rebirth joke

Linchuan.

In the evening of early spring, the moon is just right, but there are few places where the moonlight can shine in the brightly lit city.

Li Ling looked out from the window of the private room, and the bustling street outside seemed to be covered with a thin layer of frost.He took a quick glance at the wine glass, and the waiter came over and changed a dish in front of him.

Coming from Zhushi on a business trip, he stopped by Linchuan to visit his old classmate and said with a smile: "You are proud of yourself now, from the minister to the boss of the branch. If I return to Linchuan in the future, I will come to rely on you."

Li Ling smiled and said, "Come here. There is a shortage of people like you."

"Well, in fact, the development here is quite good now. If my family didn't want to part with the precious land, I would have come back a long time ago. I heard that your company intends to move the headquarters here?"

Li Ling said: "The boss has this intention. It depends on the discussion of the shareholders."

Drank and recounted the old days.Li Ling sent his old classmate back to the hotel where he was staying.Turning the car around, I wanted to go back to my apartment, but it was still early.He thought about it, tomorrow is the weekend, so he decided to go back to his grandma.

It is only an hour's drive from the center of Linchuan to Ningzhou. When Li Ling arrived home, it was a little after 09:30.Usually he would come back on Friday, but this time he had to pick up his old classmates, so he told his grandma in advance that he would not come back tonight so that she would not wait for him.

Unexpectedly, when he returned to the house, the light was still on in the living room. Li Ling changed his shoes from the entrance and came in. He saw a girl sitting on the sofa and stood up awkwardly.

Li Ling was stunned for a moment, and his grandmother came out of the inner bedroom and said with a smile, "I don't recognize you? This is your sister." Then he said to the girl, "Xiangxiang, call you Brother Ling."

The girl said, "Brother Ling, hello."

Li Ling just vaguely remembered, took off his coat and hung it on his hand, and said, "Little uncle's daughter?"

Grandma said: "Yes, it's called Tan Xiang, and your mother chose the name."

Li Ling smiled at the girl, and grandma said: "Okay, I have seen my brother too, do you have to make up lessons tomorrow? Go to sleep in your room."

Tan Xiang nodded and went back to the guest room.

Li Ling sat down on the sofa and said, "What's wrong with little uncle? She came to look for you."

The grandma sighed and said, "He is divorcing your little aunt. The two quarreled all day long in the house, and your little cousin was taken back to the countryside by his grandmother. Tan Xiang was scolded by her father all day long. The second time I almost did it. Her mother called me and asked me to take care of the child for a while."

Li Ling didn't want to get involved in the matter of his uncle's house, but his grandma couldn't let it go. There was nothing wrong with the little girl, so he laughed and said, "It happens that I'm in Linchuan from Monday to Friday, so it's good for my granddaughter to accompany you." .”

Grandma smiled and said: "I think Tan Xiang is pretty good, like her mother, who is more diligent in studying. Her mother has completed the transfer procedures, and she will study in the school here from now on."

Ningzhou's middle school education is well-known far and wide, not much worse than Linchuan's key middle school.

Li Ling nodded and said, "You can do whatever you want."

Grandma smiled and said, "Oh, I don't feel that way when I'm alone. Once Xiangxiang came, I felt that there was still a lively child in the house, but you, who are 30 years old, don't even have a girlfriend."

When she mentioned this, Li Ling immediately became uncomfortable, coughed and said, "It's not urgent."

"So sooner or later?" Grandma observed his expression and said, "I'm not the kind of old-fashioned person. If you're afraid that the girl you bring back is too avant-garde and doesn't know how to do housework or cook, I'll It doesn't matter, as long as you get along well. I'm just afraid that if you don't move at all, wouldn't you be a wooden person?"

Li Ling has discussed everything with his grandmother for so many years, but he has never dared to be honest about his own sexuality.Firstly, he was afraid that the old man would find out the worry that he thought about day and night, and secondly, he couldn't find anyone who he could take back and confess to his family.

"Really not?"

"Really not, I will definitely say it."

Grandma disappointed: "Okay."

Li Ling smiled and pushed her back to the bedroom, washed himself, went back to the room, took out his phone in his coat pocket, and a new message: "Are you coming out tomorrow?"

Li Ling replied: "At home, another day."

It was only 2 minutes after he sent the message, when he called over there, a soft and slightly hoarse male voice said: "Sometimes I really wonder if we are lovers."

Li Ling smiled and said, "Why not." He thought for a while and said, "Well, I'll go back to Linchuan early on Sunday, and you can come to my apartment in the afternoon."

"What's so interesting about your apartment, come to the bar."

Li Ling paused, then said with a helpless smile, "Okay, it's all up to you."

He met this man in a bar. He was four years younger than him. He was handsome, beautiful, and knowledgeable.

Li Ling had many lovers in the past, although most of them were attracted by appearance or looking for fun in leisure time, but they didn't have the habit of stepping on two boats, if they get together, they will separate, if they don't, they will separate.After being reborn, my interest in this area became even weaker, but occasionally I was bored, so I went to the bar to order a drink and sit down.

This person took the initiative to strike up a conversation with him when he was drinking. In fact, Li Ling saw him sitting in the bar for several nights. Like himself, he was not sensitive to other people's strike-up. At first, he was quite surprised that he would actually find him.

The two sat together and drank two glasses of wine, talking speculatively.After leaving the bar, the other party proposed to go to a hotel. Li Ling didn't like staying in a hotel very much, so he took him back to his residence.

Anyway, the apartment is just a place to sleep, but clean and comfortable.

Staying at grandma's until Saturday afternoon, Li Ling returned to Linchuan. Tan Xiang seemed to have seen him bring someone to her house, and almost beat her father.Although Li Ling despises her father's actions, she is the granddaughter of his grandmother and the daughter of his uncle's first wife. When Li Ling was young, that aunt treated him very well, and he didn't want to make things difficult for her daughter.

After returning to Linchuan's apartment in the afternoon, Li Ling went out for dinner with Mu Yun—his lover—in the evening.Muyun has many friends, so after dinner, the two of them went to the bar to have a party with a group of his friends.

Friends like Muyun, the older ones are about the same age as him, and the younger ones are only 22 or [-] years old, booing and shaking dice, drinking and dancing together, they are very eye-catching in noisy bars.

Li Ling was sitting on a single sofa beside him, drinking a glass of wine to meet the occasion, Mu Yun and his group of friends had had enough quarrels, so he leaned over and whispered: "Don't you like it?"

Li Ling smiled at him and said, "I'm old and don't have the energy to play these things. You can play with them, I'll just watch."

Mu Yun looked at him and smiled, took his wine, drank it all in one gulp, put it on the table, then reached his shoulder and neck with one hand, and kissed him.

After Li Ling kissed him, he patted his cheek and said, "Don't drink too much."

Mu Yun giggled and said, "You have nothing to do with it."

In the end, it seemed that it was purposely to prove this sentence. When the two walked out of the bar, Mu Yun was already unable to walk steadily. Li Ling helped him into the car, leaned on the back of the car seat and murmured: "This can't be done." , I can’t do it. You can take me home. I want to take a shower.”

Li Ling told him to lie down on the back seat, and couldn't help laughing and said, "Send you back? I'm afraid you'll drown in the bathtub!"

The two were lovers anyway, and he thought he wasn't that cold-blooded, so he took Muyun back to the apartment, dragged him to the bathroom and washed it carelessly, and threw it in the guest room before he washed and fell asleep.

After waking up the next morning, Li Ling washed up first, and then went to the guest room to check on the situation of the "drunkard".

As a result, the man's face was flushed, he opened his eyes and saw Li Ling, and said in a hoarse voice, "My head hurts..."

Li Ling probed his forehead and said, "I have a fever, it seems that I was showered in cold water last night in the shower."

"You... you beast, give me cold water to take a bath..."

Li Ling said without guilt: "The water heater is not working yet, you ran to turn the switch yourself."

Mu Yun coughed a few times, and his eye circles were also red. Li Ling couldn't see it, so he patted the quilt and said, "Get up, brush your teeth and wash your face, I'll go find some cold medicine." He said and went out.

When he came back after soaking cold medicine and ordering a light takeaway, Mu Yun climbed back to bed after washing up, and accused him: "You made me sick, don't let me go if you don't take care of me." .”

Li Ling put the cup on his bedside table and said, "A little cold is so delicate."

Mu Yun snorted and said, "I usually don't get sick, but when I get sick, it's difficult to recover. You can figure it out."

Li Ling was noncommittal.

Mu Yun shouted again: "I have a headache..."

Li Ling sneered, "It's no wonder it doesn't hurt after drinking so much wine." Although he couldn't understand how a big man was spoiled, he still went to the kitchen and brought a bowl of soup.

When Muyun tasted it, it was sour and sweet.Li Ling said: "Drinker, feel better after drinking."

Mu Yun drank it in one gulp, put the bowl on the bedside table and said, "I'll sleep a little longer."

Li Ling took the bowls and cups to wash.He basically never used the kitchen in this house, but it was rare to use it today.

Muyun slept at his house for a day, and the next day Li Ling went to work, took a set of his own clothes for him to change and washed, and ordered breakfast for him, and when he came home after work, he saw Muyun still lying on the bed, but with played on his laptop.

Li Ling pointed to the dirty clothes on the chair and said, "Can't you just throw the clothes in the washing machine?"

Mu Yun blinked at him and said, "I don't have the strength, I don't want to get out of bed."

Li Ling was speechless, and Mu Yun propped his face on the bed and smiled, "Actually, I think staying here with you is quite comfortable, how about we live together?"

"No." Li Ling refused without thinking.

"why?"

Why?What Li Ling thought was that grandma might come back to him occasionally to have a look, if he ran into him, would it be okay?The words came out: "If you live here with me, you must at least be able to do housework."

Mu Yun stared and said, "Is there any mistake? Do you still want to follow the three rules and the four virtues? Do you think you are marrying a young wife in a feudal society?"

Is this asking too much?Li Ling thought, he remembered that there was someone who washed and cooked for him in the past, without a single complaint.

As soon as that memory came to his mind, Li Ling's chest stopped.He shouldn't have thought of it.

The author has something to say: the new dungeon must of course have new characters and foreshadowing, everyone can rest assured that the protagonist will meet soon