The crowd is full of tentacle monsters

I offended my favorite author Da Da, and the stalk of the new article has not been discussed with Xiaomeng.Lying in bed at night and recalling his whole day, Bai Qingyi felt that he could only describe it in four words: "terrible".

But the next day, Bai Qingyi discovered that there is no such thing as a "terrible" situation in the world, because you will always find that there are worse things happening.

Looking at the boy with a ferocious smile on his face who forced away the classmate next to him and sitting beside him, Bai Qingyi didn't open his mouth to scream.If he remembered correctly, this should be a course on ideology, morality and self-cultivation that they only take as freshmen. What is this guy doing in the classroom?

Also, sat next to him!

What does he want to do?

In an instant, countless terrifying thoughts appeared in Bai Qingyi's mind. It was obviously hot and sweaty September, but his body began to tremble slightly.Just when he wanted to ask the boy why he was so haunted, the class bell rang.

The teacher who taught the meditation class stepped on the bell and walked into the classroom. After standing still on the podium, his eyes behind the square glasses scanned the classroom, and when they fell on the boy next to Bai Qingyi, he paused for a while.The heart in Bai Qingyi's chest was beating wildly, did the teacher notice it?Spotted this alien who broke into the classroom?

Get him out!Get him out!An inaudible voice screamed wildly in Bai Qingyi's mind.

However, after a few seconds, the teacher of the meditation class looked away, ordered everyone to open the textbooks, and began her boring lecture.

Bai Qingyi was very disappointed, but he didn't have the courage to stand up and denounce it, so he could only take out the meditation textbook from his schoolbag sleepily.As soon as he opened the place where he was going to go today, he felt his elbow being bumped.When I turned my head, it was the boy, staring at his face with scorching eyes, eyes full of some kind of longing.

Bai Qingyi felt like he was going crazy. Could this guy be trying to do what he did in class? !ah? !

He remembered that there was a plot in a Danmei novel he had read (the one that Meng Miao carried in his novel bag), that is, after Xiao Gong failed to confess his love, he forcibly kissed Xiao Shou in class and did some unspeakable things to him. described things.

At that time, it was written like this: Wu Bojin's fiery eyes seemed to be able to penetrate Shui Ming's clothes, being looked at by him, Shui Ming felt naked.He couldn't help shrinking his body back, but there was a wall behind him, and he couldn't retreat.Wu Bojin's hand stretched out towards him, first his face, then his neck, inch by inch, bit by bit...

No!this is too scary!

Just as Bai Qingyi broke free from his memories, he saw the boy's hand stretched out in front of him, he subconsciously raised his hand, and hit the boy's arm with a "slap", the boy retracted his hand in pain, but looked at His eyes were full of puzzlement and doubt.

This movement alarmed the teacher of the meditation class who was engrossed in reading the textbook. The teacher looked in Bai Qingyi's direction, her thin lips stretched into a straight line, showing that she was very angry now.

"What are you doing?" the teacher asked with suppressed anger.

Bai Qingyi blushed, not knowing how to explain it.It can't be said that when he found out that the boy next to him was acting unreasonably towards him, he just hit him out of self-defense.

Bai Qingyi didn't dare to look into Teacher Sixiu's eyes, and lowered his head to stare at the textbook, feeling very flustered.It was the boy next to him who muttered something, then stood up and explained to the teacher: "I forgot to bring my textbook today, and I want to read the textbook with this classmate."

Teacher Sixiu obviously knew the boy. Seeing that he was the one who spoke, he didn't say any more words of blame. After motioning the boy to sit down, he said in a serious tone: "If you want to continue taking classes with the freshmen in your senior year, you You don’t have to bring textbooks in the future.”

"Hong Guoguo's threat." The boy snorted.The voice was very low, only Bai Qingyi could hear it.

He looked up at the boy in surprise, the boy caught his gaze, grinned embarrassedly, and introduced himself: "My name is Pinglin, from the Physical Education Institute. Well, I failed my major twice, and I'm retaking it now. Can you lend me half of your meditation textbook?"

Sixiu, rebuild?

No wonder the teacher was not surprised to see him, nor did he drive him away.However, speaking of it this way, they should have attended several classes together, why doesn't he have any impression of it?

Bai Qingyi suspiciously pushed the textbook halfway over, but the distance between the two did not get closer because they shared a book.

Teacher Sixiu's hypnotic lecture started again.

Bai Qingyi held his pen and wanted to take notes, but after looking around for the content, he found that the place where the teacher was speaking was on the side of Pinglin.He didn't want to lie halfway over to write, so he had to give up his notes.

Pinglin thought that Bai Qingyi was not interested in this class, so his eyes lit up.He considered his words for a while, then whispered: "Yesterday why did you..."

Bai Qingyi didn't wait for him to finish before he said: "I suddenly remembered that the quilt I had left to dry hadn't been collected yet, so I went back to collect the quilt. You know, the quilt covers are all the same, and they are easily picked up by others."

"Oh, um, yes." Ping Lin said, but his expression was a little surprised, as if he didn't understand why Bai Qingyi suddenly explained this.

After nodding his head, Hirabayashi wanted to continue the interrupted words: "Why did you yesterday..."

Bai Qingyi rushed to talk again: "Thank you for your appreciation of me, but I have no plans to fall in love for the time being."

This was the most appropriate answer he came up with after thinking about it later.This not only rejects the other party, but also prevents the other party from being hurt by different sexual orientations.

After saying this, Bai Qingyi saw that Pinglin opened his mouth, as if he still planned to talk again.He was afraid that he would say something confession again, so he quickly lowered his head and took out the mobile phone in his pocket, pretending to look down seriously.

He never played with his mobile phone during class, but now he is completely forced to go to Liangshan!

Bai Qingyi's mobile phone has very few software, except for the software that comes with the system, there is only one software for reading novels.But he had read the novels in it several times, and he was really not interested in reading it again. His fingers slowly slid across the chat software, and finally landed on WeChat.

I wonder if Meng Miao is online now?

The Xiaomeng editor suggested last night that he find a few more Danmei novels to read, and study the emotional drama in them.Of course, this is not to let him learn to write emotional dramas, but to let him stop having any crazy ideas from newspapers after he understands.

Bai Qingyi expressed his aggrievedness, where is his stalk crazy?He thinks that should be the best ending!Love is incompetent and cannot be influenced, of course Xiao Gong can only leave sadly.Xiao Shou has been friendly to Xiao Gong from the beginning to the end, he just likes a friend with this personality, and later there is a boss who has a personality similar to Xiao Gong, the boss is incompetent and has no need for Xiao Shou.Xiaoshou and his boss live together, it must be harmonious!

Bai Qingyi still remembered that after he expressed his theory, Xiaomeng only replied to him: "You are trying to make trouble!"

He really couldn't understand why the Xiaomeng editor felt that this ending was terrible. Remembering that Meng Miao was a girl or a senior rotten girl, he might ask her to know the answer. Bai Qingyi logged in to WeChat with his head down.

There is an unread message from Xia Heng! ! !

There are only three words in the content: "Unhappy?"

Bai Qingyi was so excited that he almost dropped the phone in his hand.

Brother Xia took the initiative to send him a wechat message!Hey, no, when did they become WeChat friends?

Well, wait, this is not important.The important thing is, how does he, he, he know that he is unhappy? !

Fooled?Some kind of stealthy mood detector?

Bai Qingyi couldn't help but started to brainstorm again, and he didn't forget to press his fingers to reply: "A little bit."

The author has something to say: Xiaomeng crossed her legs and pointed at Bai Qingyi's nose: "Let me tell you, you are very dangerous now! If you dare to write Danmei like this, you will be sent a knife by the readers! It's not like this How to do it! Understand?"

With a sincere and sincere expression, Bai Qingyi shook his head: "I don't understand."