The cat teacher and the fantasy school

At first, the black cat came at night, but it disappeared during the day. The servants worried that the cat was lost, and launched several large-scale searches, but unexpectedly, at night, the cat was dragged away again. It came back with a swipe, and it really was the habit of wild cats. After three or five times, the black cat would go out to play during the day and come back at night, and everyone got used to it, so no one cared.

As for the group of noble cats, their daily lives are very busy. They want to eat delicious food, drink delicious food, play with the best cat toys, and do grooming and bathing. How can they bother with that strange cat? Where did he go during the day?

However, in order to let the black cat know that she is the boss here, Elizabeth decided to conduct an entry assessment for the new black cat.

"This is an important ceremony to determine whether you will be isolated by our Holy Alliance. If you fail our test, then you will only be able to eat the worst cat food, sleep in the worst bed, and have no toys to play with!" Elizabeth said The black cat swaggered.

"Hoo hoo. So what's the content of the trial?" The black cat tilted its head and looked at it. The worst cat food here is thousands of yuan a tael.

"When the time comes, I will naturally tell you that everything must wait for the master to return." Elizabeth said.

It didn't take long for Long Tianxing to come home from work. He was lying on the sofa tiredly. He had a lot of official duties today, and the noisy mother forced the marriage. Everything seemed extremely annoying. He didn't even look good when he saw the servants. , no one dares to get close to the irritable CEO who is as quick as a firecracker.

He was lying on the big sofa, fiddled with the TV remote control casually.At this time, Elizabeth said to the black cat: "The first test is to jump on the master's belly when the master is in a bad temper, and the jumping point is there!"

Its paws were pointing to a tall cabinet behind the sofa. If gravity and acceleration were counted, a ten-pound cat jumping onto a human belly was enough to make people roll their eyes.

However, for the first-class cat food, Teacher Mao jumped to the top of the cabinet without fear.

The domineering president didn't know that he was about to be plotted against, and he was still lying flat on the sofa with an impatient expression on his face.

Just as he was cursing the boring TV program, a black shadow suddenly flashed in front of him——

Immediately after

He felt a huge blow to his ribs!

His eyes darkened, his breath suffocated, and he almost died!

After a while, although the heavy pressure on his chest was still there, he calmed down, and when he took a closer look, it turned out that Luna was squatting on his chest and looking at him! !

"Damn...damn..." Long Tianxing moaned and raised his hand.

However, at the next moment, he hugged Luna with both hands, and said with a painful smile: "So... Luna, do you love me so much... I love you too... What... Da... Nima, I'll just scold you You don't understand either...it crushed me to death..."

The ultimate cat lover will not care about the pain caused by cats, cat slaves are so cheap (●ω●)

"The master is really a bitch, I knew he would say that." Elizabeth said to the other cats.

"But that kid's courage is admirable. He dared to climb from such a high place. If I remember correctly, Elizabeth, you are too fat to climb to such a high place!" The other cat complained.

"Shut up! The second trial will be conducted next!" Elizabeth said with a wave of her paw.

Long Tianxing is a normal man, just like other men, he also wants to vent his desire, and there is never a shortage of women around him, those who do everything possible to please him will also try their best to send some peerless beauties to him , but Long Tianxing's vision is very high, and he usually looks for top-quality goods. For example, the woman named Huo Mei who suddenly visited his mansion tonight is said to be an oiran, worth as much as one million overnight, but such a woman is willing Taking the initiative to find Long Tianxing, who is full of masculine charm, maybe he has captured her heart, or maybe she has other plans.

But at this moment, between this pair of men and women, there is only joy to the fullest. Long Tianxing likes this kind of dangerous and beautiful woman.Huo Mei attaches great importance to sentimentality, even if it is for a one-night pleasure, she must do her best. Accompanied by soft and mysterious music, she dances gracefully and removes her clothes one by one.

The perfect body and youhuo's movements are enough to make all men in the world fall into flames. Long Tianxing squinted his eyes and looked at Huo Mei with a smile. Naturally, he reacted, but at this moment of seduction, Elizabeth said to the black cat: " The second part of the test is to jump on the master at this time! However, to make it more difficult, do you see where his pants are bulging? This time we have to skydive from the top!" [Do you treat him as the master? ? !

"What's so difficult about this?" The black cat stroked its beard, as if it wasn't afraid of anything at all.

Just when Huo Mei smiled charmingly at Long Tianxing, and slowly approached Long Tianxing, who obviously couldn't hold back, the black shadow from the sky appeared again!

The ten-pound cat carried the acceleration of gravity, and once again plunged Long Tianxing into a painful situation where life would have been worse than death!

And this time it hit him!

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! Where is the cat!" Huo Mei screamed suddenly.

But Long Tianxing held his hands in pain and curled up into a ball.

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" Long Tianxing cursed loudly.

The wonderful date was ruined because of this, Huo Mei wisely left at an awkward moment, but Long Tianxing turned his head and looked at the black cat with a big round face and round eyes.

"It's so cute..." Long Tianxing curled up and moaned.

The cat slave was defeated again.

"You have passed the two trials, you can be regarded as one of us, next, we will take you to participate in our collective sacred ceremony! This is our most solemn moment!" Elizabeth patted the black cat's face approvingly Shoulder Road.

At this time, all the noble cats gathered together.

It's coming!That most important moment of the day!

When Long Tianxing poops!

I saw Long Tianxing entered the luxury bathroom with a displeased face, then took off his pants and sat on the gold-plated toilet, but because he came in a hurry, he forgot to close the door.

really!

The group of cats walked in line one by one, sat in a row, looked up at Long Tianxing without blinking.

"I can't get out of being surrounded by such crowds! Ahhhhhh!" Long Tianxing hugged his head and shouted, "But it's so cute!!!!"