Hit the yin and yang road

Chen Yang: "Our branch has two places, right?"

"Three." Ma Shanfeng corrected.

Chen Yang counted and found that three places were too much.He said: "It seems that I am the only one who needs a quota. Lao Kou participated in the past years, and I don't need it. I don't need it for Taoism, and Xiaoli doesn't need it when I go back to Maoshan. The rest of Lu Xiuzhi shouldn't need a quota. I feel that I can do it too."

Ma Shanfeng: "It's not very good. You have to show some face, all going through the back door will irritate others."

Chen Yang glanced at the two people who came from the General Bureau, and pushed Du Shuo who was still drinking with his elbow: "People in your bureau, won't you fight for it?" Looking back while speaking, he found that Du Shuo had drunk almost half a bottle of white wine. He was so scared that he quickly grabbed the wine bottle: "Did you drink so much at the beginning?"

Du Shuo took a few sips and said, "It's only half a bottle. They also drank it." He also pointed to Ma Shanfeng and Lu Xiuzhi, who had a half glass of white wine in front of them.Ma Shanfeng moved his mouth towards Aunt Ma, implying that his wife would not dare to drink too much in front of him.Lu Xiuzhi didn't make any small gestures, he only used his actions to show that he prefers iced bayberry wine to liquor.

Chen Yang confiscated the remaining half bottle of white wine: "I will supervise you to drink, and you are not allowed to drink too much."

Du Shuo was silent for a moment: "Okay, I'll listen to you." He could only slowly drink the remaining half glass of white wine in his hand.Chen Yang pointed to the two people from the General Administration, motioning for him to answer the previous question.To this, Du Shuo's answer seemed quite indifferent: "Even a small 'roadblock' needs to take a shortcut, which shows that the strength is weak. If you don't have the strength and don't put your mind on the right path, it would be a shame to go there."

Chen Yang clapped his hands: "Strict." Turning his head, he said to Ma Shanfeng, "Everyone is going to Tianshi Mansion this time, and Kui Xuan and Ji Jiang are also going together. Uncle Ma and Aunt Ma, are you two going?"

Ma Shanfeng, who originally wanted to refuse, agreed when he heard that Kui Xuan wanted to follow.After agreeing, he thought of Kaixuan's studies again: "Do you want to ask for leave?"

"Rather than saying that Kaixuan is going to school now, it's better to say that he is going to start a gang." Chen Yang glanced at Kaixuan, who was fighting for food with Big Fatty, and who was also very happy: "Don't think that I don't know that teachers are coming to you. The students in her entire grade, especially the thorns, are called Boss Kuixuan. The gangsters who have just arrived in the neighborhood all have to worship the pier in front of her, and it has become a custom."

Ma Shanfeng smiled mischievously: "The children are playing around."

Chen Yang has given up hope for Ma Shanfeng's blind doting: "Take a week off and treat it as a trip."

Ma Shanfeng ran to discuss with Aunt Ma, and Aunt Ma was fine if she was free, and if she didn't go, she would not see Kai Xuan for at least a week, so she agreed.As for Ji Jiang, it doesn't matter, she was walking outside earlier, she is very familiar with Yangjian, and she also has an ID card.

When Kai Xuan heard about it, he asked the other Mao Zang if they could follow, but Kou Xuanling said, "They have too many white hairs, so it's not easy to hide their identities."

Chen Yang: "How about buying some hair removal products? Mao Xiaoli shaves their hair once before, and it can last for a night. Just buy more hair removal products."

Kou Xuanling: "I don't have an ID card."

Chen Yang slapped his head: "That's right, it's troublesome without an ID card. It will take time to do it now, so I can't make it in time."

A few Mao Zong said that it doesn't matter if they don't go, and just stay in the branch to watch the house.They themselves don't like to go to crowded places, especially when they think of crowded places like trains and high-speed rails, they are even more afraid.

Chen Yang said to a few Mao Zong: "Then trouble you to take care of the branch office."

Mao Zong waved his hand to show that he was not troublesome.Afterwards, Chen Yang took Ma Shanfeng's cell phone and fell into deep thought after reading the message sent by the Taoist Association.Kou Xuanling moved his head closer, looking at the message with a thoughtful expression.

Du Shuo glanced at the two of them, took advantage of Chen Yang's inattention and drank the white wine in the wine glass in one go, then took out an unopened bottle of white wine from the back of the box at his feet, unscrewed it very quickly, poured half of the glass and twisted it Put the cap on the bottle and hide the liquor back.The whole process took no more than 1 minute, but Dushuo was calm and orderly throughout the whole process, which shows that he did not do much in normal times.

Chen Yang felt something in his heart and looked towards Du Shuo, looked at Lao Du's calm appearance, and then looked at the wine glass in his hand, his eyes were sharp.Turning to Kaixuan, he said, "Kaixuan, lend me your ruler."

Kui Xuan: "Oh, good." Her small schoolbag happened to be not far away, and she ran over to take out the ruler and handed it to Chen Yang.

Chen Yang took the ruler and leaned over to measure the wine glass in Shuo's hand.Du Shuo raised his wine glass to avoid it: "Chen Xiaoyang, as for?"

"Why not? Do you know how dangerous it is to drink half a bottle of white wine within half an hour? You used to drink a few bottles at similar parties like this before. You didn't get alcohol poisoning because you were in better health than ordinary people. Do you understand self-cultivation?" Chen Yang Stretch out your hand: "Take it here and let me measure it. Why do I feel that there is more than what I saw just now?"

"Illusion." Du Shuo's eyebrows twitched, "I haven't reached the age of self-cultivation yet."

Chen Yang: "Oh."

The emperor immediately wanted to take Chen Xiaoyang, who had learned to sneer, back into his room to let him know if he had reached the age for self-cultivation, but Chen Yang's attitude was too firm, so he had no choice but to hand over the cup in his hand and let him measure it.

Seeing this, Kou Xuanling also looked at Lu Xiuzhi, who held up the iced bayberry wine and smiled softly.Kou Xuanling: "Good boy."

Ma Shanfeng hastened to express his loyalty: "I have been drinking tea to relieve my boredom, and I rarely touch fruit wine." Aunt Ma didn't turn her head, and sneered: "You dare to drink in front of me." Ma Shanfeng shut his mouth tightly and refused to be courteous. Yes, he dared not.

Chen Yang put the ruler on the table after measuring, without saying how many milliliters.Picking up Ma Shanfeng's cell phone again, he said, "Uncle Ma, later you send this message to the group, so that everyone can download a death counter app."

Ma Shanfeng was puzzled: "Why?"

Kou Xuanling said first: "From the imperial capital to the Tianshi Mansion, there are many scenic spots along the way. You can pass by while playing. But it's boring to just look at the scenery all the way. Why don't you download a death counter app to play. See who will die and who can survive."

Chen Yang's eyes brightened slightly: "Make a bet, you can bet on anything. Whoever wins will get the betting money. From tomorrow onwards, enter your birthday horoscope, and I will ask someone to do the math and give you a birthday horoscope. If you want to play, you can Sign up now, it doesn’t matter if you don’t want to play.”

Before Ma Shanfeng could react yet, Kai Xuan had already jumped out and shouted: "I want to play!" Aunt Ma petted Kai Xuan, and then said: "Then I will sign up too."

Lu Xiuzhi and Du Shuo didn't care, they were considered to be participating.As for Zhang Qiudao, just ask on WeChat at night.So at this moment, except for Mao Xiaoli returning to Maoshan and Ji Jiang who took care of Kuixuan, everyone else who was going to Tianshi Mansion participated in this game.

They discussed with great interest when and how they would die, and the two members of the General Administration silently closed their mouths.They tried everything possible to avoid the 'roadblock', but the people from the sub-bureau took the initiative to come to the door to be played, sorry for their incomprehension.

Regardless of other people's opinions, when Chen Yang received Zhang Qiudao's affirmative answer, everyone decided to start playing the 'Roadblock' game.That night, Chen Yang sent the birth date of the application to the Taoist Association, and there was a reply in the early hours of the morning.

Chen Yang distributed the eight birthday horoscopes in the group, and everyone had their own matching fake birthday horoscopes.After getting the horoscope of birth, enter the downloaded death calculator, then the name and answer some simple questions, and finally get the answer.Everyone has to post the answer in the group.

After Chen Yang entered the horoscope of his birthday, he concluded that he died of fire within seven days.He threw himself on Du Shuo's back and asked, "Old Du, what are you? Let me see." Du Shuo stretched out the result in front of him, and Chen Yang read it out: "No solution? Why no solution?"

Du Shuo pulled Chen Yang back into his arms, threw the phone onto the table and said, "The death calculator calculates the name and birth date. Any birth date that matches my name will be incomprehensible."

"I forgot that you have different identities, and there is Lu Xiuzhi." Chen Yang patted his head, and suddenly realized: "I knew that Lu Xiuzhi should be kicked out, so you will be the only one left to win." After a while, he said happily again: "It doesn't matter, half of the steady win is also a win."

Chen Yang asked other people's answers in the group, and people posted them one after another.Lu Xiuzhi was as unresolved as Du Shuo, but he didn't expect that Kaixuan was also unresolved.Ji Jiang explained: "The death calculator uses the name, date of birth and the answers to the questions to calculate. Kaixuan's birth date is normal, but the name and the questions answered cannot be calculated."

Chen Yang: "What's the problem?" The death calculator had random questions, so he didn't know what problems Kaixuan would encounter.

Ji Jiang: "For example, when asked her parents' names, place of birth, and date of birth, Kai Xuan answered truthfully."

In the horoscope, the first thing to look at is the lifespan, and the lifespan is looked at from the Shouyuan star.There are four longevity stars: eclipse, seal, sun ruler, and wealth. The four can be regarded as longevity stars.Food is the God of Cookery, and the Lord of the Sun is the Yuan of Life, which can also be extended as the Lucky Star.Wealth is the god of wealth, and wealth is the source of life. If wealth is destroyed, someone will die.Among them, the seal is the seal ribbon, that is, the parents.Those who give birth to me are also Yinshou.In the six lines, Yinshou is regarded as the parents, and the parent line is the longevity star, from which the life span can be inferred.

Kuixuan used a fake birthday horoscope, and told his parents the real horoscope, so he couldn't understand it.

Chen Yang: "Okay, another one was successfully eliminated. I should have thought of it, forget it. Look... the old Kou died of a disaster within three days. A disaster? What a disaster?"

Misfortune is disaster, unless it is the end of life, otherwise it is disaster.Unexpected disasters such as car accidents, man-made accidents, water accidents, etc. can all be called accidental disasters, which vary in severity.But Kou Xuanling died of a disaster, so it must be a serious disaster.It's just that he didn't know what disaster he died of, maybe any disaster could lead to his death.

"Uncle Ma died of illness within seven days, and Aunt Ma was in a disaster within four days... She actually got a chance of survival. It seems that the chances of winning are relatively good." There is a ray of life. "It took five days to seek the Tao, and he died of misfortune, similar to the old Kou."

After knowing the time and cause of death of everyone, Chen Yang packed his bags and went downstairs, waiting in the living room downstairs for two hours.During this period, other people went downstairs one after another, with luggage at their feet.Not long after, Ma Shanfeng appeared with Aunt Ma, carrying two suitcases: "Come quickly and get my substitute doll."

The Taoist Association issued a substitute doll to every celestial master who applied to go to the Taoist exchange ceremony to prevent disasters.The birth date received by each celestial master is hidden on the body of the substitute doll, and the death of the substitute doll is equivalent to losing.

Ma Shanfeng said: "Chief Yi Wu made a friendly sponsorship, let us promote it more, and even sent a card to the branch office. He said it was for Bureau Chen's sake. In the future, if we want to buy stand-in dolls and witchcraft dolls, we can get a [-]% discount in the branch office."

Chen Yang was thoughtful: "Mr. Yi Wuchang's friendly sponsorship is equivalent to a lot of free publicity?"

"Of course. As long as there is a 'roadblock' that involves life in each Taoist exchange ceremony, it needs the help of Master Yi Wu, and the Wu clan will develop new dolls and new functions every time, and the business is very good. You know that Tianshi Which are the richest sects in the world?"

Chen Yang shook his head: "I don't know."

"Apart from the first-class sects in the Tianshi sect, such as Zhang Tianshi, Baiyun Temple, and the General Bureau, the rest are the Wu clan. Other sects need fame or orders. The Wu clan only needs to sell dolls to be listed in the Tianshi income list. Ranked among the best. Witch dolls are particularly popular, especially Witch dolls. A Witch doll can sell for tens of millions, at least over a million."

Kou Xuanling hissed, he himself is the successor of the Northern Heavenly Master, and the Kou family can be regarded as a well-known Heavenly Master sect, which is also famous in the Heavenly Master's income list.But he didn't expect a witch doll from the Wu clan to be sold so expensively. He said, "Diamond-encrusted?"

Ma Shanfeng: "It takes two or three years to produce each Witch Gu doll of the Witch Clan. They can cry, laugh, help, and even bring fortune. Selling tens of millions is cheap."

Kui Xuan nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes. Some dolls are sold for 4000 to [-] million if they are just a little bit realistic. Witch Gu dolls are very cheap."

Kou Xuanling was curious: "Didn't the ancients dislike witchcraft dolls?"

Kui Xuan: "That's because they are afraid. Witch dolls are made to help their owners bring wealth and good luck, to accompany them and even protect them when necessary. Over time, they are afraid of witches. The voodoo dolls are lifelike, and it is undeniable that dolls that look like human beings will be parasitized by evil spirits. But voodoo dolls have life at the moment they are made, and will not be parasitized by evil spirits."

Chen Yang opened the suitcase, and there were six boxes in it.He raised his eyebrows in surprise: "Shouldn't it be eight?"

Ma Shanfeng said: "Master Yi said that only six are needed."

Chen Yang raised his eyes to look at Du Shuo and Lu Xiuzhi, knowing in his heart what Wu Chang Yi had figured out, so he stopped asking.He passed the labeled box to the others, who opened it and took out the stand-in doll inside.

Stand-in dolls are not much different from ordinary puppet dolls. They can't speak and have no soul. The biggest function is to replace life.The production cycle of stand-in dolls is not long and can be mass-produced, while witchcraft dolls need two or three years, which takes a long time.

Kaixuan opened the box and exclaimed when he saw the beautiful and gorgeous doll inside: "It's so beautiful! Yangyang, look, the doll is so beautiful!"

Chen Yang looked over and found that the doll in Kaixuan's box was not an ordinary stand-in doll, but a voodoo doll.This voodoo doll is about forty centimeters, lifelike, with exquisite and beautiful features, and it is five points similar to Kaixuan's appearance.

Ma Shanfeng said: "Major Yi and I took Kaixuan's photo and said that I would give her a small gift. I didn't expect it to be a witch doll."

Chen Yang touched Kaixuan's hair: "Then you drip blood from your fingertips on her heart to make her come back to life." Then he said to Ma Shanfeng: "I will thank Master Yi well later."

Kaixuan nodded heavily, just about to bite his index finger and suddenly remembered that he was a flying zombie: "Will it turn the doll into a zombie?"

"No. No matter how poisonous the blood of zombies is, it is impossible to infect inanimate objects into zombies." Although the souls of witchcraft dolls reside in them, they are still inanimate objects in essence.

Kaixuan happily bit off his index finger with blood attached to his heart, and wiped a drop of zombie blood on the heart of the voodoo doll.A few minutes later, the Wugu doll woke up and snuggled up to Kaixuan very intimately, and the two children quickly became good friends.

Chen Yang smiled and opened his own box.As soon as he opened it, a shadow quickly jumped out and threw himself on his neck: "Yangyang! Here I come!"

Taking a closer look, he found that it turned out to be Yi Wuchang's Witch Gu doll.Chen Yang laughed: "Baby, why is it you?"

The doll said proudly: "I sneaked in. Yangyang, your voodoo doll can only be me, not other dolls!"

"Does Master Yi know?"

"I don't know." Wawa grabbed Chen Yang's skirt and swung around, and then saw the angry Kai Xuan standing aside, and instantly felt the crisis.It lay on Chen Yang's shoulder and asked, "Yangyang, who is she?"

Kaixuan was also not happy: "Chen Xiaoyang, what is it?"

The doll is unhappy: "You are the thing! You are a flying zombie? Why are zombies here?"

Kui Xuan ran forward and wanted to catch the doll that robbed Chen Yang: "You are a witch doll! Smelly brat! Get away from Chen Xiaoyang quickly! Chen Xiaoyang is mine!"

"Slightly slightly slightly, Yangyang is mine, not yours!"

Kaixuan and Wawa suddenly quarreled, and Chen Yang felt a headache.Fortunately, the fat and round man arrived in time to attract attention.There is no difference between walking in and rolling in. Big Fatty saw the annoying Flying Zombie and the Witch Doll, and started to rant indiscriminately: "I said that the division is covered by dark clouds. It turns out that Flying Zombie and the kid are fighting."

Kaixuan and Wawa immediately stopped talking and looked at Fatty together.The next second rushed over, the doll grabbed the hair on the big fat forehead, Kai Xuan grabbed the big fat tail, and Kai Xuan's witchcraft doll shouted for cheer in a soft voice.

Fatty, has died.

When everyone got in the car, Fatty was lying on the seat, his forehead was cold and his mood was very low.Chen Yang comforted dryly: "Children are ignorant, don't be sad. Besides, your hairstyle is pretty, really, very domineering."

Fatty raised his head and looked at the reflection in the car window. His fat and round forehead was bald. He was once picked up by a doll, and he almost couldn't meet a girl later.After finally growing some thinning hair, he was pulled out again, and instantly aged ten years.

Dapang rested his two fat paws on his chin, and continued to be depressed.The culprits, Kaixuan and Wawa, were divided into Chen Yang's left and right sides, and they refused to give in to each other, attacking the big fat cat ghost from time to time.These evil creatures are born with an irresistible aversion to their own kind, and when they meet, they want to grab the territory and fight.

Chen Yang looked at Kou Xuanling: "Old Kou, think of a way."

Kou Xuanling: "I found some hair growth products on the Internet, do you want to see them?" The chubby looked at the phone interface in a dispirited manner, randomly ordered a few hair growth products, then touched his bald forehead, and sighed very humanely.

Chen Yang and Kou Xuanling shook their arms unbearably, and finally Chen Yang said, "Why don't you buy a wig and put it on first?" Fatty stopped.

A group of people arrived at the high-speed rail station and sent Big Fatty to the pet consignment, while others were looking for carriages and seats.Kaixuan and Wawa still wanted to occupy Chen Yang, but when they sat down and saw the indifferent Du Shuo next to them, they hesitated for a long while and retreated silently.

Chen Yang took out the itinerary: "The next stop is J Province, and we will stay in Shimen Town for three days. The high-speed rail takes about one and a half hours from the West Station to the North Station. Let me lean on your shoulder. I want to sleep first."

Du Shuo took out the blindfold and put it on for Chen Yang, wrapped his arms around his shoulders, and let him sleep on his own.Chen Yang hugged Du Shuo's waist, closed his eyes and rested.After arriving at the station, he was woken up. When he got off the bus, Kai Xuan, who was holding two witch dolls, rushed over and carefully threw the dolls away.

When there are many people, the doll can only pretend to be an ordinary doll, but fortunately, it is made ugly and scary, and ordinary people will not want to pick it up when they see it.Ma Shanfeng picked it up, and the baby clambered on Ma Shanfeng's arm to silently remember the humiliation and seek revenge.

Kou Xuanling went to bring back the fat fat ball, and found that it had come back to life during this journey.Everyone who was puzzled at first understood immediately after seeing the other beautiful cats in the pet consignment showing their reluctance to Fatty, and turned their admiring eyes to Big Fatty - fat as a ball and bald, but there are still beautiful cats who like it, Simply born a winner.

Chen Yang called a van carrying tourists, which happened to fit everyone's luggage. Province J is a tourist city, and Shimen Town is a famous tourist destination all over the country, so the hotel and transportation are very convenient.They booked a hotel nearby, and when they got off the bus at the location, everyone went to pull their luggage. Big Fatty jumped on the suitcase and refused to move. Kai Xuan and the doll who was lying still could still twitter and quarrel. Ma Shanfeng and his wife He looked at them with a benevolent smile.

Zhang Qiudao immersed himself in the game, during which he seemed to still be in touch with Mao Xiaoli, his mood improved, and he was no longer as depressed as before.Kou Xuanling pulled Lu Xiuzhi and whispered, while Chen Yang clasped Du Shuo's arm and whispered.The driver behind him yelled: "There is still a piece of luggage missing."

Kou Xuanling turned around and said, "I'll get it." Then he handed the luggage in his hand to Lu Xiuzhi, and ran over to carry the luggage back by himself.There are still people coming and going at the entrance of the hotel, passing by people, walking a few steps forward to the open space, and there is no one within three meters around.

Before Chen Yang and others noticed the strangeness, Kou Xuanling smiled at Lu Xiuzhi, and Lu Xiuzhi smiled back, and suddenly saw something constricting his pupils.Before Kou Xuanling could react, he asked Lu Xiuzhi to pull him violently, and slammed into his arms. There was a loud bang behind him and people screamed in fear, but he was perfectly protected.

Kou Xuanling's heart skipped a beat. Looking back, he saw a large piece of glass shattered where he was standing.The large glass was one meter long and wide, and it was torn apart.It's not hard to imagine that if he failed to escape, his head might be cut off directly.

Although he had just narrowly escaped death at this time, Kou Xuanling did not have the slightest fear, probably because he felt that with Lu Xiu there, he would have no fear.It's just that he didn't feel scared, but Lu Xiuzhi felt scared.

Lu Xiuzhi's expression was extremely indifferent, and his cold eyes looked directly at the place where the large glass dropped from the sky above his head.

Chen Yang's face was a bit ugly: "It was dangerous just now, could it be the disaster calculated in the death calculator? This is a bit too big."

Zhang Qiudao said solemnly: "My dad and the others will not be ignorant of the seriousness. Obviously something went wrong. But the problem does not necessarily lie in the death calculator."

Ma Shanfeng: "Perhaps it is indeed Kou Xuanling's fault."

The author has something to say:

This kind of accident that fell from the sky is really terrifying.

I remember that on the afternoon of the 30th, I went to run some errands.Because I was very dizzy on the subway, I couldn’t take it after seven stops, so I got off and swept the shared bicycle, and rode halfway through a bus stop. It was an invisible slope, and it slid very fast.The few people in front rode past quickly, and when it was my turn to ride past a certain point, I suddenly heard the sound of many things collapsing behind me (it was a sidewalk, and the wide green road was on the right), and it was really right behind me.I was startled, and then I heard the exclamation of two girls waiting for the bus five or six meters away (they saw what happened behind me, and then exclaimed), I was even more frightened, and I didn’t dare to look back, Hurry up and run on your bike.

Now I still don't know what fell down at that time, anyway, it should be a very heavy thing, and I feel that if I take a slow step, it will hit my head.At that time, I was so scared that my heart beat half a beat.