rebirth joke

The screen of the first acquaintance collapsed.Li Ling opened his eyes to see the exquisite chandelier on the ceiling of the guest room, and the morning light through the heavy curtains, bringing a trace of clarity.

Li Ling heard the sound of rushing water in the bathroom, and the figure was cast on the frosted glass. He glanced at it, and the memory of last night gradually came back, so the figure on the glass also became ambiguous.

The sound of the water stopped, and the figure opened the door and came out. The boy was wearing the T-shirt and jeans that he took off yesterday, and came out wiping his head with a towel. Seeing him lying awake on the bed, he immediately put down the towel and walked over, "You... You're awake. How are you feeling?"

"Fortunately."

As soon as the word "fortunately" came out, Li Ling moved his waist to get up, and immediately felt his waist and below, as if being run over by a truck up, down, left, and right.

The boy lowered his head and said, "Yesterday...you fainted and got hurt again. I saw some ointment in the bedside table, so I applied some ointment for you."

"..."

It was fine if he didn't say anything, but as soon as he said it, Li Ling's parts below the lumbar spine felt burning pain.He accidentally glanced at the trash can next to the bed, and was immediately blinded by the used condoms inside.

The only good thing is that the body is very refreshing, it should be cleaned up afterwards.

This little sheep... Bah, what a little sheep.Li Ling looked at the boy with a gloomy face, and found that the boy was so anxious and helpless that he couldn't yell out curse words.

He breathed heavily in his chest, and silently comforted himself: it was as if he had been licked by a dog.

But it's too embarrassing to just lie on the bed like this. How can he pretend to be free and easy?Li Ling was so annoyed that he wanted to beat the bed. After thinking about it, he finally found the culprit.

Xue Yongheng of Dog X.

Li Ling reached out to touch the mobile phone on the bedside table, unable to reach it, Xiao Xianrou was thoughtfully brought to him immediately, Li Ling said "thank you" casually, took it and called Xue Yongheng.

The phone rang for a long time before someone answered it, and he opened his mouth and said in a lazy and flat tone: "What are you doing so early in the morning, didn't the kids satisfy you last night?"

His one sentence successfully aroused Li Ling's anger: "Are you sick? What are you keeping in the cabinet in the room!"

Xue Yongheng was stunned by his yelling: "What the hell, just two bottles of wine, and a bottle of lemonade for hangover."

Li Ling suppressed his anger and said, "Why did I see two bottles?"

Xue Yongheng said: "Why are you so fierce. Let me think about it."

Pausing there for a while, suddenly realized: "A few days ago XX gave me a bottle of aphrodisiac medicine, I seem to have put it in some room."

Li Ling's forehead was throbbing with veins: "Why did you put that medicine in a lemonade bottle?"

"Ah, this." The other side became shy, "It turns out that the label of the bottle containing the medicine is too straightforward. If the employees see it, they will think me, what about me... then I am not embarrassing?"

"..."

"Why do you ask this, darling, didn't you drink it? It is said that the medicine is very effective, how do you feel, kid, are you overwhelmed by your majesty?"

Li Linghei hung up the phone with a sullen face.

The boy was still obediently standing in front of the bed, letting him do what he wanted, but he was about 1.8 meters tall, standing in front of the bed, which put a lot of visual pressure on Li Ling.

"sorry."

The boy apologized submissively, and the anger in Li Ling's heart dissipated inexplicably. He sighed and said, "You don't need to apologize, you are all grown-ups. If you don't want to, you won't do it."

He moved his back, still uncomfortable, but this time he gritted his teeth and sat up. "Is this your first time?"

The boy's face turned red again. Li Ling was asking the question casually, but seeing his shy appearance, he felt a little embarrassed to take advantage of him.

Fart, obviously he was taken advantage of.

But when Li Ling looked at the boy's face, he couldn't help but think of Jiang Guangyu. If it wasn't for other conditions including the mismatched name, just looking at the expression on this face sometimes, it was almost the Jiang Guangyu he imagined in his youth.

But treating one person like another is bad in itself.

Thinking of this, Li Ling waved his hand and said, "That's how it is. You go out and turn left, go out through the corridor to where you were last night, and tell the security guards to let them open the door for you."

The boy froze and said, "What about you?"

And me?Li Ling was a little funny when he heard this. It really was a little sheep with no experience in the world, and he actually asked his one-night stand, "What about you?" Could it be that the two still left each other's phone calls and made an appointment for the next contact?

If he looks good and has a good temper, he can consider being a long-term sex buddy, but the person in front of him cannot be considered by Li Ling before and after the event.

"I..." Li Ling moved with difficulty, and said perfunctorily, "I'll lie down for a while and leave."

The boy lowered his head and said, "Then... goodbye."

"Mmm, goodbye."

He walked to the door, opened the door a crack, turned around and said, "Do you still remember my name?"

Li Ling met his gaze and was taken aback.How should I put it, if it was an ordinary one-night stand partner, and he was so sticky with him after bed and goodbye, he would be unhappy if he didn't say anything, and he would be completely broken when he turned around.

But for this boy, he is like Jiang Guangyu for one reason, and besides, he is a bit too clean.

This kind of cleanliness is not a simplicity that does not understand the world. Some people have it because of their temperament. No matter how hard life is, their eyes are still clean.

He looked at the boy's clothes, and he didn't look like a wealthy family. It was probably a little unlucky to be tricked into a bar by a group of people and drugged.

Li Ling held an unlit cigarette between his fingers. He just took it out of his coat, and was about to light it up when the boy went out: "I remember, your name is Kang Wan."

The boy smiled, put his hand on the doorknob, and was about to go out when Li Ling stopped him and said, "Wait."

He turned his head again, with hope still shining in his eyes, Li Ling stuffed the cigarette back into the box, and said, "Will you wait for me a little longer, I'll take a rest, and I'll drive you off later."

The boy's handsome eyebrows seemed to be illuminated at once, and he nodded and said, "Yes."

When Li Ling sat in the driver's seat and his veins were throbbing due to the discomfort in his lower body, he looked at the co-pilot in the rearview mirror on the right side of the car, feeling regretful for his soft heart.

The little kid is ignorant, why is he sticky!

No matter how regretful she was, she could only look ahead, and said, "Kang...Kang Wan. Tell me your home address."

Kang Wan fastened her seat belt, looked up and said, "XX Community, Shenyuan Avenue."

Li Ling turned on the GPS and concentrated on driving.The atmosphere in the car was a little stagnant.

In this way, they arrived at the place Kang Wan said silently.The Shenyuan area has been under development in the past few years, and housing prices have gradually risen, but there are still some old housing areas with dilapidated buildings and outdated facilities.

The neighborhood in front of me is obviously typical of them.

The street at the entrance is full of potholes and sewage, and the shops on both sides are also covered with dust.

Kang Wan put her hand on the car door and said, "That's it. Thank you."

"Wait a minute." Li Ling didn't unlock the door, "I'll take you in."

As he said that, the brand new and shiny car that he just bought a few days ago drove into the dirty alley. "Just tell me when you arrive."

"……arrive."

The car stopped in front of an old-fashioned residential building, Kang Wan got out of the car, and happened to run into an aunt who was back from grocery shopping. "Aunt."

The aunt looked at the car that was out of place with the surroundings, and Li Ling in the car: "Why didn't you come back all night? Your mother came back drunk in the middle of the night last night and slept at the door all night."

Kang Wan frowned, and said to Li Ling, "Thank you. Sorry, I have to go up first."

Li Ling rubbed the hand holding the steering wheel, thinking that no matter how soft-hearted he is, he can only stop here.

He nodded, took the handle and said, "Goodbye." Kang Wan closed the car door for him, the car turned around and drove away outside the community.

The aunt said to Kang Wan: "Who are you who drives the car?"

Kang Wan said, "Yes..."

Before he could say anything, the car backed up again and stopped in front of him. Li Ling lowered the window, handed him a small velvet box the size of a palm, and said, "I was very happy yesterday. This is for you as a present."

Kang Wan took the box, got out of the car and drove away.

He went upstairs, said goodbye to his aunt, and helped Kang's mother who was drunk into the house. The woman collapsed on the bed and cursed him vaguely for not coming home all night.

Kang Wan ignored it, went to the kitchen to cook some porridge, and opened the velvet box next to the steam from the pressure cooker.

A small pure gold rabbit the size of a thumb is hung on a thinly braided red string. The black agate eyes are shining, which is too beautiful.

"So you sent home a little boy you've never met but had sex with once, made sure you wouldn't be in touch again, and gave him a necklace worth 2 yuan?"

Xue Yongheng leaned on the bar, patted Li Ling's face and said, "Brother, can't you see that you are still a lover? Are you not afraid of fairy dancing?"

Li Ling slapped his hand away fiercely and said, "Even if I'm an immortal dance, it's because of you."

Xue Yongheng was also a little embarrassed, but quickly replied: "Am I hurting you? Think about it, after you drank that medicine, you became so powerful, and once you teach a little boy who has never seen the world, he must be in trouble for the rest of his life." I can't forget you."

"..."

Li Ling almost shattered the glass, he wanted to pinch Xue Yongheng's neck and yell "fuck you!", but it would be even more embarrassing to tell the truth.

He was raped by a newbie, Xiao Bai, a docile and harmless little sheep.

Accidentally recalled what happened last night, what's wrong with the novice, the first time the second time the familiar, self-taught, very smart.

Li Linghan put the glass on the bar counter with a grimace and said, "I'm leaving."

Xue Yongheng said: "Why did you leave? Let's make a bet, do you believe that child will come to you tonight?"

Li Ling picked up his coat and said, "I said I won't have a second time with him, so mind your own business. Grandma should be back today."

Xue Yongheng had no choice but to wave to him and said: "I miss grandma too, I will go to your house to eat dumplings in two days."

Li Ling responded, left the bar, drove on the road, played some soothing music, and began to stroke him before he woke up—he had already died once, and that was what happened in his previous life, and he gradually forgot about Kang Wan back.

When he got home, there was no one in the house. He threw the car keys on the shoe cabinet, and saw the rocking chair on the balcony, and a small pier next to it, where grandma's sewing basket was placed.

Li Ling stood and watched for a while, then returned to the bedroom, took off his clothes and lay down on the bed, stared at the ceiling for a while, turned over and took out a pendant from under the pillow.

It was a small white jade statue of Avalokitesvara, carved very finely. Li Ling held it in his hand and stroked it gently.

This Guanyin statue was held in his hand when he woke up, and it was the only proof that he didn't regard his previous life as a dream.