Take a look at that glamorous Kyuubi-kun

Odd numbers like it, even numbers don't like it.

Yu Qingchen was thoughtful, staring at the delicate and innocent flower in front of her, her eyes darkened.

The petals began to fall slowly, one after another, Yu Qingchen counted in his heart: one, two, three,...

Soon, the branches were bare, and there were few petals left, Yu Qingchen was inexplicably nervous: Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen——

"I'm coming!" Shao Ran hurried in, bending over and panting heavily.

Yu Qingchen's gaze was involuntarily attracted by someone, and when he recovered, he suddenly forgot where to count.

Shao Ran nodded to everyone, walked quickly to Yu Qingchen's side, and secretly poked people with her elbow. Although her voice was very low, she could still hear the displeasure in it: "Are you so happy that I am late?"

Yu Qingchen's face was calm: "I didn't."

"Don't quibble," Shao Ran said heartbroken, "I can see clearly, you just hooked the corners of your mouth!"

Yu Qingchen moved the corner of his mouth unnaturally.

Shao Ran began to question the teacher: "I didn't wake me up when I fell asleep, and I just left by myself. Has your loyalty been eaten by dogs?"

Yu Qingchen: "Sorry."

"I don't accept it," Shao Ran curled her lips, "Remember to say hello when you leave in the future."

Yu Qingchen opened his mouth: "When we leave later?"

"That's right," Shao Ran smirked and said with confidence, "I've always used words very well. There will be a next time, do you dare to bet?"

Yu Qingchen: "..."

Shao Ran poked at the person, meaningfully: "What are you doing hiding in the corner?"

Yu Qingchen remained expressionless, and unhurriedly deleted the memory of "counting petals determines love and hate" in his mind.

Seeing people like this, Shao Ran committed an old habit, and said without hesitation: "There are so many people, take it easy in public places~"

Yu Qingchen turned around and left with dignity, refusing to be molested.

"Hey, don't go, are you getting angry?" Shao Ran deliberately teased people behind her back.

Yu Qingchen quickened his pace, inexplicably remembered the phrase "meeting him and wanting to escape" in his mind, so he stopped abruptly, and returned to the original place in a regular manner, expressionless, very confident at first glance, never guilty conscience.

Shao Ran: "..."

The rest of the petals fell down, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, just to make an odd number.

"Bewitched?" Shao Ran reached out to touch the man's forehead.

Yu Qingchen dodged habitually, but then remembered the phrase "escape theory", so he resolutely controlled his head.

Shao Ran's hands were in the air, obviously frightened by the strange behavior.

In order to show that he is not guilty, Yu Qingchen even took the initiative to send his forehead to the palm of the person, and rubbed it expressionlessly.

Shao Ran finally couldn't help shivering, and quickly withdrew her hand.

It's terrible to suddenly play cards out of common sense!

"The scenes to be filmed today may be a little difficult." The director looked serious.

Shao Ran cooperated with others and made a serious expression.

"I know this may be a bit difficult," the director patted Shao Ran on the shoulder, speaking earnestly, "But for the sake of the overall situation, I hope you can bear it."

After thinking for two seconds, Shao Ran asked, "Sex scene?"

Director Kong shook his head.

"That's—" Shao Ran blinked, "Naked scene?"

Director Kong clutched his chest and told the cruel truth: "You were chased to the edge of the cliff by a boa constrictor."

Shao Ran: "...Oh."

"Aren't you afraid?" The director was surprised.

"What's there to be afraid of?" Shao Ran was really puzzled.

Rich theoretical experience tells Shao Ran that the boa constrictor is a post-production special effect.As long as you pretend that there is a snake behind you, run and scream, panic, stumble, and finally wait to be rescued by Yu Qingchen.

But aren't you humans all afraid of this beast?The director remembered the book "Strategy of Humanity" he read when he first came to the world, and the more he thought about it, the more worried he became: "If you are afraid, we can cancel this scene."

Shao Ran said sharply: "It's very simple, I really can."

"But," the director hesitated, telling what he was really worried about, "that snake has thick wrists."

"What's a wrist?" Shao Ran exuded confidence, "Even if it's as thick as a bucket, it won't interfere with my acting skills."

The director patted Shao Ran on the shoulder appreciatively. Sure enough, the times are developing and human beings are progressing. The "Human Raiders", which is popular in the demon world, is outdated.

When passing by, Yu Qingchen said lightly: "If you are afraid, don't be brave."

"The grandson is afraid!" Shao Ran contemptuously gave him a little thumbs up.

Yu Qingchen: "Boring."

Shao Ran swore: "If I get scared, it will be your grandson."

Yu Qingchen looked up at the person, expressionless: "Don't take advantage of me."

"!!!" Shao Ran gritted her teeth angrily.

In the open space, the scholar was walking forward with a basket on his back, wiping the sweat from his forehead from time to time.

Suddenly there was a swishing sound from the bushes beside the road.The scholar didn't notice this, and still hurried on his way.

The swishing sound became louder and louder, reaching the ears a little strangely, and even the ground shook slightly.Suddenly the bushes moved, and a big snake with thick wrists jumped out of it, hissing and spitting out its core.

The little scholar froze for a moment, took a few steps back in panic, said "ah", turned around and ran away in a staggering manner.

Shao Ran thought while running, this special effect is too realistic, almost thought it was a real snake.

Humans are too slow, and the big snake also slowed down for the sake of the plot, but it still quickly bit Shao Ran's robe that was dragged on the ground.

Shao Ran was tripped, dragged her legs and shrank back, fearfully said: "Don't, don't come here..."

The big snake who was invited to act as a role model was very excited for the first time, and rushed to Shao Ran, spitting out the blood-red snake core, and leaned closer to see what the legendary human looked like.

Shao Ran: "..." Numbness, it really looks like it.

The big snake is drooling crazily, this human is really fragrant! !But the director said, this human being belongs to His Highness, so don't touch it!The big snake could only drooling.

Shao Ran closed her eyes in fear, tried her best to shrink back, and acted with great concentration: "Don't come over—"

Human beings are so cute, and the big snake was dissatisfied that he was about to receive a lunch box. In order to express his love for human beings, he happily spit out the snake core and rubbed it against the tip of the human nose.

wet! ! ! !Shao Ran's heart skipped a beat, and the screen was flooded by these two words and a long string of exclamation points in her mind!

"Hiss~" The big snake shyly twisted its body, trying to make a good impression on humans.

Clear patterns, twisting body, spitting cores, ferocious triangular head... It seems that something exploded in Shao Ran's head!

"Ahhh!!" Shao Ran was no longer in the mood to pretend that her foot was injured, she got up and ran away.

Damn it seems to be true! !Tears streamed down Shao Ran's face, the wind was blowing under his feet, and he ran fast.

The big snake leisurely chased after it, and the plot continued.

"Help! There's a snake! A real snake!!" Shao Ran didn't know where the director's camera was hidden, so she could only shout into the air.

Humans ran too slowly, and the big snake accidentally entangled Shao Ran's legs and tripped him.

Shao Ran clearly felt her legs being entangled, and slowly, the entanglement became tighter and tighter, and a huge snake head appeared in front of her.

Shao Ran pinched her own hand hard, to make sure that she was even more frightened after dreaming, goosebumps all over her body.

The big snake vomited out the snake core innocently and romantically, and the beautiful picture of chasing each other in the sea of ​​flowers with human beings came to mind.

Shao Ran broke out in a cold sweat, feeling such real fear for the first time.

Seeing that the human beings didn't seem very happy, the big snake opened his mouth and smiled at the human beings, expressing that he was just a trick and had no malicious intentions.

With a bloody mouth that could swallow his own head directly, Shao Ran's face was pale, his mind was in chaos, his throat seemed to be blocked, and he couldn't make any sound.

At a critical moment, Yu Qingchen descended from the sky.Shao Ran's eyes lit up, and the little flame in his heart was rekindled, and he looked at people for help, just like looking at a hero shrouded in golden light!

Seeing that His Highness's complexion was not good, the big snake didn't care about communicating with the lovely humans, so he ran away with his tail between his legs, disappeared after a while, and planned to brag about his experience with other monsters after returning to the demon world.

Tears welled up in Shao Ran's eyes, and he wanted to rush into the man's arms, but his body was weak and he couldn't move.

"Card!" the director said.

Shao Ran who escaped from Shekou: "..." I was scared to death, why are you kidding me?

The director was in a good mood and patted the man on the shoulder: "Good performance, hard work!"

Shao Ran's legs were still weak, and her whole body was dizzy and foggy.

When resting, Shao Ran was wrapped in a quilt, shivering, and her upper and lower teeth kept fighting.

Yu Qingchen: "..."

"You, you, you mean, that that is a fake snake?" Shao Ran took the hot water, her hands shaking non-stop.

Yu Qingchen did not answer, but stated a fact: "You are scared."

"I swear it's definitely a real snake! That pattern, that snake core, that touch," Shao Ran had goosebumps all over her body, "I'm sure I won't be able to sleep tonight after rubbing it!"

Yu Qingchen said lightly: "You are scared."

Shao Ran grabbed the man's sleeve, talking endlessly: "You don't know the situation at that time, you don't know how ferocious the snake is, he even opened his mouth at me!!!"

Yu Qingchen: "You're scared."

Shao Ran was very excited: "Do you still have sympathy?! When are you still struggling with this problem?"

Yu Qingchen looked at the person and said word by word: "You are scared."

Shao Ran couldn't bear it anymore: "I'm scared! What's wrong! It's normal to be afraid!"

"Nothing," Yu Qingchen reminded unhurriedly, "What did you say?"

"Ah?" Shao Ran pretended to be stupid.

Yu Qingchen bent down and leaned close to the person's ear: "If you're scared, it's me—"

Shao Ran: "..." paralyzed.

Yu Qingchen looked at the person.

Shao Ran rubbed her nose and smiled dryly: "How can I take advantage of you?"

Yu Qingchen said generously: "It's okay."

Shao Ran would never let herself fall into such a passive position, she rolled her eyes and said, "Otherwise, I'll take advantage of it?"

Yu Qingchen waited for someone to continue talking.

Shao Ran joked with others: "Do you lack a boyfriend?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he was inexplicably embarrassed, Shao Ran wanted to bite off his tongue, and quickly changed the subject: "It was so scary just now, I almost thought that I was going to dedicate my life to the noble acting career, and I even made up my will."

Yu Qingchen didn't speak.

Shao Ran poked at the person and reminded: "At this time, you should comfort me and make me feel warm."

Yu Qingchen thought for a while and said, "Que."

Shao Ran: "..."