Hit the yin and yang road

Chen Yang rushed to the school, and as soon as he stepped into the teacher's office, he heard a harsh noise.He pushed aside the crowd and saw Kai Xuan sitting on a chair, his feet couldn't reach the ground, quiet and well-behaved.Kaixuan seemed to be aware of it, raised his head and laughed first: "Chen Xiaoyang."

The crowd fell silent all of a sudden, Qi Qi looked at Chen Yang.The handsome and gentle young man, I don't know if it is because of his experience as the director in the past two years that he has an aura that cannot be ignored.He walked up to Kaixuan, checked first and found that Kaixuan was not injured, then stood up straight, and glanced around sharply: "Mr. Lin, what happened?"

Teacher Lin is Kaixuan's class teacher, and at this time he is being entangled by two rascals, and he is suffering from a headache.He was relieved to see Chen Yanglai, and was about to explain to him but was pushed away by the people behind him, staggered and almost fell down.Fortunately, Chen Yang supported her. After standing firmly, Teacher Lin thanked Chen Yang gratefully, then lowered his face and shouted at the two people behind him: "If you don't know how to restrain yourself, I have no choice but to call the police!"

Chen Yang: "Haven't you called the police yet?"

Teacher Lin: "I wanted to call the police, but I was worried that it would have a bad influence on Kaixuan. So I hope to see what you mean."

Chen Yang nodded, his sharp eyes fell on the two rascals.I saw that they were indeed bruised and swollen, and their arms were distorted, probably broken.He said: "It is you two who intend to kidnap our family, Kaixuan?"

Kui Xuan paused for a moment while shaking his calf, held his face in both hands, and looked at Chen Yang with a wide smile.The movement of the swaying calf is faster, like a wagging little tail.Chen Xiaoyang said 'Our family's Kui Xuan', so happy.

The two rascals immediately shouted: "We sent her home with good intentions, but she tricked us into the alley and beat us up! I don't care if the good intentions are not rewarded. You must pay for the medical expenses! Don't deny it, I know what you want to say It is impossible for us two big men to be beaten by a little girl. But this is the fact, she is a master of martial arts! Let me tell you, she can fly, she is a master of martial arts. We have no power to fight back, we were beaten for no reason, and we have to pay !"

This incident was quite a big deal, and the teachers all gathered around to watch.Upon hearing this, their new understanding of the lower limit of shamelessness was instantly refreshed.Teacher Lin said contemptuously: "Wulin master? Then I must be a sword fairy."

Chen Yang asked Kaixuan with a serious face, "Did you beat them?"

Kai Xuan stopped shaking his calf and turned to look at the two rascals.The expression was innocent and cute: "I patted them lightly, and my hands were red." She stretched out her hand, and it was indeed red.When the female teachers saw this, their hearts softened, and they gave the two rascals a hard look.

"It's shameless to the extreme! Social scum! Bullying a little girl is shameless."

The two scoundrels hugged each other reflexively at Shang Kaixuan's obedient smile, their bones aching.And the teachers felt that they were even more shameless when they saw this, and it was too shameless to actually act it out.

Chen Yang asked again: "Are they going to take you home?"

"En." Kai Xuan nodded: "They said they would take me to find Chen Xiaoyang. I asked them where Chen Xiaoyang was, and they said they were at home. I followed them home."

The teachers were heartbroken and stared at the two rascals with even more unfriendly expressions.Several male teachers quietly blocked the road to prevent them from sneaking away, and they were indeed human traffickers.Teacher Lin suggested: "Mr. Chen, call the police."

Chen Yang nodded: "Thank you." He immediately called the police.Seeing this, the two gangsters wanted to run away, but they were pinned down by the eager teachers, who happened to pin down the broken arm and leg, and screamed out.

It didn't take long for the police to arrive. After the routine procedure was over, the two gangsters were arrested and told Duoduo to educate Kaixuan not to let her be deceived by strangers.Chen Yang nodded with a serious expression on his face, and Kai Xuan also nodded half-understanding. He looked so cute that the policeman almost wanted to touch it.

Kai Xuan looked up: "Chen Xiaoyang, are we going home?"

"Kai Xuan, did you fight them?"

Wei Xuan nodded, looking at Chen Yang's face anxiously: "Is Chen Xiaoyang angry? But they want to lift my skirt and touch me, I don't like it."

Hearing that Chen Yang regretted not destroying those two scumbags just now, he told Kaixuan: "In the future, if you encounter such a person, don't beat them, but kick them according to the next step. It doesn't matter if you just kick them to death. You pocket."

"Okay!" Kui Xuan nodded heavily and smiled broadly.Climb down from Chen Yang, held his hand and said, "I've seen them before, they tried to lure me into the warehouse. I heard them say they want to scare me, mentioning the price and hotbed. I scare them After running away, I saw them again today. But they didn’t feel scared, and they wanted to abduct me. I felt that they were very calm in the process of lifting their skirts. They didn’t mean anything else, but to scare me. , They should go to the hospital as soon as possible, instead of spending two hours waiting for a situation that is completely unfavorable to them."

Chen Yang stopped, lowered his head and looked at Kai Xuan: "You mean that their goal is not to do anything to you, but to use your fear to make you a breeding ground for something? And they may even Can't feel the pain?"

"No." Kaixuan shook his head: "It's not that he can't feel the pain, but that he is fearless." Zombies just can't feel the physical pain caused by physical attacks, so she clearly knows that the two people just now can't feel the pain.It's just the fearless emotion that makes them not afraid of pain, nor her weirdness.

"In this way, they have other motives." Knowing that it was ridiculous for two grown men to be beaten by a nine-year-old girl, they still wanted to make a scene at school, even if they called the police.Unless there are other purposes, Chen Yang asked Kaixuan to get in the car first, sat down and asked, "Have you encountered any other strange things?"

Kui Xuan: "There is a classmate in the class who is not doing well."

"How to say?"

"She was jealous of me, and she was in contact with the two people just now. She tricked me into the warehouse before, and she seemed to know the hotbed. In addition, her emotions were very tense and could explode at any time."

"Emotional illness?" Chen Yang murmured, and then asked: "Take me to meet your classmate tomorrow, and the two people just now have to check." Kai Xuan patted his chest and introduced his Mao Jiang subordinate, Chen Yang Raising eyebrows: "Are they in the branch office?"

Weixuan thought about his homework, observed Chen Yang's expression without changing his face, and nodded vigilantly: "I just came. They don't worry about me. But they are well hidden, and they won't go out to scare people."

Back at the branch office, Chen Yang saw two Mao Zong standing in the corner dejectedly.The two Mao Zong caught a glimpse of Kaixuan's return, and immediately showed aggrieved and sad eyes.Chen Yang asked Ma Shanfeng: "Uncle Ma, what happened to them?"

Ma Shanfeng sighed: "When I went out today, I was frightened when I saw the old lady and children in the community."

For a moment, Chen Yang wondered if he heard an extra word: "Who was scared?"

Ma Shanfeng nodded his chin towards the two furs hiding in the corner: "They."

Chen Yang immediately asked Ma Shanfeng to broadcast the live broadcast, and Ma Shanfeng described the situation with emotion: "The two of them haven't been to Yangjian for many years, and they sneaked into the community with umbrellas when the sun was not so strong in the evening. The community is just walking dogs and teasing cats at this time." There are old men and women who have just finished school. Seeing that their faces and bodies are all hairy, they all went to watch. They were regarded as hypertrichosis patients, and they enthusiastically recommended various hair removal products. Finally, it turned into a blind date meeting inexplicably. They ran back in fright and happened to be caught by us. Now," Ma Shanfeng lowered his voice: "It's a big blow, don't provoke them any more."

Chen Yang nodded, indicating that he knew.Just a suggestion before going upstairs: "Most hair removal products can't be trusted. The more you use it, the more hair will grow and become lusher. Use these with caution."

Mao Xiaoli thought about it, and said to them: "I suggest going to a beauty hospital for permanent hair removal, but your hair grows very fast, and it may only last for a while. But after hair removal," she carefully looked at the two stiff faces, The white hair on the face is thin and short, and the facial features can still be seen well: "The value of the face will definitely improve."

Hearing this, the two hairs stiffened and raised their heads, their eyes full of hope.Kaixuan covered his face and didn't want to talk to them, but Mao Xiaoli was moved by their eyes, and stayed to tell them how good she looks after shaving her hair.For this reason, he ran back to the room and took down his eyebrow razor and gave them to them: "You guys try it."

So when Kou Xuanling and Lu Xiuzhi returned to the sub-office, they saw two stiff-haired men standing at the corner of the wall, their faces covered with foam, looking pitiful.Standing in front of them, Mao Xiaoli was eager to try, and when Kou Xuanling came back, she shouted without looking back: "Old Kou, lend me your razor."

Kou Xuanling refused: "Men's razors are like underwear, they are not allowed to be borrowed."

"Stingy." Mao Xiaoli muttered, looked down at the eyebrow razor in her hand and sighed: "The eyebrow razor can't shave cleanly, it's too small." Zhang Qiudao swayed downstairs, and when he heard the suggestion to use a kitchen knife, Mao Xiaoli's eyes lit up: "Not bad." She shouted downstairs: "Brother Chen, can I shave them with a kitchen knife?"

Chen Yang came out of the room and looked downstairs: "There is a brand new kitchen knife in the cabinet under the kitchen, use that one. Don't mix it with others after use. It's best not to put it back in the kitchen."

"I know." Mao Xiaoli quickly ran into the kitchen to get back the kitchen knife.The silver light of the kitchen knife is cold, and the two hairs are stiff, although they are impenetrable and invulnerable, but seeing this situation can not help but feel frightened.They wanted to refuse, but they couldn't speak out and were directly suppressed by Mao Xiaoli. It took two hours to shave all the hair on their faces.Wash the foam again, revealing the original handsome face.

"Handsome!" Mao Xiaoli praised with her mouth open.Kou Xuanling was slightly surprised, Lu Xiuzhi's brows were cold and unobtrusive, blocking his face, and his cold eyes were slashing towards the two stiff hairs.Even Ma Shanfeng came out holding a teacup and exclaimed, "How energetic."

When Chen Yang heard the exclamation, he also wanted to go downstairs to watch, but Du Shuo pulled him back: "Just look at me." Chen Yang waved his hand: "You can watch it anytime, and you have been watching it for several years. It is rare for them to see each other, maybe tomorrow The hair grows back."

It was just a casual sentence, but Du Shuo heard a sense of crisis from it: "You mean, tired of watching it?"

"Ah?" Chen Yang didn't know how Du Shuo came to this conclusion, he was anxious to go downstairs to see the two stiff hairs, but he stopped when he saw the expressionless Du Shuo.Du Shuo let go of his hands and went back to the room: "As you wish."

Chen Yang was stunned, and looked down at the bustling downstairs.Mao Xiaoli became interested in their bodies because the two hairs were stiff and hanging down to reveal their handsome faces, so she delusionally wanted to strip off their clothes and shave off the hair on their bodies.The two Mao Zang were frightened like cats that stepped on their tails, and fled around.

"Oh." Chen Yang sighed and went back to the room, closed the door and saw Du Shuo with his back facing him under the light.Looking closer, he found that he was spreading out a newspaper from the previous few days, pretending to read the newspaper.Chen Yang pushed his shoulder: "Are you angry?"

Du Shuo shook the newspaper, not looking sideways.Chen Yang saw his expressionless and majestic face, and didn't think he was angry.He directly took out the newspaper in his hand, and stuffed himself into Cheng Shuo's arms: "I'm just a little curious. If you don't like it, I won't read it."

"No." Du Shuo denied what he didn't like, wrapped his arms around Chen Yang's waist and pushed away the newspaper that was thrown beside the sofa to make room. "It's your business to see or not, I don't care."

"Oh." Chen Yang got up: "Then I'll go downstairs to have a look now, there should be still time."

Du Shuo pressed Chen Yang onto the sofa and whispered, "Go down after you're done."

Getting busy until late at night, Chen Yang slept under the blanket tiredly, grabbed Du Shuo's arm and patted his troubled hands away.With a hoarse voice, he warned vaguely: "If you come again, you will sleep in a separate room."

Du Shuo withdrew his hand awkwardly, staring at Chen Xiaoyang's sleeping profile in silence.After a while, turn off the light and lie down, pull Chen Xiaoyang back into his arms and hug him to sleep.Still opening his eyes in the dark and thinking about whether their marriage has reached the stage of boredom, Chen Xiaoyang actually wants to see other men!

The next day, Chen Yang really didn't see the face under the two stiff white hairs, and it took a little longer than yesterday to grow them out overnight.Because Mao Xiaoli chased the two hairs for several hours, they became afraid of shaving.Compared to shaving hair, writing middle school homework is simply a gift, and it really is better to be my own little master.

Kaixuan deliberately waited for Chen Yang to wake up, and sat on the sofa with a small schoolbag on his back, very well-behaved.As soon as Chen Yang came down, he asked the two Mao Zong to drag out two large boxes: "Open." The big boxes were full of precious artifacts, and Kai Xuan nodded in satisfaction: "Chen Xiaoyang, pick whatever you want."

Chen Yang: "Where did you get so many magic weapons?"

"There are 36 tombs, and they are basically used to suppress me. But if you can't suppress it now, I will dig it up and use it for you. Don't worry, there are still many in the tomb. Use it as you like, just throw it away when it is worn out." After all, Kaixuan is a flying zombie who owns a 2000-year-old tomb and 35 subsidiary tombs, and Hao is her representative word.

Chen Yang couldn't help laughing: "No matter how many magic tools you have, it's useless if you don't handle them well." Kai Xuan was immediately lost, so he had no choice but to rub her head and coax her nicely.Then Ma Shanfeng came back after taking care of the flowers and plants in the yard. Seeing this scene, he seemed to think of something and suddenly realized: "I have a bad memory, and I almost forgot. Xiaoli came back and mentioned that your copper coins were missing. The old men in the world mentioned that they sent a lot of magical artifacts by mail this morning, and you can pick and choose. By the way, there are also copper coins and swords."

Chen Yang was surprised: "If you lose the copper coin, you can get it back again. It doesn't need to be so troublesome." Ma Shanfeng has a WeChat group for the elderly, and the group is full of bigwigs from the world of celestial masters.He mentioned in it that Chen Xiaoyang's magic weapon was lost, and all the bosses picked out one of the magic weapons in their collection and mailed it to the branch office.Nothing in their collection is ordinary.

Ma Shanfeng: "Anyway, they keep a lot of them privately, and if they don't take them out for the younger generation, they will accumulate dust and rust." He pointed to the gazebo outside the courtyard: "They are all piled up there, you can pick whatever you want."

Those unusual artifacts were wrapped in ordinary courier boxes, and some were simply stuffed into courier bags, like cheap things piled up in a gazebo.Both Zhang Qiudao and Mao Xiaoli came down from upstairs to prepare for breakfast, and they were not surprised to see the delivery in the gazebo: "The delivery is fast, five-star praise."

Ma Shanfeng: "Is there your courier inside?"

Mao Xiaoli: "Didn't Brother Chen lose the magic weapon? During this period of time, there must be a replacement magic weapon. I mentioned a few words to my family, and they said that the magic weapon will be mailed over today. I don’t know if Brother Chen can use it smoothly. Why don't you try it now?" Zhang Qiudao nodded, his situation was similar to that of Mao Xiaoli.

With a sullen face, Kai Xuan said nervously, "Chen Xiaoyang, you pick my pick."

Chen Yang was caught in a dilemma for a while, he really couldn't take so many magic weapons, and he couldn't use so many magic weapons.But it's not good to accept anyone alone, especially Kai Xuan stared at him expectantly.He could only put on a straight face: "Kaixuan, go to class quickly so you won't be late."

Weixuan climbed into the car reluctantly, and Ma Shanfeng happily sat in the driver's seat, and said with a smile, "I'll take it off." Then he stepped on the gas pedal. He has recently been immersed in the vanity of his nine-year-old genius granddaughter studying in junior high school Inextricable.Walking around outside the community every day, humbly accepting the admiring gazes of old men and women, is extremely hypocritical.

Kou Xuanling walked in carrying soybean milk and fried dough sticks, followed by Lu Xiuzhi.This couple is completely hopeless, everyone in the branch thinks they are in a relationship, but one of the parties thinks that he is innocent from beginning to end.After learning about what happened, Kou Xuanling sipped soymilk and said, "This can also win... Didn't Duju already prepare Chen Xiaoyang's magic weapon? The magic weapon given by Duju must be used."

It just so happened that Du Shuo went downstairs, and upon hearing this, he admitted that he had indeed prepared the magic weapon for Chen Yang to replace.He took out a string of ancient copper coins wrapped with red thread, about twenty ancient copper coins.He said: "Yangyang, stretch out your hand." Wrapping the entire string of copper coins around Chen Yang's wrist, he said: "There are a total of twenty ancient copper coins, which can be used alone or as a chain of copper coins and swords."

The whole string of copper coins wrapped around Chen Yang's forearm, because of its unique shape, it didn't look strange, but rather beautiful.Chen Yang's expression was dull: "Where did these ancient copper coins come from?"

"The magic weapon of the ancestor of the witch clan, at that time the Bashu Ghost Kingdom had not yet perished. I found it before and wanted to give it to you, but I was worried that you would not get used to it." After binding, Du Shuo raised his eyes: "It just so happened that the magic weapon was lost this time. , replace it with a copper coin sword. Copper coins are full of yang, and the sword is dangerous. The king of a hundred soldiers is born to kill, and the effect of suppressing evil is the best."

Chen Yang murmured: "Didn't Grandpa Wu say that there was only one ancient copper coin left behind?" The magical artifacts of the ancestors of the Wu clan have been passed down from generation to generation, and they are full of yang energy and powerful, and they will last forever.He valued it very much.

Dushuo paused, and chose to shut up.Kou Xuanling said: "The Taoist magic weapon will not use only one ancient copper coin. Generally speaking, the ancient copper coin is strung into a copper coin sword. The magic weapon with only one ancient copper coin has long been eliminated, and it is impossible to use it as a sword. He has served as the patriarch's magic weapon. So Chen Xiaoyang, even though he couldn't bear it, he still laughed and told the truth: "You have been cheated."

Chen Xiaoyang, who seemed extraordinarily shrewd, and who was very smart in handling things, was actually deceived by such an obvious lie.Kou Xuanling laughed loudly: "I thought you knew, it was only because the ancient copper coins were gifts from relatives that they were not replaced. So you didn't know that the ancient copper coins are magic tools passed down from generation to generation, and it's just a lie to children, you actually believed it .”

Kou Xuanling laughed and looked for an ally, but Zhang Qiudao and Mao Xiaoli looked at him coldly.Because the two of them also believed in the words to deceive the children, Kou Xuanling's ridicule made them feel particularly uncomfortable.

Chen Yang didn't believe it, so he asked Wu Kui, who is now the City God of Pingcheng, to ask.Wu Kui recalled the ancient copper coin: "I remembered that when I was not talented, I could only get copper coins that no one wanted. Later, when Kui taught me the magic technique, I changed the magic weapon. On the copper coin Sufficient yang energy and mana attached, it is the most suitable self-defense weapon for you."

Chen Yang said indifferently: "So it's not a magic weapon passed down from generation to generation at all?"

"I can't say it's not. After all, it's the magic weapon of the ancestor of the Wu clan, even if there is only one left, it's still an ancestral treasure." Wu Kui looked serious, and he couldn't remember the time when he coaxed the simple and well-behaved Chen Xiaoyang back then. "Why are you asking this all of a sudden?"

"No." Chen Yang grabbed Grandpa Wu's beard and made fun of it, scaring him so much that he managed to break free and ran away after a few casual instructions.At this time, Chen Yang was already angry like a puffer fish version of Chen Xiaoyang, squinting at Du Shuo: "You don't tell me either!"

Du Shuo: "...I thought you knew it too."

Chen Yang was instantly discouraged: "That copper coin is really powerful, and the red string that is connected with the copper coin also has the magic power to flog ghosts and evil spirits." He stared at the twenty ancient copper coins wrapped around his forearm, the smallest copper money sword scale.Taoist copper coins and swords are divided into 21, 49 and 49 copper coins, with a maximum of [-].One of the copper coin swords wrapped around the forearm was missing, which was the one that was embedded in the monster's back. "One copper coin is that powerful. If there are twenty coins, the power should be even stronger."

Hearing this, Du Shuo's eyes became a little weird.He weighed his words and said: "Yangyang, have you ever thought that it's not the magic weapon that is powerful, but the person who uses the magic weapon?"

Chen Yang looked up, puzzled: "Huh?"

Du Shuo raised his hand to pinch Chen Yang's soft face, and said with a smile, "Do you misunderstand yourself? Wu Kui is the city god of Pingcheng after all, and he has no merits and virtues to be a city god. Those who have been taught by missions, who have been flying stiff for more than 2000 years, their spells will not be much worse. And me, how can the apprentices trained by Emperor Fengdu be any worse?"

Chen Yang felt a little dreamy and couldn't believe it: "I don't quite understand."

"Yangyang, you are very powerful. Your ability to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits does not depend on magical tools, but on your own strength. Magical tools are not powerful in themselves, but because you who use them are very powerful. If you change someone, it will be a meme Copper coins with stronger ability to exorcise evil spirits." Du Shuo looked at Chen Yang who was stunned and puzzled, and his eyes were full of smiles: "Otherwise, why do you think they would mail so many magic weapons when they heard you throw them? Let you choose all kinds of magic weapons , instead of choosing a similar magic weapon to replace the magic weapon you are used to."

"They can all see that you don't have a magic weapon of your own yet."

The author has something to say:

The Emperor: "Chen Xiaoyang looks at other men."

Patriarch: "Tired."

The Emperor: "How to make Chen Xiaoyang regain his interest in me."

Patriarch: "Learn from me, change your face. Immediately rejuvenate your passion, and your sexual happiness will be boundless."