The crowd is full of tentacle monsters
Chapter 46
Xia Heng insisted on looking at Bai Qingyi's ass in the name of checking the situation, but because Bai Qingyi was still in a state of embarrassment when he just fell in love, he covered his butt and refused to show it.
The two of you won't let me and I won't let you, fighting profusely.
However, in terms of physical strength, Bai Qingyi has always been weak. Just when Xia Heng was about to succeed, Bai Qingyi suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind and asked, "By the way, brother Xia, the guy who framed you, why is your dean?" Want to protect him?"
Although he knew that Bai Qingyi was just trying to divert attention from the topic, Xia Heng still cooperated and showed that he was really distracted, and replied with a frown: "Of course it's because he looks good."
"It was a girl who framed you?" Bai Qingyi was surprised, why are girls so tough nowadays?There is no mercy in doing things without a bottom line.
A strange smile appeared on Xia Heng's face, and he said, "No, it's a boy."
"Huh?" Bai Qingyi was taken aback again, "Your dean is also... gay?"
"Our dean is a woman."
puff--
Although there was no water in his mouth, Bai Qingyi couldn't help but make a spraying motion.This simply subverted his cognition too much.He had only heard of male professors using their positions to seduce female students, but he had never heard of female professors and male students...
Xia Heng was very calm, and asked Bai Qingyi: "A man and a woman, apart from the differences brought about by chromosomes, what other differences are there?"
Bai Qingyi thought about it seriously: "I can't think of it for now."
"That's nothing surprising. Men are human beings, and women are human beings. There's nothing a woman can't do that a man can do."
It sounds reasonable, but——still surprised!
Maybe that's why it doesn't happen that often.Bai Qingyi said so in his heart.However, he suddenly had an idea. In the Republic of China Style Danmei novel he wrote with Xia Heng as the heroine, the emotional development of Xiao Gong and Xiao Shou was reaching a bottleneck, and he needed more fire to make it happen. The two pierced the window paper and expressed their hearts to each other.
But how to add fire, he has no good idea.
This time Xia Heng told the story of their department head keeping the boy who made a mistake, but it can be used in it.In the novel of the Republic of China style, Xiao Gong Xia Yan is a teacher. Xia Yan has a great talent, but because of his family background, he can only teach in a humble middle school.Right now, there happened to be an opportunity to teach in a university. The principal had coveted Xia Yan's beauty for a long time, and planned to use this opportunity to exchange Xia Yan for one night.
Is it okay to sell your body for your dreams?Xia Yan was caught in a tangle.He is certainly not ashamed of this kind of behavior, but if he loses this opportunity and lives a mediocre life without being able to display his talents, wouldn't he be bitter about it until the day he dies?
Anyway, he doesn't have anyone he likes, and he doesn't think there is anything else that can impress him other than arithmetic. In this case, why not...
Inspiration flooded into Bai Qingyi's mind like being absorbed by something.He also forgot about the pain in his buttocks. All he can think about now is Xia Yan, who is inevitably entangled in the moonlight night.
"Brother Xia, lend me your computer!" After saying this, without waiting for Xia Heng to nod, Bai Qingyi jumped off the ground, rushed into Xia Heng's room, and skillfully turned on Xia Heng's computer.
Xia Heng used the computer before and did not turn it off, it turned on the standby screen.
However, after entering from the standby screen, Bai Qingyi saw an enlarged document.At first he thought it was Xia Heng's some thesis, so he turned his head to ask Xia Heng if he wanted to keep it.As a result, before turning his head, he glanced at the screen in a strange way. The words on the screen made his eyes stop. He turned his head and carefully read the content on it.
Wonderful!It turned out that Mo Heng escaped from danger in this way.
After reading the content of the document in one breath, Bai Qingyi couldn't help sighing in his heart!
Mo Heng is the name of the heroine in a novel he is chasing recently.And that novel was written by Qingshan Luotuo, his favorite male fan in the Internet literature circle.
In the last update, the plot stayed at the point where Mo Heng was murdered by his female partner who had made a marriage contract since childhood, and was thrown into the Ten Thousand Snakes Cave.At that time, Mo Heng's whole body cultivation base was abolished, and Ten Thousand Snakes Cave was a first-class, difficult and dangerous place to break into. Bai Qingyi racked his brains and brains, but he couldn't figure out how Mo Heng could escape without anyone's help. Unexpectedly, Mo Heng used this method in the end.
What a clever setup!
Bai Qingyi sighed and sighed, praised and praised in his heart, and couldn't wait to share it with others.
It happened that Xia Heng also came over at this time, Bai Qingyi asked without thinking: "Have you read the fairy tale novel that Qingshan Luotuoda wrote recently?"
"Looked."
"Ah! That's great, you're chasing after me too. Do you know that Mo Heng escaped from danger and it was wonderful."
"know."
"I wrote it."
"Huh? Huh huh?"
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"
Fuck!Brother Xia is a green shirt and a big brother? !
Bai Qingyi was a little dizzy from the news, and couldn't recover for a while.He stared blankly at Xia Heng, the expression on his face was very complicated, it was hard to say anything.
Xia Heng thought that Bai Qingyi was angry that he had concealed it for so long and didn't say anything. In a hurry, he propped his hands on both sides of the chair, lowered his head, stared into Bai Qingyi's eyes and explained: "I didn't mean to lie to you. I didn't know that you liked me. Oh no, it's you who like green shirts and loose clothes. Meng Miao only told me what types of Tanmei novels you like, but didn't say that you have any favorite male authors."
"If I had known that you like green shirts and loose clothes, I would have lost my vest when we met for the first time." There was an undisguised regret in his tone.
Bai Qingyi's mind is usually slow, but today he didn't know if he was blessed by inspiration or what happened. He reacted surprisingly quickly, and he asked: "Then when I join the Great God World, you will know when I am kicked out and added back. I like green shirts, why don't you say you are?"
This……
It's hard to answer.
It can't be said that it is to enjoy the undisguised love and admiration of the beloved for oneself, right?Although sometimes there will be a little bit of jealousy, because the person I like doesn't like me as a real person, but likes the virtual self on the Internet.
"Cough, it's because..." Xia Heng was organizing his speech when Bai Qingyi looked at him seriously and ordered: "Tell the truth!"
"Well, I just love seeing you adore me, but don't know that's what I look like."
Now that it's started, Xia Heng also talked about his snack vinegar by the way.
Bai Qingyi was so surprised that he could almost stuff two eggs into his mouth—what, it turned out that brother Xia didn't like listening to him tell stories in the Great Gods Tianxia group not because he was not interested, but because he was jealous?What's wrong with this?ah?
"You!" Bai Qingyi opened and closed his mouth for a long time, and finally only these two words popped out.
Xia Heng circled Bai Qingyi with an aggrieved face, and rested his chin on his head: "Tsing Yi, look, I have even exposed the last secret. I really have nothing to see in front of you now. Don't abandon me."
"Yeah." Bai Qingyi was about to nod his head, but suddenly, another thing came to his mind, "Meng Miao insisted on letting me read Danmei novels, did you instigate me?"
The author has something to say: I updated three chapters today, and I feel cute.
The two of you won't let me and I won't let you, fighting profusely.
However, in terms of physical strength, Bai Qingyi has always been weak. Just when Xia Heng was about to succeed, Bai Qingyi suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind and asked, "By the way, brother Xia, the guy who framed you, why is your dean?" Want to protect him?"
Although he knew that Bai Qingyi was just trying to divert attention from the topic, Xia Heng still cooperated and showed that he was really distracted, and replied with a frown: "Of course it's because he looks good."
"It was a girl who framed you?" Bai Qingyi was surprised, why are girls so tough nowadays?There is no mercy in doing things without a bottom line.
A strange smile appeared on Xia Heng's face, and he said, "No, it's a boy."
"Huh?" Bai Qingyi was taken aback again, "Your dean is also... gay?"
"Our dean is a woman."
puff--
Although there was no water in his mouth, Bai Qingyi couldn't help but make a spraying motion.This simply subverted his cognition too much.He had only heard of male professors using their positions to seduce female students, but he had never heard of female professors and male students...
Xia Heng was very calm, and asked Bai Qingyi: "A man and a woman, apart from the differences brought about by chromosomes, what other differences are there?"
Bai Qingyi thought about it seriously: "I can't think of it for now."
"That's nothing surprising. Men are human beings, and women are human beings. There's nothing a woman can't do that a man can do."
It sounds reasonable, but——still surprised!
Maybe that's why it doesn't happen that often.Bai Qingyi said so in his heart.However, he suddenly had an idea. In the Republic of China Style Danmei novel he wrote with Xia Heng as the heroine, the emotional development of Xiao Gong and Xiao Shou was reaching a bottleneck, and he needed more fire to make it happen. The two pierced the window paper and expressed their hearts to each other.
But how to add fire, he has no good idea.
This time Xia Heng told the story of their department head keeping the boy who made a mistake, but it can be used in it.In the novel of the Republic of China style, Xiao Gong Xia Yan is a teacher. Xia Yan has a great talent, but because of his family background, he can only teach in a humble middle school.Right now, there happened to be an opportunity to teach in a university. The principal had coveted Xia Yan's beauty for a long time, and planned to use this opportunity to exchange Xia Yan for one night.
Is it okay to sell your body for your dreams?Xia Yan was caught in a tangle.He is certainly not ashamed of this kind of behavior, but if he loses this opportunity and lives a mediocre life without being able to display his talents, wouldn't he be bitter about it until the day he dies?
Anyway, he doesn't have anyone he likes, and he doesn't think there is anything else that can impress him other than arithmetic. In this case, why not...
Inspiration flooded into Bai Qingyi's mind like being absorbed by something.He also forgot about the pain in his buttocks. All he can think about now is Xia Yan, who is inevitably entangled in the moonlight night.
"Brother Xia, lend me your computer!" After saying this, without waiting for Xia Heng to nod, Bai Qingyi jumped off the ground, rushed into Xia Heng's room, and skillfully turned on Xia Heng's computer.
Xia Heng used the computer before and did not turn it off, it turned on the standby screen.
However, after entering from the standby screen, Bai Qingyi saw an enlarged document.At first he thought it was Xia Heng's some thesis, so he turned his head to ask Xia Heng if he wanted to keep it.As a result, before turning his head, he glanced at the screen in a strange way. The words on the screen made his eyes stop. He turned his head and carefully read the content on it.
Wonderful!It turned out that Mo Heng escaped from danger in this way.
After reading the content of the document in one breath, Bai Qingyi couldn't help sighing in his heart!
Mo Heng is the name of the heroine in a novel he is chasing recently.And that novel was written by Qingshan Luotuo, his favorite male fan in the Internet literature circle.
In the last update, the plot stayed at the point where Mo Heng was murdered by his female partner who had made a marriage contract since childhood, and was thrown into the Ten Thousand Snakes Cave.At that time, Mo Heng's whole body cultivation base was abolished, and Ten Thousand Snakes Cave was a first-class, difficult and dangerous place to break into. Bai Qingyi racked his brains and brains, but he couldn't figure out how Mo Heng could escape without anyone's help. Unexpectedly, Mo Heng used this method in the end.
What a clever setup!
Bai Qingyi sighed and sighed, praised and praised in his heart, and couldn't wait to share it with others.
It happened that Xia Heng also came over at this time, Bai Qingyi asked without thinking: "Have you read the fairy tale novel that Qingshan Luotuoda wrote recently?"
"Looked."
"Ah! That's great, you're chasing after me too. Do you know that Mo Heng escaped from danger and it was wonderful."
"know."
"I wrote it."
"Huh? Huh huh?"
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"
Fuck!Brother Xia is a green shirt and a big brother? !
Bai Qingyi was a little dizzy from the news, and couldn't recover for a while.He stared blankly at Xia Heng, the expression on his face was very complicated, it was hard to say anything.
Xia Heng thought that Bai Qingyi was angry that he had concealed it for so long and didn't say anything. In a hurry, he propped his hands on both sides of the chair, lowered his head, stared into Bai Qingyi's eyes and explained: "I didn't mean to lie to you. I didn't know that you liked me. Oh no, it's you who like green shirts and loose clothes. Meng Miao only told me what types of Tanmei novels you like, but didn't say that you have any favorite male authors."
"If I had known that you like green shirts and loose clothes, I would have lost my vest when we met for the first time." There was an undisguised regret in his tone.
Bai Qingyi's mind is usually slow, but today he didn't know if he was blessed by inspiration or what happened. He reacted surprisingly quickly, and he asked: "Then when I join the Great God World, you will know when I am kicked out and added back. I like green shirts, why don't you say you are?"
This……
It's hard to answer.
It can't be said that it is to enjoy the undisguised love and admiration of the beloved for oneself, right?Although sometimes there will be a little bit of jealousy, because the person I like doesn't like me as a real person, but likes the virtual self on the Internet.
"Cough, it's because..." Xia Heng was organizing his speech when Bai Qingyi looked at him seriously and ordered: "Tell the truth!"
"Well, I just love seeing you adore me, but don't know that's what I look like."
Now that it's started, Xia Heng also talked about his snack vinegar by the way.
Bai Qingyi was so surprised that he could almost stuff two eggs into his mouth—what, it turned out that brother Xia didn't like listening to him tell stories in the Great Gods Tianxia group not because he was not interested, but because he was jealous?What's wrong with this?ah?
"You!" Bai Qingyi opened and closed his mouth for a long time, and finally only these two words popped out.
Xia Heng circled Bai Qingyi with an aggrieved face, and rested his chin on his head: "Tsing Yi, look, I have even exposed the last secret. I really have nothing to see in front of you now. Don't abandon me."
"Yeah." Bai Qingyi was about to nod his head, but suddenly, another thing came to his mind, "Meng Miao insisted on letting me read Danmei novels, did you instigate me?"
The author has something to say: I updated three chapters today, and I feel cute.
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