rebirth joke

Li Ling walked out of the company gate with the boss.The boss said, "My car or yours?"

Li Ling said: "Where does the boss want to invite me to have a big meal?"

The other party said with a smile: "Since we are out to eat, we don't need to call 'boss' and 'boss'."

"Then... Senior?"

"Call me Fang Huai."

Li Ling paused, and calling him by his first name seemed to intentionally bring the relationship closer.

Fang Huai said: "Take my car, I'll see you off after dinner."

Li Ling smiled and said, "Okay."

While driving the car, Fang Huai said, "Li Ling, in fact, you have been working in our company for four years. It seems that we haven't had dinner alone except for parties."

Li Ling said with a smile: "Dining with the boss, you will inevitably be afraid of restraint."

Fang Huai chuckled and said, "I didn't see it."

Li Ling looked in the rearview mirror and suddenly understood something.

He hadn't noticed before that his boss was actually a fellow.

But he has always kept a clear line between his work and his private life. An office romance is too risky. No matter how young and handsome his boss is, he can't cross that line.

Besides, falling in love with a capitalist with a higher rank than you is very easy to suffer.He is not a passive person.

Li Ling was sullen, he knew that this person was a straightforward person, if he really meant it, he would definitely not hide it for too long.

The car drove to a very elegantly decorated restaurant. Fang Huai had reserved a private seat in the car in advance. After arriving, he ordered a few signature dishes.

The wine Fang Huai took from the car was rare and mellow, and Li Ling couldn't help but drink two more glasses, and when he was full, he gradually became drunk.He grasped the speed, looked at his watch when he was slightly drunk, got up and said with a smile: "At this point, forgive me, I should go back, and I can't let my family worry."

Fang Huai smiled slightly, and suddenly held his hand and said, "A family member? Could it be a lover?"

Li Ling smiled and said, "No. There are old people at home."

"Oh..." Fang Huai gently rubbed his fingers on his wrist, which was a secret and seductive way of sexual intercourse. In fact, when he took Li Ling's hand, he had already explained what he meant. "So you're still single?"

Li Ling looked at the elegant young man under the soft light, cunning and full of desire to control. Playing love games with such a person should not make people feel boring, but unfortunately, he just can't move his heart.

Li Ling broke away from Fang Huai's hand, spread his hands and said, "Boss, as you said, I have been in the company for four years. Why do you think of seeing me as an old employee at this time?"

He thought for a while, and then said: "Could it be that I gave the wrong hint somewhere?"

After he finished speaking, Fang Huai leaned back in his chair, looked at him with a smile and said, "Actually, I don't know why, I have always admired you very much, but seeing you today, I suddenly had a sudden impulse."

The corners of Li Ling's eyes twitched, and he thought to himself that the boss's feeling was really accurate, but he had changed. Ten years ago and ten years later, there was still some difference.

Looking at his expression, Fang Huai knew that he was not moved, so he said, "Okay. My whim won't scare you away, will it?"

Li Ling knew what he meant, since the coup was not successful, just pretend it never happened, and continue to maintain the relationship between superiors and subordinates.Then he nodded and said, "The boss is still the boss. Then can you take me back to the company? I can drive home."

Fang Huai nodded, sighed regretfully, got up and said, "Let's go."

Li Ling was about to pick up the coat on the sofa, Fang Huai picked it up and handed it to him first, Li Ling took it, but Fang Huai suddenly stepped forward, stroked his finger on the back of his neck, and said with an ambiguous smile: "Come to work tomorrow, You have to block this place."

Li Ling's body froze, and he realized it in an instant, but he was not a pure young man, his face didn't even turn red, and he said as usual: "Thank you, boss, for reminding me."

Fang Huai laughed, turned around and left first.

When Li Ling got home, the first thing he did was to go to the bathroom and look in the mirror for the marks on his neck, a bruised hickey that had faded by half.

There are still many such marks on his body, all of which are "gifts" given to him by the little sheep.

Even though he had experienced many battles, he also felt a little bit of shame and embarrassment when facing the mirror at this moment.

Fortunately, he cut off contact with that little kid, otherwise, if they really started dating, how many jokes would he have to suffer?

When grandma heard him coming home, she came over wearing reading glasses and said, "Lingling, are you back?"

Li Ling immediately covered his neck with his collar. Grandma was a head smaller than him, so she shouldn't be able to see it.

Grandma smelled him: "Yo, have you been drinking?"

Li Ling said: "I just drank a little, it's good wine, it's not uncomfortable."

Grandma said: "I'm afraid you won't be full from the box lunch after working overtime. I even steamed some sweet-scented osmanthus cake in the pot. Do you want to eat it? If you don't eat it, I will put it in the refrigerator."

Li Ling and Fang Huai ate western food today, he was never used to western food.But I was too embarrassed to be picky with the boss, so I drank all the alcohol on the table.At this moment, I was really hungry, so I smiled and said, "Eat, which pot is it in?"

Grandma said: "If you want to eat, I will bring it to the restaurant for you. I told you that if you work overtime, call me in advance, and I will cook and send it to you."

Li Ling said: "The company is too far away from home, the road is not safe, I am still worried."

"It's so delicate. I was in your grandfather's fabric factory, and I was better than those big men."

Grandma put a basket of pastries on the table, watched Li Ling eat two and said, "Lingling, I have two days to go, and I want to go to your uncle's house."

Li Ling paused for a moment with his outstretched chopsticks, and said, "What's the matter, Uncle?"

Grandma took off her glasses, wiped the lenses with a handkerchief, and said, "Your little uncle gave birth to a little son, and he called me just yesterday."

Li Ling frowned. His two uncles could only be found when they needed help. Back then, Li Ling couldn’t raise money for his college studies. His grandmother made a series of phone calls to them, but neither of them answered. Grandma lived with Li Ling, and except for making phone calls during Chinese New Year, she was stingy with every word of concern.

"Your little uncle hasn't done well in the fabric business in the past two years, and he's also in short supply. Your aunt just gave birth, and the confinement wife's price is too expensive, so she wants to hire me..."

"No." Li Ling said without thinking, "Even if you pass by, they only treat you as a free nanny, why do you have to suffer?"

Grandma sighed and said, "I understand the truth..." Glancing at Li Ling, whose face was sinking like water, he hesitated like a child and said, "Then how about... I'll go over and take a look, that's my own grandson. "

Li Ling said: "I am also your own grandson."

Grandma smiled, pinching Li Ling's face as she did when she was a child, her fingers were rough and warm: "Yes. Who can compare to my grandson?"

This old man is always so kind and generous, and he seems to have no regrets for his children.But Li Ling didn't want her to do this. He pondered for a while and said, "Then go and have a look, and come back when you're done."

Grandma said: "You treat me like a child?"

"I want to keep you in check." Li Ling ate another two or three pieces of pastry, got up and put the steamer back into the kitchen, "The children ran back when they knew they were in a disadvantage, but you are so soft-hearted that you are willing to give them anything."

Grandma said: "That's not necessarily the case. I don't give anything like my Lingling."

Li Ling smiled, bent over and hugged the old man and said, "That's fine. When are you leaving? I'll take you to the station."

"Just tomorrow."

The next afternoon, Li Ling drove his grandmother to the station. He greeted his old classmates there and asked him to drive him to his uncle's house.According to his little uncle's temperament, he didn't expect them to go to the station to pick up people.

As soon as grandma left, there was no one at home, so he was even more lazy to go home. Facing a clean and cold room, he worked overtime at the company until ninety o'clock every day. It seemed that he was back to the time when he graduated from college and practiced. Although he was tired, his life was very good simple.

As long as a person has something to do, his heart will sink, and he will no longer think about such a fantasy thing as "rebirth".He also thought about it during his work break, if he met Jiang Guangyu again, would he still choose to go up to him to get acquainted?

He shouldn't, and he can't do this. If he knew that his obsession with Jiang Guangyu would bring his own life, he should have chosen to miss it.

There are countless scenery in life, if you miss this scene, there will be better ones behind, right?

Fang Huai came to his office again after get off work, and this time took his coffee: "Do you rely on this to satisfy your hunger at night?"

Li Ling said, "I have something else."

Fang Huai raised his eyebrows and opened his drawer: "Chocolate? You don't even bother to order lunch?"

Li Ling took a piece, tore open the package and said, "I like sweets."

Although the fact that a big man likes to eat sweets makes Fang Huai feel a little cute, but this may just be Li Ling's perfunctory words. He sighed and said: "Although the list is huge, there is really no need to fight so hard. You like this It always makes me feel that you are about to resign, and you are using your last bit of energy for the company."

"..." Li Ling thought to himself: Boss, you guessed it right again.

However, he still broke away from his expressionless face at work, and said with a smile: "It's good for me to work in his position, and it's also good for me to win these orders."

Fang Huai said, "Shall I treat you to dinner?"

Of course Li Ling would not agree, and declined, "The interview will be next Monday, and I will go through the materials for the last time."

Fang Huai sighed again, "Okay."

He closed the office door for Li Ling. Hearing the sound of footsteps going away, Li Ling relaxed again and continued to read the numbers on the report.

Unexpectedly, Fang Huai returned the same way after a while, this time with a packed lunch from a famous restaurant opposite the company: "I don't think I can just be charged with abusing employees."

Li Ling really had a headache for this boss who suddenly had an inexplicable interest in him.

The author has something to say: I said I forgot something today. . . .

I went out to class at night, and forgot to set the update in advance, readers, sorry, sorry