rebirth joke

After the reception was over, Li Ling and Fang Huai walked to the underground parking lot together. Fang Huai asked, "Do you want to take you back?"

Li Ling shook his head and said, "I don't drink much, and I can still drive."

Fang Huai looked at him, suddenly stopped talking, and just smiled.

Li Ling said, "Boss?"

Fang Huai put his hands in his pockets, shook his head and said, "Li Ling, Li Ling, in fact, you don't need to be so defensive when you are facing me."

Li Ling also smiled and said: "Everyone has experienced it, who dares to open his belly and reveal his heart to others?"

Fang Huai said: "Your words are honest enough, but also hurtful enough."

Li Ling smiled again: "I can only feel sorry for the boss." Turning around and unlocking the car with the key, Fang Huai said behind him, "Maybe it's my fault that I didn't show you my true heart."

Li Ling paused, and said, "How can I force others to do something that I dare not do myself?"

He was suddenly eager to see his family, so he drove back home quickly, opened the door, and saw Kang Wan sitting on the sofa, reading a book.

He was standing in the entrance, Kang Wan had already heard the noise, got up and saw him and said, "Why are you back so late?"

Li Ling took off his coat and said, "The reception has been long, why haven't you slept yet?"

Kang Wan said: "Grandma is already asleep, I promise her to keep the door open for you."

He approached Li Ling and smelled his body. It was a mixture of tobacco, wine and perfume. No matter how expensive the former was, it was disgusting.

Seeing his frowning, Li Ling lowered his head and sniffed, "Then I'm going to take a shower. Go to sleep."

Kang Wan nodded, put away her books and walked to the bedroom.Li Ling pretended to be nonchalant and went to the bathroom, but actually he had mixed feelings in his heart.

Standing in front of the mirror in the bathroom, he looked at his rejuvenated face. Could it be that he was reborn just to let a completely unrelated person go through what happened to him back then?

He was startled, and slowly sank down.No, there will be no Jiang Guangyu, no Xu Qingze in this life, and those messy disputes will never affect him again.

A person's power is too small, he can only try his best to change his own destiny, that's all.

On Sundays, he used to go out to attend parties in the circle, but now he is too lazy to go out and socialize with people. He stays at home with his grandma watching TV, Pei Peihua, and plans to pass it by like this.

However, Xue Yongheng called him and yelled strangely: "Have you retired early? You don't want to go out on a good day off, so you can cultivate at home?"

Li Ling said impatiently: "Tiantian Lang, aren't you afraid of kidney deficiency?"

Xue Yongheng said: "Bah, brother, I am in the prime of life, but you can't spit out ivory. Forget it, it just happened that you promised to treat me to dumplings earlier, so I will come to your house today."

Li Ling said, "Wait a minute..."

Xue Yongheng didn't wait for him to refuse, and said: "I'm coming to your house now. Get ready to pick you up."

Then he probably concentrated on driving and hung up the phone.

Li Ling looked at the hangup interface of the phone, and then at Kang Wan who was reading a physics book next to him. The latter noticed his gaze and raised his head to look at him suspiciously.

Li Ling looked at him for a second and said, "The weather is fine today."

Kang Wan said, "Yes."

Li Ling said, "Don't you need to go to the boxing gym today?"

Kang Wan said: "There is no shift schedule today."

Li Ling said: "Then why don't you go out for a walk?"

Kang Wan was startled, closed the book and said, "Okay."

Li Ling said: "Then go."

Kang Wan got up, seeing that Li Ling was still sitting still, she said, "Aren't you going, why don't you go?"

Li Ling said: "...you go, I won't go."

Kang Wan frowned and said, "I thought you wanted me to accompany you."

"No. I see that your eyes are going to burn out after sitting and reading all day. Going for a walk is good for your health."

Kang Wan said: "I box every day in the gym." He looked at Li Ling, smiled and said, "I think you are the one who should exercise. Sitting in the office for too long will make you fat."

Li Ling raised his eyebrows and said, "You boy, you've kicked your nose upside down for making you two points." Going to push him on the sofa, he snorted coldly and said, "Although I haven't practiced boxing, I did it in college. How about you try it out?"

Kang Wan took advantage of the situation and fell on the pillow, looking at Li Ling's eyes, which were slanted and bright.

Grandma was frying dough in the kitchen, and when she came out, she saw the two of them fighting, and said, "How old are you, and you still fight like kids, so forget about Xiao Wan, Li Ling, don't you look good?"

Li Ling let go of Kang Wan and came down, "He looks down on me."

Grandma said: "Oh, he will think highly of you if you press him? Xiaowan comes in to make dumplings for me, don't pay attention to him."

When Li Ling heard "dumplings", he thought of someone who was coming, and his head hurt again, so he had no choice but to say: "Grandma, prepare an extra one, Xue Yongheng said he is coming."

"Eternal." Grandma couldn't help laughing, "It's been a long time since I saw him. You said you are so nice, but he is not out of town, and you don't often bring him home for dinner. He is always at home. Sichuan, right? I’m in Zhushi alone, and my parents are not around, it’s so pitiful. Fortunately, I made a lot of dumpling fillings, and I should be able to cook an extra portion.”

Then he went to work in the kitchen again.On the other hand, Kang Wan glanced at him with a strange look.

Li Ling had no time to care about what the child was thinking. He thought that Xue Yongheng would come over and recognize Kang Wan as the little white rabbit that night. He would laugh at him wantonly, so he felt itchy. He silenced it.

After envisioning the scene, the veins on Li Ling's forehead twitched, and he sat back on the sofa, using a pad to scan some messy notifications.

Less than half an hour later, the doorbell rang outside. Before Li Ling could stand up, Kang Wan came out of the kitchen and went to the entrance to open the door.

As soon as the door clicked open, I heard Xue Yongheng's usual disgusting call: "My dear... huh?"

Xue Yongheng looked at the handsome and tall boy wearing a rabbit apron in front of him, and almost rubbed his eyes with his hand, then looked into the living room behind Kang Wan, and saw Li Ling sitting on the sofa, looking at him expressionlessly.

"You, you..." Xue Yongheng looked at the beautiful young man in front of him. That night when he was in the bar, Kang Wan was dizzy, and the lights in the bar made him look like a monster. The background made him clean and good-looking even more.

Grandma also came out of the kitchen and said, "Eternity is here."

Xue Yongheng immediately adjusted his expression, changed his shoes at the porch, came in with a gift and said, "Grandma, I'm here to see you."

Grandma smiled and said, "If you have anything else to bring, you can just come. Li Ling works overtime all day long, and doesn't call you home to have fun."

Xue Yongheng said: "I thought it was just you and Li Ling living here, this is..."

Grandma said: "This is Kang Wan, the child of Li Ling's friend, staying with us temporarily."

"Oh..." Xue Yongheng laughed three-pointedly, three-pointedly, and three-pointedly meaningful, "Kang Wan, right? Hello, hello."

Kang Wan also looked at him calmly, nodded, and shook hands with him.

Li Ling couldn't stand it anymore, got up and said, "Don't be so wordy, aren't you here to eat dumplings, don't disturb their cooking." Then he pulled him aside.

Kang Wan glanced at the two of them, and went into the kitchen with her grandma.

Xue Yongheng took the opportunity to throw Li Ling onto the sofa, and said in a low voice, "What's the matter? Isn't it a one-night stand? Why did you pick up the little white rabbit again?"

Li Ling pushed away his face that was too close and said, "It's a long story."

"Then make a long story short."

Li Ling had no choice but to briefly explain Kang Wan's situation to him. Xue Yongheng exclaimed, "I've known you for so many years, why didn't I realize that you still have the potential to live like Lei Feng?"

Li Ling didn't want to talk, did he want to explain the fantasy event of rebirth to Xue Yongheng?

Xue Yongheng asked again: "Then tell me the truth, how do you feel about this kid?"

Li Ling didn't even want to answer. It just so happened that Kang Wan came out with the steamed dumplings and saw Xue Yongheng laying on Li Ling's body.

Xue Yongheng and Li Ling were roommates in college. At that time, Li Ling hadn't noticed his sexual orientation. Xue Yongheng still had a little bit of morality left. He didn't have the same gender as today. They almost did not [beep——] each other.Although he is much more stable now, Xue Yongheng is a playboy and always doesn't care about his image.

In fact, this kind of situation is also common among ordinary boys, but Kang Wan is different. He has been moving with his mother since he was a child, and he has no close friends. Leave him alone, in his eyes, this kind of situation is like sympathizing with the ambiguity in the world.

Seeing Kang Wan coming out, Li Ling didn't want him to hear Xue Yongheng talking about him behind his back, so he pushed him away, got up and said, "Let's eat."

Xue Yongheng followed behind him and said with a smile: "You are so ruthless, you used to tell people everything."

Li Ling said: "Don't be disgusting, can you? Eat your dumplings."

Xue Yongheng smiled even more happily, and became more interested in the way Shang Kangwan looked at them.

Grandma didn't notice the undercurrent among the three juniors, she just kept asking if it was delicious?Xue Yongheng was full of flamboyance, and when grandma asked him that he could boast ten sentences without repeating anything, the old man laughed from ear to ear, making Kang Wan even more taciturn.

Seeing this, Li Ling fell in love with Kang Wan, so he blocked Xue Yongheng's words and said, "Don't say a few words when you eat, and if you get sick, we have to take you to the hospital."

Now grandma is not happy: "What kind of words are you talking about? What's wrong with eternal complimenting me. He came to make me happy, unlike you, who is like a boring gourd."

Li Ling had no choice but to laugh and said, "Grandma only likes sweet-talking ones. If we don't know how to speak, you will dislike them."

Grandma said: "That's not necessarily the case. You see, Xiao Wan doesn't talk very nicely, so I like it very much. Only you hate it the most."

Li Ling couldn't laugh or cry and said, "Okay. It's all my fault."