The cat teacher and the fantasy school

Why, that human always stares at himself when he shits?

Didn't he just eat that little thing? !

snort!In the past few days, I have been constipated, and I can’t pull it out no matter what, and it’s even more difficult to pull it out after being stared at like this!

Mao Xiaotian squatted in the cat litter box dissatisfied and thought.

As for Long Tianxing, he looked nervously at the fat cat Xiaotian, hoping that it could pull out a diamond.

Just then, his phone rang suddenly.

It was Mao Haoxuan calling.

"Hello?! Mao Haoxuan! Have you finally heard from me? Where are you? The property management has urged you to pay the electricity bill! If you don't pay the electricity bill, the power will be cut off!" Long Tianxing shouted into the phone.

"Dicks, I have already found a good job, and I still have a big house to live in, hum, move here quickly!" Mao Haoxuan said proudly.

"...Where are you? Tell me the address." Long Tianxing always felt weird, that stupid cat demon could find a big house and a good job?No matter how unreliable it sounds.

But now there is indeed no penny in this house, so let's go and have a look.

In this way, Long Tianxing, who had no money and no e-donkey, carried Mao Xiaotian in a schoolbag, and took the bus to find Teacher Mao’s current residence.

In fact, when Teacher Mao made this call, he was in the office of Changqing University, a well-known institution of higher learning in this city.

Unexpectedly, he actually had a private office, and it was all thanks to that Mu Haoxuan who committed suicide.Teacher Mao pressed the electric wheelchair and came to the window. You can see the scenery of most of the campus from here, and the location is still very good.

And in an office that he didn't know, a conversation about him was going on.

"Vice principal, that Mu Haoxuan has come to work again. We have given him an ultimatum to get out of this university. Is he not afraid of our threat at all?" A half-bald middle-aged man resented say.

"He must have found something. Otherwise, those photos would not make him so arrogant. Find a way to find out what cards he has. If he is really so ignorant, then give him some color." The principal—a fat man with a smiling face like a tiger, with a sinister gleam in his eyes.

It turned out that not long ago, the upright Mu Haoxuan accidentally discovered the evidence of embezzlement of public funds by the vice principal, the director of the school and the teachers. He took a lot of indecent photos to blackmail him, and one of the photos was accidentally seen by the parents of Mu Haoxuan's lover who had been in love for many years, which led to the complete breakdown of their relationship, ruining their career and love Mu Haoxuan was forced to sign a letter of guarantee to leave the school, so he committed suicide angrily.

However, the person in that thin and frail body is no longer the human Mu Haoxuan.

Teacher Mao was excited about his first university class. He came to the large lecture hall where the big class was about to start early, imagining the sacred scene of preaching and accepting karma, as well as the many students in the classroom, he felt a kind of The pride of the people's teachers!

Fortunately, Mu Haoxuan himself is a very rigorous person, and he likes to prepare the lesson plans and courseware a month in advance, so the intoxicated teacher Mao will not even know what the class is about.

The number of students coming to class has gradually increased, and most of them are girls. Although Mu Haoxuan is in a wheelchair, his handsome appearance and elegant demeanor are still the male gods in the hearts of many girls.

Although the course he taught was very obscure, but with his persuasive style and serious and responsible attitude, the pass rate of this course has always been very high, so almost the entire classroom was full.

The real Mu Haoxuan is definitely a model and awe-inspiring teacher.

When Teacher Mao turned on the computer screen complacently with such an identity, several large characters appeared on the projection cloth.

"Students, the topic we are going to talk about today is—on materialism and the objectivity of the world."

"Teacher Mu seems to be very happy today, did something good happen?" The students below noticed Teacher Mao's excited eyebrows and started discussing.

"Materialism, is such a title? Human cognition is too shallow. In fact, there are many incredible things in this world." Teacher Mao said into the microphone on the podium.

"Teacher Mu is really abnormal today. What is he talking to himself?" The college students were even more puzzled.

"Hey! I've been waiting for this day for a long time!" Teacher Cat began to play!

Everyone stared at him blankly, only to see Teacher Mao smile mysteriously: "Everyone, I have been waiting to pass on my precious knowledge to those with the highest wisdom among human beings! No doubt! Passed the terrible high exam Lian, those of you who have entered the university in the Holy Land of Human Wisdom are the best candidates to receive my knowledge!"

"Why is there a sense of sight in Secondary Two? Is this the teacher's new teaching method?" Some students complained in a low voice.

"I want to teach you how magic works! You will become great magicians!" Mr. Cat has great ambitions—this is the first time he can teach whatever he wants without worrying about the reward!

"Magic?!" The audience was in an uproar.

At this moment, the door of the classroom was suddenly opened, and the dean said with a sullen face, "Mr. Mu, the principal has something to ask for you, and the class is temporarily suspended."

In the midst of the uproar among the students, Teacher Mao was taken away by the dean.

In the vice principal's office, several people surrounded Teacher Mao with sullen faces.

"Mu Haoxuan, what exactly do you want to do? You are still in this school." The vice principal slapped the table and threatened him harshly.

"This is where I work, why should I leave?" Teacher Mao sneered.I also know that it must be that Mu Haoxuan offended these guys.

"You are toasting and not eating fine wine, right? Very good, Mu Haoxuan, I don't care who is behind you to support you..." Before the vice principal could finish speaking, Teacher Mao turned the wheelchair and drove towards the gate go.

"What are you doing?! Come back! I'm not finished yet!"

"Piss, you take care of a lot!" Teacher Mao said with sarcasm.

The vice principal watched Teacher Mao leave in arrogance.He gritted his teeth and patted the table: "Give him some color!"