Take a look at that glamorous Kyuubi-kun

Shao Ran thought it was interesting, and leaned closer to make someone funny: "Hey——"

Yu Qingchen hugged the pillow and looked at him coldly.

Shao Ran said weakly: "...I am real."

Yu Qingchen glanced at him disdainfully, and distanced himself from him, obviously not easy to deceive.

Shao Ran: "Qing Chen—"

"Don't bark." Yu Qingchen remained expressionless.

"I'm real," Shao Ran moved her face closer and tilted her head, "If you don't believe me, kiss me."

Yu Qingchen ignored people, with a cold face, even if he was drunk, he would not forget to guard himself like a jade.

Seeing this, Shao Ran felt teasing, and deliberately asked, "Who is Ran Ran?"

Yu Qingchen hugged the pillow very possessively, and didn't speak.

Shao Ran cleared her throat: "Do you like him?"

Yu Qingchen's ears turned red.

Shao Ran said cheekily: "Is your family Ran Ran very good-looking, without flaws?"

Yu Qingchen said in a muffled voice: "It's not very good-looking, it has shortcomings."

Shao Ran: "..."

"Then look at me," Shao Ran raised her face, "Do you think I look like him?"

Yu Qingchen raised his head, gave him a glance, then threw away the pillow without hesitation, and hugged Shao Ran into his arms.

Shao Ran: "..."

"Don't run away," Yu Qingchen held the person's face seriously, dropped a crisp and loud kiss on the tip of the person's nose, and then asked in confusion, "Ran Ran, why is your mouth hardened?"

The corner of Shao Ran's mouth twitched.

As if looking for an answer, Yu Qingchen kissed the man's lips heavily, and then placed a kiss on the tip of the man's nose.

"The mouth is here." Shao Ran was amused, and took the initiative to place a kiss on the lips.

Yu Qingchen finally got his wish and kissed the man's mouth, his eyes were bright, as if he had eaten candy.After getting the sweetness, Yu Qingchen leaned forward again, and then kissed the person... on the tip of the nose without any mistakes.

The tip of the nose was itchy, Shao Ran felt helpless and funny.

"Don't run." Yu Qingchen frowned, pressed his fingers on the man's lips, kissed him seriously, and placed a kiss on the tip of his nose.

He didn't kiss on the mouth again, Yu Qingchen kissed again without getting discouraged, just like being under a curse, a vicious circle.

"So you like to kiss me so much?" Shao Ran pressed his forehead against someone.

"Yeah." Yu Qingchen rubbed his nose with someone, and then found the position of his lips wittily.

Shao Ran tilted her head and said deliberately: "No kiss."

"Why?" Yu Qingchen looked at the person with sad eyes.

Shao Ran knocked on the back of the man's head and asked, "Are you drunk?"

Yu Qingchen thought for a while, then nodded honestly.

Shao Ran: "Don't give kisses to drunkards."

Yu Qingchen immediately said: "Then I'm not drunk."

Shao Ran touched the person's side face and boasted: "The reaction is quite fast."

Yu Qingchen reacted faster, and rubbed his face against the person's hand: "The reward is a kiss."

"No kiss," Shao Ran said with a firm heart, "I will only give a kiss after answering questions."

Hearing this, Yu Qingchen immediately sat down obediently and looked at the person expectantly.

Shao Ran asked, "What's your name?"

"Yu Qingchen." After speaking, she consciously kissed her relative's face.

Shao Ran: "...where do you live?"

"I don't know." Yu Qingchen shook his head, then consciously kissed his relative's face.

Shao Ran raised her eyes: "Really?"

Yu Qingchen's expression remained unchanged: "I don't know."

Shao Ran sighed: "Then how can I go home with you?"

When Yu Qingchen heard the words, he immediately grabbed the man's hand and said impatiently: "My home is in Xiqiu."

Shao Ran: "...what's that place?"

"You said just now that you wanted to go home with me." Yu Qingchen looked at the person with bright eyes.

Shao Ran cleared her throat and changed the subject: "... How many people are there in the family?"

Human beings don't count their words, Yu Qingchen was heartbroken, and lowered his eyes: "I don't know."

Shao Ran asked again: "What do parents do?"

Yu Qingchen muffled: "I don't know."

Shao Ran: "Do you have any brothers or sisters?"

Yu Qingchen was angry: "I don't know!"

"Really," Shao Ran looked at the person and said slowly, "If you don't know, I won't let you kiss."

Yu Qingchen was disheartened, and repeated mechanically: "I don't know."

"If you are determined, just say you don't know?" Shao Ran leaned closer to the person, bent her fingers and scratched the person's chin.

Yu Qingchen: "Well, I don't know."

"Have you ever been in love?" Shao Ran blinked.

"No," Yu Qingchen immediately grabbed the person's hand and explained, "Really not."

Shao Ran: "...Why are you so nervous? I won't be angry."

Yu Qingchen said earnestly: "You will, you are the youngest."

Shao Ran: "..." I have a small stomach, believe it or not, I will hit you!

"Have you ever liked someone else?" Shao Ran cleared her throat, looking generous.

Yu Qingchen grasped the person's hand: "No, never."

"..." Shao Ran pouted, "How old are you?"

Yu Qingchen stretched out ten fingers and said solemnly: "Eighteen."

Shao Ran: "..." Only ghosts believe it.

Shao Ran looked at the person: "Have you really never liked anyone else?"

When Yu Qingchen heard the words, he tightly grasped the person's hand, expressing his loyalty vigorously.

Shao Ran twitched, but he didn't twitch for a long time, so he could only raise the hand they held together, and waved it in front of people's eyes: "Huh?"

Yu Qingchen looked at people innocently: "Aren't you going home with me?"

Shao Ran: "I lied to you."

Hearing this, Yu Qingchen let go of her hand sadly, picked up the pillow silently, and hugged it in her arms.

"Are you angry?" Shao Ran knelt down and looked up at the man's face.

Yu Qingchen turned his head.

Shao Ran leaned over and poked at the person's pillow: "Hello."

Yu Qingchen muffled: "Don't comfort me."

Shao Ran suppressed a smile: "You misunderstood, I mean the pillow is mine."

Yu Qingchen: "..."

Shao Ran tried to grab the pillow, but Yu Qingchen held onto it tightly and would not let anyone take it away no matter what.

"It's too domineering," Shao Ran seized the time to bully others, and accused, "This pillow is obviously mine."

Hearing this, Yu Qingchen pulled the person hard and pulled him into his arms: "You are mine."

"Who said that?" Shao Ran raised her eyebrows, "Why didn't I know?"

Yu Qingchen pursed her lips, as if she had encountered a huge problem, she looked at the person seriously and thought for a long time.

"How do you prove it?" Shao Ran scratched his chin and smirked at him.

Yu Qingchen went to bite the man's neck without saying a word.

Shao Ran: "Hiss—hey, don't hurt yourself—"

Yu Qingchen rubbed the man's neck with the tip of his nose, and coaxed him in a low voice: "Just take a small bite."

Shao Ran was overwhelmed by the voice, and forgot to struggle at the time.

afterwards.

Yu Qingchen kissed his own tooth marks expressionlessly: "Mine."

"I--"

"You are mine now," Yu Qingchen hugged him tightly in his arms, and muffled, "Come home with me?"

Shao Ran: "..." The tooth marks are like a bride price.

"Does it hurt?" Yu Qingchen touched the side of the person's face, and sent the neck towards him, "If it hurts, bite me too."

Shao Ran touched the medal on his neck, rejecting such a barbaric approach.

However, Yu Qingchen strongly urges people to bite him!

Shao Ran: "..." People who get drunk by themselves have to cooperate even when they cry.

Yu Qingchen gently kissed his relatives on the face: "Do you like the love letter I wrote to you?"

"Ah?" Shao Ran was stunned for a moment, "What love letter?"

Yu Qingchen looked at the person sadly.

After being silent for a while, Shao Ran took out the pink envelope and said weakly, "This?"

Yu Qingchen reached out to grab it.

"No," Shao Ran quickly withdrew her hand and said with a smirk, "Isn't it a love letter for me?"

Yu Qingchen: "Anyway, you don't like it."

"Who said that?" Shao Ran smiled, "I like it very much, very talented."

Yu Qingchen looked at the person, and accepted the person's compliment immodestly: "I've checked, when writing a love letter, you should think about the person you like, and write about your mood when you miss him, but I'm not in the mood—— Chirp—”

Before the person finished speaking, Shao Ran held the person's face in his hands, leaned forward and pecked at the corner of the person's mouth.

Yu Qingchen opened his eyes wide, and subconsciously held down the person's head, not wanting to be separated from him.

"No kiss," Shao Ran put her finger on the man's lips, "We'll kiss again after you sober up."

Yu Qingchen shook his head, and said seriously: "I'm sober."

Shao Ran: "..."

Seeing that the person was still very persistent, Yu Qingchen had no choice but to say: "Then don't lie to me, remember to kiss well after you wake up."

After tossing with the drunk for a long time, Shao Ran was sweating all over, and pushed him: "Go to take a bath?"

Yu Qingchen kissed his relatives on the face, put his arms around them: "Don't go, I don't despise you."

Shao Ran coughed lightly: "...to wash together."

Yu Qingchen thought about it for a while, and then refused righteously.

Shao Ran: "..." You idiot.

When Shao Ran came out of the shower and brushed her hair, she was startled by the scene in front of her.

Yu Qingchen squatted on the ground, patiently picked out the watermelon seeds with chopsticks, and the black melon seeds were arranged into a perfect heart shape.

Shao Ran: "..." How boring you are!

"I put it on." Yu Qingchen looked up at the person, his eyes filled with praise.

Shao Ran stroked her forehead, was silent for a long time, and said, "It's pretty."

"I can also do housework." Yu Qingchen, who was delirious, had a strong desire to express himself and was eager to try.

Shao Ran hurriedly stopped him and persuaded: "You already have so many advantages, you don't need to know how to do housework."

Yu Qingchen: "That's good, actually I don't know how to do housework."

Shao Ran rubbed her forehead, whether this person knew what he was talking about.

"Let's discuss something," Shao Ran said calmly, "Why don't you have a good sleep first?"

Yu Qingchen rejected people because he couldn't bear to sleep.

Shao Ran coaxed: "Sleeping is fun."

Yu Qingchen leaned over to kiss the face of his relatives, and criticized seriously: "You are like a child."

Shao Ran: "..." I really want to knock people out and stuff them into a sack and throw them out.

In the end, Shaoran talked all kinds of things, and finally tricked him into bed, but this was the beginning of the nightmare.

Yu Qingchen spoke abruptly from ten o'clock to twelve o'clock without stopping.

"Sleep." Shao Ran dazedly kissed her relative's mouth.

Yu Qingchen was quiet for a while, then stretched out his hand to rub the man's chest: "You don't have chest muscles."

"Yeah." Shao Ran yawned.

Yu Qingchen scratched his stomach: "You don't have abdominal muscles either."

Shao Ran: "Yeah, you are the best."

"Touch me~" Yu Qingchen took the man's hand and stuffed it into his clothes.

Shao Ran scratched symbolically and fell asleep.

"Ran Ran, are you dozing off?" Yu Qingchen raised her hand to pinch the person's nose.

Shao Ran: "Hmm..."

"Then I'll go down and do the housework."

Shao Ran put his legs on the man fiercely: "No."

"Do you want to see the abdominal muscles?" Yu Qingchen leaned over to kiss his relatives' ears, feeling good about himself, "You definitely want to see it, don't you?"

Shao Ran: "Old... son... don't... look..."

"Then what do you want to do?" In the middle of the night, Yu Qingchen's eyes sparkled.

"Sleep." Shao Ran directly covered the person's head with the pillow.

Yu Qingchen enthusiastically said: "Then I will help you undress."

Shao Ran: "..." Why is this person getting more and more energetic!

Feeling that she was stripped down to the bottom of her underwear, Shao Ran finally couldn't bear it anymore and turned on the light.

Yu Qingchen stared blankly at the person: "It's so white."

Shao Ran: "..."

Shao Ran rubbed her forehead, turned on the phone resolutely, and secretly clicked on the recording, ready to record a section, and humiliate this person when he sobered up!

Shao Ran waited for a long time but didn't hear anyone speak again, looking back, she saw Yu Qingchen staring at herself.

Shao Ran: "...eyeballs."

Yu Qingchen blinked, felt that his eyeballs were still there, so he was relieved, and continued to stare at the person.

Shao Ran leaned over to the ear, and said mysteriously, "Say you like me."

Yu Qingchen obediently said: "You like me."

Shao Ran changed her words and said in a low voice, "Say, I like you."

Yu Qingchen happily kissed the man's face, and the sound of the wooden horse was very loud.

Shao Ran: "..."

"Ran Ran, I'm not as white as you." Yu Qingchen lifted his shirt, "Look if you don't believe me."

Shao Ran: "..."

Yu Qingchen looked at the person and reminded implicitly: "I helped you take off your clothes."

Shao Ran squeezed out a smile and said perfunctorily, "Thank you."

Yu Qingchen: "Well, how can you thank me?"

Shao Ran: "..."

Yu Qingchen opened his arms and suggested, "You help me undress, too."

Shao Ran was tired and helped someone unbutton her clothes.

Yu Qingchen: "Don't be shy, you can touch it."

Shao Ran shaved the abdominal muscles as expected.

Yu Qingchen: "You can also praise me."

Everyone talked about this, so Shao Ran had no choice but to say: "The figure is really good."

Yu Qingchen kissed his relatives on the face, and said shamelessly: "You help me take off my pants."

Shao Ran: "..." Tired of pulling down his pants, he glanced at the majestic Xiaochen.

"Go to sleep." Yu Qingchen finally hugged him obediently, and gave him a goodnight kiss.

Shao Ran: "..." He took off his pants and went to sleep, the logic is correct.

Satisfied, Shao Ran turned off the recording, ready to sleep peacefully.

After a while, Yu Qingchen whispered: "Ran Ran, are you asleep?"

Shao Ran was too lazy to talk to people and didn't speak.

Yu Qingchen: "I'm going to do housework."

Shao Ran said decisively: "Didn't sleep!"

"I want to change my ears." Yu Qingchen's body was inexplicably uncomfortable when he touched the human skin.

Shao Ran thought in a daze, what a mess.

Yu Qingchen muffled: "If you ignore me, I will change my ears."

Shao Ran opened her eyes, pretending to be casual and said: "I also have ears."

"It's not the same," Yu Qingchen didn't know what to think of, suddenly hugged him tightly, and said in an aggrieved tone, "Don't despise me."

Shao Ran shook her head: "No."

Yu Qingchen seemed to have made up his mind, and said cautiously: "What kind of animal do you like?"

Shao Ran regained consciousness all of a sudden, and said cautiously, "Cat?"

Yu Qingchen muffled: "I don't like it."

Shao Ran continued to speculate: "Dog?"

Yu Qingchen: "I don't like it."

Shao Ran: "Then what do you like?"

Yu Qingchen said cautiously: "Do you think foxes are cute?"