Hit the yin and yang road

When Ma Shanfeng received the call and hurried over, it was still raining.He put away the black umbrella to shake off the raindrops on his body, put the big black umbrella in the bucket at the door and came in.The atmosphere in the living room of the sub-bureau was very dignified, and everyone was there.The girls who regained their anger all went home by car, but they all said that they would come to thank them in person.In this regard, the people in the sub-bureau are a little perfunctory, because there is another thing that is more important than being thanked.

Ma Shanfeng took the lead to see the current layout of the branch office. Mao Xiaoli and Zhang Qiudao sat at the dining table. The former was drawing symbols and peeking at the living room from time to time, while the latter was concentrating on playing games.Kou Xuanling was holding a bowl of soup to feed Lu Xiuzhi, who was working hard, and the latter was trying to attract Kou Xuanling's attention with a weak appearance of spineless exhaustion.

Chen Yang sat on the sofa and looked through Kaixuan's homework, his face was so gloomy that water could drip out.Du Shuo sat in the grand teacher's chair opposite, shook out the newspaper and stayed out of the matter.Ji Jiang stood beside him without saying a word, while Kui Xuan wrung his fingers and stood in front of Chen Yang, not daring to speak, and his two furs were cautiously sticking to the wall, trying to reduce the sense of presence.

The atmosphere was so solemn that no one dared to take a big breath, even Emperor Fengdu's movements of flipping through the newspaper were much lighter.Chen Yang suddenly closed his homework book and dropped it on the table, and said to Kaixuan, "Write a few words and see."

Kaixuan's thin shoulders trembled, and he looked at Chen Yang pitifully.Ma Shanfeng was heartbroken, and hurried over: "The devil mother has been caught, and those girls have been saved. We have to celebrate, I invite you to have supper, how about crayfish? Let's go together."

"Okay." Mao Xiaoli jumped up, then sat back in embarrassment to Chen Yang's indifferent eyes: "No, not very good."

"Write."

Wei Xuan tremblingly picked up the pen and wrote stroke by stroke. As soon as there was a model of the character, Chen Yang frowned fiercely.Ma Shanfeng came over and said, "What's the matter? Haven't you finished your homework so late? Alas, the child is not in good health, and he is only nine years old and has to go to junior high school. There are so many homework in junior high school, a whole big schoolbag, change Ming I have to discuss with the teacher not to let Kaixuan do so much homework. This is when you are still growing—”

Chen Yang interrupted Ma Shanfeng: "Uncle Ma, who notified you to come back?" As soon as the words fell, Kou Xuanling coughed continuously, and when Chen Yang looked over, he coughed even worse.Lu Xiuzhi was so frightened that he didn't dare to pretend to be weak, so he grabbed the soup and fed him.Kou Xuanling immersed himself in drinking the soup, but ignored Chen Yang's cold eyes and Kai Xuan's eyes asking for help.

Chen Xiaoyang usually has a gentle personality, but when he gets angry, even Du Shuo backs down.The others were even more afraid to touch him at this time, and Kou Xuanling secretly moved the rescuers for Kaixuan, which was the most benevolent.

Ma Shanfeng laughed: "Don't you care about the affairs of the sub-bureau? You don't feel at ease at home, and you feel flustered and pounding. If you feel something is wrong, you can come back and have a look. But it depends on the situation. I'll treat everyone to supper. Chen Xiaoyang, you and Du Ju also goes together." Usually, Ma Shanfeng is called Chen Ju, which is to resolutely maintain Chen Yang's majesty.Calling Chen Xiaoyang directly now is just trying to get close to him and calm down his anger.

Chen Yang: "No. Uncle Ma is here, let's sit down and read Kui Xuan's handwriting together. You should go with Kui Xuan to buy pens and copybooks. It should be effective after practicing for a few days. Just take a look today."

Ma Shanfeng's smile froze, he coughed twice and retreated to his seat.Chen Yang withdrew his gaze, and stretched out his hand to Kaixuan: "Take it here and let me have a look." The distress signal in Kaixuan's eyes had been sent to Ma Shanfeng, Ji Jiang and Mao Xiaoli countless times, but they were all ruthlessly blocked.She drooped her little head and handed the book to Chen Yang, who took it to read.

Flipping through it calmly, then slammed the notebook onto the table.The sound frightened everyone present, and even Du Shuo couldn't help raising his eyes, and moved his fingers slightly.Others thought that Chen Yang had a mild temper, but Du Shuo knew that Chen Xiaoyang had a lot of petty temper, but he usually hid it and only acted in front of him.Du Shuo thought for a while, then crossed his legs and continued to read the newspaper.Children are disobedient, and they should be taught a lesson, so he will not get involved.

Chen Yang threw several notebooks on the table: "Look at the writing of these people! Kui Xuan, you are really good! You don't even look at their wrists when you let two hairs do your homework for you behind my back!" The nails are still nailed, do you have the strength to write? The witch mother can’t stop doing homework even if she breaks in, and she has to do homework for you during lunch breaks from Monday to Sunday, even on holidays.

Kaixuan puffed his mouth: "They write very slowly, and they always write wrong words."

"It's still their fault? You can write it yourself!" Chen Yang put his hands behind his back and lowered his head to reprimand Xiao Weixuan.

Ma Shanfeng hurriedly smoothed things over: "Kaixuan is still young, when she is growing up. Doesn't writing too much homework consume her intelligence and make her grow taller? As a parent, do you want her to be 'inferior' in the future? Besides, Kui Xuan knows how to do those homework, every time he is the first in the grade, it doesn’t matter if he does it or not. And listen, Mao Zang even made mistakes in his homework because Kui Xuan corrected them. You know how hard it is to correct them. Work is still tiring."

Two hairs stiff: I even copied the wrong answer, sorry.

Chen Yang: "Uncle Ma, don't talk now. The more you talk, the more angry I get. Now go back to your seat and sit down and don't talk. Children can do without being taught?" He raised his voice, obviously out of anger.

Ji Jiang remained silent from beginning to end, neither uttering a word nor reminding the people present that Kaixuan was not a nine-year-old child but a 2000-year-old Feizhi.She thought it was good, because in their hearts, Kaixuan was just a child.But Chen Yang and the others did treat Kaixuan as a child, and when it was time to love him, he defended his shortcomings terribly, and when it was time to teach him a lesson, he did not lie.

Chen Yang said with a straight face: "Kaixuan, do you know that you are wrong?"

"know."

"Where is the mistake? What should I do after knowing the mistake?" Chen Yang continued to teach with a straight face.

Kaixuan raised his head to look left and right, met Chen Yang's gaze, then climbed onto the sofa and knelt down, pinching his earlobes obediently to admit his mistake: "Chen Xiaoyang, I shouldn't have tricked you into letting other Mao Zong do my homework for me, I should do it myself .I shouldn’t lie to you, I will do the rest of the homework by myself.” After a pause, she tilted her head: “Meow meow?”

Crit!Chen Yang covered his heart and wanted to hug Kaixuan and kiss him fiercely, but Ma Shanfeng was one step ahead of him, rushing over to hug Kaixuan's sweetheart like a whirlwind, shouting: "Knowing your mistakes is a good boy, grandpa forgive you for buying it for you." Candy."

Seeing that the crisis was over, Mao Xiaoli quickly jumped over and shouted, "Uncle Ma, you agreed to have supper and don't let it go."

"Not bad, let's go. Let's go together."

Kaixuan looked at Chen Yang cautiously: "Chen Xiaoyang, do you want to go? If you don't go, I won't go."

Chen Yang said angrily: "Don't order too stimulating food. Weixuan is so stiff that he can't eat hot food in the sun, let alone spicy food."

"No problem, Brother Chen. Uncle Ma is now committed to being a Buddhist elderly man who maintains health. He knows where the restaurants are the most healthy." Mao Xiaoli picked up Kaixuan and ran to the door and turned back: "Hurry up. It's early when the rain is light. , many restaurants to choose from.”

The alarm was lifted, and the rest got up and went out one after another.The newspaper that Du Shuo was blocking in front of him was taken away, he raised his head and grabbed Chen Yang's hand and rubbed it flatteringly: "Go together?"

Chen Yang crossed his eyes angrily: "You didn't say a word the whole time."

Du Shuo smiled lightly: "It's fine if you're here?" Besides, how could he have a chance to speak in that scene?

The two went out hand in hand. When they reached the door, Chen Yang turned around and saw Ji Jiang and the two Mao Zong still standing there, and asked curiously, "Aren't you going together?"

Ji Jiang was stunned for a moment, and then realized: "We are stiff, and we cannot eat hot food in the sun."

"It's okay. Kaixuan can eat it too, and you can eat most of the cold food too."

Ji Jiang shook her head and said with a smile, "Young master is a flying stiff, different from us."

"There is no difference in the matter of a talisman. Zombies can't eat hot food in the yang world, and ghosts are the same. But ghosts can taste food in the yang world after making offerings or feeding in pujas. Mao Xiaoli designed a zombie that can also eat hot food in the yang world based on this principle. Otherwise, with the frequency that Uncle Ma takes Kaixuan out to steal food every day, Kaixuan would have eaten up his stomach a long time ago." Chen Yang said as he walked, "If you want to go, let's go together, there are so many people."

The two hairs froze and moved, they hadn't eaten hot food in the sun for a long time, and they were very excited when they first heard it.It's just that they didn't dare to follow without Ji Jiang's consent.But Ji Jiang paused for a moment with downcast eyes, and said with a smile: "Then let's go together." The two hairy stiffs quickly showed stiff smiling faces, and followed.

Chen Yang and the others met Fatty who was blocking the way at the door, and when they heard that they were going to eat supper, they immediately yelled that they wanted to go with them, and they were severely mocked and despised for their weight.It's a pity that he is fat and hearty, and the fat man doesn't care.

While drinking and eating, it was still raining outside.After the quarrel, everyone followed Ma Shanfeng to the pedicure. Kaixuan Renxiao, Ji Jiang and the other two Mao Zang were all zombies, so they just watched from the sidelines.Seeing that they had nothing to do, Chen Yang took out Kaixuan's homework: "Hey, I'll watch you do your homework."

Wei Xuan was so shocked that tears almost fell down: "Chen Xiaoyang, why did you bring your homework?"

Chen Yang has no guilt: "I think if you are full and have nothing to do, you can finish your homework at the dinner table. You can go to bed early when you come back, right?" Homework mediocre parent.

Weixuan was aggrieved and lying on the small table to do his homework, while his two hairs froze to supervise him.While other people are soaking their feet and getting pedicures, they are so comfortable that they feel drowsy!

This situation can be described as real in the world.

Kai Xuan finally fell asleep and was carried back to the bedroom of the branch office.Ji Jiang covered the small quilt, turned around and said softly, "I'm fast asleep." Chen Yang nodded, then turned and left the room.Ji Jiang closed the door and said to him, "Excuse me."

Chen Yang shook his head, and only said: "You shouldn't cooperate with her to deceive me."

Ji Jiang chuckled lightly, her smile was not as rigid as the other two Maozhi: "She lied to you, she was afraid that you would be angry and didn't want to do homework, so the appearance of cheating was too lively, I couldn't bear to interrupt."

"If you want her to live in the sun, you can't be too indulgent." After Chen Yang said this, he went back to his room. When he opened the door, he saw Du Shuo standing in front of the window watching the rain outside.The rain has continued from evening to now without stopping.

Du Shuo waved to him: "Yangyang, come here." Putting Chen Yang into his arms, he sighed: "Watch the rain with me."

Chen Yang: "What's so good about rain?" At this time it was approaching midnight, and it was pitch black outside, only the heavy rain.

Du Shuo smiled lightly: "There's nothing interesting about rain, what's interesting is what's in the rain?"

"Besides the rich life energy in the rain, what else is there?"

"There is still the carnival of life." Du Shuo pulled his reclining chair and placed it in front of the window, and pulled Chen Yang to lie down together.Chen Yang couldn't tell there was anything else in the rain, and he was a little drowsy after having just had a pedicure, but now he was gradually falling asleep listening to the sound of the rain.

Du Shuo looked down at the sleeping Chen Yang, stroked his hair and shoulders, and changed his posture so that almost half of his body was lying on his body, so that he could sleep more comfortably.Then continue to look at the heavy rain curtain outside the window, as if there is really something reveling in the rain curtain.

The rain stopped until the early morning. When the sun came out, the crisp birdsong sounded, and the air was so fresh that it was unbelievable.The fresh smell of earth is mixed with the fragrance of green grass, and the flowers on the branches are competing to bloom, and the dewdrops are dewdrops.Many people get up early in the morning to do morning exercises, and the whole community is active and full of vitality.

In the morning, the family members of the rescued girls accompanied them to the sub-bureau to thank them. Ma Shanfeng comforted them before sending them away in person.On the contrary, Mao Xiaoli took this opportunity to sell many talismans and made a fortune.Later, the Taoist Association called to inform that the witch mother at the Jokhang Temple had been suppressed again, and it is likely that there will be no incarnations outside the body to harm people in decades.And they also decided to re-seal and suppress the witch mother every few decades, and never let her have a chance to come out to harm people.

In the afternoon, Chen Yang called Kaixuan's head teacher under the clear surveillance or secret observation of everyone in the sub-bureau, hoping to reduce the workload of Kaixuan in particular.After all, Yi Kaixuan's nine-year-old body is not suitable for being overwhelmed by a lot of homework.

Fortunately, Kaixuan's grades were really good, and the class teacher finally agreed to discuss with the teachers of other subjects to reduce the workload of Kaixuan.The classmates in the class have seen Kaixuan's amazing kick, and they all praise her as an extraterrestrial expert. Knowing that her homework has been reduced, not only are they not jealous, but they even worship her.

After dinner, Mao Xiaoli received a new order: "Our branch office has gained a reputation, and the employer specifically requested that the order be accepted by our branch office. But the new order is also very dangerous. Do you want to accept it?"

Chen Yang: "How tall is it?"

Mao Xiaoli: "Four stars, in the section with high difficulty." She looked around at everyone present: "Accept?"

Chen Yang looked at Ma Shanfeng, who said, "You decide."

Everyone looked at Chen Yang, and Chen Yang took a deep breath: "Go."

The author has something to say:

Speaking of supernatural events, my mother has encountered them before.She said that when she first got married, an old lady she didn't know pinched her in a dream, and when she woke up, there was a pinch mark on her neck.I asked my husband, he said that the old lady passed away here before, and now she wants to worship.

Then my mother described the appearance of the old lady, and found that my grandma and my aunt did know each other, and they did live in that house before.

When I was young, every second and sixteenth day of junior high school, I had to worship at a corner of the house. When I was not sensible, I would also applaud and urge the paper money and ingots to burn faster.Now I know that it is dedicated to that old lady.

Generally, worship on the first and fifteenth day of the new year, and the one who is enshrined must be on the second and sixteenth day of the new year.