rebirth joke

In this bizarre world, there are always some things that are hard to explain.

The city is bustling and coquettish at night, Li Ling is sitting in a corner of a noisy bar, the changing lights on the dance floor sometimes reflect the corners of his brows and eyes, and sometimes let him hide in the darkness.

Although the lights are flickering, there are many people here who are good hunters, ask the waiter to bring a glass of wine, or go up to have sex in person, wanting to exchange a one-night affair with this handsome single man.

Xue Yongheng squeezed over from the crowd, bumped Li Ling's shoulder with the wine bottle in his hand, and said, "I don't chat, I don't drink, and I don't strike up conversations with pretty people, unlike you, brother."

Li Ling said, "I'm not interested."

Xue Yongheng stared and said, "Then what are you doing in my bar?"

"There is no one at home." Li Ling grinned at him, his gaze was a bit like looking at a little white rabbit, "I haven't seen you at this time for a long time."

"At this time... me?" Xue Yongheng was confused, "My bar is open every night. Are you okay, have you rejuvenated? Are you afraid that there is no one at home?"

Li Ling continued to laugh, and stretched out his hand to pull his face: "So you were quite human when you were young."

Xue Yongheng was teased a few times by him, he slapped his hand off, pulled his face and said, "Ling, what's wrong with you, have you been bewitched? Someone lowered your head? Did grandma come back again?" Putting salt as monosodium glutamate makes you salty?"

Li Ling stopped laughing, pulled his hand away and said, "Looks like a human being and doesn't speak human language."

He lowered his head slightly, Xue Yongheng has known him for seven or eight years, looking at him like this, he always feels that he has changed a bit.But they only met three days ago.

Xue Yongheng thought of something, and leaned over with a mysterious and solemn expression: "Is there something wrong with the little boy you hooked up with me last time, and you are embarrassed to tell me?"

Li Ling slapped his face that deserved a beating: "Shut up, I'm fine."

Xue Yongheng straightened up and looked at him puzzled.

The waiter hurried over and said, "Boss, the customer over there is asking you to come over."

Xue Yongheng said: "Come here." Turning to Li Ling, he said: "Don't hold back if you have something to do." Putting the bottle in front of him, "Drink if you feel uncomfortable. Don't worry, this is your brother's bar, and it's okay to get drunk. "

Li Ling smiled and said, "Understood. You can go."

After Xue Yongheng left, Li Ling looked at the goblets on the table that were reflected in various colors, opened the bottle caps, and poured himself a drink.

He knew it well, and only drank slowly, until he was slightly drunk, and then began to sit still, in a daze.

The bar is so noisy, but Li Ling's thoughts are boundless. He is an experienced person, but when he encounters the question "Can a dead person be resurrected", he is still confused and at a loss as to what to do.

After sitting for a while, the wine he drank circulated in his body, Li Ling got up and planned to go to the bathroom.

It is very troublesome to go to the bathroom on the other side through the lively crowd, not to mention that there are people deliberately bumping into his arms, making some tacit mutual seduction.

Li Ling is no longer the 27-year-old young man that his appearance shows. He is no longer obsessed with seeking excitement and pleasure from strangers. He pushes people away gently, and with a few steps, he can get away from the crowd.

At this moment, another person leaned unsteadily on top of him. Li Ling frowned, and was about to pull him away, when he suddenly noticed that this person had a strange expression, his eyes were a little abnormally slack, but his mental state was strangely excited.

At 27, he didn't understand what it was, but now he saw it immediately, it was a symptom after "skating".

Someone took drugs in Xue Yongheng's bar?

Li Ling recalled that Xue Yongheng's bar had indeed suffered a serious injury back then, and almost couldn't open it.

He helped him up, watched him calmly swaying with the crowd, and walked towards a table in the corner of the bar farthest from the door and the stage.

When he came out of the bathroom, he found Xue Yongheng through the waiter and told him what happened just now.

Xue Yongheng has opened this bar for two years, and I have heard of similar things, but his bars are always relatively clean. Hearing this, he was surprised and angrily said: "There are really people who don't know the rules of my bar. ?"

After talking, he found the security guards outside and a few strong waiters, and was about to grab that table. Li Ling stopped him and said, "It looks like those people are quite young. Call the police first. Go to the police station for a while." Close, we have nothing to do. Prepare a few more ice buckets."

Xue Yongheng nodded, asked the deputy store manager to make a call, and then led someone there with an ice bucket.

Li Ling thought about it and decided to go with them to avoid any accidents.

Walking there, there are several curling bottles for "skating" on the table, a group of people are stumbling around, and a few people are walking to the dance floor. Two young men and women have rolled together while the lights are dim.

Looking at the situation, Xue Yongheng thought that there were still a few people mixed up on the dance floor, so he simply stopped the music, turned on the lights, and asked the security guard to look for the crowd. The waiter here poured ice water on the crowd and held them down. .

The group of about a dozen people were pinned to the ground, some were in a daze, and some were cursing loudly and vaguely.The scene was terrible.

Li Ling watched coldly, but saw a young man sitting on the sofa at the farthest side, with his head lowered and motionless, much quieter than the others.

He walked over, put his hand on the man's shoulder, and planned to hold him down if he violently hurt others: "Are you with them?"

The man didn't speak. This was a very young boy. Li Ling could feel the muscles under his palms tense. Seeing that his hand rested on the armrest of the sofa, the fabric sofa had been scratched.

Li Ling knows that many drug addicts are not voluntary.Some were forced, while others were tricked into taking drugs.

He simply raised the boy's face, ready to see if he had symptoms of methamphetamine, if not, let Xue Yongheng find someone to take him away, so as not to be implicated later.

Li Ling froze when the bright light hit the man's face.

Xue Yongheng came over and said: "How about this person, take him out together?"

Li Ling subconsciously blocked everyone's eyes for the boy and said, "He's fine, he was probably brought by that group, but he didn't touch him."

Xue Yongheng looked at the two of them in surprise: "Do you know each other?"

Li Ling choked for a moment and nodded.

Xue Yongheng looked at the boy's outstanding handsome face, smiled knowingly and said, "Hey, little lover? The best."

Li Ling kicked him away: "You can't kill someone if you don't say a few words."

The people from the police station arrived quickly, Xue Yongheng handed over the person, and asked the police to check around the store, sent them out with a few polite words, and said to the customers who were still in the store: "It's all right. Play, it's time for Lele, don't lose your interest."

When the bar resumed being lively, Li Ling was still standing there, wondering if he was thinking about his own affairs, or he didn't know what to do with the boy curled up on the sofa.

Xue Yongheng leaned over again with a grumpy face and said, "What's the matter? Don't move yet. Do you want me to provide a VIP room, so you can go to the back to exchange feelings?"

Li Ling thought it was hard to tell in public, and seeing the boy's appearance, although he hadn't skated before, he was not quite right, so he stretched out his hand and said, "The key."

Xue Yongheng "tsk tsk" a few times, called the waiter to bring the key card and said: "The kid just got frightened, please be gentle."

Li Ling was not in the mood to talk to him, so he helped the boy up and led him around the crowded place to the guest room behind the bar.

In the corridor at the back, the noisy DJs and human voices gradually disappeared. Li Ling looked at the room card. No. 08, Xue Yongheng's bar is connected with the hotel, and the rooms in the entire corridor are managed by the hotel at the back. , Many bar guests looked at each other, so they went to the back to open a room.It is more convenient than going out to find another hotel.

The boy was supported by him, one foot was deep and the other was shallow, and his body heat was not normal. Li Ling dragged him to room 08, and was about to open the door with the key card, when the boy next to him who was barely leaning against the wall suddenly came towards him. With a pounce, he was pressed against the door panel.

The boy was a little taller than him, panting quickly, as if he was exhausted, his arms supporting the door were trembling, it could be seen that he tried his best not to fall on Li Ling.

Li Ling watched him, the boy lowered his head, and he raised his chin to look carefully.

This is not Jiang Guangyu.

At this time, Jiang Guangyu should be recuperating in Nandu, waiting for the Jiang family to come to ask him to go back to be the heir, instead of going to the bar with a group of gangsters to take drugs in the Pearl City near the sea.

Just a lookalike.

Li Ling thought of this, patted the boy's face and said, "Are you still awake?"

The boy's eyes were slightly focused, and he looked at him. His eyes were like that of a lost lamb. If he was allowed to stay in the bar outside, he would be eaten to the bone.

Li Ling is not a kind person. If it wasn't because he and Jiang Guangyu looked too much alike, he wouldn't be too lazy to meddle in that business. Of course, if he were 27 years old, and there was such a beautiful boy who couldn't resist in front of him, he would probably be the first Acting wisely, cheated back to the spring breeze for a while.

The boy gasped: "I don't know them..."

Li Ling looked at his face, which was as red as a cooked shrimp, and he got a general idea, and said, "Did you drink the wine they ordered for you?"

The boy said, "I only took a sip."

Li Ling couldn't help laughing and said, "I can't drink even one sip."

The boy glanced at him, then lowered his head again.

Li Ling said: "Okay. Let go first, I'll help you go in and take a cold shower, and then you'll be fine." After a pause, he smiled again: "Don't be afraid, the bad guys have been arrested by the police uncle. "

It took a lot of effort for the boy to let go of the hand holding the door panel, and he stood up unsteadily.

Li Ling turned around to open the door, but out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the boy's unsteadiness and was about to pounce forward again.

His body was faster than his mind, and he immediately turned around and caught the person again.

Now the two are stuck together face to face.

Li Ling said: "...you hit me."

The boy's face seemed to be redder than cooked shrimp: "I'm sorry."

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