little fat chirp

Xiao Sui opened his eyes, and his eyes slowly and steadily fell on Dongzao.

Dongzao is still Dongzao in the past, a fat little workman.The boy in the dream had long since disappeared, and it was as if he had never appeared before.

Just as Xiao Sui thought of this, he felt like laughing.

How could you really treat a dream as reality?

Dong Zao jumped aside so that Xiao Sui could get up and get dressed, and asked him again, "Is Ah Sui still going out today?"

Xiao Sui sat up, "I have nothing to do today, I'm all at home." He lifted the quilt and wanted to get out of bed, but suddenly felt a chill under his body.

Even though Xiao Sui was as calm as Xiao Sui, he couldn't help but widen his eyes at this moment, and looked down in disbelief.

There is a slightly wet place between the underwear, which is clearly telling Xiao Sui what happened.

"I have nothing to do today," Dongzao imitated Xiao Sui's tone, and then flew up and landed on his shoulders. Some wondered why Xiao Sui hadn't moved. Dongzao followed his gaze and looked down. His gaze fell there, "Huh?"

Dong Zao tilted her head, "Did you pee?"

It's silly and meticulous.

Xiao Sui took Dongzao off his shoulders, got out of bed and opened the window, sent Dongzao out, and said loudly, "Ah Chun, help Dongzao prepare breakfast."

Dongzao was caught off guard and got outside the door, so she could only flap her wings and fly up. The fat maidservant who heard the sound from outside hurriedly raised her hand to make Dongzao rest on her hand.

"Why was it thrown out so early in the morning?" the fat maid asked Dongzao in a low voice.

Dong Zao fluttered his wings, and was dumbfounded: I don't know either.

In the room, Xiao Sui changed his clothes and sat on the couch.He has lived for 30 years, so it is naturally not the first time he has faced a nocturnal emission.However, those previous experiences have often not experienced the process of having a sexual dream. After what happened last night, all ordinary physiological phenomena seem to have changed.

The appearance of the young man who had faded from Xiao Sui's mind when he woke up appeared concrete again. Xiao Sui seemed to be able to outline his eyebrows, eyes, voice, and the smooth touch of his skin even when he closed his eyes.

Xiao Sui then thought of Dong Zao's dull appearance on weekdays, and felt that his imaginings like that could be said to be hateful and obscene.

It's just that Xiao Sui couldn't help thinking about the details, such as Dong Zao he saw in the study a few days ago.He hid under the curtain, why did it bulge up so big?It seemed that there was really a boy hiding under the curtain at that moment.

He couldn't help but wonder, what if there was really a boy Dongzao hiding at that moment?After all, Xiao Xiaozuo is able to speak, which is already bizarre enough, and adding one more thing is not too much, is it?

Besides, Xiao Sui somewhat hoped that all the things written in "Monster History" would be true.

Demons and ghosts are still nonsense to him, but when it comes to Dongzao, he hopes there will be an exception.

The sun is bright outside, although the weather is still cold, but it can be regarded as a good weather.

Dongzao stood on his little shelf, eating lukewarmly.

The fat and thin maidservants are discussing the excitement after the New Year's Eve.

"There are temple fairs and fairs on the street these two days. I don't know how lively it is. If I can, I really want to go out and have a look, but unfortunately it's not our turn..." The fat maid said with regret, "I saved some money and returned Thinking of going out to buy something this time, the handkerchiefs in the silk shop on West Street are especially well embroidered with flower and bird patterns, so I have long wanted to buy one."

"I don't have anything in particular that I want to buy," said the skinny maid, "I'm just a bit greedy. The food at the temple fair is delicious... When I was young, before my father sold me, it was also before my younger brother was born. He took me to a temple fair in the capital, and I ate a bowl of Yangchun noodles at the gate of the city, which is white noodles with chopped green onions. It was the best thing I have ever eaten in my life. I don't know how many good things I ate,

But it's really not as good as that feeling... because my father was nice to me, even if he bought me later, I can't say anything bad about him. "

"Those like us who sell into the palace are considered good. At least they live a comfortable life. Besides, your family is still good. I heard that other courtyards not only sell their daughters, but also ask for wages every month. Like a bloodsucker."

The skinny maid smiled, "Well, speaking of this, my father visited me once last year. I don't know if he will come back this year. My younger brother is also at the age of studying. I have saved a little money. If I’ll give it to him when he comes, and I won’t give it if he doesn’t come.”

"What are you giving me?" The fat servant girl glared at her, "You are so stupid, why don't you let yourself save the dowry?"

Dong Zao half understood and half understood, so he memorized a handkerchief with flower and bird patterns on a silk shop on West Street, and a bowl of Yangchun noodles with chopped green onions at the gate of the city.

After Xiao Sui changed his clothes, the first thing he thought of was going out to look for Dongzao.

After Dong Zao finished his breakfast, when he looked up and saw Xiao Sui, he immediately flew over and rubbed his cheek affectionately.

His feathers are soft and crisp to the touch, and Xiao Sui can't help but think of Dong Zao in that beautiful dream last night.

Xiao Sui's figure couldn't help but froze, although it was only for a moment, Dongzao still caught it sharply.

"What's wrong with you?" Dong Zao stopped on Xiao Sui's shoulder, tilted his head to look at his ears, and found out in surprise, "Oh, why are these ears so red?"

As he said, he lightly pecked Xiao Sui's ear with his beak, and then found that the already red ear suddenly turned redder.

Xiao Sui led Dongzao into the study room, almost wanting to cover the mouth of Xiao Xizuo with his hands, so as not to embarrass him even more with his chattering words.

Dongzao didn't realize it. He had never transformed in the past few days, and he no longer felt drowsy and sleepy. Dongzao naturally felt that it should be a sudden one-off time, and maybe he would wait until the next time his body got hot. Will appear.

So Dongzao let go of the vigilance and defenses in his heart these days, and the whole bird's spirit returned.

From the perspective of the fat and thin maidservant, it was because of Xiao Sui's return.

"A Sui, what is a temple fair?" Dong Zao stood in front of Xiao Sui, looked up at him and asked.

"On the first and fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year, vendors will gather in some designated streets so that people from all over the world can come to buy," Xiao Sui said.

"Then is there any outside today?"

"En." Xiao Sui turned over a page of the bibliography in his hand, and he seemed to be reading very carefully, but in fact, he didn't read a single word at all.

"I want to go," Dong Zao saw that Xiao Sui's eyes didn't look at him, and went around his wrist holding the book, "Can you take me there."

Xiao Sui didn't speak.

"Take me, take me!" Dongzao begged.

Xiao Sui, who can be decisive in the face of thousands of troops, was so helpless by a little fat bird, he could only rub Dongzao's head, and said the only exchange condition, "You are not allowed to run around, and you should be obediently on my shoulders." stay."

"Okay." Dongzao happily agreed, with flattery in his small mouth, "Ah Sui is so kind, very, very kind."

"So what?" Xiao Sui laughed, "You are getting more glib every day."

"If you like someone, it's natural to say it out, it's all from the heart, how can it be considered glib?" Dong Zao solemnly recited the words he remembered from the story book when Deng Tuzi molested the little girl, without changing his expression Very calm.

Xiao Sui's face was slightly taken aback, he didn't know how to resist such a gaudy little trick.

The story book is really good, Dongzao thought, he regretted not listening to the fat and thin maidservants carefully, he should have memorized more.

After promising Dongzao to go out, Xiao Sui tidied up a bit and went out.

The guards followed in casual clothes. At first, they took a carriage for the first part of the way, and then got off their horses and walked slowly when they entered the downtown area.Although Xiao Sui was wearing very ordinary clothes without any rules, his demeanor was hard to conceal. In addition to his outstanding appearance, what was even more striking was that there was a bird parked on his shoulder. It is impossible not to look at him.

Everything Dongzao saw was fresh, his little head almost fell off, but it was a pity that he couldn't talk outside, otherwise it would be so noisy and noisy all the way there.

The streets are bustling, with some walking alone, some coming from a family, and some young couples accompanying each other.If he saw a young couple walking arm in arm, Dong Zao would stick to Xiao Sui's ear and whisper to him, "Here, those are husband and wife."

Or, "A husband and wife are meant to be that intimate."

His tone was full of hints, almost as if he was teaching, and it seemed that he was about to transform into a human form and jump from Xiao Sui's shoulder to the ground in the next moment.

Fortunately, Dong had already stopped in such a short while, and he looked on Xiao Sui's shoulder as if it was enough to stroll around, and then he said in a low voice that only two people could hear, "Can you take me to West Street? I need to bring back a handkerchief with patterns of flowers and birds."

Xiao Suizheng is curious, why are you still wearing a handkerchief?

Dong Zao changed the conversation again, remembering that he would not forget, so he hurriedly said, "Also, bring a bowl of white noodles with chopped scallions at the gate of the city."

"Why buy these?" Xiao Sui had to ask.

The old god Dongzao said, "Ah Chun and A Fang want it, I will remember it for them."

This request was not too much, it was just a matter of riding Jing Wang out of the house, and at this time, he had to send Jing Wang to buy handkerchiefs and noodles, which was really a bit staggering.

Xiao Sui wanted to get used to Dongzao, and no one told Dongzao about it, it was wrong in terms of dignity.One person and one bird swaggered to the West Street silk shop to buy handkerchiefs with flower and bird patterns, so that there was a rumor that Prince Jing had a woman he liked and picked out handkerchiefs for her.All of a sudden, an unknown number of women jumped out and said that the handkerchief was in their hands.

I went to buy Yangchun noodles at the gate of the city again, but I didn’t know that the boss was muttering in my heart: I look like a man in clothes, buy a bowl of white noodles with only chopped green onions?The stingy didn't see it!