Hit the yin and yang road

After the college entrance examination, Chen Yang completely stayed at home and did not go out, and promised Du Shuo to continue the marriage relationship between the two before the coming of age.Correspondingly, he must fulfill the husband-wife relationship between the two.When they grew up, they consummated their marriage with Du Shuo and completely became a husband and wife relationship.There is no way to renege on a relationship that cannot be divorced.

In July, when he received the admission letter from University B, Chen Yang packed up his things and boarded the train to go to school in Imperial Capital with Dushuo.Grandpa Wu had left him a bank card, which contained a lot of money, enough to pay his tuition and living expenses.But the emperor has no house, if Chen Yang stays there, Dushuo will have no place to live.

Although Du Shuo doesn't often appear in Yangjian, the two of them also need space to be alone, and they can't open a room every time they meet.So Chen Yang rented a house near the school after living in the dormitory for one semester. There are many old houses near the school with a quiet environment and cheap prices.So I simply rented it for four years and regarded it as a stable home for myself and Dushuo.

In Chen Yang's sophomore year, Du Shuo chose to find an errand in the Yangjian Emperor Capital, and later became the director of the Dafu General Bureau.The emperor didn't eat fireworks in the world and didn't know the price of firewood, rice, oil and salt. He just heard Chen Yang complain about a rent increase, so he took the money and paid all four years' rent in one lump sum.Chen Yang was very surprised, and only then did he know that Du Shuo had an errand in Yangyang indirectly.

Chen Yang asked him: "What errand did you take?"

Du Shuo: "Look at Feng Shui."

"Do you still know Fengshui?" Chen Yang nestled barefoot on the fabric sofa, hugging a pillow and turned around to ask Du Shuo who just came back.

"A little bit." Du Shuo took off the scarf and hung it on the hanger, took off his shoes and made himself onto the sofa, hugging Chen Yang into his arms.He said: "They believe everything I say. Generally speaking, there are relatively few Fengshui problems that I need to look at, and they are not difficult." Those who need to look at Fengshui are generally related to the country's fortune, which is very rare. He didn't even need a shot for a year.But as long as you take a shot, you can easily solve it.

Chen Yang nodded, thinking that it was the job of looking after the house's feng shui.So he said, "Are you taking money secretly? If Fengdu finds out, will he be punished?"

"Not counting. No way."

Chen Yang frowned, and suddenly said: "By the way, I suddenly dreamed of Grandpa Wu yesterday. He said that he would come to see me in the next few days, but he didn't know how he would come back. Grandpa Wu said that he had a good relationship with the ghost messenger. The ghost guard let him out to meet me."

Wu Kui is now the city god of Pingcheng, and the city god of a city cannot leave the city he guards without permission.Unless he finds someone to replace him, he can't leave for too many days.Du Shuo was thinking about this absently, Wu Kui's face suddenly flashed in his mind, and he immediately started to feel a headache.He almost forgot what he had sworn in front of Wu Kui to annul the marriage contract, but now not only did he not annul it, but he also dismantled Chen Yang to his stomach and slept with him every night.

For the first time, the wise and decisive Emperor Fengdu felt a little guilty. He coughed twice and asked Chen Yang: "You and Wu Kui...cough, did Grandpa Wu mention me?"

"I forgot." Chen Yang turned around and said, "Grandpa Wu only came to talk to me in a dream and then left, as if he was very busy. It doesn't matter, it's the same when he comes."

Du Shuo thought that since Wu Kui knew his identity, he was also subordinate to Fengdu, so he could be regarded as his subordinate.For his own sake as his boss, at least he shouldn't be held accountable.After all, he is Emperor Fengdu.

The emperor had a good imagination. Although Grandpa Wu didn't expose him, it was all for Chen Yang's sake.At that time, he borrowed the body of an old man who had only three days left to live. Of course, he borrowed the body after the old man agreed to make a fair deal with him.I searched all the way to the rented house of Chen Yang, pressed the doorbell, and when I saw Chen Yang came to open the door, I raised a kindly smiling face: "Yangyang, Grandpa Wu is here to see you."

Chen Yang hesitated for a while, then quickly recognized him, and happily opened the door to welcome him into the room.The grandpa and grandson sat on the sofa and told each other about their lives for the past three years. Grandpa Wu said, "I'm okay there, generally not bad. How about you, Yangyang? How are you doing? Is the money enough? At school Have you been bullied? I heard that school violence is terrible now, so you must be careful."

Chen Yang nodded: "I'm fine, very good. I haven't encountered school violence, even if they encounter them, they can't beat me. The money is enough, and Grandpa Wu has kept a lot. Grandpa Wu, how long are you going to stay here this time?"

Grandpa Wu: "Three days. The body I borrowed has only three days left."

At this time, Chen Yang was already bearish about life and death. He knew that Grandpa Wu would only stay for three days, although he felt melancholy but not too sad.After all, parting at this time does not mean farewell, and they still have time to reunite.So he changed the subject and said to Grandpa Wu, "I'll make you tea."

Grandpa Wu was surprised: "Didn't you think tea is bitter, and you have been refusing to drink it?"

Chen Yang smiled: "Du Shuo likes it."

"Da--Dusuo? You still live together. Yangyang, you listened to Grandpa Wu's words back then, did you really treat Dushuo as filial as your father?"

Chen Yang nodded: "En."

Grandpa Wu: "Then what's Dushuo's reaction?"

cough cough!Chen Yang coughed several times and almost blurted out the words 'not only happy but also extremely excited'.He nodded indiscriminately: "No, no objection."

Grandpa Wu thought that the ingenious plan to save the country by adopting a curve to save the country was successful, and nodded in satisfaction.Immediately, he saw that many things in the room were complete sets, and according to his guess, they should belong to couple sets.Looking at Chen Yang who was pouring tea, he thought that he was 21 years old now, and it was time for him to have a girlfriend.Maybe I can hold my grandson in my arms soon, hehe.

The more Grandpa Wu thought about it, the more wonderful the day became.

The door opened from the outside, and Du Shuo walked in from the outside.Changing slippers at the entrance, seeing a pair of unfamiliar old shoes, he guessed that Wu Kui was here.He walked to the living room calmly and looked at Grandpa Wu.Grandpa Wu stood up, with a calm attitude, respectful and kind, and treated Du Shuo as a guest, beckoning him to sit down and drink tea.

Du Shuo raised his eyebrows slightly, walked over and sat opposite Grandpa Wu.Grandpa Wu's attitude was quite enthusiastic, and Du Shuo could pick up the topics of conversation, and the atmosphere was quite harmonious for a while.After a long while, Chen Yang went to the kitchen to cook, prepared the food and served it to the table. When he saw the two of them, Feng was very engaged in chatting with the ghosts in the world about the planning matters.

"Grandpa Wu, Brother Du, it's time to eat."

Grandpa Wu stood up, took two steps and paused, staring at Chen Yang: "What do you call him?"

Chen Yang glanced at Du Shuo: "Brother Du."

"It doesn't matter whether it's big or small, call it Uncle." Grandpa Wu lowered his face and scolded.

Chen Yang looked puzzled, looked back and forth between the two of them and finally said: "But brother Du is my husband, isn't it because the generations are messed up when you call him uncle?"

"What husband? What nonsense?" Grandpa Wu's face began to tremble, and he suddenly remembered that the couple suits he saw were too big, like things for two men.There are only oversized men's shoes in the shoe cabinet, no women's shoes.He tremblingly asked: "Yangyang, tell grandpa honestly, have you settled the marriage contract with Du Shuo?"

"No." Chen Yang smiled a little embarrassedly: "We have lived up to our name."

Circle after circle of whirlpools appeared in front of Grandpa Wu's eyes, and he almost got himself sucked into it.He stared at the Emperor Fengdu, who did not change his face and felt no guilt, and choked out a sentence for a while: "Big asshole!"

From then on, Grandpa Wu squinted at the Emperor without any respect.

The author has something to say:

Emperor Fengdu: Cough, Grandpa Wu.

Grandpa Wu who is a thousand years younger than the emperor: Shameless.

Don't look forward to the car, I only coded [-] characters, and I can't put it yet.

PS: I hope you don’t mind the words husband and wife in the text, wife, Qi Ye, and spouse. It’s good to understand it this way.