little fat chirp

A pair of soft meat pads tentatively pressed Dongzao's face, bouncing off each other.

Dongzao opened his eyes, and saw a pair of amber pupils wide open, staring at him without blinking.

"It's time to get up, Dongzao." The kitten said in a waxy voice, rubbing the tip of its nose against Dongzao's face, as if kissing him, it was a bit cool, and drove away Dongzao's drowsiness.

Dong Zao reached out and took the kitten off his body and put it to the side, then jumped to the ground nimbly. After washing and tidying up, he took the two kittens to chase and play around in the yard.

In late spring and early summer, when the weather warms up, many birds that originally went to the south for the winter have turned back.From time to time, one or two will stop on the trees in the yard, and occasionally some will fly low to the ground.Dongzao put bird food in some corners, so that hungry birds passing by can eat.

"Why do I want to catch birds as soon as I see them?" The little white cat squatted on the ground, looked up at the bird on the tree with the little black cat, and frowned in puzzlement.

Dongzao taught them with ulterior motives, but his tone was unavoidably guilty, "Well, that, that, it's because you like birds, but it's wrong to want to catch them." His tone was drawn out, with some mystery.

"Why?" The little white cat asked quickly.

"Because you will be eaten by birds if you are caught by them." Dongzao frightened the two kittens, "So you must not catch birds, remember?"

"Wow, it's scary." The two kittens jumped into Dongzao's arms to hide their heads.

Dong Zao hugged the kitten tightly, and breathed a sigh of relief with lingering fear.

The two figures hidden in the shade have been watching Dongzao for several days, but they can't see why, and they are shocked by Dongzao's remarks at this time.

Hei Wuchang didn't know what to say, "What's all this nonsense?"

"I think he just eats, drinks, and plays with cats and birds every day, and he doesn't arrange time to practice." Bai Wuchang frowned, feeling a little puzzled by Dong Zao's increasingly deep aura.

"Don't talk nonsense," Hei Wuchang said implicitly, "When people play with birds, they are practicing."

Playing with a pair of birds, can you say that people are not amazing?

Bai Wuchang blushed, "Then, what, what should I do?"

The two of them went to the underworld to ask Hades for instructions. Even though Dongzao, a little bird spirit, seemed to be involved in many secrets, Hades was not too embarrassed.

In retrospect, Lord Yan said so at the time.

"Immortal Huai Sui is an upright person and will never be selfish. What is written in the book of life and death is what is written. We are just following the rules. After knowing it, the immortal will definitely not blame him." Yan Wang said, he didn't care much Leaning on the back of the chair, listening to the begging sound of the new ghost in the distance when he got off the frying pan, in fact, he even doubted whether Black and White Impermanence had exaggerated the matter, "I have met Xianjun a few times, he is not It's not like what you said."

Xianjun Huai Sui took good care of a little bird?Even if he is a mortal now, no one will believe him if he tells anyone who knows him in heaven and earth.

Yan Wang's meaning is very clear, Dongzao's soul must be taken away, and the extra 30 years will also be punished, and it will be considered light if it is sent to be fried in an oil pan.It's just that what annoys Black and White Impermanence the most is that they can't even hook their souls, let alone what to do next.

The two looked at each other, and both sighed.

At the same time, in the fairy cave between the green clouds.

The two little fairies, who were seven or eight years old, looked worriedly at the most prosperous flower in the garden that was gradually withering. After more than a month, the flower has changed from a lush and blooming state to a dry and lifeless one. God, no amount of elixir can stop this trend.

"I'm afraid that the fairy will be unhappy when he sees this when he comes back." One of the little fairy boys said, he poked the flower with his fingertips, and there was very little spiritual energy left on it. The flowers and plants in the world are no different.

The flowers in the garden are usually taken care of by Xianjun himself, but I don't know why this one is the only one that loses its vitality.

On the stone table in the yard, a half-played chess game was restored to its original form. It was unknown when someone would come back and finish playing it.

Another little fairy boy was also worried, "I don't know when Xianjun will come back, have you been away for a month now? Lord Guangping came to look for Xianjun in the morning, and I don't know what happened, it's strange to be in a hurry. "

The two little fairy boys thought about it, worried and at a loss, and couldn't stop sighing.

No one in the world knows their boredom.

The fat maidservant brought some tea into the room to serve Dongzao, her eyes were wandering up and down, searching for the fat figure in the room, after looking around, she didn't see anything, then she turned her eyes back to Dongzao, " Young master, have some tea."

Sitting cross-legged on a soft couch in Dongzao, reading a book by the window in the light outside, she was extremely focused.

He concentrated his eyebrows, rubbed his fingertips to turn another page, and was immediately startled when he glanced at it again. He opened his eyes even more with a wow, as if a flower suddenly grew out of the book.

The fat servant girl was a little curious, but she couldn't go up and ask Dongzao what she was looking at. She hesitated and wanted to find a way to test the relationship between Xia Dongzao and Pangpang.

But before she could think of a way to ask, Xiao Sui had already come back from the outside, and he could be seen striding towards Dongzao from the open window on Dongzao's side, and his gaze had already fallen on Dongzao.

The fat maid quickly lowered her head and retreated outside silently.

Dong Zao didn't realize it, he clenched his fists, his eyes fixed on the pages of the book unwilling to move half an inch, his little face was flushed red.

Xiao Sui stopped by the window, his tall figure blocked the sunlight, "What are you looking at?"

He stretched out his hand to touch Dongzao's cheek, it was hot.

Dong Zao was taken aback by him, he quickly closed the book and stuffed it under his buttocks to hide it, then said, "No, it's nothing, it's just a book."

His concealment skills have always been poor, Xiao Sui's fingertips stroked Xia Dongzao's fingertips, then he let go, went straight through the door, and walked to the edge of the soft couch in the back room.

At this time, Dong Zao had already stood on the ground like a daughter-in-law, wanting to drag Xiao Sui away from the soft couch.However, Xiao Sui remained motionless.

"What did you eat this morning?" Xiao Sui was not in a hurry to expose Dongzao, he brushed the corner of Dongzao's mouth with his thumb, and wiped away the crumbs of pastry.

Dongzao also knew that the question that should be answered must be answered, so he lowered his head and simply explained honestly, "I was reading the script just now."

Xiao Sui smiled, "Isn't it just a matter of talking back and forth, don't read it if it doesn't look good?"

"This is very different," Dongzao ran over and took out the story book and handed it to Xiao Sui. There was nothing special on the surface of the book, but just as Xiao Sui was about to open it, Dongzao stopped him, "Can you read it for me? "

If Xiao Sui had paid attention just now, Dongzao's eyes would have been full of sly light.

The afternoons are all free time. These days Xiao Sui is busy with official business, and the time he spends with Dong Zao is almost only in the morning and evening. He also wants to get bored with Dong Zao for a while, but it is just to read a script. Xiao Sui thought about it, without hesitation He nodded in agreement.

Dong Zao suddenly pursed his lips and smiled, and quickly reported a very precise page number, "Can you read from the eighth line on page No.19?"

The speed was so fast that Xiao Sui felt as if he had fallen into a trap.

Xiao Sui followed the page number and opened the book, found the eighth line, and the first sentence that came into his head was, "Ah, ah, ah, um, ah."

After reading this sentence in a calm tone, he already felt that something was wrong, so he looked down.

"Liu Shusheng pinched Li Shusheng's waist with both hands, and shook him vigorously..."

"Liu Shusheng gasped and laughed, 'Little fairy, I'm going to eat you up today!'"

The later descriptions are even more direct and filthy. I don't know where Dong Zao found this book, which is written by men and women with lewd sex.

"This," I couldn't read.Xiao Sui frowned, before he could say anything, Dong Zao pressed his chest.

Dongzao sat on Xiao Sui's body with both legs, and asked him loudly, "Do you love me?"

Xiao Sui opened his eyes, and heard Dongzao say again, "If you love me, read it to me."

This is completely self-assured and coddled.

Dengtu Langzao's face was flushed red, and he didn't understand why he felt warm all over his body just looking at Xiao Sui's eyes, and his lips seemed to be a little itchy.Dong Zao pursed his lips, not treating himself badly in this matter at all, he held Xiao Sui's face in his hands, opened his mouth firmly and kissed him, his tongue drove straight in to hook Xiao Sui, and moved back and forth in the posture of sitting on Xiao Sui's waist.

Xiao Sui let go of his hand, and the book fell under the soft couch with a thud, but neither of them knew it right now.He hugged Dongzao tightly with both hands, and the two of them rolled around on the soft couch, and in the confusion, several shoes fell to the ground respectively.

Dong Zao was like a little hooligan, panting heavily, and recited the lines in the storybook aggressively, "Little fairy, today I will eat you up."

Afraid that he would fall to the ground, Xiao Sui wrapped his arms around Dongzao's waist with one hand, and clasped the back of his head with the other, pressing him closer to himself, kissing the corner of his mouth vaguely, and couldn't help laughing: "What the hell are we going to do?" Who is the goblin?"

Dong Zao snorted, opened his mouth and bit Xiao Sui's collarbone in a gentle manner, blushing from embarrassment, and argued in a low voice: "Oh, you are not allowed to expose me."

Xiao Sui made Dongzao laugh out loud, and the little maids in the outer room closed the doors and windows very wittily, and they also retreated out.