Take a look at that glamorous Kyuubi-kun

Shao Ran hesitated for a while, and wrote down two words in the column of "race": Human.

"This is the management regulation of our crew, please read it carefully." The man in suits and ties handed over a document.

Looking at the strange regulations on the paper, Shao Ran faintly felt that he had fallen into a pit.

Rule [-]: It is forbidden to bring cats, snakes, tigers, lions and other creatures into the crew.

Article [-]: It is forbidden to eat any processed, special-smelling, or strange-colored food in the crew.

Article [-]: Restrain the love for the male lead, and cannot enter the male lead's special rest room for any reason.

Rule [-]: Be ready to sacrifice yourself at any time.

Article [-]: Pay attention to harmony, and work together to build a crew with a clean heart and awe-inspiring spirit.

Rule [-]: Follow orders, don't ask why.

"Also," the man handed Shao Ran a stack of documents, "I hope you can study this important document carefully."

Looking at the thick stack of materials, Shao Ran felt a little dizzy.

"For convenience," the suit brother said empathetically, "let me summarize the main content for you."

""About the Honorable Director" has ten precautions, can you memorize all of them?"

"...Yes." There are only ten items.

""About the Honorable Crew Staff" also has ten precautions, can you memorize them by heart?"

"Yes." There are only twenty items in total.

""About the Noble Male Protagonist" has 340 and five precautions, can you recite them backwards?"

"..." Shao Ran thought for a while and said seriously, "Can I leave?"

"Hello, welcome to join our crew!" The man in the suit grabbed the man's hand without saying a word, his enthusiasm was so uncontrollable, "My surname is Kong, you can call me Director Kong."

Shao Ran glanced at the book "About the Honorable Director" in his hand, and seriously suspected that the director himself named it.

"Do you know your role?" Director Kong asked.

Shao Ran bit the bullet and said, "A poor scholar."

"Then you must know the main content of the script, right?"

Shao Ran spoke with difficulty: "...the past and present lives of the down-and-out scholar and the Nine-Tailed Fox."

"Although this is the case, I hope you understand that there is a pure friendship between the down-and-out scholar and the nine-tailed fox." Director Kong paused for a moment and said seriously, "Our crew refuses to be gay!"

Shao Ran: "..."

It was definitely a surprise that Shao Ran took this role.At that time, the bad friend begged himself hard, saying that this was the wish of a literary and art director with terminal cancer, poor life, persistence in dreams and feelings.As soon as Shao Ran's heart softened, she agreed in a muddleheaded way.

But looking at Dao Kong's energetic appearance, Shao Ran knew he had been tricked.

Director Kong continued: "Although there will be some difficulties, I still hope that you can work hard to resist the charm of the hero. Don't be nympho and drooling at Mr. Yu, and you can't stare at him for more than ten seconds."

Shao Ran: "..."

"As you can see," Director Kong introduced enthusiastically while leading the way, "Our crew is magnificent, the staff are all top-notch, and all kinds of hardware facilities are first-class."

The wind of the strong cottage is blowing, the equipment is almost simple, the lights of the exaggerated nightclub quality are constantly changing, things like snowflakes are flying all over the sky, and there are so many extras as if they don’t need money.

Shao Ran mourned for herself for two seconds.

The hot-tempered Director Kong didn't know where he was going in the blink of an eye. Shao Ran was a little bored to be alone, and casually opened the book "About the Noble Hero", and was surrounded by a full page with gold borders. The official script was frightened.

Fortunately, there is a vernacular translation later.

All in all, the first half of the book spared no effort to praise the hero's noble life experience, stunning appearance, noble character, and perfection.

The second half of the book lists some fresh and refined habits of the male protagonist, such as being unable to bear any colored food, once smelling vulgar food, he will feel dizzy, weak all over, and may faint in severe cases.

Shao Ran: "..." I just want to know how people who do this live to such an old age.

Shao Ran complained while watching, heheed that noble hero countless times in her heart, and suddenly heard the sound of swallowing.

The young man of fifteen or sixteen was tilting his head, staring at the book without blinking.

Feeling that Shao Ran was looking at him, the man said excitedly: "You are also our palace—Mr. Yu's admirer?"

"Me too," before Shaoran could answer, the man looked down with a nympho and shyly said, "I have to read it every night~"

Shao Ran: "..."

"Hi, my name is Hua Xiaosu, I'm a group performer," one person said excitedly, "Our whole family is a group performer!"

Shao Ran: "..." I don't quite understand this enthusiasm for group performances.

"What about you? What are you?"

Shao Ran introduced herself politely.

"Shao Ran?" Hua Xiaosu's eyes lit up, "You are that delicious Shao Ran?"

Shao Ran: "..."

Shao Ran thought about it, and thought that the person might be hungry, so she took out a box from her pocket, opened the box and took out a piece of chocolate.

Hua Xiaosu stared at the box without blinking, and when she saw the flat black cat-shaped thing in the box, her face immediately turned pale, and she screamed, "Ah! There's a cat! The cat is here! The cat is here!"

Screams resounded throughout the crew, and all the extras fled in all directions in an instant. The scene was shaken, dust was flying, and it was in chaos.

Shao Ran: "..."

The screenwriter was lying on a chair beside him, obsessively holding a copy of "Ninety-Nine Kinds of Mary Su Classic Plots", immersed in it, unable to extricate himself.This restlessness from the outside world has no effect on him at all.

The poor director stood on the table, struggling to maintain order on the scene, but to no avail.The scene was getting more and more chaotic, the voice was boiling, and Director Kong was so anxious that he was about to turn on the screen!

The scene manager was very excited when he saw the chaotic scene. When he got excited, he couldn't help pulling off one of his arms. He looked down for a long time but couldn't find it, so he had to secretly grow another one.

The camera brother was holding the camera at this time, unable to move his hands, he had to scratch his butt with his third hand, scratch his head with his fourth hand, and complacently made a V with his fifth hand, and by the way used his sixth hand to touch the ground. chair up.

The extras hid under the chairs under the table and stared at Shao Ran vigilantly.How could there be a cat!Still so small!Black!Scared to death!

Shao Ran: "..." Calmly put the chocolate in his mouth.

The extras hugged each other in fright: "Ahhh! He ate the cat!"

The deafening screams reached Shao Ran's ears, and Shao Ran's eardrums were almost shattered.

The scene was out of control for a while, and the dust was flying.

"It's so noisy." An impatient voice came from behind, with the laziness and magnetism of just waking up.

The scene was instantly quiet as if it had been sedated.

The visitor was tall and tall, his whole face was as handsome and delicate as if it had been carefully carved, his obsidian-like eyes were calm, without a trace of warmth in his eyes, his thin lips were tightly pursed, his short black hair was hanging down casually, and his attire was lazy and comfortable, but Gives a sense of superior oppression.

Oh, Shao Ran calmly glanced at the tail behind that person, presumably this is the male protagonist who is so hypocritical that there is no one before or after.

Everyone looked at His Highness who was awakened, and felt very happy.In his lifetime, he could actually hear His Highness's sexy voice when he just woke up.

Rounding it up is to be hugged and slept by His Highness!

The daily life of the crew members is to gossip about their Highness Nine Tails.Their highness is so beautiful that everyone is angry with everyone, and they are so beautiful that they have no desires and desires. They don't have any unscientific emotions at all, such as sadness, anger, ecstasy, jealousy, and there is no vulgar and unscientific thing like estrus.

In the eyes of fans, their Highnesses are fastidious rather than picky, rigorous rather than mean, cold and dignified rather than difficult to get along with, and not allergic to everything!

Yu Qingchen looked up at the person, and said calmly, "Are you that human?"

Shao Ran didn't hear what the man said, but she still smiled friendly.

"Keep quiet, don't wake me up." Yu Qingchen dropped a word, turned around and left.

After walking a few steps, someone grabbed his tail.

Yu Qingchen paused, frowning slightly.

The scene fell into a strange silence, and everyone held their breath and watched the changes.

"The tail is dirty." Shao Ran kindly clapped the tail in his hand.

The scene became even quieter.

As we all know, His Highness is obsessed with cleanliness, and he hates being touched by the tail.

In fact, Shao Ran wanted to help remove the dust from the tail, but the tail feels so good, soft and cotton, and the fluff is very warm. Shao Ran's mind was flustered, and she couldn't bear to take back her hand for a while, sighing inwardly, the feel of this prop It's so good, and decided to buy the same style as a baby warmer.

Shao Ran stared at the man's tail, and couldn't help pulling the hair on it.

Yu Qingchen's expression changed.

"The acting skills are really good," Shao Ran felt the tail shaking, and sighed, "I almost thought it grew on you."

All the demons unanimously lit a candle in their hearts for this daring human being.

"The color is pure and shiny," Shao Ran rubbed her tail and sighed sincerely, "it's also good in elasticity."

Yu Qingchen endured it, didn't care about humans, just flicked his tail a little.

"Don't move," Shao Ran said the truth without holding back, "Let me warm my hands for a while."

Yu Qingchen's face sank like water.

Shao Ran tugged, rubbed, pinched, pinched, and had a great time.

Yu Qingchen... a little hurt.

"It's just that the size is not uniform," Shao Ran analyzed seriously, "Don't you think this one is too thin? It affects the beauty."

Yu Qingchen raised his eyebrows, waiting for someone to continue with a good temper.

Shao Ran continued: "The hair in some places is too soft and not heroic, and the hair in some places is too messy and not energetic, which will affect your overall temperament."

Yu Qingchen was very calm, no emotion could be seen on his face.

"And this white is too pure, not resistant to dirt, and it looks very monotonous. Don't you think that more colors will have a sense of hierarchy, space, and thickness?" Shao Ran rubbed the fur in her hand and shook her head to comment, " Although it is amazing at first glance, it is actually difficult to watch.”

Yu Qingchen finally turned around and looked at the hand on his tail, just like looking at bacteria, viruses and microorganisms.

Finally moved his eyes to the large bacterial virus microbe that kept slandering his tail.

"It's all gone." Yu Qingchen said lightly.

The onlookers immediately dispersed after hearing the words, what to do, pretending to be very busy, but secretly glanced to this side, especially wanting to offer the leather whip hidden at the bottom of the box.

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