little fat chirp

Dongzao slept very deeply wrapped around the quilt.

His consciousness fluttered and fell into a dream, as if he came into contact with a distant and familiar scene.

The whole body is wrapped in petals of hazy warm color, which soaks in the coolness but does not make people feel cold.Dong Zao never thought about why he suddenly appeared here. He only saw through the gaps between the petals that two people were not far away, separated by a table with a chessboard on it. It was almost the end. , There is also some judgment on the outcome.

"Don't eat my pieces anymore!" A man in a moonlight robe jumped up and stretched out his hand to protect the chess piece he was picking up.

The other was wearing a black robe, his back was facing Dongzao, and his long hair was simply tied up.The movement of his hands was only a slight pause, and the other party's emotional fluctuations did not affect him at all. He still made a move, and killed the man in the moonlight robe again.

Dongzao looked over hard, even though the man in the moonlight robe was facing him, what Dongzao saw was still a blurred human face.He could only listen to them curiously.

"You know I'm not playing well, so you don't know how to let me go." The momentum of the man in the moonlight robe weakened accordingly, and when there was no absolute winner, but only one move away, he got up and said: "I No more."

His tone was a bit sly, and he judged the chess game to be a tie based on his own self-containedness.

Then Shi Shiran, the man in black robe, said: "You have been working hard to come to me recently, what are you looking for?" When he said it, he didn't care at all whether the previous chess game was neglected or not. .

As he spoke, he turned and walked towards Dongzao, picked up a small watering can in the corner, and caressed the flowers and plants leisurely.With the movement of his getting up, the stone chair and stone table the two of them were sitting on just now, including the chess pieces on the chessboard, suddenly turned into a cloud of water vapor, and the place where those things were originally was turned into a patch of green plants.

The man in the moonlight robe laughed, and quickly vetoed, "What do you mean, am I the kind of person who doesn't go to the Three Treasures Palace for nothing?"

The man in the black robe sprinkled the water from the watering can on the flowers on Dongzao's side. Dongzao immediately felt that his body was a little bigger and his sight became much clearer.

He struggled to look over, and this time he finally saw the appearance of the man in the moonlight robe.

Although it still seemed to be separated by a layer of mist, Dongzao remembered that he had seen this person before.

As for where, he couldn't remember for a while.

The man in the black robe put the watering can back to its original position, then pointed to the two jugs of millennium-old wine on the table beside him, and unceremoniously pointed out the other party's rhetoric.

The man in the moonlight robe was defeated, he couldn't say it, so he snorted, "It's because you are my elder brother, I don't care if you let someone else... You should ask the real King of Hades below, he is scarier or you horrible."

Hearing this, a gust of wind blew, and the bud where Dongzao was in was blown to one side, causing him to dangle in it, dizzy unceasingly.

He clutched his head and tried to balance himself, but the dream gradually faded away, pulling away from Dongzao's consciousness.

Dongzao's eyeballs rolled, and her fingertips moved accordingly.He opened his eyes, rubbed his eyelids with his hands, and sat up from the bed in a daze.

The little maidservants who had been waiting outside for a while heard the noise here, and immediately came in to wait for Dongzao to get up.

Xiao Sui was not in the room, and this was the first thing Dongzao noticed.

Dongzao helped them dress and comb their hair, while looking left and right to find Xiao Sui.After combing the hair for a long time, it is still crooked and unreadable.

Until the little maid said boldly and cautiously, "Master, I can't comb my hair because you are moving around."

Hearing this, Dong Zao immediately stopped his movements, and was extremely obedient, "Then I won't move." His bright eyes fell on the little maidservant's face through the bronze mirror.

He was so flattered by the little maid, and helped Dongzao finish combing her hair with a blushing face.

The fat and thin maidservant has been told by the steward that she has no other work today, and just stays with Dong Zao.The work of the two of them was mainly to accompany birds, but now they are to accompany people. It looks a little different, but it is still exactly the same, but they don't know it.

After tidying up and having breakfast, Dongzao wandered around the yard with his belly, looking for Xiao Sui everywhere, and after walking a few more steps to a corner, he saw a little servant feeding the cat with leftovers.

That cat is nothing else, it is the big black cat that Dongzao was ambitious to catch Dongzao when he first entered the palace earlier.

For Dongzao, this is the enemy of life and death, a life-threatening shock.

Dongzao was startled, took a big step back, and looked at the black cat in surprise.

The sweetheart followed with a plop plop several times.

The black cat glanced at Dongzao lazily. Although the eyes were normal, it looked as strange as a green light flashed in Dongzao's eyes.The back of his spine was numb, and his legs felt a little weak while holding the wall with his hands.

I'm afraid the cat has recognized him, the more Dong Zao thinks about it, the more afraid he becomes.

The cat-feeding boy turned his head and saw that it was Dongzao and hurriedly saluted.He also found that Dongzao was staring at the cat, so he explained, "This cat is in the mansion right in front of its head. It is very useful for catching mice. It was sent away later, but now it comes back with a big belly. It’s because I can’t find a way to survive outside.”

Dongzao tried hard to look at the bird-catching cat calmly, and found that it also raised its head to look at itself. Dongzao's eyes wandered around it, and found that not only the black cat's belly had become bigger, but even its feet had grown bigger. Lame.

It's obviously been a tough time out there.

Seeing Dong Zao here from a distance, the fat servant girl ran over at this moment, and couldn't help being surprised when she saw it, "Why are you back again? There is still Pang Pang in the yard, what if something happens to Pang Pang here? "

The first thing she thought of was nothing else but herself.

Dongzao was so moved that she didn't know what to say, "Ah Chun, you are so kind."

The fat maid was at a loss and at a loss, she, what did she say, and what does it have to do with this little elf?

The boy also knew that this was a problem, and he was even more afraid that the prince would blame him. After all, it was Xiao Sui who personally said at that time that he would send the cat away. Don't let it run over, at least wait until it has a baby, right?"

Who knows how it could be so unlucky, but this cat was found back.

The fat maidservant's expression was fixed, she was still worried about Dongzao, "I'm not afraid of ten thousand, just in case it's not."

If her family Pang Pang is eaten by this cat, then she will regret it to death.

Although she sympathized with the cat in her heart, nothing could compare to her fatness.

"Let it give birth first," Dongzao said, "Fatty, let Pangpang stay in the house these days, let's talk about it after giving birth."

As soon as he opened his mouth, the matter was considered a foregone conclusion.Although the little chubby bird in front is very embarrassing to the prince, he does everything along with it.But how can it be compared now, everyone knows the status of the first person favored by Prince Jing all these years, and he would not dare to disobey Dong Zao's intentions if he killed him that day.

What's more, because of Dongzao's soft and overly innocent temperament, Xiao Sui had already ordered everyone to serve Dongzao as if he were himself, and he couldn't be underestimated in the slightest.

If this kind of talk continues, who would dare to show any disrespect here in Dongzao.

The two servants had nothing to say, one was grateful and the other was a little unhappy.

Sure enough, the little goblin still wanted to murder my fat girl, and the fat servant girl was angry in her heart, but when she turned her head and saw the smile Dongzao looked at her, she suddenly felt that she had guessed wrongly, so she didn't dare to think any more.

Hey, I am so useless, the fat servant girl is a little angry.

In the imperial city, in the hall of the Royal Study Room.

Several important ministers stood together to discuss the Northwest War with the emperor. Although the matter was simple and the solution was simple, the debate could still be endless.

After a round of verbal battles between the civil and military officials and several seniors were panting and preparing for the battle, Xiao Sui stood up and asked the emperor for orders. He said solemnly: "I am willing to lead troops to fight and fight for the country."

Now the situation in the DPRK and China is embarrassing, the positions of several military generals are all empty, and the civil servants are in power.Now that a war is about to start suddenly, the military officers are somewhat elated, standing aside and not talking, it depends on what good solutions these civil servants can come up with.But before the civil servants could say a few words, the military officials were overwhelmed by their ability to turn black and white, and naturally they would not sleep when they quarreled.

Chen Qiming and the others did not expect that Xiao Sui would immediately stand up and ask for orders to go to the battlefield.

As soon as Xiao Sui's words fell, the expressions of all the people present changed, but there were different reasons for the changes in expressions.

The emperor himself blamed himself a little.In his heart, he still felt that the last time Xiao Sui was assassinated was because he hadn't done a lot of things well. Now that there is a war, is it possible that Xiao Sui is still going to fight?

Most of the civil servants felt that this was Xiao Sui's plan to regain the power back into his own hands, and they all hurriedly signaled the emperor not to agree with them with their eyes.

As for Chen Qiming and the others, they only felt sad for Xiao Sui.King Jing has been fighting on the battlefield for nearly ten years. He bought back this great country for Jin, and now he still drags his sick body to the battlefield?

Only Xiao Sui lowered his head, making it difficult to see clearly.

No one knew what His Royal Highness King Jing was thinking at the moment: He also didn't know if Dong Zao at home had woken up now, and what he was doing if he got up.Take another day off today, presumably the swelling should subside there, right?

Saying the words "on the battlefield" was just a gesture to Xiao Sui.He clearly knew that the counselors around the emperor would never agree to let him go to the battlefield.

After a while, even Xiao Yan thought about it again, and felt that letting Xiao Sui out of the capital was tantamount to letting the tiger go back to the mountain.

Nearly half of Jin's troops were stationed in the northwest, and all of them were elite soldiers brought out by Xiao Sui, and the military power was still in Xiao Sui's hands.If Xiao Sui was really let go at this time, and he turned around after fighting the northwest and then led the troops directly to the gate of the capital, it would really be possible to change the dynasty without saying a word.Even without finishing the battle in the north, he directly did the treason thing first, and the people's opinion of King Jing's personality will not change.His emperor can do it steadily, and then clean up the northwest.

Xiao Sui has such ability, but the current royal family cannot afford such a risk.

Sure enough, after going back and forth for a while, he came to a conclusion that he had already had in mind, and asked Xiao Sui to order a few generals to go to the northwest on the pretext that he was not in good health.

The side room has the blessing of winter morning today, and there are plenty of warm charcoal fires.

Dongzao lay on the small table and squinted to listen to the thin maidservant reading, while the fat maidservant sat on the side and peeled melon seeds for him. After peeling a handful, she put them in the small plate in front of him, and Dongzao took them one by one by herself. eat.

Every time Dong Zao finished eating a small plate of melon seeds, he had to drink a sip of water.This reminded the fat maidservant that Pang Pang used to be like this, eating a few mouthfuls of melon seeds and drinking a mouthful of water.

She observed for a while, and saw that Dongzao seemed to be asleep.The skinny maid was a little dry while reading, so she took the opportunity to stop and drink some water for a while.

There was no sound in the room, and Dongzao woke up immediately.

"Stop reading?" he asked.

The fat maidservant opened her eyes wide, feeling that this place is even more similar.Pangpang used to be the same. He was lying in a cage and sleeping. As soon as they stopped reading, he immediately jumped up and yelled at them, and he fell asleep after reading again.

She looked at Dongzao hesitantly, thinking about why a person and a bird could be so similar.

Dongzao's temper is indeed limp, and after getting along several times, the two of them have already figured it out thoroughly.So when he spoke, he was not as cautious and restrained as he was at the beginning.

The fat maidservant asked Dongzao while peeling melon seeds, "Master, why hasn't Fatty stayed in the house lately?"

Dongzao always felt that she was transformed into a human body but couldn't tell the fat and thin maidservants that she had been deceiving them, so she felt quite guilty, and when she was suddenly asked, she hesitated and said, "Well, well, he just likes it very much. Sleeping, unwilling to move."

This is not true.

The fat servant girl is not too worried about Pang Pang's safety now, after all, the prince has not forgotten Pang Pang.

Dongzao's words reminded her of Dongzao's naive and chubby appearance, so the fat servant girl squinted her eyes and said with a smile, "I just love to sleep, not only love to sleep, but also love to eat and drink, I do these two things every day. It's getting rounder and rounder, and it's much fatter than when I first entered the mansion."

"Pangpang's name is indeed correct." The skinny maid also laughed.

Dongzao's face was burning red, and it was inevitable that he had to defend his body a little bit, "That kind of bird, um," he tried hard to recall the appearance of his parents and siblings, and then said with certainty, "That kind of bird is all It's very fat, it's not his fault alone, you can't blame him."

The skinny maid said, "Our house also has this kind of bird. I saw it when I was a child. It's not so fat, and it's not lazy. It jumps around very diligently."

Dongzao seemed to have been exposed, but he couldn't refute their arguments. Thinking about it carefully, he was really lazy, so he could only lower his head with a little shame, and ate several melon seeds to get angry.

"But Chubby is so cute that people want to love him." The fat servant girl's heart was both crisp and soft when she thought of Dongzao's obedient appearance before.

"Well, Pangpang is the cutest bird." The skinny maid also echoed.

A blush persisted on Jiang Dongzao's face, and he hammered a piece of candy with a stick, making him dizzy with beauty.

"The female bird that came to us last year, I don't know if it will come back after the beginning of spring." Speaking of the topic of fatness, the fat servant girl has a lot to say, "If the female bird comes back , then I would like to plead with the prince to keep the female bird, I think the female bird also likes our plump, so it would be nice to stay and let him have a company."

Before Dongzao finished laughing, she froze.

"I think so too," the skinny servant girl was equally enthusiastic, "but that female bird looks very powerful, maybe it doesn't like us being fat."

"Hahahaha." The fat maidservant laughed, "Pangpang doesn't even know how to court. Do you remember that he courted the prince earlier? It was so stupid."

I didn't ask the wrong person, I already asked the person.

Dong Zao couldn't say this, only heard the silver bells of two maidservants.

ah!Dong Zao yelled in his heart, didn't boast a few words, why did he start to look down on himself again!

He wanted to flip the table, but after thinking about it carefully, what the fat and thin maids said was not wrong.In terms of bird shape, Dongzao knew that he was a clown.

Dongzao couldn't bear to slap such a piece of candied dates repeatedly.

He pursed his lips and puffed his cheeks slightly, and walked away angrily.The fat and thin servant girl left behind looked at each other, wondering what happened before.

But when he walked into the yard, he regretted it a bit. He had listened to half of what he said just now, and his heart was itchy.He still wants to read some books.

Dongzao found that every time he read a book, he knew more about the knowledge of this world, so he worked extra hard to read.

Although what he reads most is all kinds of story books, what he knows most is all kinds of love affairs and glib jokes used on Xiao Sui.

He returned to the master bedroom, pulled out the book that he had hidden before losing his virginity from under the pillow on the soft couch, flipped through two pages and found it boring for some reason.He moved his hips and sat by the window, opened the window a little, and looked towards the door from a distance.The yard was empty, and there were no fallen leaves on the dead trees.

I don't know when Ah Sui will come back.

Dong Zao hugged the book and lay on his back on the soft couch.

He is actually a bird that is very afraid of being alone.This probably has something to do with the fact that he has been alone for 30 years and has no friends, and he has been squeezed out a lot.

Dong Zao pulled himself together and read the book for a while, feeling lazy and sleepy.He covered his face with the book in his hand, blocking the sunlight outside, squinting his eyes before he really fell asleep.Suddenly, a cat meowed.

Dongzao was so frightened that he almost jumped up from the soft couch.

He flicked aside the attached book in a panic, and opened his eyes wide to see that the black cat ran in at some point, standing under the soft couch and looking up at him.

"You, what are you doing here?" Dongzao stammered and shrank herself in the corner of the soft couch.

He called out of the window anxiously, "Ah Chun, Ah Chun, come here."

The fat servant girl hurried over when she heard Dongzao's voice, she thought the sky was falling, but when she entered the door, she found that the tearful black cat was staring at him.

"What is it doing in here?" Dong Zao pointed at the black cat, looking very aggrieved.

The black cat let out a soft cry, then suddenly turned over and rolled on the ground, showing its belly towards Dongzao.Only then did Dongzao notice that it wasn't completely black, at least its belly was white.

Some people are afraid of cats and others are afraid of dogs, and that's perfectly normal.The fat maidservant didn't think much, just went to hug the black cat and said, "It's begging for food with you, don't be afraid, this cat has always been very docile to people."

Dong Zao groaned in his heart, being gentle to people, but too cruel to birds.

But Dongzao has seen many ferocious beasts in the mountains, most of them disdain to eat small birds of his size, and the vast majority of them will hardly show their bellies to other animals in their entire lives.Belly is the softest part of their body, but also their most vulnerable.It is too bold to expose this place to please people.

Dongzao watched the black cat being carried out by the fat maidservant, and before leaving the door, she turned her head to look at herself, her eyes were clean, without any trace of the predator Dongzao was familiar with.

Suppressing the instinctive fear, Dongzao has some sympathy and tenderness for the black cat.

After a while, a fat and thin maidservant came from the side room.

"Are you unhappy just now?" The fat servant girl asked Dongzao cautiously, "Did the servant girls say too much about being fat?"

Dong Zao nodded with extreme restraint, but couldn't help but smile because of the two people's careful observation and consideration.

He is really a person who is not good at being really angry, and he is really easy to coax.

Seeing this, the fat maid felt that it was right.

She felt that Dongzao was similar to Pangpang even more. When Pangpang was in the cage, he would occasionally show that he didn't like them talking about other little pets and other birds in front of him.

Ah~ cute.The fat maid hid aside and stared at Dongzao's fair and round face, a little intoxicated.

Pang Pang is not so obvious anymore, but now she wants to pet Dong Zao as Pang Pang.

"Are there a lot of rats in our house?" Dong Zao listened to the book for a while, but still remembered the black cat from time to time, so he simply asked his doubts.

The thin servant girl stopped reading, thought for a while and said, "Well, there are some, it's hard to find a place where there are no rats these days."

"That cat seems to have lost a lot of weight." Dongzao thought that the black cat's huge size when he saw it for the first time was indeed much smaller than it is now.

"Huh?" The fat maid was a little puzzled, "Have you seen her before?"

Dongzao hastily covered it up, "No, I just want to say that you might lose weight even if you have a baby in your stomach."

"It's a bit pitiful." The fat maid nodded, "I must have suffered a lot outside."

Dong Zao became even more entangled, now that he can transform into a human form, should he still be afraid of that cat, so that he cannot stay in the palace.

It seems that the cat will be very poor.

Dongzao hesitated until Xiao Sui came home.

He was asking the little maid in the kitchen to bring minced meat, mixed some white rice, and walked towards the black cat sleeping in the corner.

For some unknown reason, the black cat immediately stood up when it saw him, ran over obediently, and rubbed Dongzao's legs all over.Dongzao's whole body was stiff from the beginning, and then slowly relaxed later.

He knelt down and put the plate of meat in front of the black cat, and the black cat immediately swallowed it.

Dong Zao stood aside to watch it finish eating, and was about to leave when the black cat lay on the ground and rolled him, its appearance was quite lovable.

The black cat's eyes were watery, and it kept looking at Dongzao, as if very much hoping that Dongzao could rub it.

Dongzao struggled for a while and squatted down again, carefully stretched out his fingers, and slowly poked the female cat's belly.

The female cat has a round belly, as if she is about to give birth.

At this moment, the black cat suddenly meowed twice, which fell into Dongzao's ears, and it was a cat language that Dongzao could understand.

"I'm going to give birth tomorrow, and I can give birth to four in this one." The black cat said, with a lazy and self-satisfied tone.

Dongzao's eyes widened immediately, and he didn't know why he felt a little bit of comparison in this regard.

"Me, I can give birth to four in one birth," he said.

Xiao Sui stood behind Dongzao and was about to call him, but stopped in surprise when he heard this.

He looked Dongzao up and down, not knowing whether he should believe in Dongzao or the fact that men are infertile.