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Chapter 13 Qualified narrow-minded

"One Hundred and Eight Ways to Capture People's Hearts" is the painstaking work of the old goat in the demon world.The goat is well-informed and knowledgeable, and has specialized in the study of human psychology for thousands of years.

It is mentioned in the book that human beings are capricious creatures with high IQ and complex emotions.There are many famous sayings in the human world that can summarize the essence of human beings, such as "everyone has the love of beauty", and "food is the most important thing for the people".

This book classifies human beings in a fairly detailed manner, with sharp viewpoints, and it can be called a guide to human beings.This book is not scary, and humans are not scary, what is scary is——

Yu Qingchen just opened this book by accident, and then his mind was full of Shao Ran.Every time he saw a sentence, he unconsciously took Shao Ran to his seat, and couldn't stop reading it.

Shao Ran is also very smart... well, it's a bit complicated, does he really think so?Shao Ran also changes constantly, making people confused. Shao Ran also likes all kinds of strange food from the human world, and Shao Ran is also very...

When Yu Qingchen thought of Shao Ran for the nth time, and curled his lips reservedly, he finally realized that something was wrong with him.

"Love! Ah, beautiful love!" The screenwriter stood in front of the window, holding the copy of "Shooting the Men Who Have Been Su Zongtian for Thousands of Years", and sighed with tears in his eyes.

Yu Qingchen was confused, closed his eyes, and stubbornly thought that he just needed that person's energy too much.

In order not to frighten the human beings and successfully complete the filming task, Kong Daoqian urged him to hold back and not show his feet.

"Control yourself well." The director cleared his throat, and looked at the big cameraman warningly while speaking.

Brother Centipede kicked his heart, and was so scared that he lost an arm!Afterwards, under the condemning eyes of all the monsters, he silently put his arm on.

So fragile, I feel helpless.

The big cameraman is a fragile centipede, and when he is happy, his hands are flying all over the sky, which is very spectacular.When I'm upset, I like to pull my arm. The arm is not very strong, and it will fall down with a little tug.

The screenwriter is an elegant white swan, holding a copy of "Shakespeare's Collected Works" every day, lamenting that Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai are so pitiful on both sides of the Milky Way!

The makeup artist is a beautiful butterfly spirit, exuding a strong choking fragrance all over her body, for fear that others will not know that she is a butterfly spirit.

The extras are of the chipmunk family, and have no faults other than being afraid of cats.

The lighting engineer is a romantic firefly, who can change the color, brightness, and luster of the light at will, and is responsible for creating a romantic atmosphere.

……

Today's filming is relatively simple.The two protagonists sat side by side, and the air was quiet.

Shao Ran gently leaned on the man's shoulder.It was fragrant, soft and docile, and Yu Qingchen's body froze.

Shao Ran bent her eyes and looked into the distance earnestly. The sunlight fell on her delicate face, coupled with the exaggerated flower petals of the crew, it was unexpectedly beautiful.

Yu Qingchen's face turned hot, and the fox's ears popped out.

The camera next to him immediately mouthed to the person: ears.

Yu Qingchen retracted his ears calmly.

Shao Ran tilted her head and smiled at the person, with bright lips and bright teeth, and picturesque eyebrows.

Yu Qingchen endured for a long time before his ears popped out, but he forgot what the lines were.

In short, during the whole filming, Yu Qingchen was distracted and showed his fox ears frequently, scaring the whole crew up and down.

Shao Ran is in very good condition today, although the colorful lights and flying petals have affected his performance.But after all, he is a professional. After passing the audition, he succeeded in blinding everyone's eyes.

Director Kong was very excited and praised him for hours!

... Shao Ran politely thanked her, and sat at the side flipping through the script with great interest, not even knowing when Yu Qingchen was sitting next to her.

"Hey, look at this," Shao Ran flipped through two pages of the script, as if she had discovered something interesting, and shared it with others seriously, "everytime we love each other, and we rest late at night."

Yu Qingchen: "..."

"The fox's desire must be particularly strong," Shao Ran showed a wretched smile, "The little scholar is a mortal, and he must not be able to stand the hungry nine-tailed fox."

Yu Qingchen corrected him patiently: "The nine-tailed fox is noble and dignified, and has no such desire."

"..." Shao Ran said quietly, "That's really wronging the little scholar, the little scholar must be very lonely, empty and dissatisfied."

Yu Qingchen: "How do you know?"

"Common sense, this is common sense," Shao Ran sighed, "Then conflicts arose, relationships broke down, and they became passers-by. The ending was tragic, and the sea changed, and each of them started a family."

Yu Qingchen frowned slightly: "So serious?"

"Well," Shao Ran said seriously, "if Nine-Tailed Fox is really as cold as you said."

Yu Qingchen remained expressionless: "A superficial human being."

"It sounds superficial and one-sided, but if you calm down and think about it carefully, is this the truth?"

Yu Qingchen was a little displeased: "No, abstinence is a virtue."

Shao Ran: "...Why are you so excited? I didn't mention you."

Yu Qingchen remained expressionless: "I'm not agitated."

Shao Ran: "..."

"Where's your tail?" Shao Ran's hands were a little itchy, and he couldn't find the human tail after searching for a long time.

Yu Qingchen said seriously: "Don't touch your tail casually."

"Why?" Shao Ran looked indifferent, "I also touched my big hair's tail."

When Yu Qingchen heard this, his expression became even more expressionless, and he kept his distance from others calmly, without saying a word for a long time.

Shao Ran was not affected in the slightest, and entertained himself by flipping through the script, while thinking about the Eighteen Prohibition issues between the little scholar and the nine-tailed fox.

Suddenly thought of something, Shao Ran moved towards the person, poked him, and said with a smirk: "Let's discuss a question."

With a sullen face, Yu Qingchen distanced herself from others: "I'm not free right now."

Shao Ran didn't care about these things, she moved over unrelentingly, stood next to the person, and said in a low voice: "What do you think they will do?"

Yu Qingchen: "..."

"Very strong~" Shao Ran smirked.

Yu Qingchen was a little unnatural, and said in a low voice: "No."

"Yes," Shao Ran winked at the man, with a wicked look, "The little scholar pressed Nine-Tailed Fox and asked him to change his tail or something, and bullied Nine-Tailed Fox until his eyes turned red."

Yu Qingchen looked at the person quietly.

Shao Ran: "...doesn't that sound interesting?"

Yu Qingchen withdrew his gaze, looked at the front blankly, and spit out three words: "I don't know."

You can try.

Everyone gathered together in a hurry, and had a serious meeting around "Why Your Highness has ears popping out frequently recently".

The air is very quiet and the atmosphere is very dignified. Everyone is holding their breath and staring ahead.

Everyone searched all the bestsellers in the demon world, combined with their own experience, and agreed that His Highness is too weak and urgently needs that human spirit!

But the biggest problem is that their cold Highness definitely disdains to have intimate contact with Shao Ran.The night of the full moon is approaching, if you don't absorb the essence of human beings, His Highness will suffer more and more!

All the monsters rested their chins on their heads and brainstormed together, feeling that the burden on their shoulders was heavy!In the end, all the claws fell out, and the hair was all bald. Finally, a food strategy for human beings was formulated.

The strategy is watertight, foolproof, and carries the hearts of all monsters.

Shao Ran has always felt that something is wrong these days, and everyone in the crew is a little too attentive.

For example, Shao Ran inexplicably received many... presents, including a small bunch of neatly bundled grass, a colorful peacock feather, and a bunch of unknown little things.

Several group performers watched him secretly and wiped away a few tears.

The screenwriter always recites poems in front of himself, "Men are inherently mortal, or they are heavier than Mount Tai, or lighter than a feather".

... There is a feeling of going on the road, in short, it is very scary.

In fact, Yu Qingchen has not been in a very good mood these past few days, because of a certain man named "Da Mao".Yu Qingchen, as a qualified narrow-minded and bored gourd, silently went on a hunger strike!Didn't drink dew for days!

Yu Qingchen flipped through the book "One Hundred and Eight Ways to Capture People's Heart" irritably, and when he saw the words "rain and dew evenly", "spare tire", "flower heart" and other words in the book, his tail turned black.

The demons were frightened by His Highness's aura, and thought to themselves, it's too scary, and they have to implement the plan quickly.

The plan is this: In a sealed space where you can't see your fingers, the fox demon who lacks energy and the human who has lost the ability to resist—?It's wonderful to think about it!

Cartilage powder sounds vulgar and uninspired, but!Seeing monsters is scary, the effect is amazing, just smelling it can make you stiff for ten days!Director Kong easily tricked Shao Ran, who had suffered from cartilage powder, into his room, closed the door, locked the lock, and did it in one go.

"What's the matter?" All the monsters rushed up and surrounded the director.

Director Kong showed a smile, hiding his achievements and fame.

"And I secretly put a book in Your Highness's room." The director pretended to be profound and kept it a secret.

All the demons showed great face, and the coordinator looked confused: "What book?"

The director smiled slightly: ""How to Eat Humans Elegantly", steamed, fried, cold salad..."

The demons rubbed their paws, sucking and sucking.

In the room, Yu Qingchen opened the book casually, glanced at it, and frowned.

Rear X, riding X, six X?

The author has something to say: Happy reading~(≧▽≦)~

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