The crowd is full of tentacle monsters

embarrassing?Very embarrassing.

Incredible?It's incredible.

Can you imagine?Totally unimaginable!

Life is so full of unknowable drama.There are often unexpected surprises.

Of course, if these accidents can be more peaceful, Bai Qingyi thought, maybe he would fall in love with these accidents.

Now, it is 08:30 am Beijing time.He and his dear mother are sitting in the living room of Xia Heng's small residence, listening to the world's most spitting about what is homosexuality, how does homosexuality arise, and is it a disease?Need treatment?When you find out that your family members are gay, how should you adjust your mentality.

To be honest, Bai Qingyi used all his imagination in his life, and he couldn't imagine that after he came out to his mother, the questions about gays were not answered by him or Xia Heng, but by an... outsider ? !

This outsider still doesn't have the self-consciousness of being an outsider. He speaks happily and dances, and even uses his own experience to increase the sense of substitution.

Bai Qingyi and Xia Heng are the two masters at the side, so they can't get in a word?

But this is also good, from the perspective of outsiders, it seems relatively objective, and my mother can accept it better.

Standing up lightly, Bai Qingyi went to the refrigerator to fetch a jug of ice water, mixed it with normal temperature mineral water, and took it to the living room.

At this time, the most second under heaven stopped at a certain place, and he picked up a cup and took a sip, and he did not forget to thank Bai Qingyi: "Thank you, sister-in-law."

Just because of Ke Pu's affection for the guy, he instantly fell into a negative value! ! !

Uneasy peeked at my mother's face. Fortunately, my mother was still immersed in the impact of the world's best science popularization, and didn't notice the small details of the address just now.Bai Qingyi heaved a sigh of relief, sat down, and was about to take a sip from the water glass, when Bai's mother suddenly turned her head, looked at Bai Qingyi, and asked, "So your friends know about you and Xiaoxia being together, so just keep it a secret." at home?"

Who said mom was distracted just now? ? ?She clearly listened to every word!

This is, the fury after the silence has begun?

Bai Qingyi was not in the mood to drink the water anymore, he put down his glass and sat upright, waiting for the training.

Xia Heng didn't know what he was thinking, and suddenly made an excuse: "My parents know Tsing Yi, and they have met before."

"What?" Bai's mother was furious all of a sudden, she pinched Bai Qingyi's ear with one hand, and said angrily, "You really can't help it? You didn't even notify me and your father, and you actually met your parents! Are you going to secretly decide your life behind our backs?"

Although the situation at the moment should not be like this, Bai Qingyi still couldn't hold back a chuckle.When he laughed, Number Two Under Heaven also burst out laughing.She smiled and wiped her eyes and said, "Auntie, you are so funny, there is no such thing as a private life now."

"The things this bastard did are considered private?" In the end, she was not willing to twist her hands hard, and after expressing her intentions, Mother Bai withdrew her hands and sat back.It's just that the expression is still angry.

Of course angry!

It's okay for the son to fall in love with a man quietly, but he even went to see his parents.She didn't get pissed off on the spot because she was in a good mood!

As soon as the qi returns to the qi, the son's life still needs to be cared about.

"What's your parents' opinion?" Bai's mother asked Xia Heng.

The corners of Xia Heng's mouth curled up in joy, and he said, "My parents like Tsing Yi very much."

"They know you are..." Mother Bai was not used to talking about homosexuality, so she was vague.

"Yeah." Xia Heng nodded, "When I was in college, I discovered my sexual orientation, so I confessed it to my family."

"Going to college, so early?" Mother Bai looked at Xia Heng with a strange look for a while, and then asked, "Then Tsing Yi is your first love partner?"

"First, first love."

Mother Bai still wanted to open her mouth to ask something, but Bai Qingyi couldn't help it, and he interrupted: "Mom, where did you get those strange understandings about homosexuality? Also, when did you pay attention to these things?" ?”

He couldn't help being curious.My mother's behavior didn't look like she got suspicious after she came to school and went to ask for advice. Instead, it was more like she had a vague outline in her heart before she came.

But the question is, why is the content outlined by my mother so strange? ? ?

"Cough, that," Bai's mother's eyes wandered, as if she wanted to avoid talking about this topic.Bai Qingyi knew what her mother was thinking as soon as he saw her expression, and without giving her a chance to change the subject, he asked directly: "Mom, is someone trying to guide you?"

Bai's mother couldn't avoid it, so she could only face up to this question, but she obviously still didn't want to talk about this topic, so she just replied: "I didn't deliberately guide it, I just mentioned it a little bit. I went to see the details myself."

See for yourself?Bai Qingyi had a very bad premonition about the "look" that his mother said.

"What do you think?"

"That's right, look it up online. Go to that ferry and search, and there will be a lot of things."

"What did you search for?" Bai Qingyi's bad feeling was even worse.

"Danmei, meat, h." Three words popped out of Bai's mother's mouth.

The three people present couldn't calm down instantly, Bai Qingyi took a breath, Xia Heng's face changed slightly, and the second in the world, after being surprised, said to Bai's mother with adoring eyes: "Auntie, you are really a warrior! "

Although The Best Under Heaven writes fantasy and doesn't read danmei, he also knows that if you search for such keywords, you will find something hot-eyed.Mother Bai's first impression of comrades was so strong, and she didn't tear up Lao Qing who misleading her son on the spot, and she was able to bear it well.

"Auntie, this is you!" The Second Under Heaven said, and gave Bai's mother a thumbs up.

The behavior of this living thing made Bai's mother laugh.

The anger suddenly aroused in Bai Qingyi's heart also dissipated a lot, but he was still very angry, "Mom, who told you to search for these words to understand homosexuality?"

"It's the one who called home and said that you were hanging out with a man at school." Bai's mother saw something wrong from Bai Qingyi's expression, and said without further avoiding it.

When Bai Qingyi heard this, he was so angry that he almost ascended to heaven, he gritted his teeth and squeezed out two words: "You Xiao!"

Every time, when he felt that You Xiao had gone too far, he always found that You Xiao had more things to go too far.

This is the case with forum posts and taxi driver incidents, and it is also the same with calling to expose and guide misunderstandings.

Why did he owe You Xiao in his previous life to be so tricked by her?

Mother Bai didn't realize that You Xiao had anything to do with the phone, she answered the phone with a voice that was not alone at all.Worried that his son would plant all the bad things on others because of his prejudice against others, so he couldn't help but say a few words for You Xiao.

Bai Qingyi: "..."

My naive mother!

He kept concealing the things You Xiao did in the past, just to hide the fact that he and Xia Heng were together, but now that he has said it clearly, there is nothing to worry about.

Bai Qingyi took a breath, sorted out his thoughts, and then told him everything that happened during this period, including the accident that happened yesterday and the wound on his shoulder, starting from the time when Xiao Qiang kissed him after graduating from the college entrance examination. .

When talking about the injury, Bai Qingyi deliberately emphasized that it was the driver who made it!It wasn't that he and Xia Heng had some shame play last night!There are no such messy games between them, they are talking very seriously!love!like!

Bai's mother listened, her mouth changed from - to O. What You Xiao did was beyond her imagination, so that after Bai Qingyi finished speaking, she didn't have a proper reaction for a long time.The whole person was completely in shock.

The Second Under Heaven is also very surprised, but his points are always different from ordinary people.After Bai Qingyi finished speaking, he excitedly smashed his hands, "That's great!"

"The latest plot in my novel wants to feature a bad guy, but how bad it can make readers hate me with gnashing teeth has not yet figured it out. What this guy does is a good source material!"

Bai Qingyi and Xia Heng felt powerless and speechless at the same time.

The second best in the world, if you are serious with him, you will lose.