rebirth joke

It was a funeral that did not disturb many people.

The man lay quietly in the coffin, his eyes were closed, but his brows were slightly frowned, perhaps because he died in vain under the cliff.He was supposed to live another three or 40 years, maybe without a family, maybe lonely, but at least he was alive.

People die like lights go out.

The lights in the mourning hall were on day and night, but it looked lonely and desolate.

After Xue Yongheng received the notice, he rushed to Linchuan non-stop. It was already night when he arrived. When he entered the mourning hall, he saw his friend of more than ten years lying in the coffin, and he became a person of two worlds with him.

Xue Yongheng stood there, staring at Li Ling for a long time.He always felt that the other party would sit up suddenly and tell him it was a joke.

But Li Ling is not someone who likes to make such jokes.

So he went and sat by the coffin, looking at his friend lying in it.

Li Ling's body was well taken care of, with neat clothes and pale skin, like a wax figure.Except for some small wounds on the face, the handsome and elegant eyebrows seem to still have the old look.

Xue Yongheng watched for a long time.

Coming out of the mourning hall, he said to the person who received him: "Let me take him back."

The man shook his head and said, "President Jiang will take care of Mr. Li's funeral himself."

Xue Yongheng sneered and said: "We have known each other for more than ten years, and you Mr. Jiang only slept with him for two years. What's the matter? He's dead, how come you think of him?"

The receptionist said: "Mr. Xue, we invite you here because we respect you as Mr. Li's friend."

Xue Yongheng said: "If you respect me and him, you should let me take him away!"

The man shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, no."

Xue Yongheng clenched his fists and said in a deep voice, "Where is Jiang Guangyu, let him come and tell me in person!"

"No."

A hoarse, cold voice came from behind Xue Yongheng.

Xue Yongheng turned around, smiled ironically at the person who came, and said, "Hey, Boss Jiang."

Jiang Guangyu was dressed in a neat suit, tall and slender, handsome and striking, but his eyes were dull without a trace of light.

Xue Yongheng sneered and said: "My friend is dead, and Mr. Jiang still wants to hold his body. Could it be that he has some strange habit?"

The man said angrily earlier: "You! Don't go too far!"

Jiang Guangyu walked up to Xue Yongheng, raised his eyes to look at him and said, "I invited you to accompany him. If you accompany him, then leave."

Xue Yongheng also took a step forward, grabbed his collar and said: "Do you know that your attitude of waiting for someone to die before regretting it is very disgusting."

Jiang Guangyu pulled his hand away, and said to the other person: "Let him go." After finishing speaking, he stopped looking at Xue Yongheng and walked straight into the mourning hall.

Xue Yongheng wanted to chase him to question him, but was stopped by the people around Jiang Guangyu.

Jiang Guangyu walked into the mourning hall alone and sat down beside the coffin.

The mourning hall was extremely silent, only the slight night breeze blew, shaking the hanging white paper cage with the word "Dian" written on it.

Jiang Guangyu said in the silence: "Today Wang Ma and the others cleaned the room and found the ring you put in the bedside table."

He stretched out his hand, took Li Ling's hand and said, "You gave it to me on the first anniversary. I don't want to take it, so you kept it there all the time. Later, we quarreled. You don't know whether you forgot it or did it on purpose. You didn't take it away." .”

He took out the small brocade box from his pocket, and opened it with a "da", and the two men's rings reflected a cold light under the light.

The date was engraved on the inside of the ring, along with their respective names.

Jiang Guangyu held the two rings in his hands, and kept them on until the rings also carried his warm body temperature.He held Li Ling's chilly, hanging hand, and put the ring engraved with his name on it along the ring finger.

Jiang Guangyu looked at the person in the coffin, his brows were still frowning, and he would not smile because he put on the ring for him.

Jiang Guangyu called "Brother Ling".The man remained silent.

"Are you still angry with me?" Jiang Guangyu muttered to himself, leaning over to touch his face, "That day, you punched me, and I was so angry. I didn't expect you to hit me, you Didn't you always like me? Always let me go. If I get a little tired in the company, you will feel bad..."

The more he spoke, the more dazed he became, and he leaned into Li Ling's ear and said, "I was wrong. I shouldn't have let you go. But at that time, I was also in a mess. I didn't know what I was doing to you..."

Jiang Guangyu closed his eyes and whispered: "Wake up, okay? I was wrong, I will never play with you again, I will never take your kindness to me for granted, I will never... no I will have misunderstood you."

He supported Li Ling's face with his other hand, and put his forehead against Li Ling's.

No matter how ruthless a person is, tears are always warm.The huge mourning hall was so empty that there was no warmth, only one person was crying silently.There was no sound, just lying on the coffin, howling like a wild animal.

"Mr. Xue." The receptionist stopped Xue Yongheng and said, "Stop making useless efforts. Mr. Jiang will definitely not let you take Mr. Li away."

Xue Yongheng said: "What else does he want! Doesn't he feel sorry for Li Ling?"

"It is because he is sorry for Mr. Li." The receptionist said, "Mr. Xue, you don't know what Mr. Jiang is like these days. He spends every night in the mourning hall, leaning on Mr. Li's coffin until morning. .”

Xue Yongheng looked at the gate of the mourning hall and said, "Does he think this will give him peace of mind?"

"The light goes out when people die." The man whispered, "Remorse will only follow the living, for a lifetime."

……

Jiang Wan woke up from a dream, the temperature in the mourning hall seemed to seep into his body, bringing a bone-chilling chill, his fingers were trembling uncontrollably, he stretched out his hand to his eyes, his ring finger was bare, nothing was there.

He couldn't remember how many times, he repeated the nightmare over and over again. In the dream, he didn't seem to remember everything that happened in this world, but he was caught off guard and saw Li Ling lying on a stretcher, not breathing, from disbelief to bewilderment, and then despair.

Jiang Wan got off the bed and walked outside the room, the villa was filled with the bright sunlight outside the window.He heard noises in the kitchen.As if catching a life-saving straw, he stumbled downstairs and walked quickly to the kitchen door.

The soup in the pot was boiling, and the man took off his coat, only wearing a shirt and an apron, and was weighing the noodles.

Jiang Wan looked at it again and again, and confirmed that it was not a dream, and the figure of the man was not a hallucination, so he rushed over and hugged him from behind.

Li Ling's hands trembled from his sudden move, and all the noodles spilled on the ground.Looking back at him, he said, "What are you doing..."

But seeing Jiang Wan's pale face and cold sweat on his head, Li Ling had no choice but to say, "Dream again?"

Jiang Wan hugged his waist tightly and buried her head on his shoulder: "You're not here."

Li Ling went on a business trip yesterday and came back early in the morning. At this time, he was hungry, but when he thought of a bowl of noodles from the kitchen to fill his stomach, he was shocked by Jiang Wan again.

The two hugged for a while, Li Ling raised his shoulders and said, "It's almost done, I'll clean up the floor."

"Let the servant clean it up." Jiang Wan refused to let go, her body stiffened for a while, and softly called, "Brother Ling."

"Hey." Li Ling responded, rolling his eyes, "You are comfortable, I am still hungry, it will take a while to call the servant over, let me order some noodles first."

Jiang Wan pursed her lips and said, "Then don't move, I'll do it."

Li Ling asked him to hold hands tightly, and pulled him to sit in front of the dining table. Jiang Wan stood behind him, bent down, and took off his apron.She bowed her head and kissed him again.

When the kiss gradually deepened, Li Ling pinched his chin and said, "Noodles." To be tender, you have to wait until you are full.

Jiang Wan straightened up, tied up her apron, turned and walked into the kitchen.

The noodles were quickly prepared and served. Jiang Wan's cooking skills were naturally better than Li Ling's. The thin shredded pork and chopped green onions were sprinkled on the soup surface, which made the index finger move.

While picking up the chopsticks, Li Ling glanced at Jiang Wan who was empty in front of him and said, "Didn't you get yourself a bowl?"

Jiang Wan shook her head and said, "I want to watch you."

While eating noodles, Li Ling looked at his bad face, frowned and said, "You're always dreaming, why don't you go see a psychiatrist."

Jiang Wan said: "I've seen it a long time ago, it's useless. Besides..." He thought of those pictures, "Those are all true."

Li Ling paused with his chopsticks hand, lowered his head, and did not speak.

After finishing a bowl of noodles, Jiang Wan put the bowls and chopsticks into the kitchen. When he came out, Li Ling suddenly held his hand and said, "Are you going to be haunted by those dreams for the rest of your life?"

Jiang Wan looked down at him: "As long as I can see you when I open my eyes, Brother Ling. I'm glad I'm just dreaming. I'd rather be entangled with it for the rest of my life than make it a reality."

After hearing his words, Li Ling felt a little complicated.

Jiang Wan smiled and said, "Besides, as long as you sleep next to me, I won't dream."

Li Ling frowned and said, "That's not okay, there are always special times, like yesterday I was going on a business trip..." He wanted to reason with Jiang Wan, but the young man looked at him with deep eyes, blocking his words back .

Li Ling sighed inwardly, and said, "It's up to you."

Jiang Wan grabbed his hand with her backhand, rubbed the root of his ring finger and said, "There is always something missing here."

Li Ling was stunned for a moment, and understood that he was talking about rings, but in his last life he bought a pair of rings with great interest, but Jiang Guangyu refused to wear them, so he had to throw them into the cabinet. Is it all the same?"

He was telling the truth, but Jiang Wan frowned, entangled her fingers with him, and said in a low voice, "Let's pick a couple another day."

Li Ling's fingers were tightly intertwined with him, feeling the warmth of the young man's palm, his expression relaxed a bit, and he sighed softly: "Okay."

The author has something to say: I am so witty when I write about the previous life and sprinkle sugar.What else do you want to see?

Thank you Shenfan and Changan frustrated mine~

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