little fat chirp

Life in Tiangong is not as boring as Dongzao imagined at the beginning.Ever since Huai Sui told him that in fact, there are places in the heavens like the human world to listen to music, play plays, drink tea and drink, Dong has long been ready to move, and this day finally the spirit beast drives by himself.

When they got to the place, they found a place similar to the Human World teahouse, where a few Sanxians were sitting drinking tea together.Dong Zao put the spirit beasts next to the stable at the back of the teahouse, and frightened the few low-level spirit beasts inside, trembling and daring not to move.

As for the fattened spirit beast, it lazily closed its eyes, squatted on the spot and dozed off.

Entering the tea shop, Dong Zao ordered a cup of tea, sat on the side and drank it slowly.

The stories spoken by the storyteller here are all the true past in ancient times. Every word he uttered floated into the air, spontaneously sketching out a magnificent picture, as vivid as the things that happened in the past to everyone present. General in front of my eyes.

Dongzao was quite amazed, with his ears pricked up and his eyes wide open, unwilling to miss anything.There is no end to this talk, and when it talks about Huai Sui's generation, it brings up the big scene of the melee between immortals and demons.In the picture, even Huai Yan changed his usual smile and shuttled back and forth in the bloody storm.Huai Sui was even worse. After almost flattening most of the Demon Realm, he quelled the chaos in the battle with the Demon Lord, ending the millennium-year conflict between the fairy and demon realms, and causing the Demon Realm to shrink back into the Demon Realm.

Dong Zao forgot to drink the tea she admired, resting her chin on one hand and staring at the hazy picture with glistening eyes.He suddenly heard someone say in his ear: "Hey, it's also strange, Mr. Huai Sui has almost been in retreat since then, why would he suddenly have some kind of Taoist companion now?"

"Speaking of this Taoist companion," someone interjected, "When I met Mr. Huaiyan a few days ago, he happened to say that he was talking to someone else, and I couldn't hear it very clearly. 'What, could it be the name of Monarch Huaisui?"

"Dong Pangpang? It's really weird." They whispered, and couldn't help laughing without any malice.

Dongzao was very embarrassed to hear it, and with flushed cheeks hesitantly whispered: "It's not called Dong Fatty, it's called Dongzao."

The Sanxians turned their heads and noticed that there was still such a face-faced young man sitting in the corner.

"How do you know?" They hurriedly gathered around Dongzao and sat down.

Frightened by their enthusiasm, Dong Zao hid for a while, and then said: "Well, I just know." He was really embarrassed to admit that he was the party at the center of the topic after being discussed like this.

Seeing that he was hesitating and haggling, and that he was a tender-faced person, everyone assumed that he was also a hearsay bragging.

"No matter what," one person said, "Anyway, Dong Dong is lucky."

There are men and women among Sanxian, but the words they say are not taboo about meat and vegetables.

"Shuangxiu with Lord Huai Sui, how much skill will be improved..." A female Sanxian said with longing.

Dong Zao scrunched up his face angrily, gulped down a large cup of tea, and tried not to be really angry.

I won't tell you how much it will grow, he thought angrily.

"I heard that it was brought back by Xianjun from the human world, but I don't know where it came from before."

They looked at the old god who was drinking tea at the door, he looked very non-gossiping, Dongzao was surprisingly calm, and felt that he was very connected.

Dong Zao lived up to expectations, and pondered: "Well, I heard it's a bird."

"What bird?" Everyone wondered.

"The kind of bird that chirps chirping." Dong Zao pointed out tactfully.

"It's that kind of fat fat chirp." Nu Sanxian understands, "No wonder Huaiyan Lord wants to call him 'Dong Fatty'."

Dongzao immediately ordered another pot of tea.

"Anyway, I think," Sanxian said, "I haven't heard anything about the deeds of the immortal monarch and Taoist couple for so long, and they came from the human world..."

The following words faded away with his meaningful expression, everyone had a clear look, only Dong Zao was confused and didn't understand the unfinished meaning of these words.

"And then?" He couldn't help asking.

Nu Sanxian lightly poked Dongzao's forehead with her fingertips, and smiled at him like a child, "Silly brother, you didn't enter the heaven by yourself, and you haven't done anything so far. What kind of person?"

When Dong Zao was in a slight daze, someone answered her, "He is a very useless person."

Suddenly there was a burst of cold air in the teahouse, Sanxian immediately stood up and looked at the door, only to see a man in a black robe with wide sleeves walking in slowly, his footsteps stopped at the door for a moment, and then he looked around and locked on After a table, he walked straight over.

No one expected that Lord Huai Sui, whom they were discussing a moment ago, would come to such a place where low-level loose immortals gather at this moment.

The Sanxians who were talking to Dongzao in front of him were already rushing to salute, only Dongzao was still sitting, the female Sanxian hurriedly pulled Dongzao up, and reminded him in a low voice, "Hurry up and salute."

After she finished speaking, she saw that Mr. Huai Sui's footsteps had stopped in front of her, and then he stretched out his hand to grab the wrist of the stunned young man hanging by his side.

"Why are you so impatient," Huai Sui said, "Can't you wait for me to come over after my meditation?"

Not to mention the other tables, among the people sitting with Dong Zao at this table alone, there was no one who was so frightened that his liver and gallbladder were split and he almost passed out.

In front of whom did they laugh at Mr. Huai Sui's Taoist companion when they first arrived?

At this moment, with only one sentence from Dong Zao, Huai Sui can crush everyone present to death with one finger.Nu Sanxian remembered that she had coveted double cultivation just now, and really wished she could go back to the past and kill herself first.

"It's okay, I've listened and drank three pots of tea." Dong Zao came out from behind the stool, stretched out his other hand and gestured three times, "I didn't bring any money, did you?"

"You're not afraid of being drunk anymore," Huai Sui and Dong Zao stood together tightly, then took out a few coins circulating in the fairy world from the Qiankun bag, and put them all on the table.

"Are you happy to hear that?" Huai Sui asked again.

Dongzao looked at the teahouse, seeing the worries of those scattered immortals in his eyes.To the surprise of all Sanxian, Dong Zao nodded, "I'm happy, let's go home."

So Huai Sui took him and left without staying.

But this question that has not been solved on the surface still remains in Dongzao's heart. Is he really a useless person?

He thought about it many times, and felt that what the Sanxians said was not completely unreasonable.It is true that he does not know this or that, but he is very good at eating, sleeping and playing. Although he does not cause trouble every day, he will definitely not be able to make any achievements.

Hey, thinking about it this way, he really is a useless person.

"What kind of person is useful?" Huai Sui knew Dongzao's worries and asked him back.

Dongzao was sitting by the bath and walking the birds, his feet were stepping on Huai Sui's chest, as soft as a ball of cotton.

"Well, I think it's a person who can do a lot of things and is very capable, just like you." Dongzao jumped into the water, swam around in the pool and then returned to Huai Sui's side. kissed together.

"No, that's not right." Huai Sui shook his head, "There shouldn't be only one criterion for being useful or not, and it shouldn't be killed at once.

In the human world, in the Three Realms of Immortals, Demons, and Humans, there are indeed very few people who can be called promising, but are the remaining people really unimportant?I think everyone who lives with their heart is useful. "

He pinched Dongzao's cheek, smiled and leaned over to kiss the tip of his nose, "I think Dongdong is the most useful person to me."

Dongzao blushed when she was praised, "You have to give me an example before I believe it, otherwise you're fooling me."

"For example," Huai Sui held Dongzao's fat feet underwater, "Dongdong heard so many people talking about you in the teahouse, but you pretended not to hear it, and even helped them do something in front of me. To cover up, this is beyond many ordinary people."

Dong Zao was a little ashamed, "So you heard it, I just don't think they are bad, they are just a little curious."

Huai Sui leaned his head and kissed Dongzao's lips, kissed the fat bird panting, and then let go and said: "It is not possible to generalize whether it is useful or not. Follow your heart and live comfortably, and become a person worth paying for others. He is a very useful person."

Only then did Dong Zao happily say to himself: "Then I am such a person, that's right."

Choo Choo Choo.