Finding Love After Divorce

[Ling Ye: The loser helps others to wash their underwear for a month. 】

Really TM evil fun!

[Same name as a superstar in Country Y: Wow, hahahaha, Lingye, you really have a deep memory! 】

Ling Ye: Speechless, one bet is used from freshman to senior year, can you not be impressed? !

[Young and frivolous: Zhihuan, don't make trouble, let Zeng Zhe continue. 】

Ling Ye: ...Who said that I have no time to talk to me while making milk for my daughter? !

[Same name as a superstar in Country Y: Well, I was wrong, (__)ノ｜壁】

[Zeng Zhe: Ling Ye, do you still remember the reason why you didn't participate? 】

of course I remember.

[Ling Ye: I don't like it! 】

[Zeng Zhe: Why don't you like it? 】

There can be any reason, if you don't like it, you don't like it.

After entering the first grade of elementary school, his father asked him to wash his underwear and underwear by himself under the excuse of "cultivating your ability to be independent".Originally, he had to wash the socks too, but when he was about to throw them into the basin to wash together with his underwear and inner clothes, his father quickly took the socks away, saying that there were too many bacteria on the socks and they could not be washed with other clothes , and said that in fact, underwear and underwear should be washed separately, but his father felt that he might not be patient enough, so he let him go.

Since then, he has developed the habit of washing his underwear and underwear.When he grows up enough to live alone, he will have his own nest and washing machine.So, except for the underwear that must be washed by hand, he threw all other clothes into the washing machine.

Until his marriage, he washed his underwear himself.

He didn't reply yet, another message was sent over there.

【Zeng Zhe: You definitely haven't thought about it seriously, but the three of us know it.This has nothing to do with your so-called doing things on your own. When people want to be lazy, I wish someone could help me wash them every day.You should think that underwear is your most private thing, and it is often stained with some kind of indescribable liquid, so whether you wash other people's or give yours to others, you can't accept it. 】

Ling Ye: Isn't underwear the most private thing for a person?Moreover, who wants to wash other people's underwear that is stained with that? It's disgusting, okay?

[Ling Ye: But what does this have to do with my feelings? 】

【Zeng Zhe: Wait for me to continue. 】

In Q City in October, the weather has turned cooler, and the dead leaves that have just fallen off the trees are curled with the wind and drifted away along the path.

This kind of weather couldn't be more comfortable for Ling Ye who is afraid of heat.

He fell sideways on the rocking chair, the sun shines through the vines on the railing and sprinkles mottled on his body, the years are quiet.

The cool breeze made him drowsy.

Yawning, he put the phone back to his mouth and replied a message.

【Ling Ye: Okay, tell me, I'm listening. 】

[Zeng Zhe: The four of us are about the same size. In order to make others jealous of our feelings, we always like to buy clothes of the same style or even the same color, but the three of us can’t tell which one is whose, so we simply get which one to wear. which one.But you are different. Every time you buy clothes, you will draw a triangle mark with a ballpoint pen on the inner wall of the right sleeve of the clothes. In addition, you will choose the position when you hang the clothes. Nima, I want to complain about this, the balcony of the dormitory The position of the clothes is so small, but you always occupy the best position. 】

[Ling Ye: ...You should continue. 】

[Zeng Zhe: Fuck!Someday I have to find you to fight!call ~]

Ling Ye took several deep breaths after hearing Zeng Zhe's scolding, and then heard the following.

【Because of that mark, your clothes have never been misidentified.A simple summary is that you don't want to wear the clothes we wear, and you don't want us to wear the clothes you wear, you are fucking clean! 】

[Ling Ye: I protest against this one. I obviously wore your clothes, so you should also wear mine. 】

The winter in his sophomore year was extremely cold. He didn't care about demeanor and not temperature like others, so he prepared the most complete clothes and distributed one piece to each of his friends.

[Zeng Zhe: Protest is invalid!I'm talking about underwear, that is, underwear, do you dare to say that you have worn it with us? ! 】

Ling Ye was stunned, and thought about it carefully. It seems, probably, maybe, maybe it hasn't happened, right?

[Zeng Zhe: Why? 】

There are so many whys.

Ling Ye recalled that feeling carefully before returning to the past.

[Ling Ye: I feel very awkward. 】

[Zeng Zhe: Cut, next article.When we eat, if we find something delicious, we will directly feed others with our own chopsticks or spoons, but you have never done this; sometimes when we are in class, and suddenly find that there is no water in the cup, we will directly use other people’s to fill it, but you will not.You never gave us your thermos, even if we just poured it out, you refused, and finally slipped out of the classroom to buy us drinks; when watching movies and eating snacks, we often feed things directly into other people's mouths, because you I never want to be a person who is fed and fed, and simply refuses to eat snacks... Fuck, are you hypocritical or clean?Come on, tell me, why are these? 】

Lingye: ...

He felt like he was going crazy. Why did this long series of words sound like he was complaining that he didn't fit in, and it seemed to go deep?

In fact, he didn't mean to dislike them, he just felt, felt, um, unhygienic?Not used to it?awkward? ...Fuck, he couldn't answer the reason.

【Zeng Zhe: Okay, don't worry about it, we know you don't dislike us.You probably feel that some things that are too private can only be touched by yourself, but not others, probably your parents, and your underwear and underwear will not be allowed to be touched or worn by them.Besides, some behaviors may be suspected of indirect kissing, and we are friends, which is very strange.Right? 】

Holding the phone, Ling Ye pitifully nodded his head several times.If Ling Yuchen was here, he would probably find it strange that his father was so cute sometimes.

【Lingye: Yes. 】

[Zeng Zhe: So you still wash your underwear after you get married? 】

After hearing this sentence, Ling Ye was completely stunned.Since he was a child, he has been used to washing his underwear by himself, and even worse after puberty, he is not allowed to touch anyone other than him, even his parents.But why did Zixuan take it for granted after getting married?And he would occasionally help Zixuan wash.

As for cross-dressing, he especially likes Zixuan wearing his T-shirts and shirts, because that kind of Zixuan really doesn't look too attractive.So occasionally when the fun comes, the two will swap clothes and have a role swap.Uh, except for the sex position on the bed.

That's right, why are these actions so natural when the object is Zixuan?Just because they are husband and wife?

The person on the other end of the phone is not in a hurry for this meeting, and has not sent any more messages, as if to give Ling Ye space to think alone.

After a while, Ling Ye replied a message.

[Ling Ye: Why? 】

Hearing this non-questionable answer, the three people on the mobile phone who were waiting for the news immediately vomited blood and fell to the ground.

Of course they knew what Ling Ye was asking, but, could Ling Ye be too slow?

The three of them sighed tacitly, and then thought of Ling Ye's divorce tacitly, and finally nodded tacitly. Being so stupid is indeed unparalleled and hopeless.

Fortunately, the brains in the business field are not bad.

This time it was Situ Kuang's reply.

[Young and frivolous: Ling Ye, are you a pig head?You are a pig!Why else, because you have long regarded Ren Zixuan as a part of your body. 】

Ling Ye frowned, is that so?Because he often wants to rub Zixuan into his body and take it away with him?

scare?When did he have this idea?

Ling Ye, who was belatedly aware of it, was taken aback by his own thoughts. He had always thought that he was a person who didn't value love.Then when exactly did he develop feelings for Zixuan?

[Zeng Zhe: So, will you share a pair of bowls and chopsticks with Zixuan? 】

shared?This is not there, and it is not a lack of bowls and chopsticks.

But when they first got married, they often fed each other, and it was then that he understood why so many couples like to feed each other, because it tastes really delicious.

It's just that he and Zixuan are already a legal couple, even if they kiss, they won't reject them, so will they still reject sharing a pair of dishes?

Wait, it doesn't seem right, he is now divorced from Zixuan, when he sees Zixuan feeding his son with food, he will stare at him with burning eyes, wishing that the pair of chopsticks are facing him.Well, he seems a little jealous of his son.

This is one of the performances I like, right? !

[Zeng Zhe: Lingye, are you thinking that since they are husband and wife, how could they reject her?If you really think so, you are wrong. For a clean freak like you, if you have a relationship and have no feelings, you will still feel that the other party is dirty. Let alone kissing, you can't even accept sharing a pair of dishes. 】

[Lingye: Really? 】

[Zeng Zhe: Imagine you marry Zhao Nina, can you accept it? 】

Uh, it seems that I can't accept it.Damn, he has never been able to accept good cuts!

【Zeng Zhe: Alright, I won't play the question-and-answer game with you anymore. When it takes too much time for you to think, I'd better talk about it once.You will naturally accept these changes not because of your marriage relationship, but because your heart has already regarded Zixuan as the closest person in your life.That is, you love him.We know you've got your heart set on him when you've gone to great lengths to design a proposal scene and won't ask anyone else to help you set it up.Unfortunately, you never knew it.Speaking of this, I really want to curse, Ling Ye, you are such a scum!You put too much emphasis on work and your laziness and perfunctory in feelings made you lose Zixuan, but you have to be thankful that he loves you very much, even he is more soft-hearted and you have a son.But unfortunately for you, Zixuan is also a very decisive person.So, bro, do it for yourself. 】

[Ling Ye: Hey, I have a doubt when I hear this.You've seen through everything long ago but never told me, is that right? 】

[Young and frivolous: Hmm, how fun is it to watch a movie! 】

[Same name as a superstar in Country Y: Haha~ It's rare to see you so stupid! 】

【Zeng Zhe: Actually, if you really do something outrageous, we will stop you. 】It's just that we didn't expect you to sign the divorce agreement quietly. You were so ignorant at the very beginning!

【Ling Ye: ...as if you have planted someone beside me.Shit, can't it be true? 】

【Young and frivolous: That must be done, haha~】

[Ling Ye: ...Then why didn't you stop me when I signed the divorce agreement? 】

[Young and frivolous: Damn, you want us to settle in your house?God knows why you signed the divorce agreement on impulse. At that time, we saw that you suddenly stopped getting so close to her, and thought you had woken up and only regarded her as a friend. 】

[Zeng Zhe: Lingye, I don't wake you up because you need to understand the relationship.People are rebellious and strong-minded. If we said this before, I believe that as long as we sort out one point, you can break out ten points to refute.Even if you think our analysis is reasonable, you will still refute.Your competitiveness will make you do anything to prove us wrong and you right.After that, you will naturally go in the opposite direction until you hit the south wall and regret it for the rest of your life. 】

Ling Ye: I regret it now.Still, it's as if we can't communicate.

After chewing this passage several times, Ling Ye suddenly felt conflicted. Why does he always feel that these words seem to be both reasonable and unreasonable?

[Young and frivolous: Hey, Ling Ye, are you thinking that Zeng Zhe's words seem right and wrong?People are different, and each passage may be interpreted and argued differently by each person.If it were me, it would be absolutely true.In fact, you don't need to think too much, just listen to many words, and the most important thing is to learn to listen to your inner voice.Dude, you are the first one among us to get married, and the only one to get divorced, and you have never seen through it. Before it is too late, while Ren Zixuan still loves you, go slack and stalk me One pass should be able to bring people back. 】

[Zeng Zhe: Hey, I have one last sentence——Ling Ye, money is endless, not to mention whether you bring it to life or not to death, you should let go of your ambitions, stop, look at the scenery around you, and cherish it. Be around! 】

[Young and frivolous: Oh, by the way, if you don't have time to deal with Zhao Nina's matter, we will take care of it for you, and Bao Jun will definitely be satisfied. 】

[Ling Ye: Follow you. 】

His first priority now is to get Zixuan back, Zhao Nina's matter can be later, as long as she behaves herself.

[Ling Ye: Uh, I have another question, how do you know that Zixuan loves me? 】

[Same name as a superstar in Country Y: Damn, don't stop me, I'll beat that bastard to death! 】

[Young and frivolous: Ling Ye, you are such a scum! 】

[Zeng Zhe: Ling Ye, you are such a bastard! ! 】

Lingye: ...

[Ling Ye: Hurry up, tell me! 】

Situ Kuang, Zeng Zhe and Wu Zhihuan wiped away the sweat from their brows tacitly for the nth time in their respective homes, because we all have eyes—can see!

Lingye waited for a long time and didn't receive any reply from his friend, so he stuck out his tongue regretfully.

He put down his cell phone, swung up the rocking chair, and smiled softly.

You are so stupid, how can I not know how you see it, I just want to hear what you say, after all, there are some things that are sweeter when they are spoken by outsiders.

However, he put down one leg, stopped the rocking motion of the rocking chair, and sat up straight.

After what he said just now, he felt that he seemed to be too dull, and he also felt that he was quite a scumbag. Many things would be different as long as he was willing to stop and think quietly.