Hit the yin and yang road

After filling his teeth, Du Shuo strictly forbade Chen Yang to eat candy.At the beginning, Chen Yang swore to the sky that he would never eat it again. After two or three months of suffering, he forgot the pain and wanted to eat it.He wanted to repeat the same trick to steal candy but was caught straight, holding the sugar bowl in his arms and bowing his head in silence.Sitting across from Du Shuo, his expression was ugly: "Still stealing food? Forgot your toothache?"

Chen Yang quickly shook his head, paused and said aggrievedly: "I can't help it, I want to eat."

"Is the tooth more important than the sugar?"

Chen Yang thought for a while, and said hesitantly, "It's all important." Seeing that Du Shuo was angry, he hurriedly put down the sugar bowl and moved to Du Shuo's side, carefully grabbed his clothes and said, "Sugar is the same as three meals for me." , I will feel bad if I don’t eat sugar.”

Du Shuo glanced at him and then looked away, not bothering to look at him.He took the sugar bowl away and got up and said: "From now on, prepare for the college entrance examination. I will clear all the sugar in the house. I will make the neighbors not give you sugar. If you dare to secretly buy sugar with meal money, you'd better not let me know." There is no need to discuss this matter, otherwise I will ask you Grandpa Wu and Grandpa to come up and talk to you."

"Don't let grandpa and the others come up." Chen Yang wrinkled his whole face, hugging the pillow very unhappy.But Du Shuo's trick was really good for him, if the two grandpas knew about it, they would definitely miss him every night in their dreams.He was sullen: "Then I won't eat."

Du Shuo was ruthless towards Chen Yang, but behind his back, he searched for a way to make candy and made it himself. Fengdu Great Emperor candy is unique.Feed Chen Yang three candies every day, and feed his mouth, so that he won't want to eat candy outside in the future.In addition, with him watching all the time, Chen Yang really hasn't eaten too much candy since then.Although he would still steal candy occasionally, he didn't dare to steal too much at a time. At such times, the emperor could only turn a blind eye, otherwise he would become a scene of domestic violence if he annoyed Chen Yang.

There are still two months before Chen Yang's college entrance examination, and he is sure to pass the entrance examination to Imperial Capital B University, so he is not very anxious.However, Anmi's entanglement made him feel a little troubled. Chen Yang refused to accept Anmi as a disciple, but Anmi did not give up on blocking him every day. Chen Yang felt that she was a little crazy.Today, I also stopped him at the school gate while he was after school, lifted the cloth with a basket and said: "I heard that worshiping the heavenly master requires three sacrifices and five rituals. I brought pork, chicken legs, a carp, fresh fruit, flower water, etc. tuition fee--"

Chen Yang walked around An Mi and said: "The three sacrifices are the three sacrifices, which are used to reward the gods in the sky. The five rituals are used for marriage, and have nothing to do with worshiping the heavenly master as a teacher. I don't accept you not because of these, but because You are not suitable."

Anmi chased after her: "How do you know if it's not suitable if you don't try it? You haven't taught me yet, maybe I have talent."

Chen Yang stopped to look back and asked her: "Can you see ghosts? Have you ever been chased by ghosts? Are you not afraid of ghosts? If you really want to learn Taoism, don't learn from me. I really can't teach you." Ghost said The technique is very easy to learn.

An Mi couldn't listen to these words, she stared at Chen Yang's leaving figure and said to herself: "It's just a ghost, as long as you can see a ghost. Naturally, you won't be afraid if you see a lot. Besides, it's not like I haven't been chased by ghosts before. You saved me." She smiled smugly, thinking that apprenticeship is also very easy.

There are many and terrifying legends about ghosts in the countryside, and there are also many ways to see ghosts.The most typical thing is that you can go to hell if you wipe cow tears on your eyes, but Anmi can't find a beef cattle slaughterhouse.When she was young, she had seen cattle farmers slaughter cattle, hang them high, and then hammer them to death.At that time, the cows would cry, but it is a pity that the cows raised in the family are not easily sent to slaughter, even if they are old, they are raised as members of the family.

Of course, it's not just cow tears that can see ghosts, but also smearing corpse mud.It is said that people can see ghosts if they smear the dirt from the grave mound on their eyes, but not just any grave mound.Old graves are needed, and the dry soil on the surface of the grave mound is uncovered, and the loose soil in the middle layer is not needed, but the soil in the inner layer is needed.It needs to be wet and sticky to be applied to the eyes to fix it, and it can be hell.

If you want to dig the grave, of course, you have to do it secretly at night, but Anmi dare not, so she finds a friend who went on a ghost school adventure to discuss digging the grave together.Several friends who were frightened at the beginning refused one after another, and hurried home on their bicycles. They didn't believe that there were ghosts in the world before, but if they were beaten in the face and offended ghosts, they would die.

In the end, only the tall, thin boy wearing glasses was left. His face was pale and skinny, and the eyes blocked by the glasses were almost only the whites of his eyes.If you are alone with him, you will feel a creepy feeling of fear, but Anmi grew up with the boy with glasses.

Although he also felt that he was a bit weird, he had no doubts. After all, the boy with glasses suddenly changed his personality two years ago, and Chen Yang and his classmates didn't notice any abnormalities.That means that the guy with glasses is fine, An Mi thought so and patted him on the shoulder at the same time: "It's better for you to be loyal."

The boy with glasses pushed his glasses, leaving only the bean-sized eyeballs to stare at Anmi. The white part of the eyeballs filled the whole eyeballs looked particularly fierce and terrifying.He said: "There are many ways to hell, and it doesn't have to be smeared with corpse mud."

Anmi asked in surprise: "Really? Tell me!"

The boy with glasses said, "Have you ever heard the legend about swallowing crow's eyes raw and seeing ghosts from that night?"

"Swallowing the crow's eyes will make you bewitched. Or if you focus on the juice, you can see ghosts at night." Chen Yang closed the book, raised his head and asked Du Shuo: "Really?"

"En." Du Shuo put down the scroll in his hand and looked at Chen Yang.The focus of his eyes caught Chen Yang's attention, and he sat up: "What's wrong?"

Du Shuo: "You're almost an adult."

Sitting cross-legged, Chen Yang said with a smile: "Yes. Grandpa Wu said that there is still a big chance for me to become an adult. I don't know what it is. The chance for me to be 16 is Brother Du, and the chance for me to fail is Brother Du, right? .” After he finished speaking, he shook his head and laughed: “How can the same person bring you two chances?”

Du Shuo: "After you, our relationship will be formalized. Have you thought about it?"

Chen Yang was stunned: "Grandpa Wu said that when I grow up, I will recognize you as a godfather."

"It's impossible for me to be your godfather." Du Shuo lowered his eyes, his face calm: "You and I are married, and the rules are the same. The words of our husband and wife, the words of the matchmaker, and the orders of our parents, can be proved by heaven and earth. If you want It’s okay to terminate the relationship, but I will also leave and never appear in front of you again.”

Chen Yang asked anxiously: "Why? Can't they be relatives?"

Du Shuo's eyes turned cold: "I don't need a son, let alone a brother."

Chen Yang was stunned, not knowing how to respond.The only thing that was certain was that he didn't want Du Shuo to leave, all his relatives left him, and he had no friends, brothers or sisters.The only Du Shuo whom he regards as his father, brother, and heart-to-heart friend cannot be lost.

He looked pitiful and cute when he was at a loss, Du Shuo's expression softened a little, his eyes softened a lot, and he coaxed him in front of Chen Yang and reminded him: "I only need a wife, and a partner who can accompany me." Chen Yang whispered in his ear: "I can sleep with him, hug him, kiss him, and say I love his wife."

The soft and low voice is like the silk spit out by a spider. It looks weak but can firmly stick to the prey, and it cannot escape no matter what.

Du Shuo pinched the back of Chen Yang's neck, kissed his earlobe lightly and seamlessly, and then withdrew to leave.Sitting directly opposite to Chen Yang, he returned to his usual reliable and indifferent appearance, keeping a safe distance between the two of them. "Prepare for the exam in the next two months. How is your homework review?"

"It's, it's okay." Chen Yang replied mechanically.

Du Shuo chuckled twice, and said: "Pay attention to strange people. Two years ago on the Ghost Festival, a water ghost possessed people and killed many people. It was very cunning and could not be caught by the bad guys. , often possessed and disguised as a normal person. In the past two years, many people have died, so it has attracted Fengdu's attention."

"I see."

Du Shuo looked up and saw that Chen Yang was still in a daze, so he said simply: "You still have a few months to think slowly, don't be too anxious. Go to sleep now, or you won't be refreshed when you get up early tomorrow."

Chen Yang got up and ran back to the room and threw himself on the bed, covered his whole body with the quilt, took out the "Numerical Authentic" from under the bed to check, and used the horoscope marriage of the gods and evil to calculate his marriage with Dushuo.Counting with fingers, the first is the right and wrong pair, followed by the balanced pairing of the five elements, then the length of the marriage, and finally the paired by the gods and evil spirits.There is also personality during the period. They have been together for two years, and personality is not considered.

The rest of the stems and branches, the five elements, the marriage and the gods and evils can be combined, as if they are a natural pair.Chen Yang was a little puzzled, he closed the Shensha Marriage book and put it back under the bed, lay down on the bed and seriously thought about his relationship with Dushuo.

They are a husband and wife relationship, with the consent of their parents, worshiping heaven and earth, a natural and righteous relationship between husband and wife.After sleeping together, hugging together, kissing, kissing together, Chen Yang slowly pulled the quilt over his head, his face was so hot that he was steaming.After a while, Du Shuo knocked on the door and came in: "Why are you covering your head under the quilt?"

Chen Yang lifted the quilt, his blushing cheeks didn't know whether it was because he realized the intimate relationship between the two or it was covered by the quilt.He coughed twice and said, "No. Are you okay?"

"Well, goodnight kiss." Du Shuo sat in front of the bed, clasped the back of Chen Yang's neck with his big palm, pressed him in front of him before he could react, then kissed his lips and sucked.Released after a while, the thumb stroked Chen Yang's rosy lips, and there was still a little transparent liquid on it.And Chen Yang himself was so stimulated that he couldn't react at all.

"What, what's going on?"

"Goodnight kiss."

"not like this."

Du Shuo chuckled: "Get used to it early. Good night."

Chen Yang watched Du Shuo leave, and suddenly realized after a while that Du Shuo's goodnight kiss just now should be a goodnight kiss between husband and wife, which is different from the usual forehead kiss.You have to get used to it early so that you can face it calmly in the future.But—"Didn't you tell me to give me time to think about it?" What happened to him entering into the mode of getting along with a couple before he even started thinking about it?

Du Shuo, who left Chen Yang's room and took the book "Numerical Orthodox" under his bed, smiled, and threw the tampered book into the trash can.

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Forgot to mark this sentence: the crow's eyes swallow it, and it is charming.Or if you focus on the juice, you can see ghosts at night. ——Old version of "Compendium of Materia Medica"