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Shao Ran looked at the person on the sofa, leaned over and scratched his chin, and sighed from the bottom of his heart: "Why are you so weak?"

Yu Qingchen grabbed the man's wrist, exerted a little force, and made him lie on his chest.

Shao Ran didn't struggle, she lay on the man peacefully, raised her hand to touch the man's forehead, and asked concerned: "Are you motion sick?"

Yu Qingchen shook his head and did not speak.

Shao Ran smiled slyly, teasing people: "If you really get motion sickness, it will lose a lot of fun."

When Yu Qingchen heard the words, he immediately grabbed the person's hand and said sincerely: "It's not particularly dizzy."

Shao Ran: "..." He calmly withdrew his hand.

Yu Qingchen looked at people, trying to make people believe in himself: "So we will not lack of fun."

Shao Ran accidentally remembered the so-called [fun] related to the car, her ears were a little hot, and she calmly got up from the person: "Okay, don't talk about this."

Yu Qingchen was a little disappointed, but silently regained his weakness.

Shao Ran was shocked to see people so freely, and put forward a bold hypothesis: "You didn't faint on purpose so that I could take care of you, right?"

Yu Qingchen pretended not to hear, and squeezed the pillow in his hand.

"Hello!" Shao Ran reached out to snatch the pillow, urging people to answer.

Yu Qingchen hugged the pillow even tighter, and said lightly: "Boring."

"You are the most boring," Shao Ran raised her eyebrows, "You just like my pillow so much?"

Yu Qingchen arrogantly did not admit it.

"Are you weak now?" Shao Ran asked.

Yu Qingchen nodded, looking desperately in need of someone's caress.

Shao Ran smirked: "No ability to resist?"

Yu Qingchen nodded solemnly, looking forward to what humans are about to do to him.

"Oh," Shao Ran sighed faintly, "But we bought a lot of condoms just now."

Yu Qingchen immediately changed his words and said calmly: "It's not particularly weak."

Shao Ran hooked his fingers towards the person, and said seductively: "Get up, let's talk in a whisper~"

Yu Qingchen got up calmly, his arms went limp as soon as he lifted them up, but in order to show that he was not weak, he still stood up firmly.

Shao Ran poked the person with her finger, leaned on the person's ear and said: "This is not weak, who are you kidding?"

Yu Qingchen: "No—"

Shao Ran easily pushed the person down, and lay on top of him again: "Be good, if you mess around like last time, I'll—"

Shao Ran gently unbuttoned him while talking, and said ambiguously, "Do you understand?"

Yu Qingchen had no expression on his face, but he was trying his best to remember how he messed up last time, and was about to do it again, but he couldn't remember it after thinking for a long time.

Shao Ran sees that the person is obedient, and his heart is secretly refreshed. This is the only time this person can let himself be pinched and flattened.

"Listen," Shao Ran cleared her throat, "my family also has rules."

Yu Qingchen opened his mouth: "It's extremely vulgar to blindly follow the trend."

"Oh, whatever you say," Shao Ran said lightly, "First of all, I refuse to accept any bad comments."

Yu Qingchen was dizzy, her head was a little heavy.

"The second point is very important," Shao Ran touched his forehead and said, "You have to say hello to me when you leave, do you hear me?"

I will be in a hurry to disappear without making a sound like last time!

"That's it for the time being," Shao Ran clapped her hands, and slowly got up, "This time it's not serious, so I don't care about it, you can endure it yourself."

Yu Qingchen: "...um."

Shao Ran sorted the things she brought back from the supermarket into the refrigerator, and casually stuffed the boxes of condoms and lubricating oil into the drawer under the TV cabinet.He poured another glass of water and brought it to the man's mouth.

Yu Qingchen said with disgust: "Don't drink."

"Want me to feed you?" Shao Ran said empathetically.

Yu Qingchen held back for a while: "It's okay."

Shao Ran asked concerned: "Like last time?"

Yu Qingchen suppressed the joy in his heart, and gave a faint "hmm".

"Think beautifully." Shao Ran was very indifferent.

Yu Qingchen: "..." Human beings who don't really understand capriciousness.

After a while, Shao Ran fiddled with a small box out of nowhere, and a lot of bottles and jars poured out of it.

Yu Qingchen looked at the pile of strange-smelling things, and had an ominous premonition.

"Which one is the antipyretic?" Shao Ran rubbed her chin, talking to herself, and glanced at the sick person on the sofa from the corner of her eye.

Yu Qingchen: "..."

Shao Ran tried hard to look at the product packaging, chattering incessantly: "This seems to be a painkiller. The anti-fever medicine is combined with anti-inflammatory medicine. The effect should be better."

Yu Qingchen was at a loss, not knowing what humans were going to do to him.

After a while, Shao Ran held a glass of water, squatted beside the person, spread her hands, and said with a smile, "Take medicine."

There are three white unknown substances lying in the palm of the hand, which are round and exude a strange smell.

Yu Qingchen shook his head: "I'm fine, just sleep and I'll be fine."

Shao Ran insisted: "Hurry up."

Yu Qingchen felt weak all over, shrinking into the sofa vigilantly.

"There are still three days to expire, so hurry up and finish it." Shao Ran said flatly.

Yu Qingchen: "..."

"There are no bacteria," Shao Ran smiled softly, "It's so bitter, it's impossible for bacteria to survive."

"Even if there are bacteria," Shao Ran carefully analyzed, comforting people, "Such a small piece, packed with only a million bacteria, three pieces added up to tens of thousands of bacteria, what is there to be afraid of?"

Yu Qingchen wanted to take a bath after hearing that!

"It feels itchy? That's right," Shaoran said slowly, "To be honest, the sofa under you has not been cleaned for several years. There are biscuit bags, water glasses, cans, dirty clothes, etc. on it. etc."

Gritting her teeth, Yu Qingchen struggled to get up, and then lay down again just as she got up.

"And you must not breathe," Shao Ran deliberately teased, "The air quality in my house is not very good. I often don't open the windows, and the sun can't come in all year round. It's cold and humid, and there are a lot of mushrooms growing. It's just a natural bacterial culture. Dish."

The expression on Yu Qingchen's face is ever-changing, black and white.

Shao Ran leaned over, pinched the man's nose, and couldn't help but click tut: "So weak."

"I'll cool you down." He said, stuffing his hands into the man's jacket like a prank.

"Is it comfortable?" Shao Ran smirked, "But I didn't wash my hands."

Yu Qingchen remained expressionless, letting people's hands touch her body.

"Where else do you want me to touch?" Shao Ran scratched her firm abdominal muscles, feeling a sense of accomplishment spontaneously.

Hahahaha, it's so weak, it's sweet when you flirt with it!

"I'm a big bacterium~" Shao Ran slowly approached the person, wanting to admire the person's way of avoiding them in a hurry, but she didn't expect to be imprisoned tightly by the person as soon as she approached, and she didn't break free for a while. "Hey, what are you doing—"

Yu Qingchen pressed the hand on her abdomen with one hand, felt the breath of the person, and felt much more comfortable all over.

Shao Ran twitched, but didn't twitch, so she let someone press her, secretly scratched her abdominal muscles, and said, "Third rule, don't touch me."

Yu Qingchen: "Now you are the one who is doing something to me."

Shao Ran: "Obviously—"

Yu Qingchen interrupted coldly: "Please behave yourself and don't keep touching me."

Shao Ran: "..." The numbness is obviously because you are holding my hand!

Yu Qingchen still remembered the question "Where else do you want me to touch" just now, and replied: "I still want you to touch up."

Shao Ran: "..." Shouldn't it mean touching down?

Shao Ran obediently patted it up. A certain fox was so comfortable that its ears were about to pop out, its tail was about to grow out, and the fur all over its body was twitching.

"...Are you ready?" Shao Ran said weakly.

Yu Qingchen: "No, your sofa is not clean."

Shao Ran said sincerely: "No, my sofa is very clean, I promise, I often sleep on the sofa."

Yu Qingchen said slowly: "But your house is a natural bacterial petri dish, and mushrooms grow."

Shao Ran: "Absolutely not! My house is very sunny and refreshing, and it is impossible for bacteria to survive."

Yu Qingchen: "You struggle, if you break free, I will let you go."

Shao Ran struggled for a long time but did not break free.

"It's so weak." Yu Qingchen's voice rang in his ears, it was exactly the same as what he said just now, even the tone was exactly the same.

Shao Ran: "..." I have never seen such a narrow-minded person in my life!

Yu Qingchen: "I don't take medicine."

Shao Ran immediately said: "Don't take it, I'm teasing you, so I didn't intend to feed you medicine indiscriminately!"

"It's not allowed in the future—" Yu Qingchen thought for a while, swallowed the rest of [Teasing Me], and sniffed at the neck of the person.

Shao Ran was a little unnatural, and pushed the person: "Don't hug me, I didn't take a shower."

Yu Qingchen leaned close to the person, sniffed it fiercely, and didn't dislike it at all.

The warm breath sprayed on her neck, Shao Ran felt a little itchy, and couldn't help moving: "Don't, don't smell it..."

Yu Qingchen held the person's waist: "Don't move."

"..." Shao Ran was a little puzzled after seeing this person who was dizzy when he touched everything, and had no strength when he heard anything. That kind of problem?"

"What's wrong?" Yu Qingchen obviously didn't like this discriminatory derogatory term, lowered his head and sniffed his human again.

Shao Ran dodged subconsciously, and said against her will: "Advantages."

"What kind of advantage is this?" Yu Qingchen was very modest, exuding an air of non-humanity, "it's normal."

Shao Ran: "..."

"It smells bad," Yu Qingchen Gaogui finally let go, "You should go take a shower."

Shao Ran was a little nervous, and tentatively said: "...What about you?"

"I won't go." Yu Qingchen showed disgust, "The water is not clean, there are impurities."

Shao Ran: "..."

"Go ahead," Shao Ran winked at the person, seductively, "The water is indeed not clean, but you can hug me~"

This picture is very evocative when you think about it, isn't it?However, Yu Qingchen hesitated for a while, and refused righteously.

Shao Ran: "..." Stupid.