rebirth joke

Grandma's train was the next morning, and Li Ling was woken up by the alarm clock early in the morning. He opened his eyes a little tired, but couldn't fall asleep.

So get up and wash.The door of Kang Wan's room was still closed, and it was very quiet.Li Ling glanced at it, took the car keys and went out.

Pick up at the station.Grandma has long hair that hangs down to her thighs, often braided into thick and complicated braids, which is very easy to recognize in the crowd.Although he is now old and his hair is white, he still takes good care of it.

Grandma left the station with him, stroked my hair and said, "Oh, a little guy on the train poured some soup on my braids, I have to wash them when I go back."

Li Ling grabbed her shoulders and said, "I'll wash it for you."

Grandma laughed.The two returned home and put down their luggage. Grandma moved a low stool and sat in the bathroom with a towel around her neck. Li Ling was behind her as she was when she was a child, but now that she was taller, she could only Squat down and wash her hair.

Looking at my grandma when I was a child, I always felt that she was extremely tall and omnipotent.But now looking at her back, she feels like a child.

After washing and drying with a hair dryer, Li Ling asked her grandma to sit on the swing on the balcony and help her rebraid her hair.

When Jiang Guangyu and he were still lovers, there was a little girl in Jiang's family who was less than ten years old. She was Jiang Guangyu's half-sister, and she was very attached to Jiang Guangyu.When Li Ling was free, he even braided her hair. Jiang Guangyu was surprised when she saw it, and rarely joked, "It's really a 'good wife and mother'."

There were three black lines on Li Ling's forehead, and he was about to speak back.But seeing him touching the ends of his hair, he said with a slight smile, "If I grow my hair long, you can braid it for me too."

Li Ling was pleased by his words, put his arms around his waist and smiled, "Okay."

With Jiang Guangyu's identity and personality, it is of course impossible to fulfill this kind of promise.But in Li Ling's heart, there are many things that are lovable about him, and this is one of those things.

Li Ling asked for leave today and arrived at work at ten o'clock.Kang Wan woke up, heard someone talking in the living room, walked out, and saw Li Ling standing beside the swing, with his sleeves rolled up to his elbows, braiding the old man's hair, his movements were careful and gentle.

The 1.8-meter big man does these small things, but he has a special charm.The morning sun fell on his handsome outline, almost melting him.

Kang Wan stood quietly for two or three seconds, or did her grandma see him and ask Li Ling, "Is this your friend's child?"

Li Ling glanced at him, and kept saying with his hands: "Yes, my friend asked me to let him stay at our house for a while and call him Kang Wan. Healthy Kang, Wan Wan at night."

Kang Wan said, "Grandma is good."

Grandma smiled from ear to ear: "Okay. How old are you? She looks so good-looking, even Lingling can't compare to it."

Li Ling said: "What do men want to look good?"

Kang Wan replied, "I'm 19 years old."

Grandma said: "Why can't men be good-looking? Back then, if your grandpa wasn't good-looking, I wouldn't have married him."

Li Ling smiled helplessly, and tied the last headband into the braid.Grandma got up and said, "I'll make breakfast." Then she asked Kang Wan, "What do you like to eat, Kang Wan?"

Kang Wan said: "Anything is fine, I can help with it. Grandma can just call me Xiao Wan."

Grandma said: "There are very few boys who can cook. Then come here and let me see what you can do."

Li Ling watched the two of them walk into the kitchen, he could see that grandma liked Kang Wan very much, otherwise he wouldn't have agreed to let him help.

He took advantage of the situation and sat on the swing just now, squinting his eyes thoughtfully.

The phone rang suddenly, he glanced at it, picked it up and said, "Boss."

Fang Huai's laughter came over: "I praised you last week, so you learned to skip work this week?"

Li Ling said: "I'm going to pick up the elderly at home today, I really have no choice but to take a leave of absence."

Fang Huai smiled and said, "Just kidding. It's just that I passed by your department today and didn't see you. I miss you."

The cold hairs on Li Ling's back stood on end, and he could only say that the boss was a seasoned lover. Li Ling suspected that if he wanted to, he could say "I love you" and "I love you for the rest of my life".

He said, "Boss..."

Fang Huai interrupted him and said, "Don't be in a hurry to get rid of me. I have something to do with you on the phone. There is a reception on the weekend night. I want you to go with me. I shouldn't make things difficult for you, right?"

One advance and one retreat, one retract and one release, Li Ling certainly understands this routine. If you react violently, people will say that you think too much. If you are bored, they will do more things that make you think too much.

But... Li Ling usually used this to trick innocent boys. This was the first time someone used it on him. It was funny, but he also wanted to see how far Fang Huai could go.

So he said kindly: "Okay. The boss calls me anytime, I can do it."

The kitchen quickly made breakfast, and when she came out with the breakfast, grandma was still asking Kang Wan whether a certain dish should be stewed or fried first, and Li Ling knew that she was very satisfied with Kang Wan's cooking skills.

Li Ling looked at the fresh breakfast on the table, washed his hands, and planned to grab a piece to taste. Grandma opened his hand and said, "Xiaowan hasn't eaten yet."

Li Ling was speechless, thinking that he had just agreed to let Kang Wan live here for a while, he suddenly felt a faint sense of crisis.

But as a grown man, he was always embarrassed to compete with children, so he could only sit at the dining table and watch Kang Wan come out of the kitchen and untie the little rabbit's apron around her waist and put it on the back of the chair. It was actually quite harmonious.

After breakfast and going to work, his grandma asked him not to eat box lunch at noon, they made it at home and asked Kang Wan to bring it over, and Li Ling agreed.

When he arrived at the company, the girl at the front desk seized the opportunity to keep asking him about Kang Wan's background, and Li Ling could only vaguely say that he was the child of a distant relative.I came to Zhushi to find a job.

The little girl said: "Then does he have a girlfriend?"

Li Ling glanced at her up and down, and said with a smile, "You just showed your side, and you've got your calculations right. Rabbits don't eat grass by the side of their nests, and the delicious food that Brother Li usually brings you on business trips is useless."

The little girl blushed.The other smiled and said, "It's about delicious food. Now it's free love, you don't want to arrange marriage, do you?"

Li Ling smiled and said, "I didn't arrange it, I was afraid that you would be too excited and rush up and eat him."

Just chat and joke with them, and you'll get over it.

It suddenly occurred to Li Ling that he actually didn't know whether Kang Wan liked men or women. Although Kang Wan showed that kind of meaning to him in the bar, the former was due to the effect of drugs, and the latter could be regarded as The fledgling plot, maybe it's just a child with a volatile personality, who is chased by a delicate and soft girl, and then wins back.

This question remained in his mind for a while, and another two days passed.He worked a little less this day, so he stopped by the boxing gym to pick up Kang Wan after work.

When he arrived, the get out of class was over, but he didn't see Kang Wan in the practice room. He randomly pulled a student and asked, "Has your assistant left?"

The student pointed to the corner of the corridor and said, "Just now a classmate dragged him over to talk about something."

Li Ling nodded, walked to the corner, only saw two shadows, and heard a young girl's voice say: "Do you really not think about it?"

Kang Wan's voice said: "I'm just a teaching assistant, and it's stipulated in the library that teaching assistants can't be personal trainers. And if you do private work, you will be fired."

The girl said anxiously: "If you don't tell me, no one will know about it. And if you want, you can quit your teaching assistant and become my personal trainer. I can pay twice the salary."

Li Ling listened, and secretly "tsk", the story that the female student and the fitness instructor had to tell.

Kang Wan said: "Thank you. But I have a good job now, and I may go to study after a while. There are many experienced coaches in the library. You can apply to the curator."

Li Ling was a little relieved when he heard him say that he was going to study.

"I just want one of you," said the girl.

It was quiet there for a while, and Li Ling guessed that the conversation was almost over, so he walked over from the corner, intending to call Kang Wan to leave, but happened to meet the girl who threw herself on Kang Wan, hugged him, and said in a half-crying voice: "I came to this restaurant just because of you, why don't you look at me?"

Li Ling's shadow swayed in the dimly lit corridor, causing both of them to turn their heads to look at it. Li Ling was quite emotional at first, but when he realized that he still disturbed his good business, he stiffened a bit, and stepped aside, saying, "Let's go." Wrong, wrong way."

Kang Wan frowned, pushed the girl away and said, "That's all for me, thank you."

Li Ling walked to the exit of the boxing gym, and Kang Wan quickly followed.The two got into the car without saying a word. After passing the traffic light, Li Ling intentionally broke the silence in the car and said, "Have you decided what I asked you to think about that day?"

Kang Wan gave an "um" and said, "You heard it all."

He explained Li Ling's behavior by listening to the wall, and the latter could only look at the front in embarrassment and said, "My little girl really likes it, so she came up with this method."

Kang Wan said, "I don't need it."

Li Ling paused, and said, "Are you born to like men?"

Kang Wan stopped talking.Li Ling thought that the child might have something difficult to say, so he half-jokingly said, "Isn't it because of that night? Then I have committed a serious crime."

Kang Wan said, "No."

Li Ling glanced at the boy in the rearview mirror, and the light from the street lamp flickered in his eyes.Kang Wan said: "My mother gave birth to me after being cheated by a man."

"She was very beautiful when she was young, and many people chased her. After being cheated, her personality changed a lot. She found a singing job in a bar, and then she simply drank every day. When she was drunk at night, she brought men to the house."

Li Ling's hand holding the steering wheel shook, but Kang Wan breathed a sigh of relief, and continued, "That's why I understood at a very young age that women are very emotional animals. They can do anything for the man they like, even It's self-defeating."

"What's the difference between what the girl told me just now and nurturing me? If I promise her, she may obey me, but she won't really use her brain to think about what I need."

"...Actually, it's because I don't like it."

When Kang Wan said this, she seemed to be unable to express herself, and fell silent again.

After a while, Li Ling suddenly smiled and said, "You see, I'm different. I was raised by my grandma since I was a child, but I naturally like men. Women are easy to be emotional, but that's why they are cute."

The car passed by a Haagen-Dazs shop, Li Ling glanced at the signboard, stopped and said, "Come on, I'll treat you to something sweet."

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