Hit the yin and yang road
Chapter 54
Chen Yang walked into the branch office and saw Mao Xiaoli sitting on the sofa checking Weibo, so he asked her: "Xiao Li, did Du Shuo come back yesterday?"
Mao Xiaoli looked up: "No. Did you catch the Wutongshen? Didn't I and Zhang Qiudao help the police arrest those who were played by the Wutongshen? When I was arresting them, I found a large-scale cult site, which was worshiping A statue of the God of Five Powers. Zhang Qiudao took a photo and asked his family members, and found that it was the statue of the God of Anle. Also, we encountered many things, during which we encountered ghosts threatening our lives, tsk tsk, the scene was dangerous—”
Chen Yang interrupted her: "Where is Zhang Qiudao?"
"Continue to help. Let's assist the police separately. My side is done, and his side still has a case to go."
Chen Yang: "Well, I'm a little tired. I'll go upstairs to rest first." After speaking, he went upstairs, came down again after a while, and said to Mao Xiaoli at the stairway: "If Du Shuo comes back, please let me know on WeChat."
"Okay." Mao Xiaoli nodded, staring blankly at Chen Yang's back disappearing into the corner, then turned to face Kou Xuanling who was sitting beside her, raised her thumbs up and pointed in Chen Yang's direction and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"
Kou Xuanling poured water and drank the whole glass to suppress his shock: "Missing."
Mao Xiaoli was surprised: "Didn't we just meet yesterday?" Are these old couples still playing with each other every day?
"They have a good relationship." Kou Xuanling raised his eyelids and glanced at Mao Xiaoli: "You have never been in a relationship, so you don't understand."
Mao Xiaoli was not convinced: "You understand?" She can guarantee that Kou Xuanling, the straight universe man, may not get out of the singles after giving birth to a baby by herself.
Kou Xuanling snorted twice: "I've never been in a relationship, but I understand that feeling."
Mao Xiaoli was silent for a while, sitting beside Kou Xuanling silently, looking at him with gossipy bright eyes: "Is there a crush?"
"It's not you." Kou Xuanling replied bluntly.Mao Xiaoli almost wanted to blow his head off, but Cosmos Steel was able to end the whole topic with one sentence and pull down the full hatred.
"Thank you for your noble hand." Mao Xiaoli did not give up gossip: "How do you understand that kind of feeling? When did you understand? Who is the other party?"
Kou Xuanling: "I understood it when I was 16 years old." Mao Xiaoli made a pause gesture, pulled the melon seeds on the opposite side, and motioned for him while knocking.Kou Xuanling continued: "16 years old was the first time I received an order to travel far away. I was young and inexperienced, and I was sick and sick. A portrait of the grandfather!"
Mao Xiaoli stopped eating melon seeds, not only did she lose the urge to eat melon seeds, she even wanted to smash the melon seeds in his face.Kou Xuanling still had lingering fears when he recalled the feeling at that time: "The portraits of the ancestors are all drawn by myself. The portraits sold outside are all fake, and it is not easy to buy. Basically, the portraits of the ancestors of the Sanqing Dynasty are sold." He sighed : "It took three days to complete that task. It seems that I haven't seen the patriarch for ten years. When I came back, I immediately took a bath and fasted to worship the patriarch. From then on, the portrait of the patriarch never left my body."
Mao Xiaoli: "One day is like three autumns, and it's only been nine years since we haven't seen each other for three days."
Kou Xuanling: "Round up."
"Oh." Mao Xiaoli poured out the melon seed skin indifferently. Due to her excessive movement, a piece of melon seed skin fell on Kou Xuanling's big toe.She looked at it and grinned coldly.
Kou Xuanling suddenly felt that he was being targeted, but he didn't know when he offended Mao Xiaoli.It happened that Ma Shanfeng came out, so he heard Kou Xuanling's complaint: "A woman's heart is a needle in the sea."
Ma Shanfeng: "It depends on the person." Kou Xuanling was puzzled, but Ma Shanfeng didn't explain, and instead said: "I just heard Bureau Chen mentioning Bureau Du in the office? Why... did you lose your horse?"
If Ma Shanfeng was asking about Kou Xuanling from the day before, he would definitely not know.So today Kou Xuanling looked at Ma Shanfeng's penetrating gaze in shock, and Ma Shanfeng saw the answer he wanted to know from Kou Xuanling's expression.
Kou Xuanling: "Uncle Ma, I only now know that you are the most secretive person in the sub-bureau." Du Shuo is the most secretive person, but he does not belong to the sub-bureau.
Uncle Ma waved his hand: "After a lot of experience and seeing, it's easy to see. Is Director Chen angry?"
Kou Xuanling: "It doesn't look like it. Hiss! Chen Ju married a ghost? How could he marry a ghost as a living person? He also married that big man. I feel like I'm dreaming absurd dreams."
Ma Shanfeng said that he could help Kou Xuanling wake up, but was rejected by righteous words.Ma Shanfeng said: "Chen Ju doesn't look like a long-lived person."
Just this sentence, there is a lot of information worth visiting.Kou Xuanling: "Will it involve forbidden techniques?"
Ma Shanfeng dispelled his doubts: "If any evil spirit in the nether world has a yin relationship with Chen Ju, it can be suspected of forbidden techniques. But Chen Ju's target is the one in Fengdu. What forbidden techniques can be used on that person?" Body? Look at the way they get along, that one loves Chen Ju very much, if it weren't for Chen Ju being here, that person wouldn't even show up here, let alone chat with our friends."
Emperor Fengdu is a god of Taoism, so he naturally has his pride.Although he won't disdain mortals, he won't join the crowd of mortals either.Emperor Fengdu appeared in the General Administration four years ago as the head of the bureau. He was only seen a few times in big orders involving the fate of the country, and the rest of the time he was so mysterious that he disappeared at all.
Kou Xuanling respected Du Shuo very much, and regarded him as the only object of respect and struggle besides the patriarch.He said to Ma Shanfeng: "I used to think that Duju was the head of some mysterious sect, and sometimes I didn't see him for a year. When I came to the branch, I found that I saw him often, so I realized that it was my companion. Now think about it. , The Bureau is also really busy, taking care of the General Bureau and Fengdu, and going home often. Sometimes when I get up in the middle of the night, I can see him rushing back, and then leave in the early morning. This kind of heart is commendable."
Kou Xuanling didn't hesitate to give praise, and said, "I heard that a few people in the Taoist Association know the true identity of Duju?"
"Some people know. They heard that it was the man who suddenly appeared in front of them when he came to Yangjian and mentioned something to them." Ma Shanfeng laughed twice: "It's Duju's way of doing things, although it's a bit unreasonable but Bright and aboveboard, but also straightforward."
Kou Xuanling: "It seems that Bureau Chen didn't know the identity of Bureau Du before." Seeing Ma Shanfeng's surprised gaze, he added: "But now I know."
Ma Shanfeng didn't expect Du Shuo to hide such important news from Chen Yang: "How is Bureau Chen feeling?"
Kou Xuanling thought about it and chose the most suitable word to describe it: "calm."
"The calmer it is, the more terrifying the eruption will be. Underneath the calm is roiling magma and turbulent river water. Once there is a gap, there will be a large number of casualties in the eruption." Ma Shanfeng said with compassion.
Kou Xuanling: "Have experience?"
"I was discovered by your sister-in-law when I hid my private money. She was calm for a few days, and I was trembling for several days, just to get out the private money I had saved for more than ten years. After hard work, I returned to the pre-liberation overnight." Ma Shanfeng Sighing, after receiving Kou Xuanling's sympathetic gaze, he waved his hand and said, "Don't meddle in the matter of Bureau Chen and Bureau Du."
After finishing speaking, he turned around and returned to the office, closed the doors and windows and double-checked, then took out the box from a secret place and counted it, and there was a lot of private money.Taking himself as an example just now made him feel that the fear of being handed over his private house money suddenly followed like a shadow, and he had to count it before he was relieved.
After Zhou Qi reported to Du Shuo about the nursing home, Du Shuo responded calmly, saying that he knew and let him handle it.Zhou Qi felt that he should properly flatter Emperor Fengdu, so he hurriedly reported the matter about his sister-in-law.
Du Shuo really became interested. Although his expression didn't change much, he was listening carefully.As he listened, his expression changed subtly: "You said that when Yang Yang shouted 'Emperor Fengdu ruled the Wufang Ghost Emperor Zhou Qi', did you respond?"
Zhou Qi nodded: "Yes. But I asked my sister-in-law what happened, but he didn't say anything."
Looking at Zhou Qi's loyal and serious face with a beard like a halberd, and then seeing his flattering with the word "sister-in-law" in every sentence.Du Shuo nodded, forced his lips into a smile, and managed to make Zhou Qi shut up and show a horrified expression.
"Zhou begging."
Zhou Qi responded in shock, and shuddered by the way.
"You go to manage Sizuka Mountain, it's been busy lately."
Zhou Qi was stunned for a moment, and said, "Isn't there a ghost emperor there to govern?" Sizhong Mountain is within the jurisdiction of the Western Ghost Emperor, far away from his Baodu Mountain, and Western Sizhong Mountain is famous for its many business affairs busy.
"I know, it's busy over there."
"Okay. Then Baodu Mountain..."
"You still deal with it."
Zhou Qi looked at the emperor slightly hurt, and finally left silently. He should understand that he has no talent for flattering.
Du Shuo maintained a calm and calm attitude until Zhou Qi left, and when Zhou Qi left, he stood up and left Fengdu in a hurry to appear at the gate of the branch office.When he walked into the first floor, he rarely hesitated. When he saw Kou Xuanling who was painting the portrait of the patriarch, he asked him, "How is Yangyang today?"
Kou Xuanling put down the brush, thought for a while and said, "Calm."
Du Shuo had a bad feeling and hesitated even more.But what should be faced is still to be faced, Kou Xuanling solemnly said to him: "Come on, take care." Du Shuo looked coldly at the portrait on his desktop, Kou Xuanling shut his mouth to express that he would not go to see him Good show.
After Du Shuo went upstairs, Ma Shanfeng opened the door and asked Kou Xuanling silently. The latter pointed his index finger upstairs and said silently, "Go up."
So Ma Shanfeng informed Mao Xiaoli to pay attention to the situation, but Mao Xiaoli dared not open the door to look openly, so she quietly used the drone.This thing was used to bribe her by a girl who filmed the priest of abstinence, Kou Xuanling, and now it comes in handy.But when Du Shuo heard the buzzing sound above his head, he raised his head and glanced at Mao Xiaoli's room.
The drone paused in the air for a while, then quietly returned to the room.Mao Xiaoli was scared.
Kou Xuanling: "Count!"
Mao Xiaoli hummed twice: "You can go up if you want." No one dared to go up, but Mao Xiaoli didn't dare to look, but secretly listened.
Du Shuo stopped trying to knock on the door, and opened the door with a key instead.Knock knocked in and found that Chen Yang was sewing clothes with his back turned to him.Standing behind him, Du Shuo glanced secretly, and found that Chen Yang was sewing his clothes.There is something embroidered on his clothes, and it looks like a pig in outline.
Du Shuo was silent. When Chen Yang was angry, he secretly sewed all kinds of pigs on his clothes, and when he was very angry, he sewed openly in front of his face.Don't look like he's venting his anger innocuously, but Du Shuo actually has to go out to work in a dress embroidered with a pig's head.In this way, Chen Yang will calm down.
Chen Yang: "Come?"
Du Shuo responded: "Yeah." Then he sat beside him, quietly watched him embroider pig heads, and praised his craftsmanship by the way: "It's beautiful."
Chen Yang glanced at him, smiled lightly and pulled his lips: "Thank you." After thinking about it, he added: "I'm very honored." After finishing speaking, he tied a thread.Du Shuo quickly handed over the scissors, and Chen Yang took the scissors and cut off the thread, picked up the clothes and shook them to check the embroidered pig's head.
Chen Yang's craftsmanship is good, the embroidered pig's head is vivid, but it is located in the center of the chest.When you look at it, you will exclaim a few words, and you will lose face if you wear it yourself.But Du Shuo had no choice but to praise: "It's so beautiful. Yangyang is ingenious."
"No, I'm ingenious. Otherwise, I wouldn't know the identity of the person next to my pillow, and I plan to raise money for his merits and promotion." Chen Yang put the embroidered clothes aside, picked up another one and continued to embroider.
Du Shuo glanced roughly, and there were seven pieces of clothing.It shows that Chen Yang is really angry. In the past, there were no more than five pieces of clothes embroidered with pig heads, but now he has prepared seven pieces!It's still fair and aboveboard in front of him!The emperor was wronged, and the emperor hurriedly coaxed softly: "It's my fault that I didn't tell you in advance, and I always keep it from you."
"You hinted to me a long time ago that half of the jade finger is half of the seal of Emperor Fengdu. I just didn't realize it." Chen Yang blamed himself, but normal people knew that he was angry, so angry that he didn't want to vent his anger Others are even more lazy to find the culprit to vent their anger.
Du Shuo held Chen Yang's hand, but the latter wanted to break free but couldn't.Du Shuo kissed the back of Chen Yang's hand, and said in a low voice, "Yangyang, don't blame me, okay? I didn't mean to lie to you. At first I felt that there was no need to talk about my identity, but then I didn't know how to say it."
When they first got married, Du Shuo didn't take their marriage seriously, so he didn't reveal his identity.After being tempted, he didn't know how to speak. Chen Yang was anxious and worried, and his eyes were full of him, which made the emperor reluctant to reveal his identity.A Buddhist young man who has been single for thousands of years has a family before falling in love. Naturally, he can't be considerate when he is tempted.When he wanted to be considerate, he didn't know what to say.
Chen Yang trusted those close to him, so he never doubted Shuo Shuo.Even though Du Shuo secretly gave him half of the seal of Emperor Fengdu as a wedding ring, he wanted to see if he could discover it by himself.Unexpectedly, Chen Yang didn't find out for several years, Du Shuo had no choice but to keep giving himself the status of an oppressed and exploited little ghost, and he had to get a promotion for himself.
When Chen Yang scolded him, he couldn't scold himself, he could only nod in agreement.
Chen Yang didn't look directly at Du Shuo, but only glanced at him: "What else are you hiding from me?"
Du Shuo: "It's gone."
"Sure?"
Du Shuo nodded, and there was a momentary hesitation after nodding.Seeing this, Chen Yang frowned: "What else are you hiding from me? Tell me everything now."
"Everyone in the Underworld of Fengdu knows about your relationship with me."
"I knew—" Chen Yang suddenly stopped, staring at Du Shuo full of disbelief.He used to think that Du Shuo was a poor ghost, so he was very casual when summoning Fengdu Yinsi. He thought it was Du Shuo who made a good relationship and asked his colleagues to help take care of him.Every time he sent off the Yinsi ghost messengers, he would treat them as Dushuo's companions and give them a meal before paying for their hard work.
So those ghosts and ghosts are not Dushuo helping him build a good relationship at all, it's just because he is the 'sister-in-law'!
Du Shuo comforted him: "There are still some ghosts who don't know the situation. They think that someone from your ancestors was working in the underworld." Although they know a lot, and they often fight to snatch Chen Yang's summoning quota.
The Ghost Division of the Fengdu Yin Prefecture was anxious to grab the quota that Chen Yang summoned. One of them was that Chen Yang was generous, and the other was that they all wanted to meet the wife of Emperor Fengdu and come to pay their respects to the 'sister-in-law'.
Chen Yang threw the clothes embroidered with pig heads into Du Shuo's arms, then picked up another dress to embroider bigger pig heads: "You go out first, I don't want to see you."
Du Shuo grabbed Chen Yang's hand and kissed again and again, all the while staring at Chen Yang's eyes: "Yangyang..." and showing a pitiful expression.Du Shuo is handsome and indifferent, even if he pretends to be pitiful for a while, people can't bear to blame him.However, Chen Yang had been with him for many years, and although he rarely showed weakness, this time it was different.
Chen Yang withdrew his hand and pointed to the clothes in his arms: "Go out first, I don't want to see you."
Du Shuo changed into the pig's head embroidered clothes on the spot, and stood in front of Chen Yang to calm him down.Chen Yang took a look and stared at him sullenly.Du Shuo was wronged: "Then I'll go and stand at the door first."
He walked back to the door three times a step at a time, and closed the door at Chen Yang's request.As soon as the door was closed, his expression immediately returned to indifference. He looked down at the pig's head on his chest, touched the stitches, and praised the little wife's craftsmanship in his heart.Although the pig's head is detrimental to the majesty of the emperor, it is actually quite cute after looking at it for a long time.
The emperor thinks that Yang Yang is good at everything, even the pig's head embroidered on his clothes is very cute.He stood at the door, thinking about how he should calm down Chen Yang.
Ma Shanfeng passed by holding a teacup, looked at the emperor and then at the pig's head on his chest, and said calmly, "I'll go find Mao Xiaoli and urge her to finish her summer homework."
The emperor looked at him indifferently.Ma Shanfeng walked over with a serious expression and knocked on Mao Xiaoli's door.Mao Xiaoli bared her head, stared straight at the pig's head on Du Shuo's chest, stepped aside to let Ma Shanfeng in, and then closed the door.
Du Shuo stared coldly at Mao Xiaoli's door, and took a long time to look away.After a while, Kou Xuanling passed by with the portrait of the patriarch that he had just painted, stopped in front of Du Shuo and explained calmly: "I want to dry the painting, and Mao Xiaoli's balcony has a good wind direction. I'll borrow her balcony."
After saying hello solemnly, he knocked on Mao Xiaoli's door, and the heads of Mao Xiaoli and Ma Shanfeng were exposed inside the door.Du Shuo looked over and asked softly, "Does it look good?"
The three of them sneaked into the room and closed the door together, then sat around and told Zhang Qiudao to come back to watch the show.And they wanted to see the pig's head on Du Shuo's chest again, Mao Xiaoli praised: "Brother Chen's embroidery skills are really good, that pig's head is very cute."
Kou Xuanling: "Chen Yang was very angry, and even drove Duju to the door to punish him. Chen Yang has always been very obedient in front of Duju, and the relationship between the two is also very good. Now that Chen Yang is so angry, will it lead to a breakdown in their relationship? ?”
Ma Shanfeng: "No. There are fights at the head of the bed and quarrels at the end of the bed. It's like this between husband and wife. The more you quarrel, the deeper the relationship will be."
Mao Xiaoli: "Then let's continue watching the show, don't you want to help?"
"Uncle Ma advises you not to interfere in other people's love life."
Mao Xiaoli: "What if the bureau comes to your door?"
"Friendly advice."
"Deputy Director Ma is very experienced?" Du Shuo suddenly appeared behind Ma Shanfeng, and Ma Shanfeng calmly stood up and faced him.Du Shuo sat down: "Why don't you give me some friendship advice?"
Ma Shanfeng: "No problem." He pointed to Du Shuo and compared himself: "Here comes."
Mao Xiaoli and Kou Xuanling tried their best to minimize their sense of existence, squatting beside them and listening quietly, never interrupting a word.But Du Shuo still noticed them and looked at them quietly.Although the two of them tried their best to let go, they still couldn't bear Du Shuo's indifferent and stern eyes, and went out in despair.
After closing the door, Mao Xiaoli suddenly realized: "Why was I kicked out of my room?"
Kou Xuanling: "You have to pay to watch the show." After that, he went downstairs to his room and had to blow dry the portrait of the patriarch.Mao Xiaoli thought about it, and felt that she would stay alone to watch the show, and she didn't have the courage to watch it, so she might as well go downstairs and wait for Zhang Qiudao to come back, and encourage him to come along.So she followed downstairs and waited for Zhang Qiudao in the living room.
Du Shuo and Ma Shanfeng locked themselves in the room to discuss for half an hour. After half an hour, Du Shuo returned to the room. After closing the door, Chen Yang did not go downstairs that night.At dinner time, Zhang Qiudao rushed back to watch the play, only to see the closed door.During fruit time after dinner, a few people were enjoying the cool air in the courtyard. Mao Xiaoli asked curiously, "Uncle Ma, what trick did you and Duju do?"
"No way. How can there be any way? As I said, don't meddle in marriage matters. Advice from those who have experienced it." Ma Shanfeng smiled honestly: "There are fights at the head of the bed and reconciliation at the end of the bed. There is a little conflict between husband and wife, which is a bit Small emotions are normal."
Kou Xuanling and Zhang Qiudao looked at each other, and then looked at Ma Shanfeng, who was pestered by Mao Xiaoli to ask questions, but smiled and avoided the topic with a few words, both felt that Jiang was still old and hot.Ma Shanfeng, a Buddhist old man, cannot be offended.
The next day Chen Yang went out with Du Shuo, and the relationship was as good as before.
Chen Yang sent Du Shuo out and brought him breakfast: "Busy again?"
Du Shuo pinched Chen Yang's chin and kissed again and again, the two were very close.After answering, he said: "There is still a bit of tail to be dealt with last time, so I will come back at night."
"Aren't you coming back for lunch?"
"I will try my best to send you a message when I have time."
"Okay. Then I'll wait for you."
Chen Yang watched Du Shuo leave, and turned his head to see Ma Shanfeng and the others staring straight at him: "What's the matter?"
The four of them vaguely glanced at the red mark on Chen Yang's neck, shook their heads and drank the porridge.After Chen Yang went back to catch up on sleep, the other two except Mao Xiaoli looked at Ma Shanfeng with meaningful eyes.
Mao Xiaoli was still very puzzled: "Uncle Ma, did Brother Chen forgive me?"
"Yes. Reconciled."
"Then why is Duju still wearing clothes embroidered with pig heads?"
"Forgiveness does not mean that the punishment is also exempted. Besides, when the two reconcile, the punishment becomes a show of affection, understand?"
Mao Xiaoli shook her head, not understanding.She looked at Zhang Qiudao and Kou Xuanling: "Do you understand?" They both shook their heads.
Zhou Qi's eyes would always uncontrollably glance at the pig's head on the Emperor's chest, and finally he couldn't bear to ask, but he got a meaningful look and a snort from the Emperor.
Du Shuo said, "Yangyang embroidered it."
Zhou Qi: "Sister-in-law is ingenious and ingenious, she is different from others."
Du Shuo sneered twice.
Zhou Qi said nonchalantly, "The emperor and his sister-in-law are really affectionate, they love each other, and they are a perfect match."
Du Shuo's face turned pale.
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The underworld ghost messenger of Fengdu's Yin Division: Pig's head is embroidered on the emperor's clothes? !
Zhou Qi: What do you know?My sister-in-law embroidered it herself!
The underworld ghost messenger of Fengdu's Yin Division: The sister-in-law is ingenious and unique.
Mao Xiaoli looked up: "No. Did you catch the Wutongshen? Didn't I and Zhang Qiudao help the police arrest those who were played by the Wutongshen? When I was arresting them, I found a large-scale cult site, which was worshiping A statue of the God of Five Powers. Zhang Qiudao took a photo and asked his family members, and found that it was the statue of the God of Anle. Also, we encountered many things, during which we encountered ghosts threatening our lives, tsk tsk, the scene was dangerous—”
Chen Yang interrupted her: "Where is Zhang Qiudao?"
"Continue to help. Let's assist the police separately. My side is done, and his side still has a case to go."
Chen Yang: "Well, I'm a little tired. I'll go upstairs to rest first." After speaking, he went upstairs, came down again after a while, and said to Mao Xiaoli at the stairway: "If Du Shuo comes back, please let me know on WeChat."
"Okay." Mao Xiaoli nodded, staring blankly at Chen Yang's back disappearing into the corner, then turned to face Kou Xuanling who was sitting beside her, raised her thumbs up and pointed in Chen Yang's direction and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"
Kou Xuanling poured water and drank the whole glass to suppress his shock: "Missing."
Mao Xiaoli was surprised: "Didn't we just meet yesterday?" Are these old couples still playing with each other every day?
"They have a good relationship." Kou Xuanling raised his eyelids and glanced at Mao Xiaoli: "You have never been in a relationship, so you don't understand."
Mao Xiaoli was not convinced: "You understand?" She can guarantee that Kou Xuanling, the straight universe man, may not get out of the singles after giving birth to a baby by herself.
Kou Xuanling snorted twice: "I've never been in a relationship, but I understand that feeling."
Mao Xiaoli was silent for a while, sitting beside Kou Xuanling silently, looking at him with gossipy bright eyes: "Is there a crush?"
"It's not you." Kou Xuanling replied bluntly.Mao Xiaoli almost wanted to blow his head off, but Cosmos Steel was able to end the whole topic with one sentence and pull down the full hatred.
"Thank you for your noble hand." Mao Xiaoli did not give up gossip: "How do you understand that kind of feeling? When did you understand? Who is the other party?"
Kou Xuanling: "I understood it when I was 16 years old." Mao Xiaoli made a pause gesture, pulled the melon seeds on the opposite side, and motioned for him while knocking.Kou Xuanling continued: "16 years old was the first time I received an order to travel far away. I was young and inexperienced, and I was sick and sick. A portrait of the grandfather!"
Mao Xiaoli stopped eating melon seeds, not only did she lose the urge to eat melon seeds, she even wanted to smash the melon seeds in his face.Kou Xuanling still had lingering fears when he recalled the feeling at that time: "The portraits of the ancestors are all drawn by myself. The portraits sold outside are all fake, and it is not easy to buy. Basically, the portraits of the ancestors of the Sanqing Dynasty are sold." He sighed : "It took three days to complete that task. It seems that I haven't seen the patriarch for ten years. When I came back, I immediately took a bath and fasted to worship the patriarch. From then on, the portrait of the patriarch never left my body."
Mao Xiaoli: "One day is like three autumns, and it's only been nine years since we haven't seen each other for three days."
Kou Xuanling: "Round up."
"Oh." Mao Xiaoli poured out the melon seed skin indifferently. Due to her excessive movement, a piece of melon seed skin fell on Kou Xuanling's big toe.She looked at it and grinned coldly.
Kou Xuanling suddenly felt that he was being targeted, but he didn't know when he offended Mao Xiaoli.It happened that Ma Shanfeng came out, so he heard Kou Xuanling's complaint: "A woman's heart is a needle in the sea."
Ma Shanfeng: "It depends on the person." Kou Xuanling was puzzled, but Ma Shanfeng didn't explain, and instead said: "I just heard Bureau Chen mentioning Bureau Du in the office? Why... did you lose your horse?"
If Ma Shanfeng was asking about Kou Xuanling from the day before, he would definitely not know.So today Kou Xuanling looked at Ma Shanfeng's penetrating gaze in shock, and Ma Shanfeng saw the answer he wanted to know from Kou Xuanling's expression.
Kou Xuanling: "Uncle Ma, I only now know that you are the most secretive person in the sub-bureau." Du Shuo is the most secretive person, but he does not belong to the sub-bureau.
Uncle Ma waved his hand: "After a lot of experience and seeing, it's easy to see. Is Director Chen angry?"
Kou Xuanling: "It doesn't look like it. Hiss! Chen Ju married a ghost? How could he marry a ghost as a living person? He also married that big man. I feel like I'm dreaming absurd dreams."
Ma Shanfeng said that he could help Kou Xuanling wake up, but was rejected by righteous words.Ma Shanfeng said: "Chen Ju doesn't look like a long-lived person."
Just this sentence, there is a lot of information worth visiting.Kou Xuanling: "Will it involve forbidden techniques?"
Ma Shanfeng dispelled his doubts: "If any evil spirit in the nether world has a yin relationship with Chen Ju, it can be suspected of forbidden techniques. But Chen Ju's target is the one in Fengdu. What forbidden techniques can be used on that person?" Body? Look at the way they get along, that one loves Chen Ju very much, if it weren't for Chen Ju being here, that person wouldn't even show up here, let alone chat with our friends."
Emperor Fengdu is a god of Taoism, so he naturally has his pride.Although he won't disdain mortals, he won't join the crowd of mortals either.Emperor Fengdu appeared in the General Administration four years ago as the head of the bureau. He was only seen a few times in big orders involving the fate of the country, and the rest of the time he was so mysterious that he disappeared at all.
Kou Xuanling respected Du Shuo very much, and regarded him as the only object of respect and struggle besides the patriarch.He said to Ma Shanfeng: "I used to think that Duju was the head of some mysterious sect, and sometimes I didn't see him for a year. When I came to the branch, I found that I saw him often, so I realized that it was my companion. Now think about it. , The Bureau is also really busy, taking care of the General Bureau and Fengdu, and going home often. Sometimes when I get up in the middle of the night, I can see him rushing back, and then leave in the early morning. This kind of heart is commendable."
Kou Xuanling didn't hesitate to give praise, and said, "I heard that a few people in the Taoist Association know the true identity of Duju?"
"Some people know. They heard that it was the man who suddenly appeared in front of them when he came to Yangjian and mentioned something to them." Ma Shanfeng laughed twice: "It's Duju's way of doing things, although it's a bit unreasonable but Bright and aboveboard, but also straightforward."
Kou Xuanling: "It seems that Bureau Chen didn't know the identity of Bureau Du before." Seeing Ma Shanfeng's surprised gaze, he added: "But now I know."
Ma Shanfeng didn't expect Du Shuo to hide such important news from Chen Yang: "How is Bureau Chen feeling?"
Kou Xuanling thought about it and chose the most suitable word to describe it: "calm."
"The calmer it is, the more terrifying the eruption will be. Underneath the calm is roiling magma and turbulent river water. Once there is a gap, there will be a large number of casualties in the eruption." Ma Shanfeng said with compassion.
Kou Xuanling: "Have experience?"
"I was discovered by your sister-in-law when I hid my private money. She was calm for a few days, and I was trembling for several days, just to get out the private money I had saved for more than ten years. After hard work, I returned to the pre-liberation overnight." Ma Shanfeng Sighing, after receiving Kou Xuanling's sympathetic gaze, he waved his hand and said, "Don't meddle in the matter of Bureau Chen and Bureau Du."
After finishing speaking, he turned around and returned to the office, closed the doors and windows and double-checked, then took out the box from a secret place and counted it, and there was a lot of private money.Taking himself as an example just now made him feel that the fear of being handed over his private house money suddenly followed like a shadow, and he had to count it before he was relieved.
After Zhou Qi reported to Du Shuo about the nursing home, Du Shuo responded calmly, saying that he knew and let him handle it.Zhou Qi felt that he should properly flatter Emperor Fengdu, so he hurriedly reported the matter about his sister-in-law.
Du Shuo really became interested. Although his expression didn't change much, he was listening carefully.As he listened, his expression changed subtly: "You said that when Yang Yang shouted 'Emperor Fengdu ruled the Wufang Ghost Emperor Zhou Qi', did you respond?"
Zhou Qi nodded: "Yes. But I asked my sister-in-law what happened, but he didn't say anything."
Looking at Zhou Qi's loyal and serious face with a beard like a halberd, and then seeing his flattering with the word "sister-in-law" in every sentence.Du Shuo nodded, forced his lips into a smile, and managed to make Zhou Qi shut up and show a horrified expression.
"Zhou begging."
Zhou Qi responded in shock, and shuddered by the way.
"You go to manage Sizuka Mountain, it's been busy lately."
Zhou Qi was stunned for a moment, and said, "Isn't there a ghost emperor there to govern?" Sizhong Mountain is within the jurisdiction of the Western Ghost Emperor, far away from his Baodu Mountain, and Western Sizhong Mountain is famous for its many business affairs busy.
"I know, it's busy over there."
"Okay. Then Baodu Mountain..."
"You still deal with it."
Zhou Qi looked at the emperor slightly hurt, and finally left silently. He should understand that he has no talent for flattering.
Du Shuo maintained a calm and calm attitude until Zhou Qi left, and when Zhou Qi left, he stood up and left Fengdu in a hurry to appear at the gate of the branch office.When he walked into the first floor, he rarely hesitated. When he saw Kou Xuanling who was painting the portrait of the patriarch, he asked him, "How is Yangyang today?"
Kou Xuanling put down the brush, thought for a while and said, "Calm."
Du Shuo had a bad feeling and hesitated even more.But what should be faced is still to be faced, Kou Xuanling solemnly said to him: "Come on, take care." Du Shuo looked coldly at the portrait on his desktop, Kou Xuanling shut his mouth to express that he would not go to see him Good show.
After Du Shuo went upstairs, Ma Shanfeng opened the door and asked Kou Xuanling silently. The latter pointed his index finger upstairs and said silently, "Go up."
So Ma Shanfeng informed Mao Xiaoli to pay attention to the situation, but Mao Xiaoli dared not open the door to look openly, so she quietly used the drone.This thing was used to bribe her by a girl who filmed the priest of abstinence, Kou Xuanling, and now it comes in handy.But when Du Shuo heard the buzzing sound above his head, he raised his head and glanced at Mao Xiaoli's room.
The drone paused in the air for a while, then quietly returned to the room.Mao Xiaoli was scared.
Kou Xuanling: "Count!"
Mao Xiaoli hummed twice: "You can go up if you want." No one dared to go up, but Mao Xiaoli didn't dare to look, but secretly listened.
Du Shuo stopped trying to knock on the door, and opened the door with a key instead.Knock knocked in and found that Chen Yang was sewing clothes with his back turned to him.Standing behind him, Du Shuo glanced secretly, and found that Chen Yang was sewing his clothes.There is something embroidered on his clothes, and it looks like a pig in outline.
Du Shuo was silent. When Chen Yang was angry, he secretly sewed all kinds of pigs on his clothes, and when he was very angry, he sewed openly in front of his face.Don't look like he's venting his anger innocuously, but Du Shuo actually has to go out to work in a dress embroidered with a pig's head.In this way, Chen Yang will calm down.
Chen Yang: "Come?"
Du Shuo responded: "Yeah." Then he sat beside him, quietly watched him embroider pig heads, and praised his craftsmanship by the way: "It's beautiful."
Chen Yang glanced at him, smiled lightly and pulled his lips: "Thank you." After thinking about it, he added: "I'm very honored." After finishing speaking, he tied a thread.Du Shuo quickly handed over the scissors, and Chen Yang took the scissors and cut off the thread, picked up the clothes and shook them to check the embroidered pig's head.
Chen Yang's craftsmanship is good, the embroidered pig's head is vivid, but it is located in the center of the chest.When you look at it, you will exclaim a few words, and you will lose face if you wear it yourself.But Du Shuo had no choice but to praise: "It's so beautiful. Yangyang is ingenious."
"No, I'm ingenious. Otherwise, I wouldn't know the identity of the person next to my pillow, and I plan to raise money for his merits and promotion." Chen Yang put the embroidered clothes aside, picked up another one and continued to embroider.
Du Shuo glanced roughly, and there were seven pieces of clothing.It shows that Chen Yang is really angry. In the past, there were no more than five pieces of clothes embroidered with pig heads, but now he has prepared seven pieces!It's still fair and aboveboard in front of him!The emperor was wronged, and the emperor hurriedly coaxed softly: "It's my fault that I didn't tell you in advance, and I always keep it from you."
"You hinted to me a long time ago that half of the jade finger is half of the seal of Emperor Fengdu. I just didn't realize it." Chen Yang blamed himself, but normal people knew that he was angry, so angry that he didn't want to vent his anger Others are even more lazy to find the culprit to vent their anger.
Du Shuo held Chen Yang's hand, but the latter wanted to break free but couldn't.Du Shuo kissed the back of Chen Yang's hand, and said in a low voice, "Yangyang, don't blame me, okay? I didn't mean to lie to you. At first I felt that there was no need to talk about my identity, but then I didn't know how to say it."
When they first got married, Du Shuo didn't take their marriage seriously, so he didn't reveal his identity.After being tempted, he didn't know how to speak. Chen Yang was anxious and worried, and his eyes were full of him, which made the emperor reluctant to reveal his identity.A Buddhist young man who has been single for thousands of years has a family before falling in love. Naturally, he can't be considerate when he is tempted.When he wanted to be considerate, he didn't know what to say.
Chen Yang trusted those close to him, so he never doubted Shuo Shuo.Even though Du Shuo secretly gave him half of the seal of Emperor Fengdu as a wedding ring, he wanted to see if he could discover it by himself.Unexpectedly, Chen Yang didn't find out for several years, Du Shuo had no choice but to keep giving himself the status of an oppressed and exploited little ghost, and he had to get a promotion for himself.
When Chen Yang scolded him, he couldn't scold himself, he could only nod in agreement.
Chen Yang didn't look directly at Du Shuo, but only glanced at him: "What else are you hiding from me?"
Du Shuo: "It's gone."
"Sure?"
Du Shuo nodded, and there was a momentary hesitation after nodding.Seeing this, Chen Yang frowned: "What else are you hiding from me? Tell me everything now."
"Everyone in the Underworld of Fengdu knows about your relationship with me."
"I knew—" Chen Yang suddenly stopped, staring at Du Shuo full of disbelief.He used to think that Du Shuo was a poor ghost, so he was very casual when summoning Fengdu Yinsi. He thought it was Du Shuo who made a good relationship and asked his colleagues to help take care of him.Every time he sent off the Yinsi ghost messengers, he would treat them as Dushuo's companions and give them a meal before paying for their hard work.
So those ghosts and ghosts are not Dushuo helping him build a good relationship at all, it's just because he is the 'sister-in-law'!
Du Shuo comforted him: "There are still some ghosts who don't know the situation. They think that someone from your ancestors was working in the underworld." Although they know a lot, and they often fight to snatch Chen Yang's summoning quota.
The Ghost Division of the Fengdu Yin Prefecture was anxious to grab the quota that Chen Yang summoned. One of them was that Chen Yang was generous, and the other was that they all wanted to meet the wife of Emperor Fengdu and come to pay their respects to the 'sister-in-law'.
Chen Yang threw the clothes embroidered with pig heads into Du Shuo's arms, then picked up another dress to embroider bigger pig heads: "You go out first, I don't want to see you."
Du Shuo grabbed Chen Yang's hand and kissed again and again, all the while staring at Chen Yang's eyes: "Yangyang..." and showing a pitiful expression.Du Shuo is handsome and indifferent, even if he pretends to be pitiful for a while, people can't bear to blame him.However, Chen Yang had been with him for many years, and although he rarely showed weakness, this time it was different.
Chen Yang withdrew his hand and pointed to the clothes in his arms: "Go out first, I don't want to see you."
Du Shuo changed into the pig's head embroidered clothes on the spot, and stood in front of Chen Yang to calm him down.Chen Yang took a look and stared at him sullenly.Du Shuo was wronged: "Then I'll go and stand at the door first."
He walked back to the door three times a step at a time, and closed the door at Chen Yang's request.As soon as the door was closed, his expression immediately returned to indifference. He looked down at the pig's head on his chest, touched the stitches, and praised the little wife's craftsmanship in his heart.Although the pig's head is detrimental to the majesty of the emperor, it is actually quite cute after looking at it for a long time.
The emperor thinks that Yang Yang is good at everything, even the pig's head embroidered on his clothes is very cute.He stood at the door, thinking about how he should calm down Chen Yang.
Ma Shanfeng passed by holding a teacup, looked at the emperor and then at the pig's head on his chest, and said calmly, "I'll go find Mao Xiaoli and urge her to finish her summer homework."
The emperor looked at him indifferently.Ma Shanfeng walked over with a serious expression and knocked on Mao Xiaoli's door.Mao Xiaoli bared her head, stared straight at the pig's head on Du Shuo's chest, stepped aside to let Ma Shanfeng in, and then closed the door.
Du Shuo stared coldly at Mao Xiaoli's door, and took a long time to look away.After a while, Kou Xuanling passed by with the portrait of the patriarch that he had just painted, stopped in front of Du Shuo and explained calmly: "I want to dry the painting, and Mao Xiaoli's balcony has a good wind direction. I'll borrow her balcony."
After saying hello solemnly, he knocked on Mao Xiaoli's door, and the heads of Mao Xiaoli and Ma Shanfeng were exposed inside the door.Du Shuo looked over and asked softly, "Does it look good?"
The three of them sneaked into the room and closed the door together, then sat around and told Zhang Qiudao to come back to watch the show.And they wanted to see the pig's head on Du Shuo's chest again, Mao Xiaoli praised: "Brother Chen's embroidery skills are really good, that pig's head is very cute."
Kou Xuanling: "Chen Yang was very angry, and even drove Duju to the door to punish him. Chen Yang has always been very obedient in front of Duju, and the relationship between the two is also very good. Now that Chen Yang is so angry, will it lead to a breakdown in their relationship? ?”
Ma Shanfeng: "No. There are fights at the head of the bed and quarrels at the end of the bed. It's like this between husband and wife. The more you quarrel, the deeper the relationship will be."
Mao Xiaoli: "Then let's continue watching the show, don't you want to help?"
"Uncle Ma advises you not to interfere in other people's love life."
Mao Xiaoli: "What if the bureau comes to your door?"
"Friendly advice."
"Deputy Director Ma is very experienced?" Du Shuo suddenly appeared behind Ma Shanfeng, and Ma Shanfeng calmly stood up and faced him.Du Shuo sat down: "Why don't you give me some friendship advice?"
Ma Shanfeng: "No problem." He pointed to Du Shuo and compared himself: "Here comes."
Mao Xiaoli and Kou Xuanling tried their best to minimize their sense of existence, squatting beside them and listening quietly, never interrupting a word.But Du Shuo still noticed them and looked at them quietly.Although the two of them tried their best to let go, they still couldn't bear Du Shuo's indifferent and stern eyes, and went out in despair.
After closing the door, Mao Xiaoli suddenly realized: "Why was I kicked out of my room?"
Kou Xuanling: "You have to pay to watch the show." After that, he went downstairs to his room and had to blow dry the portrait of the patriarch.Mao Xiaoli thought about it, and felt that she would stay alone to watch the show, and she didn't have the courage to watch it, so she might as well go downstairs and wait for Zhang Qiudao to come back, and encourage him to come along.So she followed downstairs and waited for Zhang Qiudao in the living room.
Du Shuo and Ma Shanfeng locked themselves in the room to discuss for half an hour. After half an hour, Du Shuo returned to the room. After closing the door, Chen Yang did not go downstairs that night.At dinner time, Zhang Qiudao rushed back to watch the play, only to see the closed door.During fruit time after dinner, a few people were enjoying the cool air in the courtyard. Mao Xiaoli asked curiously, "Uncle Ma, what trick did you and Duju do?"
"No way. How can there be any way? As I said, don't meddle in marriage matters. Advice from those who have experienced it." Ma Shanfeng smiled honestly: "There are fights at the head of the bed and reconciliation at the end of the bed. There is a little conflict between husband and wife, which is a bit Small emotions are normal."
Kou Xuanling and Zhang Qiudao looked at each other, and then looked at Ma Shanfeng, who was pestered by Mao Xiaoli to ask questions, but smiled and avoided the topic with a few words, both felt that Jiang was still old and hot.Ma Shanfeng, a Buddhist old man, cannot be offended.
The next day Chen Yang went out with Du Shuo, and the relationship was as good as before.
Chen Yang sent Du Shuo out and brought him breakfast: "Busy again?"
Du Shuo pinched Chen Yang's chin and kissed again and again, the two were very close.After answering, he said: "There is still a bit of tail to be dealt with last time, so I will come back at night."
"Aren't you coming back for lunch?"
"I will try my best to send you a message when I have time."
"Okay. Then I'll wait for you."
Chen Yang watched Du Shuo leave, and turned his head to see Ma Shanfeng and the others staring straight at him: "What's the matter?"
The four of them vaguely glanced at the red mark on Chen Yang's neck, shook their heads and drank the porridge.After Chen Yang went back to catch up on sleep, the other two except Mao Xiaoli looked at Ma Shanfeng with meaningful eyes.
Mao Xiaoli was still very puzzled: "Uncle Ma, did Brother Chen forgive me?"
"Yes. Reconciled."
"Then why is Duju still wearing clothes embroidered with pig heads?"
"Forgiveness does not mean that the punishment is also exempted. Besides, when the two reconcile, the punishment becomes a show of affection, understand?"
Mao Xiaoli shook her head, not understanding.She looked at Zhang Qiudao and Kou Xuanling: "Do you understand?" They both shook their heads.
Zhou Qi's eyes would always uncontrollably glance at the pig's head on the Emperor's chest, and finally he couldn't bear to ask, but he got a meaningful look and a snort from the Emperor.
Du Shuo said, "Yangyang embroidered it."
Zhou Qi: "Sister-in-law is ingenious and ingenious, she is different from others."
Du Shuo sneered twice.
Zhou Qi said nonchalantly, "The emperor and his sister-in-law are really affectionate, they love each other, and they are a perfect match."
Du Shuo's face turned pale.
The author has something to say:
The underworld ghost messenger of Fengdu's Yin Division: Pig's head is embroidered on the emperor's clothes? !
Zhou Qi: What do you know?My sister-in-law embroidered it herself!
The underworld ghost messenger of Fengdu's Yin Division: The sister-in-law is ingenious and unique.
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