Save the male second

When Shen Ji knew that the portrait was actually just a time-travel artifact, he was depressed for a long time. Of course, with his personality, once he was unhappy, he had to show it, even if he coaxed him, it might not be good.

And Xu Nanke can go to the sky and go to the ground, but he doesn't have the ability to read minds.

When he asked Shen Zhi to go out for a walk with the dog, he couldn't read the words "Huh, does the dog look as good as me" from the sentence "What's so cute about this broken dog and doesn't want to go out at all".

When he took a few more glances at the female star on TV, Shen Ji walked over and suddenly sat down on him, almost pressing his face, but he didn't choose to hug Shen Ji, but pushed aside carelessly. When Shen Ji continued to watch TV, he should have realized the seriousness of the matter.

But he didn't.

The bad thing is that he and Shen Ji get along day and night and take it lightly.

He simply thought that Shen Ji really didn't want to go out, so he went out for a stroll and came back, and brought Shen Ji a few catties of lychees and potato chips. Sending photos, using the newly learned Meitu Xiuxiu to put cat ears on his P - only to find that Shen Ji has already gone to take a bath by himself.

According to Xu Nanke's usual habit, he pushed the door and wanted to go in, but he didn't push it. He took the strength in his hand and the bathroom door didn't move at all.

Inside the door was a vague figure of white air, faintly visible on the glass, but he was not allowed to enter.

Only then did Xu Nanke think something was wrong.

He didn't stay still, probably Shen Ji was angry because he watched the female stars a few more times. Shen Ji had asked many times to return from the real world to the realm of self-cultivation, because the reason here was too much. A woman who dresses too naked.

The last time when Shen Ji closed the bathroom door to prevent him from entering, he really didn't go in, and Shen Ji was even more unhappy in the end.

Breaking in, he was blushing.

If he didn't break in, his eyes would be red.

Whether to break the door or not, that is the question.

Xu Nanke immediately removed the door frame and walked in calmly. Shen Ji was in the shower, and when he reached out to grab the towel, he had already wrapped the towel around his body.There were so many such situations that Shen Ji's face didn't blush and his heart stopped beating.

"I haven't finished washing yet, what are you doing here?" Shen Ji glanced at him, then turned to dry his hair.

Xu Nanke looked at him from hair to toe, and he didn't see him blushing. He felt very regretful, and suddenly thought of Shen Ji, who used to blush easily. I won't blush anymore.

It is estimated that the deer in my heart has been killed.

Xu Nanke also felt a sense of crisis in his heart, not to mention that Shen Ji is so cute, just because of his face, many people have already snatched it from him.

He doesn't blush to himself, which is not a good sign.

Xu Nanke searched in his mind, picked a scene from a TV series he watched recently, deliberately leaned over and stretched out a hand to touch Shen Ji's cheek, slid it to his neck, lifted his towel, and said: "Why didn't you call me?"

"Where did you learn all this, don't move your hands." Shen Ji said this, but a red cloud exploded on his face.

"Let's be reasonable, you're so good-looking, you don't want to be touched." Xu Nanke almost yawned, trying to suppress his sleepiness, touched his lips, and picked out nice things to say.

Shen Ji was like a freshly cooked shrimp, taking advantage of Xu Nanke not paying attention, he secretly took a step forward and threw himself into his arms.

Xu Nanke was already satisfied, it was enough to see him blushing, and he turned around and lay down on the bed.

Waiting for him to continue flirting and sending an empty mail: "..."

When he went to bed, Xu Nanke was already asleep.

On the second day, Xu Nanke found that Shen Ji's air pressure was even lower.

First, he quietly uninstalled the King of Glory he was addicted to recently, and then crushed the bags of potato chips and lychees that Xu Nanke specially bought for him into pieces, saying that he was going to empty the refrigerator, and then threw them all out to feed the dogs. It's like deliberately showing that I'm not happy.

Xu Nanke wanted to pretend he didn't see it at first.

But when Shen Ji suddenly changed the opening sentence when he turned on the TV with a big "Xu Nanke is a big villain", he was shocked, even if he really wanted to pretend to be deaf and blind, he couldn't do it.

Logically speaking, Shen Ji usually eats a little bit of jealousy, and this kind of teasing can solve the problem until he blush.

But this time, Shen Ji seemed to be on the fence with him.

The problem remained unresolved, and Shen Ji became more violent at night, and Xu Nanke yawned continuously during the day.

The two of them previously laid down the rules in black and white——

Because the two often quarreled over trivial matters such as a spoonful of sugar, whether to buy a catty of milk or two catties of milk, and when they got into a fight, they would talk about trivial old things in a few words.Shen Ji will also dig out old accounts, accuse him of having old feelings for the third senior brother, and accuse him of not liking him enough.God knows that Xu Nanke has been wronged, he is not to be outdone, and whoever is afraid of others will also bring up the fact that he blocked the thunder disaster for Shen Ji.

The two entangled endlessly, Shen Ji was not as sharp as Xu Nanke in terms of words, Xu Nanke was not as fierce as Shen Ji in terms of aura, all in all they were evenly matched.

Such a quarrel can only be resolved with a kiss, and after a kiss, they will roll onto the bed, and they will not be able to do anything all day long.What a waste of time!Long life is long, can't it be wasted like this?

The above sentence was written in the rules by them as a commandment.

——Of course, Shen Ji proposed to change the word "waste" into "enjoyment", which was rejected by Xu Nanke righteously.

So the two made a rule that quarrels should not be settled in bed.In the same way, no matter how much you quarrel during the day, it can't affect the double-cultivation at night.

At first Xu Nanke thought this rule was very good, reasonable and fair.

But after days of Shen Ji sitting on the bed full of food and drink, full of energy, and he was so depressed that he had to rely on meditation to recover his energy, he began to wonder if he had been kicked in the head by a donkey for signing such an agreement.

Where is the justice?

Losing to Shen Ji in the daytime quarrel, and getting fucked by him at night.

He quit.

So this time, Xu Nanke decided that no matter what, he must not encourage Shen Ji's delicate character anymore.He wants to roll over on it.

First of all, he spent three days and three nights thinking about this problem, how to eliminate Shen Ji's unhealthy tendencies without hurting Shen Ji's glassy heart.The answer is that there is no solution, because Shen Ji's glass heart is too easily broken. Of course, whether this is what he pretended or is actually the case remains to be seen.

Xu Nanke chose the cold war with great distress.

The author has something to say: Because I had a minor operation over the weekend, the episode has been delayed until today!