Hit the yin and yang road

When Wei Xuan changed the zombie blood, everyone else was outside the back room.Du Shuo went in alone to complete the blood exchange process, except that Chen Yang went in to provide human blood halfway.There is no special requirement for human blood, but heart blood, so after Chen Yang provided the blood, he didn't feel any discomfort except for a little dizziness.

After he came out, Ji Jiang anxiously asked: "What's the matter?" There were eight furry stiffs standing behind her, some of them felt too tired to stand up and simply knelt down on the ground and looked at Chen Yang eagerly.They wanted to get closer, but they were afraid of scaring Chen Yang and the red string and bronze coins on his wrist.

Chen Yang: "It's still going on, and there shouldn't be any problems."

Everyone waited silently and anxiously, time passed, and the back room door finally opened.Du Shuo came out from the inside, Ji Jiang and the eight Mao Zong took a few steps back in fear, and stretched their necks to look at the back room.Chen Yang walked over and asked, "How is it?"

Du Shuo: "Yes."

Ji Jiang and the eight Mao Zong immediately cheered, and Chen Yang and the others also smiled happily.Chen Yang took Du Shuo's arm and said softly, "Thank you for your hard work."

Du Shuo smiled, and then said: "Take her out in two days, let her get used to it first. Although she is only flying stiff and is not afraid of the sun, she has already replaced the blood of the zombie, so it is inevitable that she will be burned if she suddenly appears in the sun. "It's rare for him to remind so much.

Ji Jiang respectfully said: "Yes." Then she knelt down and kowtowed to Du Shuo and Chen Yang three times and saluted with the eight hairs in unison: "I will wait for you, I am grateful." When the kindness is as heavy as a mountain, Any promises and repayments that are spoken out seem flimsy and powerless, and the only thing to remember is to keep it in your heart, and you will never hesitate to die.

Du Shuo clasped Chen Yang's hand and intertwined his fingers: "Let's go. Come pick her up in two days." Chen Yang nodded, and the two left in unison.

Ji Jiang apologized to Kou Xuanling and promised to restore the feng shui of Bijia Mountain. When she learned that they had decided to move the ancestral grave, she said, "Then let us help you find a new feng shui treasure. The eight people behind me are all strange people. This gentleman was the leading geomancy master in the country of Jin at that time."

Kou Xuanling did not refuse. The master geomancy in the Warring States period was hard to come by, so naturally he immediately agreed: "Thank you." After speaking, he said to Lu Xiuzhi: "Ah Zhi, let's go."

Lu Xiuzhi responded, looked up at Du Shuo's and Chen Yang's intertwined hands, and then looked at Kou Xuanling who was one meter away from him, feeling very envious in his heart.When Ji Jiang passed by, a book was stuffed in his hand.Lu Xiuzhi looked up at Ji Jiang, who had an ambiguous smile in his eyes.He frowned, feeling a little displeased, and was about to throw the book in his hand with lowered eyes, but he caught a glimpse of a few large characters on it: "Spring Night Secret Opera Picture".

Lu Xiuzhi paused for a few seconds before accepting the gift.Kou Xuanling glanced back at the shadow of the book, and asked curiously, "Azhi, what are you holding?"

"No. I didn't hold anything in my hand." Lu Xiuzhi spread out his hands to let Kou Xuanling see that his hands were indeed empty and contained nothing.

Kou Xuanling suddenly felt that his eyes were dazzled, so he said with a smile: "That's my mistake, let's go quickly. Chen Yang and the others are waiting for us."

"Okay." Lu Xiuzhi replied.

Chen Yang asked Du Shuo suspiciously: "Brother Du, did Lu Xiuzhi take the book just now? I seem to have seen it."

Du Shuo was thoughtful, and after pondering for a moment, he said, "No. You read it wrong."

"Oh, that's it." Chen Yang believed Du Shuo's words.But Du Shuo was thinking about when he would borrow that album from Lu Xiuzhi to take a look. Anyway, he didn't know when he would be able to catch up with Kou Xuanling, so it's better to let someone with a family read it first.This is not a waste of resources.

Men who have a family or will have a family can never underestimate their lower limit, even those who appear to be serious and abstinent.However, Chen Yang and Kou Xuanling don't know anything about it.

Kou's elders heard that they would see Kaixuan in two days, so they vacated a room to redecorate, and bought many toys that nine-year-old girls love to play with.Chen Yang considered that Kaixuan had lived for more than 2000 years, and finally decided to give her a smartphone.

Chen Yang handed the mobile phone to Du Shuo, and said, "Download a few small games in it, those dress-up games that girls love to play. Don't download mobile games for her, lest you become addicted to games like Zhang Qiudao."

Du Shuo took the phone and downloaded the dress-up game according to Chen Yang's request.After that, Chen Yang followed the female family members of the Kou family and asked them how to raise children better with a notebook.After being busy for two or three days, and barely getting everything ready, Chen Yang set off to Tiewei Mountain to meet Kaixuan.

The elders of Kou's parents also went together. In the end, the team of only two people developed into a mighty team.When he entered Tiewei Mountain, he was seen by the townspeople, who thought he was setting out to exterminate the wandering ghosts in Tiewei Mountain.

There are two tomb doors in the ancient tomb, one of which is opened according to the time of day, and the other is the door that Chen Yang and the others entered through the narrow cave entrance.Kaixuan came out from the narrow entrance of the cave, and Ji Jiang followed her with an umbrella to ensure that Kaixuan would not be exposed to the sun.The other eight furs dragged the bamboo raft under the water and stopped when they reached the place.

Kai Xuan was wearing a heavy palace uniform, his small face was taut, and he held his head high.I wanted to step ashore by myself, but found that my legs were short and I couldn't reach the shore after stretching for a long time.

Kai Xuan blushed and looked at the person standing on the shore waiting for her.The others looked up at the sky or looked down at the ground one after another, taking into account her self-esteem, and whispered to each other but didn't look at her.Kai Xuan breathed a sigh of relief quietly, and looked up at Ji Jiang.

Ji Jiang was holding back her laughter, but when she saw that Kai Xuan turned her head, she quickly recovered her respectful expression, picked him up and put him on the shore, and handed her the paper umbrella.Kaixuan held his oil-paper umbrella with his head held high, and walked towards Chen Yang calmly but nervously: "Hello, Chen Xiaoyang."

Chen Yang hugged Kaixuan and said with a smile, "Hello, Kaixuan."

Kaixuan doesn't like others to lift her up, making her appear short.But when Chen Yang hugged her, she liked it very much.Holding an oiled paper umbrella to block the sunlight above their heads, she looked at Du Shuo and nodded reservedly: "Thank you." She was thanking Du Shuo for replacing her zombie blood.

Du Shuo: "No need."

Chen Yang introduced the Kou family members to Kaixuan, and Kaixuan tried his best to keep his face sullen, and greeted them solemnly and politely: "My neighbors, thank you for stopping those tomb robbers from destroying my tomb. Please be sure to accept my thank you, Jiang."

Ji Jiang waved towards the bottom of the water, and the eight furlings crawled ashore one after another, carrying the wooden box on their backs.They put the wooden box in front of the Kou family. After opening it, the brilliance of gold, silver and jewelry inside almost blinded the Kou family.

Kui Xuan: "Small intentions are not respect."

The Kou family was unwilling to accept the windfall, so Ji Jiang smiled and persuaded them to accept it, but Xiaozhi's emotion and reason made it impossible for anyone to refuse.After all, he is the number one diplomat of Kaixuan, and he is very eloquent.

Uncle Kou squeezed in front of Kaixuan with a more serious expression than her.He and Kaixuan looked at each other for a long time before saying, "Are you Kaixuan?"

Kai Xuan: "Yes."

Uncle Kou touched Kaixuan's head and sighed: "Good boy." Immediately, tears came down, and he was about to make a tearful speech uncontrollably.Father Kou's eyes were quick to cover Uncle Kou's mouth with his hands, and the other brothers also rushed forward to hold him down.

Kai Xuan: "?? What?"

Chen Yang: "It's okay, let's go back. I have prepared a room and many gifts for you, now I will show you."

A group of people left Tiewei Mountain in a mighty way, going farther and farther.Kaixuan raised the paper umbrella and looked back from Chen Yang's neck. Ji Jiang and the eight Mao Zang were still standing there in the distance behind him, quietly watching her leave.

Kaixuan is a zombie, her heart will not hurt, her eyes will not be sore, and she has no tears to vent her complicated emotions at the moment.Although she has little contact with people and has never seen the outside world, she knows how to cherish feelings even more because of this.

For her, the father is not the father, the mother is not the mother, and the brothers and sisters have long been turned into a handful of loess.Only Jiang and the eight Mao Zong accompanied her, from the Warring States Period more than 2000 years ago to the present, they never left.The eight hair zombies regard her as their master, and most of the time they are more like family members who worry about her.Jiang is also a father and mother, and her greatest wish is to send her out of the ancient tomb, so she gave up the chance of reincarnation and chose Huanyang to become a zombie.

Kui Xuan looked at Ji Jiang and Ba Zhi Mao Zang quietly, and the latter also looked at her quietly, like a silent farewell and blessing.

The room was furnished and arranged by the female family members of the Kou family. Considering Kaixuan's real age, he did not choose pink, but goose yellow, and the main tone was warm.I bought some educational toys and dolls. After cleaning up most of the gifts from the men of the Kou family, these are the more normal gifts left.The man from the Kou family has such a terrifying straight-male thinking that someone actually gave him machetes, bows and arrows, and Ultraman suits, adult versions.

Chen Yang put Kaixuan on the ground, led her into the room, and asked with a gentle smile, "Do you like it?"

Kui Xuan nodded: "I like it. Where does Chen Xiaoyang live?"

"next door."

Kaixuan smiled, walked into the room, sat on the soft bed and shook her feet: "The bed is so soft and comfortable." She tilted her head and said, "I used to sleep in a bronze coffin, but someone was buried in it later. I like her sarcophagus." .So I switch with her, I sleep in her sarcophagus, she sleeps in my bronze coffin."

Chen Yang: "Exchange? Did the other party agree?"

Kui Xuan: "She is dead and can't speak."

"So you exchanged unilaterally?"

Kui Xuan shook his head: "No. I summoned her soul and asked her."

Chen Yang couldn't understand Kaixuan's thinking: "Then you still buried the bronze coffin in the Kou family's ancestral grave? The other party also agreed?"

Kaixuan tilted his head, eyes wide open, full of puzzlement: "She went to reincarnation, and the bones are useless. Is it wrong?"

Chen Yang touched the back of his neck, felt something was wrong but couldn't tell: "It should be fine."

Kui Xuan smiled and frowned, jumped out of bed and pulled Chen Yang to sit on the edge of the bed together: "Chen Xiaoyang, do you have something for me?"

"Yeah." Chen Yang took out the box from his backpack and handed it to her: "How do you know?"

"Chen Xiaoyang is easy to understand, everything he thinks in his heart is written on his face." Kui Xuan made gestures to Chen Yang's face: "I can see it. Chen Xiaoyang is easy to be deceived like this." She sighed old-fashioned Tone: "No wonder I was cheated for so long."

Chen Yang felt a little embarrassed, and pulled Kaixuan's cheek: "Why are you so old-fashioned?" Kaixuan muttered that he was old, and it's normal to be old-fashioned.Chen Yang let go: "Open it and see if you like it."

Kaixuan opened the box and said, "I'm sure I like it." She took out the phone from inside, with a little doubt and curiosity in her eyes: "Is it a phone?"

Chen Yang was slightly surprised: "You actually know?"

"I know, Jiang gave it to me before, and she said that she can talk to Chen Xiaoyang, and she can also make video calls. But there is no signal, the connection is blocked, and I can only play some small games. And it is very expensive. There is no place to charge it in the ancient tomb. I found it boring after playing it once." Kui Xuan said seriously: "Of course, this is a gift from Chen Xiaoyang, and I will cherish it very much."

Kaixuan, who cherished it very much, later asked Mao Xiaoli to send this mobile phone to a jewelry store to be studded with gold and diamonds. Unfortunately, because of her small size, she thought it was a fake when she took it out, and no one stole it.

Chen Yang: "I asked Brother Du to download some dress-up games for you. It's very fun. You can click on it to try it out. Don't get addicted to the game. The mobile phone has been recharged and has data. You can use it to call me ,video."

Kaixuan couldn't put it down immediately, but when he opened it, he saw the dress-up game that Chen Yang was talking about.Because there was a terrifying evil ghost on it, her interest was instantly aroused, so she clicked on this game called "Forbidden Land" to try it out."It's really fun," she said excitedly.

Chen Yang glanced at it, and his face turned dark immediately.He asked Du Shuo to download a little girl's princess dress-up game, but the other party downloaded a horror game.Chen Yang checked the Internet and found that this horror game is popular on the Internet because of its real body sensation, but because the protagonist has many fashion styles, it is also nicknamed a dress-up game.

Kui Xuan asked: "Chen Xiaoyang, are you unhappy?"

"No. You can't play games for more than half an hour, you know?"

"Yeah." Kai Xuan was quite obedient.Afterwards, Chen Yang took her out to familiarize herself with the environment and meet more people.The Kou family knew Kaixuan's identity, so they treated her very well, and it was even more favorable for Kaixuan's subordinates to find a geomantic treasure even better than Bijiashan for them.They moved the bones of the ancestors to the new Feng Shui treasure, and the ancestors were very happy.

Chen Yang stayed at the Kou family for about half a month before leaving. The female family members of the Kou family were careful and prepared gifts according to the situation and characteristics of each person in the sub-bureau.The straight men of the Kou family also gave magic weapons and... a set of Ultraman adult suits according to the situation and characteristics of each person in the branch.

The female members of the Kou family hid their faces and felt ashamed, and the straight men of the Kou family looked frank. Kou Xuanling's eight-year-old nephew patted his chest and said boldly and righteously: "Take it. It doesn't matter. I can buy it again when I grow up." It's like cutting a heart.

Kaixuan said solemnly: "Thank you." Then she took out her favorite red dress from the bottom of her press box: "Give it to you."

The eldest nephew felt instantly insulted, but seeing Kai Xuan's serious face, the eldest nephew could only silently accept the red dress that the girl was wearing with tears in his eyes.He is obviously a blue boy with a penis, so sad.

When going back, Kaixuan asked Kou Xuanling curiously: "Is he unhappy? Did I send the wrong gift?"

Kou Xuanling suppressed a smile: "No. He was overjoyed."

In the sub-bureau, Mao Xiaoli propped her cheek to watch.Zhang Qiudao peeked from the game screen from time to time, and was hacked to death by accident, so he simply didn't play fair and square aiming.Sitting directly opposite Ma Shanfeng, he took a sip from his teacup.

The atmosphere was eerie.

Chen Yang entered the door, stunned for a moment: "What are you doing?"

Mao Xiaoli had a complicated expression: "I haven't seen you in half a month, and my nine-year-old daughter has come out. As expected of Brother Chen."

Zhang Qiudao: "It's worthy of the game."

Ma Shanfeng took a sip of tea and said, "You guys had children out of wedlock?" He remembered that Chen Yang had only been married to Duju for five years.

Chen Yang: "...what the hell?"

Mao Xiaoli pointed to Kou Xuanling who was eating melon seeds in a leisurely way: "He said she was your daughter."

Kou Xuanling: "If you apply for a household registration for Kaixuan, it will fall into your household registration and be regarded as your adopted daughter. I'm not wrong."

Chen Yang raised his eyebrows: "Besides a daughter, can't it be a younger sister?" He sat next to Kaixuan and introduced her to other people in the branch office: "Kaixuan has been a fly zombie for more than 2000 years, and now lives in the branch office."

"Flying stiff? Zombie blood?" Ma Shanfeng immediately thought of this, Zhang Qiudao and Mao Xiaoli also became vigilant and serious.Chen Yang said: "Don't be nervous, Kui Xuan's zombie blood has been replaced with human blood."

As soon as he told about Du Shuo's replacement of Kai Xuan's zombie blood, the few people stopped being nervous and returned to the relaxed state just now.To be honest, Chen Yang and others are not mature enough to deal with the children. Fortunately, Arima Mountain.Ma Shanfeng has a wide network of contacts, and he handles things smoothly and meticulously.Kaixuan handed over all the procedures and materials such as household registration to him, including going to school.

"Go to school?" Chen Yang and Kaixuan looked at each other: "Which school does Kaixuan go to? Elementary school?" It was too embarrassing for Kaixuan, who is more than 2000 years old, to stay with real nine-year-old children in the teacher's room and read pinyin.

Ma Shanfeng pondered for a moment and said: "If she can learn all the content of elementary school in a short period of time, she can skip junior high school. A child prodigy in junior high school at the age of nine is not considered outstanding in the capital, and will not attract much attention. Let her go to school. Learn how to get along with people. If you bring her back to the precinct and don't let her go out, it will be no different from being in the ancient tomb."

Chen Yang nodded: "You are right."

Kui Xuan tilted his head: "Chen Xiaoyang, do I want to go to school?"

"do you mind?"

Wei Xuan shook his head: "I haven't been there."

She is obedient and clever, and when she looks at people quietly with a pair of pupils, she is even more obedient to the point of softening her heart.Ma Shanfeng put down his teacup, walked over to push Chen Yang away and said to her, "Kaixuan, call him Grandpa Ma." He shamelessly asked a child over 2000 years old to call him Grandpa.

However, after Kaixuan called grandpa obediently, Mao Xiaoli and Zhang Qiudao squeezed over to call brother and sister.Chen Yang twitched the corners of his mouth, a group of shameless colleagues.

At this moment, Big Fatty shouted loudly from outside: "Chen Xiaoyang, I heard that you are back?" When Big Fatty walked in from outside, several people in the sub-bureau suddenly saw the walking mountain of meat, which was still round.

Chen Yang: "Big fat, your food is really good. Why are you getting fat again?"

The big fat man slowly moved his head, which was fat enough to become a basketball, and said: "The local officials forgive sins, the gates of ghosts are wide open, various Taoist temples are widely offering alms, and the number of incense offerings has increased greatly. These are good things, and they can fill you up. After digesting Well, I can still lose weight."

Incense and offering food, eat gas.It is indeed able to fill the stomach, the big fat is eating too much now, and after digesting the gas, he will be able to return to his original appearance of fifty catties.Ma Shanfeng's original appearance can only be described as slightly fat, but now he is really fat, and he feels like he can be released into the air like a balloon if he is tied with a string.

Mao Xiaoli winked at Zhang Qiudao, and the two quietly walked around behind the big fat man and put him on the scale: 40 kg.

Fatty froze all over, in disbelief.Then he flicked his tail and said calmly, "It's okay, I can be thinner."

Chen Yang: "Otherwise, I'll ask Xiao Li to draw a Dao talisman to help you digest? You are really full."

Fatty refused: "It's hard for me to feel full, even if I'm full, it's very satisfying." It's a cat ghost, and cat ghosts can't get enough of anything except offerings.Big fat has a lot of opinions on this point. Eating small dried fish can't satisfy the hunger, but it will grow meat.

Fatty used to dare not eat offerings because of Xu Ani's affairs. He had been starving for thousands of years, and he didn't dare to eat extravagantly until he caught Xu Ani.If you don't pay attention, you will be full.

Kai Xuan stared at Big Fatty curiously. In her eyes, this is an old cat ghost after drinking and eating.Fatty and Kaixuan met eyes, and suddenly his hair exploded: "Zombie!!!"

Kai Xuan blinked, bared his small fangs and bared twice at Big Fatty.Fatty screamed as if he had been stepped on a cat's tail, jumped onto the table in an attacking posture, and wanted to confront her head-on.But maybe Big Fatty hadn't realized his weight yet, and hit the table halfway and made a loud 'clang'.

The air was very quiet for a while, and after a while, Chen Yang asked, "Do you still want a magic talisman? It helps digestion."

"...Yes." Big Fatty slid himself under the table, like a fluffy carpet.The fat on his body is almost water, the kind that can be shaped at will.

Kaixuan stepped on the fat and soft flesh, and the meaty mountain under his feet trembled twice in fear.She smiled and bent her eyebrows, feeling that she had found a fun game.

Ma Shanfeng quickly completed the registration and admission procedures for Kaixuan, and chose a middle school that was closest to the branch office, and the quality of teaching was pretty good.The main reason is that you don’t need to live on campus, and you can go back to the branch office for lunch at noon.

Kaixuan entered the household registration of Chen Yang's parents and became his younger sister Chen Kaixuan.After the certificate was issued, Chen Yang personally sent Kui Xuan to take the grade-skipping exam. Kui Xuan was very smart, and the modern simplified characters were a little strange to her, but it didn't bother her.

As a result, the grade-skipping exam was successfully passed, and Kaixuan officially became a middle school student. .

The author has something to say:

It’s true that the Zihe car is a platform board. Although it is scary, some people think it is very healthy, and some people think it carries many infectious diseases.

This chapter is not a photo 'placenta', don't worry, it's not scary, I promise.