

"..." The black cat was silent, and then, "I... want you to be pregnant..."

"Yeah, and then?" Lin Xiaoju responded, he came back to his senses very unresponsively, and was almost choked to death by his own saliva.

and many more!

What did the black cat say! ?

"...you, you said...you want me to..."

"Making you pregnant."

Lin Xiaoju's head shut down successfully for a few seconds. He stared blankly at the black cat, and unconsciously grabbed the towel wrapped around his body.

Wait a minute, he has to deal with it.

That is to say, the black cat said that liking him is not like a pet liking its owner, nor like a liking between friends, but a liking full of evil desires?

In other words, for so long, the black cat has always held the idea that I will cry you sooner or later?

Dare to love what Lin Xiaoju thought to be a simple act was the black cat's trap! ?

Licking him is to take advantage of him, pressing him is to play hooligans, leaving good things for him to eat him is to spoil him, serving him is to make it easier for this stinky black cat to want to fuck him one day! ?

scheming bitch.

Lin Xiaoju found out that she had been tricked. It turned out that the black cat had been deliberately doing goodbye for a long time.

Originally, Lin Xiaoju wanted to say that the black cat would make excuses for him to scold, and then serve him well, so he would forgive the black cat, but now!

I really bought a watch last year!

Lin Xiaoju took a step back slowly, the black cat took a step closer, and then stepped back and forth, Lin Xiaoju was forced into a corner by the black cat, unable to retreat, and was walloped by him.

Very good, it seems that the black cat not only watched the scene of Bidong in the last TV series, but also put the theory into action.

"I... I'm a tomcat..."

Lin Xiaoju said with a trembling voice.

"Well, it's okay. It doesn't matter if you can't give birth, I will work hard."

effort?What are you trying to do?

Increase the frequency of planting! ?Improve the quality of tadpoles! ?Retarded! ! !

Also, what is going on between couples who seem to be unable to have children!This black cat is so meowing because it was poisoned by the TV series, fuck!

Lin Xiaoju complained, and was horrified to find that the shameless black cat started licking him again!

The author has something to say:

Regarding the driving issue that everyone should be very concerned about~~~

I will definitely be able to drive, after all, I have been delivering tofu on Qiuming Mountain since I was a child.

However, there are a lot of surveillance cameras in Jinjiang, so on the day of driving, Jinjiang stops for a day, and I will post it on Weibo (to prevent some little angels from not liking Weibo or not playing Weibo) and I will also post long wear (but due to the rules of long wear) It will be hidden, so you have to register as a member to see it, yes, I'm not sure) then I will trouble everyone to move around.

How two cats clap their hands is under consideration, try to be as cute as possible~ the length of the meat is about [-], and it will not get stuck when it is sent out at once~ very conscientious~