little fat chirp
Chapter 44
The black cat lay at Dongzao's feet, and after listening to Dongzao's story, it licked its paw and said, "It's not your fault, your mother didn't teach you, it's your mother's fault, although I don't like having babies at all, but if they do I'll treat them well."
Dongzao sniffed, "Why don't you like it?"
In Dongzao's eyes, giving birth to a child is actually a very abstract thing, probably similar to saying the three words "have a child", and the child will come out naturally.
The black cat wiped its face and said angrily: "Since five years ago, I have had a litter every year. The cubs are not only hard to raise, but also uncomfortable all night when they are in heat. I can't even look down on those male cats." , but there is no way, the cat is annoying."
The tears in Dongzao's eyes stopped, and he asked curiously, "What is estrus?"
"You don't even know this?" The black cat finally showed a little surprised expression, and then a sense of mission surged up, "It seems that I must teach you."
Dongzao hurriedly made an expression of wishing to hear more about it, and listened carefully to what the black cat had to say.
"Everyone has heat. My heat is nothing. It's only a few times a year. It stops when I get pregnant. There are many people who have heat. It happens several times a night, and I can't stop when I get pregnant. "The black cat said: "After mating, do you understand this?"
"Yeah!" Dong Zao nodded, because in this short science conversation, he forgot about not being able to have children for the time being.
The two then continued to exchange opinions.
"I jump around on the roof every night, and I can hear the voices of many people." The black cat sighed, "Human beings are really scary."
The fat and thin servant girl, who was not at ease with Dongzao's mood, chased him out and saw him squatting and whispering to the black cat. His depressed mood seemed to be gradually improving, so he didn't go forward, but just watched from a distance.
When Xiao Sui came back from outside, Dong Zao had already fallen asleep on the soft couch in the bedroom.He was holding a pillow in his arms, and some water was still dripping from the corners of his eyes.Sitting by the bed, Xiao Sui bent down and kissed the corner of Dongzao's eyes, wiping away the drops of water.
Dongzao felt itchy in his sleep, his eyelashes trembled, his mouth was opened a small crack because of the movement of turning around, and the rosy mouth could be seen vaguely.
Xiao Sui, who had already planned to go out to work, couldn't help but leaned down again and kissed Dongzao's mouth.
What was wrong with Dongzao did not cause any special effects that need attention, and no one informed Xiao Sui.When he found out, Dongzao took the initiative to admit his mistake.
In the study, General Shen submitted the investigation results to Xiao Sui, and said: "Combining the embezzlement of food and salaries in the past few months and the disaster and financial case at the end of last year, it is obvious that it is all written by local officials, but secretly with a few Beijing officials. The relationship, the key people made a lot of money by virtue of these two times, the emperor should have found the same clues one after another, but it was a little later than us.
If it is handled by them, it will not be painful to deal with it, even if the head is chopped off, it will have to be covered up. "
This is the truth, otherwise these few officials were dug out and took so much silver from their homes, the emperor would say that he didn't know anything about it, how would he explain it next?It is more or less suspected that the emperor is cheating.
Shen Da also said: "Looking carefully, everything is done in a very subtle manner. If it wasn't for the fact that the deduction of food and salaries the previous month was a little more sloppy, otherwise it might not be possible to discover it. The emperor's side probably also very tricky."
Xiao Sui wrote the notebook and handed it to Shen Da, "Before dark, send someone to the palace."
"Yes."
Dong Zao, who was looking for him, was stopped by the guards.
"My lord, it's inconvenient for my lord right now..."
From their point of view, Dong Zao, a pet boy, is really not in the same rank as Xiao Sui's official duties, so it is only natural to stop him.
Dongzao took a step back, it was really easy to discuss, "Well...well then, I'll go back."
But before Dongzao turned his head, the door opened from the inside, Xiao Sui stood at the door with his hands still on the door frame, and he called out, "Dongzao."
"Hey." Dongzao hastily turned around and responded.
He hid his hands behind him, mingled his fingertips together, he could still see Shen Da in the study at a glance, and the guards at the door were also standing very close, which made Dongzao a little nervous.
"I won't disturb you, I'll go back first." He stepped back as he spoke, with restraint on his face.
Shen Da lowered his eyes, although the other party was a little surprised by Xiao Sui's action of getting up and opening the door immediately after hearing the young man's voice, but he still did not doubt Xiao Sui's ability to distinguish between primary and secondary.
in those days……
Before Shen Da could think about it, Xiao Sui had already turned his head and hurriedly said to him, "Now wait for me here for a while."
After speaking, he immediately strode after the boy and went back to the main house with him.
Shen Da looked at the official affairs piled up on the desk and Xiao Sui who had just chased the young man away in a hurry, and felt that he might have admitted the wrong person.
"What do you want me to do?" Xiao Sui watched Dongzao sit on the soft couch, and then he just stood over and stretched out his hand to help Dongzao straighten his collar.
Dong Zao didn't know how to hide his emotions in the first place, and now he was hesitant to speak, it was difficult for people not to guess that he had something to say, let alone Xiao Sui standing in front of him.
"I'm sorry," Dongzao lowered his head and confessed sincerely, "I lied to you last night. I can't have a baby."
Xiao Sui was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect Dongzao was talking about this.
Dongzao sniffed, raised her head and looked a little ashamed.
Xiao Sui stretched out two fingers and gently scratched Dongzao's cheeks, and smiled, "So it's because of this to make you dull, silly and fat, I already knew you couldn't have children, so what does it matter? "
He never thought that the relationship between himself and Dongzao would be maintained by his heirs.
Dong Zao saw that his face was calm, and he felt relieved. He covered his cheeks that were itchy from Xiao Sui, and slowly came back to his senses. He suddenly opened his eyes and slapped him, "Then what did you say yesterday?" You didn't tell me tonight?"
Xiao Sui sincerely admitted his mistake, "I was wrong, I forgot to tell you."
Dong Zao gave Xiao Sui this pampering, and his heart felt completely refreshed. The corners of his mouth were pursed and he couldn't help laughing, but his face was deliberately tense, and he pretended to be generous, "I still forgive you."
Putting it this way, things seem to be over.
Xiao Sui bids farewell to Dongzao and returns to the study, where Dongzao sits in the room and reads the storybook by himself.After nightfall, the two of them packed up and went to sleep. When Xiao Sui put Pang Zao in his arms and wanted to do something, Pang Zao firmly resisted him.
"You can't be in heat today." Dongzao said seriously, vividly using the words she learned today.
So much so that His Royal Highness Jing Wang really reflected on whether he was too demanding these days, so that Fatty used such a word.
"Why?" He gasped and kissed Dongzao's earlobe, making Dongzao hide while laughing.
"Because, because I can't have children," Dongzao said sincerely, "mating is useless."
Xiao Sui recalled Dongzao's enthusiasm and initiative, and now he was a little skeptical about life. It turned out that it wasn't that the silly bird was convinced by his charm, but that he simply wanted to create a child. "If you can't have a child, why don't you do it?"
Dong Zao was a little hesitant, but nodded slowly, "If you can't have a baby, this matter is meaningless."
Dongzao still has this point of animal thinking, that is, all mating behaviors are for the purpose of procreating the next generation.Mating behavior that is not for the reproduction of the next generation is hooliganism.
When Xiao Sui was completely shocked by Dongzao's logic, Dongzao asked another question, "If I can't have children, I can't give you a son, so I can't be your princess?"
The silly bird sorted this out quite smoothly.
When Xiao Sui heard this, he found that it might take some time for them to explain and communicate.
He suppressed his desire, and hugged Dongzao upwards, and the two leaned against each other face to face.
Xiao Sui asked in a low voice: "Dongzao, do you know what I'm most afraid of recently?"
Dongzao shook his head, "I don't know."
Xiao Sui kissed Dongzao's cheek, "What I fear most is our future."
"Huh?" Dongzao was a little confused.
"You're a little monster," Xiao Sui put his fingertips on Dongzao's waist and rubbed it slowly, "Let's say you can live for a few hundred years, if it goes well, it's not difficult for a thousand years, but I'm a mortal , I have at most a few decades of life, not to mention that there are fewer youths left here, when I am a toothless, white-haired, stooped old man, fat and fat will still look like a teenager now, then you will still be willing to be with me. Am I together?"
Dongzao tried his best to sort out this long list of information in his mind. He was surprised at first, but then a little scared, "You, will you die?"
Although birth, old age, sickness and death are natural, and Dong Zao saw many animals being born and dying when he was on the mountain, he never thought that Xiao Sui, who seemed to be omnipotent in front of him, would one day turn into the person he described. That person is average, or even dead.
"So," Xiao Sui laughed, and kissed Dongzao's eyelids again, "What kind of trouble is not being able to have children, I'm afraid you don't want me is the real trouble."
"I won't let you go." Dongzao immediately said firmly, "I also like you when you become an old man."
The two looked at each other and smiled, the atmosphere at this time was too harmonious and beautiful, Xiao Sui no longer had the raging lust, but only the peaceful longing to hug Dongzao tightly and fall asleep with him.
Dong Zao was hugged by him, their chests pressed together, and the sound of their hearts beating could be heard merging into one.
In the darkness, Dong Zao leaned against Xiao Sui's neck and asked him in a low voice, "Will you always like me?"
"I will always like you." Xiao Sui said.
Dongzao sniffed, "Why don't you like it?"
In Dongzao's eyes, giving birth to a child is actually a very abstract thing, probably similar to saying the three words "have a child", and the child will come out naturally.
The black cat wiped its face and said angrily: "Since five years ago, I have had a litter every year. The cubs are not only hard to raise, but also uncomfortable all night when they are in heat. I can't even look down on those male cats." , but there is no way, the cat is annoying."
The tears in Dongzao's eyes stopped, and he asked curiously, "What is estrus?"
"You don't even know this?" The black cat finally showed a little surprised expression, and then a sense of mission surged up, "It seems that I must teach you."
Dongzao hurriedly made an expression of wishing to hear more about it, and listened carefully to what the black cat had to say.
"Everyone has heat. My heat is nothing. It's only a few times a year. It stops when I get pregnant. There are many people who have heat. It happens several times a night, and I can't stop when I get pregnant. "The black cat said: "After mating, do you understand this?"
"Yeah!" Dong Zao nodded, because in this short science conversation, he forgot about not being able to have children for the time being.
The two then continued to exchange opinions.
"I jump around on the roof every night, and I can hear the voices of many people." The black cat sighed, "Human beings are really scary."
The fat and thin servant girl, who was not at ease with Dongzao's mood, chased him out and saw him squatting and whispering to the black cat. His depressed mood seemed to be gradually improving, so he didn't go forward, but just watched from a distance.
When Xiao Sui came back from outside, Dong Zao had already fallen asleep on the soft couch in the bedroom.He was holding a pillow in his arms, and some water was still dripping from the corners of his eyes.Sitting by the bed, Xiao Sui bent down and kissed the corner of Dongzao's eyes, wiping away the drops of water.
Dongzao felt itchy in his sleep, his eyelashes trembled, his mouth was opened a small crack because of the movement of turning around, and the rosy mouth could be seen vaguely.
Xiao Sui, who had already planned to go out to work, couldn't help but leaned down again and kissed Dongzao's mouth.
What was wrong with Dongzao did not cause any special effects that need attention, and no one informed Xiao Sui.When he found out, Dongzao took the initiative to admit his mistake.
In the study, General Shen submitted the investigation results to Xiao Sui, and said: "Combining the embezzlement of food and salaries in the past few months and the disaster and financial case at the end of last year, it is obvious that it is all written by local officials, but secretly with a few Beijing officials. The relationship, the key people made a lot of money by virtue of these two times, the emperor should have found the same clues one after another, but it was a little later than us.
If it is handled by them, it will not be painful to deal with it, even if the head is chopped off, it will have to be covered up. "
This is the truth, otherwise these few officials were dug out and took so much silver from their homes, the emperor would say that he didn't know anything about it, how would he explain it next?It is more or less suspected that the emperor is cheating.
Shen Da also said: "Looking carefully, everything is done in a very subtle manner. If it wasn't for the fact that the deduction of food and salaries the previous month was a little more sloppy, otherwise it might not be possible to discover it. The emperor's side probably also very tricky."
Xiao Sui wrote the notebook and handed it to Shen Da, "Before dark, send someone to the palace."
"Yes."
Dong Zao, who was looking for him, was stopped by the guards.
"My lord, it's inconvenient for my lord right now..."
From their point of view, Dong Zao, a pet boy, is really not in the same rank as Xiao Sui's official duties, so it is only natural to stop him.
Dongzao took a step back, it was really easy to discuss, "Well...well then, I'll go back."
But before Dongzao turned his head, the door opened from the inside, Xiao Sui stood at the door with his hands still on the door frame, and he called out, "Dongzao."
"Hey." Dongzao hastily turned around and responded.
He hid his hands behind him, mingled his fingertips together, he could still see Shen Da in the study at a glance, and the guards at the door were also standing very close, which made Dongzao a little nervous.
"I won't disturb you, I'll go back first." He stepped back as he spoke, with restraint on his face.
Shen Da lowered his eyes, although the other party was a little surprised by Xiao Sui's action of getting up and opening the door immediately after hearing the young man's voice, but he still did not doubt Xiao Sui's ability to distinguish between primary and secondary.
in those days……
Before Shen Da could think about it, Xiao Sui had already turned his head and hurriedly said to him, "Now wait for me here for a while."
After speaking, he immediately strode after the boy and went back to the main house with him.
Shen Da looked at the official affairs piled up on the desk and Xiao Sui who had just chased the young man away in a hurry, and felt that he might have admitted the wrong person.
"What do you want me to do?" Xiao Sui watched Dongzao sit on the soft couch, and then he just stood over and stretched out his hand to help Dongzao straighten his collar.
Dong Zao didn't know how to hide his emotions in the first place, and now he was hesitant to speak, it was difficult for people not to guess that he had something to say, let alone Xiao Sui standing in front of him.
"I'm sorry," Dongzao lowered his head and confessed sincerely, "I lied to you last night. I can't have a baby."
Xiao Sui was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect Dongzao was talking about this.
Dongzao sniffed, raised her head and looked a little ashamed.
Xiao Sui stretched out two fingers and gently scratched Dongzao's cheeks, and smiled, "So it's because of this to make you dull, silly and fat, I already knew you couldn't have children, so what does it matter? "
He never thought that the relationship between himself and Dongzao would be maintained by his heirs.
Dong Zao saw that his face was calm, and he felt relieved. He covered his cheeks that were itchy from Xiao Sui, and slowly came back to his senses. He suddenly opened his eyes and slapped him, "Then what did you say yesterday?" You didn't tell me tonight?"
Xiao Sui sincerely admitted his mistake, "I was wrong, I forgot to tell you."
Dong Zao gave Xiao Sui this pampering, and his heart felt completely refreshed. The corners of his mouth were pursed and he couldn't help laughing, but his face was deliberately tense, and he pretended to be generous, "I still forgive you."
Putting it this way, things seem to be over.
Xiao Sui bids farewell to Dongzao and returns to the study, where Dongzao sits in the room and reads the storybook by himself.After nightfall, the two of them packed up and went to sleep. When Xiao Sui put Pang Zao in his arms and wanted to do something, Pang Zao firmly resisted him.
"You can't be in heat today." Dongzao said seriously, vividly using the words she learned today.
So much so that His Royal Highness Jing Wang really reflected on whether he was too demanding these days, so that Fatty used such a word.
"Why?" He gasped and kissed Dongzao's earlobe, making Dongzao hide while laughing.
"Because, because I can't have children," Dongzao said sincerely, "mating is useless."
Xiao Sui recalled Dongzao's enthusiasm and initiative, and now he was a little skeptical about life. It turned out that it wasn't that the silly bird was convinced by his charm, but that he simply wanted to create a child. "If you can't have a child, why don't you do it?"
Dong Zao was a little hesitant, but nodded slowly, "If you can't have a baby, this matter is meaningless."
Dongzao still has this point of animal thinking, that is, all mating behaviors are for the purpose of procreating the next generation.Mating behavior that is not for the reproduction of the next generation is hooliganism.
When Xiao Sui was completely shocked by Dongzao's logic, Dongzao asked another question, "If I can't have children, I can't give you a son, so I can't be your princess?"
The silly bird sorted this out quite smoothly.
When Xiao Sui heard this, he found that it might take some time for them to explain and communicate.
He suppressed his desire, and hugged Dongzao upwards, and the two leaned against each other face to face.
Xiao Sui asked in a low voice: "Dongzao, do you know what I'm most afraid of recently?"
Dongzao shook his head, "I don't know."
Xiao Sui kissed Dongzao's cheek, "What I fear most is our future."
"Huh?" Dongzao was a little confused.
"You're a little monster," Xiao Sui put his fingertips on Dongzao's waist and rubbed it slowly, "Let's say you can live for a few hundred years, if it goes well, it's not difficult for a thousand years, but I'm a mortal , I have at most a few decades of life, not to mention that there are fewer youths left here, when I am a toothless, white-haired, stooped old man, fat and fat will still look like a teenager now, then you will still be willing to be with me. Am I together?"
Dongzao tried his best to sort out this long list of information in his mind. He was surprised at first, but then a little scared, "You, will you die?"
Although birth, old age, sickness and death are natural, and Dong Zao saw many animals being born and dying when he was on the mountain, he never thought that Xiao Sui, who seemed to be omnipotent in front of him, would one day turn into the person he described. That person is average, or even dead.
"So," Xiao Sui laughed, and kissed Dongzao's eyelids again, "What kind of trouble is not being able to have children, I'm afraid you don't want me is the real trouble."
"I won't let you go." Dongzao immediately said firmly, "I also like you when you become an old man."
The two looked at each other and smiled, the atmosphere at this time was too harmonious and beautiful, Xiao Sui no longer had the raging lust, but only the peaceful longing to hug Dongzao tightly and fall asleep with him.
Dong Zao was hugged by him, their chests pressed together, and the sound of their hearts beating could be heard merging into one.
In the darkness, Dong Zao leaned against Xiao Sui's neck and asked him in a low voice, "Will you always like me?"
"I will always like you." Xiao Sui said.
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