Hit the yin and yang road

After the big fat black cat howled sharply, all the moon-worshiping cats down the slope turned their heads in unison. Their green eyes were especially obvious in the darkness.He remained motionless, staring straight at Chen Yang and Mao Xiaoli.

Cats are not afraid of people, let alone cats who know how to worship the moon and open up some spirituality.Mao Xiaoli was a little frightened by being stared at, and approached Chen Yang and whispered: "Brother Chen, I'm terrified of being stared at by the cat's eyes. How about withdrawing first?"

Chen Yang took a step forward, and the cats below rolled their eyes in unison.After thinking for a while, he threw the flashlight into the group of cats, and then heard the big fat black cat purr and meow, and the group of cats fled away.In the blink of an eye, he disappeared in the forest, leaving only the big fat black cat in front of him.

The big fat black cat squatted in front of it, its mandarin duck eyes met Chen Yang's, without any fear.It can even make people feel its calm mood, which is quite strange and weird.Following Chen Yang's pace, Mao Xiaoli approached and recognized the big fat black cat, so she exclaimed: "Big fat!?"

The big fat black cat flicked its tail and glanced at Mao Xiaoli, with a disdainful and arrogant expression on its fat face.Chen Yang turned around and asked Mao Xiaoli, "Do you know each other?"

"I know." Mao Xiaoli nodded, rather complicated: "This is the school's Internet celebrity cat, big fat. Because it weighs more than forty catties, it will show up at the entrance of the canteen in the North District on time for three meals a day and wait to be fed. Eat, never get sick, walk away after eating and don't touch it. It is very cold, and when others dare to touch it, they will give them a contemptuous look to force them back. It is popular for its combination of tonnage, laziness, aloofness, mystery, and ruthlessness. Network." Paused, and added: "There are countless followers."

She didn't understand why the fat man in the cat still had so many fans!

The big fat black cat glanced at Mao Xiaoli, flicked its tail very indifferently, and lowered its head to lick its fur.Chen Yang squatted in front of it, stroked his chin and looked at it for a while, then said, "Are you worshiping the moon to become a spirit, or are you a cat ghost worshiping the moon?"

The big fat black cat remained unmoved, raised its right hind leg and continued to lick its fur.Chen Yang looked at it, and said in surprise, "Haven't you been neutered yet?" Hearing this, the big fat black cat was finally stiff, although it couldn't be seen from its forty-pound tonnage and soft fat circle.

Chen Yang smiled lowly, took out a box of fried small dried fish from his backpack, and opened the lid of the lunch box, the smell of dried small fish immediately hit his nostrils.Mao Xiaoli squatted down and said in surprise: "Brother Chen, you also brought fried small dried fish?" While speaking, she reached out and took a bite. It was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, delicious.

Chen Yang: "I guessed that you were coming to school when I heard what happened at school, so after eating, I bought a bag of dried fish and fried it. It just came in handy."

Hearing this, Mao Xiaoli squinted at Chen Yang with the dried fish in her mouth, as if he had forgotten the previous refusal. "Brother Chen, you heard me say that there are many cats in Liyuan, so you fried the dried fish in advance and prepared to come secretly? If I didn't invite you, you would come secretly."

"Nonsense. Just by the way." Chen Yang took a small dried fish and handed it to the big fat black cat's mouth. The black cat opened its mouth and took it away. After eating it, it didn't show any intention of getting close.Chen Yang continued to feed: "Tell me, is the girl who was attacked on the Liyuan alley last night man-made or a cat's curse?"

Mao Xiaoli was surprised that Chen Yang asked the real culprit of the attack on the big fat girl, wasn't he afraid that the big fat would cover up the clan cats to deceive them?

Chen Yang said: "Cats are cold-tempered, and the concept of family blood is not deep. What's more, for a cat ghost who has lived for an unknown number of years, teaching the cats in Liyuan to worship the moon is just because he is too lazy to manage. The cat ghost It's not enough to cover up an ordinary cat that you don't know, if it is really a cat that hurts people."

While talking, he fed Big Fatty. After hearing what he said, Big Fatty continued to eat the dried fish. His unmoved and extremely calm demeanor made it hard for people to think that it was a cat ghost with a sense of enlightenment. .At least Mao Xiaoli was very skeptical, she even thought that Chen Yang was cheating on Big Fatty.Although Fatty is really cunning like an ordinary cat.

Chen Yang: "Brother Du doesn't show his emotions or anger. He never expresses his love or dislike for someone or something. Oh, except for me, I'm an exception." He patted Mao Xiaoli towards Xiaoyu Dry hands: "Eat too much and get angry." Turning to the fat man, he said gently: "But Brother Du doesn't have a good opinion of cats. I asked out of curiosity, and Brother Du said that he had seen a fat, stupid, Greedy, lazy cat ghost."

The frequency of the big fat black cat flicking its tail became higher, and with a meowing sound, it quickly grabbed the small dried fish in Chen Yang's lunch box and quickly ran into the woods, and soon disappeared.

Mao Xiaoli opened her mouth wide: "Has it really become a spirit? It seems to be afraid of Dushuo?"

Chen Yang put the lid on the lunch box and put it back in the bag, got up and said, "Go back."

Mao Xiaoli chased after her: "Are you sure it's a cat ghost or man-made?"

"It ran away in fright when it heard Brother Du's name." Chen Yang thoughtfully: "As for whether it is a cat ghost or man-made, it is still open to debate. Although cats don't care about the blood of relatives, if interests or lives are related, it is difficult to guarantee lying. After all, cats are very cunning... Has anyone tried to raise fat?"

"...Yes. They all failed."

"Oh." Chen Yang nodded, and then went back.Mao Xiaoli looked at Chen Yang's back, and once again affirmed that Chen Yang is a cat slave!He must be tempted by Big Fatty, no cat slave can resist Big Fatty's arrogance.Mao Xiaoli has long been disappointed with the integrity of cat slaves, and has never had expectations.

After returning to the sub-bureau, Chen Yang came out with a big white towel on after taking a shower, moved a stool and sat opposite Du Shuo.Du Shuo pressed the channel with the remote control in his hand, and when he saw Chen Yang sitting in front of him, he cast his eyes on his wet hair: "Sit over, turn around."

Chen Yang pulled the stool in front of Du Shuo, turned his back to him, and supported the corners of the stool with both hands.Du Shuo took the towel in his hand and wiped his wet hair, which was the habit of the two of them.Chen Yang didn't like to rub his hair after washing. The water dripped from the ends of his hair into his neckline and made it very uncomfortable. He didn't like to use a hair dryer and didn't like to rub his hair.

Du Shuo couldn't see it, and often helped him brush his hair.Over time, it became a habit. After Chen Yang took a shower, when Du Shuo happened to be around, he would come out to look for him in a towel.The water droplets on the hair are absorbed by the towel, and the movement of wiping the hair is moderate and comfortable.Chen Yang narrowed his eyes slightly and asked, "Brother Du, you haven't said why you hate cats. You said you've seen a cat ghost before, is it the big fat black cat in Xiaoli's school?"

Du Shuo: "I didn't say I hate cats."

"Liar." Chen Yang wrinkled his nose: "In the evening, you said that cats are treacherous and cunning, and that they must repay their grievances. These are very serious emotional bias words. You have never made similar comments even in the face of evil ghosts." , you must hate cats."

Du Shuo: "If you say you hate it, then you hate it."

"Perfunctory." Chen Yang subconsciously wanted to turn his head, but Du Shuo fixed him and told him not to move. "Then tell me, how do you know that cat ghost? You must hate that cat ghost, tell me quickly. I don't know many things about you, it must be related to your life, right?"

Du Shuo: "If I don't tell you, what will you do?"

"If you don't tell me, I won't let you go to bed."

"You can't stop me." Du Shuo said coolly.

Chen Yang's tone was cooler than his: "Without my cooperation, can you get hard?"

Du Shuo stopped wiping his hair, and turned his head to look at Chen Yang who turned his head: "Okay, Chen Xiaoyang, are you asking me for compulsory love? It turns out that gentleness can't satisfy you."

Chen Yang took a deep breath, and glared at Du Shuo: "I mean, without my cooperation, I can make you soften in a short time."

"Can you?"

"I can!" Chen Yangxiong was arrogant, and after feeling that his ability as a man was despised, he pulled Du Shuo to try.Du Shuo knocked on his head: "What's the matter, your hair is not dry yet."

Chen Yang was instantly discouraged and kicked Du Shuo's foot. After being stared at by the latter blankly, he turned around obediently and wiped his hair: "Honey, can you tell me?"

"Don't act like a spoiled child, don't try to do anything without wiping your hair."

Chen Yang was anxious: "Do I want to do that kind of thing? I want you to tell me about cat Gu, will you tell me? If not, I will go to sleep downstairs tonight!"

Sleeping in separate rooms is the trump card, and Dushuo has nothing to do. At this moment, I miss Chen Xiaoyang, who has just got married and is well-behaved.At that time, Chen Xiaoyang regarded him not so much as a husband, but as a father.Eyes full of admiration, extremely well-behaved, consistent in speech, very obedient.

Chen Yang said quietly: "In the end, you asked me to call you father on the bed." After a pause, he commented: "Beast."

Du Shuo simply picked up Chen Yang and put him in his arms.Chen Yang struggled, and said with a cold face: "Go away, your hair is not dry yet." The struggle was not too hard, and it was clear that he didn't mean it.

"It's nothing special. You also mentioned before that the disaster of cat Gu in the Sui and Tang Dynasties, it was the events at that time that led to dislike of cat ghosts and creatures like cats." Du Shuo easily picked up Chen Yang and held him in his arms. Turning his back to himself in a circle, he brushed his hair again.While wiping, she said: "During Emperor Sui Yang's reign, Empress Dugu's younger brother, Dugu Tuo's maidservant, Xu Ani, raised cat ghosts. Dugu Tuo asked for money, and put his idea on Queen Dugu's head, causing her to be invaded by cat ghosts."

Chen Yang: "I know. Both unofficial and official history have records. So far, it is one of the most credible evidences for the existence of cat ghosts."

Nowadays, almost no one knows how to refine cat ghosts. After several dynasties, the ban on keeping cat ghosts was promulgated, which led to the severance of cat ghost inheritance.Except that some people still enshrine cat ghosts refined by their ancestors, but although cat ghosts can make money, they can also bring bad luck.Basically, there is no good reward for those who serve cat ghosts, and over time, the inheritance is broken.So now there are records of cat ghosts in the Ghost Dao, but Chen Yang has never actually seen a cat ghost.

However, Ma Shanfeng said that he had seen Mao ghosts in Chengji County, and they should also be cat ghosts.He said that the cat ghost was passed down from generation to generation and enshrined for generations, and many people were killed by carrying property for it.That family was supposed to have no descendants, but they didn't know how to use some kind of sorcery to pass on the fruit of their own evil to others.So after the cat ghost was killed, the family turned back, and the end was extremely miserable.

"After the Dugutuo cat ghost incident, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty was furious and thoroughly investigated those who kept cat ghosts in Beijing, implicating thousands of households and tens of thousands of people. Many people died. After Tang Gaozong's period, again Countless people were implicated in the palace due to cat poison and cholera. During that period, Fengdu was busy because of cat ghosts. He had to deal with countless lonely and wild ghosts, and he had to distinguish who was wronged and who was innocent. It added a lot of work. Later, when the cat ghost was caught, the other party The ghost has been refined, escaped from the six realms of reincarnation, and is controlled by people. It is difficult to judge the crimes on it. That cat ghost is so cunning that it wants to deceive me."

"Then you were successfully deceived, so you hate cat ghosts so much?"

Du Shuo's eyes were cold and stern: "All beings have six realms, no ghost can deceive Emperor Fengdu!"

"what?"

Du Shuo suddenly came back to his senses: "I mean, Emperor Fengdu judged the cat ghost, no matter how cunning the cat ghost was, he couldn't deceive him. But later, when he was being escorted to hell, the cat ghost tricked the ghost to escape to the underworld to hide his whereabouts and accumulate merits. Originally, the merits and demerits can be offset, but the crimes committed by the cat ghost and its merits are really hard to offset, so we can only let it continue to stay in the world to exhaust its merits and then be escorted to the underworld. Therefore, it is cunning and evil."

"Oh." Chen Yang nodded, and suddenly grabbed the towel on his head and looked back at Du Shuo. After a while, he asked, "Brother Du, so you were from before the Sui and Tang Dynasties, maybe 1400 years ago. You are so old, I It’s not enough for your fraction. Then I usually say that you are old and don’t cultivate, but you still don’t admit it, and you still have a cold face. You have the face to be cold to me, and you are obviously older than me.”

Chen Yang put his arms around Du Shuo, and put his nose against his nose, jokingly speaking while twisting his body, like a restless doll.Catch each other's little tail and hang it up, shaking and hitting, which makes people angry and funny.

Du Shuo suddenly bit Chen Yang's mouth and sealed it so that he could not speak.Originally, he was much older than Chen Yang, and he called Chen Yang's little wife every day because the little wife was really young.He is not a fraction of his age, and even he didn't know why he agreed to get married in the first place, and he really regarded Chen Yang as his wife.

After the kiss, Chen Yang leaned on Du Shuo's shoulder and said, "You have been working in the underworld for 1400 years, are you still a little ghost?"

Du Shuo's expression froze: "Isn't it a promotion now?"

"That was also recently."

"It's not easy to accumulate merit. It's difficult to be a ghost messenger, not to mention getting promoted." Du Shuo quickly changed the subject: "Yangyang, if someone cheated you, what would you do?"

"It depends."

"How to say?"

"An irrelevant person lied to me, just give him a good blow. If you lie to me, it depends on the situation."

"How do you see the situation?"

"It depends on how much you lied to me. At a young age, you'll be fine after a fight. At an older age, you'll get divorced."

"No." Du Shuo's face was serious: "No matter what I do, you can vent your anger in any way, but you can't divorce." He softened his tone: "Besides, I will never lie to you, even if I lie to you, I always will." For your own good. Or sometimes I think it may not be necessary. I didn’t tell you that the misunderstanding is getting bigger and bigger, and it can’t be regarded as deliberate deception.”

Chen Yang leaned back and stared at Du Shuo suspiciously: "You lied to me?"

"No. Just an analogy."

"Really?"

"En." Du Shuo looked directly at Chen Yang without changing his face.Chen Yang gradually dispelled his doubts, thinking that with Du Shuo's character, he would not bother to deceive and other indiscriminate methods.So he smiled at the next moment: "Brother Du, do you think it is possible for you to accept that our family has a cat?"

"Impossible. Impossible in this life." His life was very, very long.

"Oh." Chen Yang drooped his eyes, playing with the corner of Du Shuo's clothes with his fingers, and somewhat took Du Shuo's words as wind in his ears.

"Chen Xiaoyang, I'm serious. Don't even think about raising a cat, especially a cat ghost. Get rid of the thought in your mind!"

Chen Yang raised his eyes and kissed the corner of Du Shuo's mouth.Du Shuo stared at him sullenly.Chen Yang leaned over and kissed twice again, Du Shuo's tense face softened slightly.So he held Du Shuo's face and kissed it from left to right, from top to bottom, and after kissing again and again, he asked obediently, "Are you still angry?"

How could you still be angry?Du Shuo is now in a daze, and all the words about not being allowed to keep cats, especially cat ghosts, are thrown out of the sky.So, when facing Du Shuo, if a soft word can't solve it, then add another kiss, if one kiss doesn't work, then add a hundred more.

Chen Yang beamed and kissed Du Shuo's lips, it would be all right now.

At noon three days later, Mao Xiaoli came back and said angrily, "The matter has become serious."

Everyone was eating iced watermelon. Hearing this, he handed her a piece and asked, "What's wrong?"

Mao Xiaoli took the melon and gnawed angrily: "Last night, another girl was scratched by a cat's claw on her arm, but she was not unconscious. But the girl was terrified and firmly believed that it was a cat demon. She said that she saw a humanoid cat with a head and four limbs. The monster with the cat's claws attacked her, and the other party had a tail. To be honest, I don't know what it is pretending to be, but even if I didn't know about cat monsters before, I didn't believe there was such a monster!"

The essence of an animal refers to the opening of the spiritual aperture, understanding of the method of cultivation, and pursuit of the way of cultivation.Animals cultivate from spirits to monsters, have great power and can transform into humans, but they will never appear in the form of half-human, half-monster.Either human form or original form.Besides, when killing people, the original form is more flexible and convenient for cats.

It's a pity that Mao Xiaoli's understanding of these things is not as good as the conclusive evidence. The girl who was attacked was frightened, and she became frightened when she saw a cat. It is very likely that she was wrong.She can't force her to ask the other party. Now the parents and students of the victims are gathering to protest that the cats in Liyuan must be eradicated.School leaders have begun to waver.

Mao Xiaoli took a bite of the melon and sighed: "To be honest, I was worried about the cat before. Now I am worried about the cat's rebellion and the bloodshed of the people, which will cause even more trouble at that time."

There should be quite a few cats with spiritual orifices in Liyuan, and there may be a cat ghost.The cat also holds grudges and will not give up until it achieves its goal.If the two parties fail to reach reconciliation and cause conflict, there will really be irreparable consequences.

Chen Yang glanced at Du Shuo, who was calm and calm.So he didn't express any opinions and just ate melons quietly.Suddenly the phone rang, Mao Xiaoli picked up the phone and said something, then hung up and said to everyone: "The school has agreed to take the order, who wants to go with me?"

Chen Yang raised his hand slowly, and Du Shuo turned to look at him quietly.So he slowly withdrew his hand and looked around at everyone present.Zhang Qiudao frowned, indicating that he was going to retreat and upgrade recently, in terms of games.Kou Xuanling said indifferently: "Don't look at me, I don't want to talk to you."

Don't think about Ma Shanfeng, so Chen Yang pretended to shrug his shoulders helplessly: "There is no way, then I have to do it."

Du Shuo looked indifferently.It's a pity that Chen Yang's indifferent expression is no different from a paper tiger, just coax him.

When Chen Yang and Mao Xiaoli arrived at the school, they found that some students impulsively ran into the Liyuan to drive away the cats. Unfortunately, the forest was originally a playground for cats. Of course, clumsy humans were no match for nimble cats, and they were being played with one after another.After being played with, some students saw the cat perched on a tree branch and looked at them high above, grinning as if laughing, which made them creepy and at the same time made them sure of the existence of the cat demon.

The person who met Chen Yang was the principal. The principal began to study metaphysics two years ago, so he respected Chen Yang as a celestial master.However, he didn't know that his student Mao Xiaoli was also a celestial master, so he only thought they knew each other.

The principal said: "Before I didn't want to find a celestial master because I was sure it wasn't a cat that harmed people. Cats have lived in Liyuan for decades and multiplied and thrived. They will kill people long ago. The students love them. I believe that no matter how cold-blooded an animal is, They will not hurt those who love them. Besides, cats have spirituality. They say cats hold grudges, but cats also value kindness."

Chen Yang: "You mean, you are more inclined to murder women, and blame cats instead?"

Principal: "Yes."

Chen Yang: "What if it's really a cat demon that harms people?"

Principal: "Don't hurt the innocent."

Chen Yang laughed: "It seems that the person who asked to eradicate the Liyuan cat mound will not be you."

The principal smiled and said: "There are indeed too many cats in Liyuan. If possible, I hope that someone who loves cats can adopt them. If there are too many cats, conflicts will arise. It is like this with everything. If it is full, it will cause trouble."

The principal is a sensible person, he left after begging Chen Yang.When Chen Yang and Mao Xiaoli were walking on the boulevard, they found that many people were running towards the Liyuan. Mao Xiaoli stopped and asked when she saw a familiar person, "Why are you running to Liyuan in such a hurry?"

The girl stopped: "Senior Sister, I heard that a parent drove an excavator and said that they found a cat mound. The grove was full of cat corpses. It was very evil. The parent thought that the cat demon was hiding in the cat corpse. So we have to dig up the cat mound. Now many people are running to see it.”

Mao Xiaoli: "The guards let the excavator come in?"

"No. Isn't the canteen in the west area filled and rebuilt? There was a water leak before, and an excavator was parked beside it. The parents drove the excavator. They protested that the school didn't come forward for a long time, and drove the excavator away in a rage. Listen. Said that the guards have been transferred over now."

After Mao Xiaoli and Chen Yang looked at each other, they ran to Liyuan together.Sure enough, from a distance, I saw students circled round after round.Mao Xiaoli took out her club press card, and at the same time gave Chen Yang a press card without a photo, and squeezed in.

The two ran to the innermost circle and found that the excavator had driven into Liyuan and approached the cat mound.Bushes and small saplings were run over, and guards stood by to persuade parents.Among them, a middle-aged man has been negotiating with his parents: "Mr. Zheng, please calm down. We will deal with the cats in Liyuan, please give us some time."

Chen Yang frowned: "Who is he?"

Mao Xiaoli: "The vice principal has been advocating the eradication of the cats in the Liyuan. Before finding out the truth, he was in a hurry to eradicate the Liyuan."

The parents didn't listen to the persuasion at all: "The person who was attacked by the cat demon is not your daughter, and the person who is unconscious now is not your daughter. Of course, you can take your time!"

It turned out that he was the father of the girl who was attacked before.No wonder the emotion is so high.

Ow—

A sharp cat meow suddenly sounded, everyone looked up and found a little black cat standing on the tree.Before everyone could react, they saw the little black cat jumping up, and a black shadow flashed in front of them, and they saw a young man with scratches from cat's claws on his neck and face, dripping with blood.

Everyone was in an uproar, even those who were unwilling to believe that the cat demon was in trouble before were shaken at this moment.The cat hurting people happened right in front of them. This scene irritated the parents who drove the excavator and others.

The men pushed past the guards to make way.Most of the rest were watching a show, and some took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

Chen Yang: "Who was hurt?"

"The nephew of the vice-principal is also the real mastermind of the previous cat abuse incident in the school. But because he is the nephew of the vice-principal, he was not expelled." Mao Xiaoli was a little pleased: "He deserves to be revenged by the cat!"

Chen Yang squeezed through the crowd, ran forward, and stopped suddenly after running for a dozen steps.At the same time, the crowd also stopped and remained silent, all watching the scene in front of them.

I saw hundreds of cats, big and small, besieged on the road ahead, and some cats came and sat down one after another.He stared straight at the students, but did not intend to attack.Some take their families with them, and the mother cat licks the fur of the kittens.The naughty kitten couldn't help playing with the weeds, and the lazy old cat didn't like the tiredness of sitting, so he just lay down and lay down.

Hundreds of cats besieged the crowd and the excavator, seemingly just to protect the cat grave and protect their dignity.But because I am grateful to those humans who have always loved me, I choose the most gentle way to ask humans to believe in them.In the middle of the group of cats, the big fat black cat was sitting upright, its body full of fat and fat, but somehow it made people feel majestic.

The crowd began to make rustling discussions: "It's so cute, I really want to suck cats."

"Does cats really hurt people? Doesn't it mean that cats hold vengeance and repay their kindness? The young people who were hurt before seem to abuse cats."

"If it was really a cat that hurt people, it would have jumped up and besieged us long ago."

"The cats are really cute. The fattest one in the middle is so lucky."

"Big Fatty has always been the master of the school, baby Golden Knot."

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Chen Yang jumped onto the excavator in three steps at a time, opened the hatch, subdued the sluggish parents with one hand, and braked with the other hand.Then he threw the parents out of the excavator and turned over and jumped onto the top of the excavator. His movements were flexible and handsome, which attracted many exclamations.

He said: "The truth of the matter has not yet been ascertained. Please don't be impulsive, and don't be taken advantage of by those who want to. Please wait for the police to find out the results. If it is really the cat in the Liyuan, the school promises to eradicate the Liyuan."

Mao Xiaoli also came out and said: "Please go back and wait for the results first, the school will not tolerate any real culprits!"

After this scene happened, it is not good for everyone to continue.They originally wanted the school to have a clear attitude, and of course they were terrified by the scene of hundreds of cats surrounding them just now. It was clear that they had spiritual intelligence—at least one or two cats had really become spirits.

People who don't like cats or those who have a guilty conscience are naturally afraid. Those who love cats only think that the cats in Liyuan are magical and humane, very cute, and want to keep them even more.

The author has something to say:

In fact, tree burials will be packed in a bag, and there will be things like spells in it, and there will definitely be a smell.But it will be very gloomy, that is, inexplicably gloomy, and no one dares to approach it.So the taste doesn't matter much.