Hit the yin and yang road

Grandpa Wu and the ghost matchmaker were both taken aback when they saw Du Shuo. Grandpa Wu patted the ghost matchmaker on the shoulder and said gratefully: "I didn't expect that the good-looking talent you mentioned is really outstanding." Slightly surprised, but seeing that there was nothing strange about the other party, I thought this was the one who really got married.

Standing in front of Grandpa Wu, Chen Yang smiled very shyly. Grandpa Wu was relieved and sad, and said to them: "Originally, you are married as a yin relative, and you don't need to worship the church. You only need to kowtow to [-]% to be married. Only Yang After all, Yang is a living person, and the marriage can only be counted if he worships the Heaven and Earth High Hall." After speaking, he said kindly: "Yangyang, your grandfather is here too."

Chen Yang widened his eyes and looked at another empty seat.When the moonlight fell, a kind old man with white hair and long beard appeared in the empty high hall seat.That was Chen Yang's grandfather who died young, and when Chen Yang was about to rush over to shout out with tears in his eyes, Grandpa Chen raised his index finger to warn him not to speak, he laughed and said: "When you are newly married, you can only talk to the groom. "

Chen Yang wanted to kneel down and kowtow to him, but the ghost matchmaker stopped him: "Worship to get married, kneel to heaven and earth, worship to the high hall, and you can't worship again after worship. If you have time in the future, do your filial piety." There are many rules when getting married, but the old man believes This set has to follow the rules.Helpless, Chen Yang had no choice but to stand up and take the red silk handed over by the ghost matchmaker.

The other end of the red silk was handed over to Du Shuo by the ghost matchmaker, and Du Shuo held it in the palm of his hand.But the seats outside were full of ghosts.The ghosts are just wandering ghosts who cling to grass and trees, and have never seen Emperor Fengdu.At this time, Du Shuo restrained the breath of his whole body, so that the ghosts who came to the wedding banquet could not recognize them, otherwise they would all run away.This group of ghosts who came to the wedding banquet filled their stomachs and had red envelopes to get, so they were very proud of themselves.

The ghost matchmaker sang: "Bow to heaven and earth!"

Chen Yang hesitated, but still knelt down and looked up at Du Shuo.The latter stood still for a while and then knelt down to worship the heaven and the earth together.After prostrating, they all got up and turned to face the two elders, Grandpa Wu and Grandpa Chen.

The ghost matchmaker continued to sing: "Two worships to the high hall!"

They kowtowed again.When the ghost matchmaker sang: "Husband and wife worship!", Chen Yang and Du Shuo faced each other, their lips fluttered and swallowed nervously. This was the last worship, and after the worship, they were a husband and wife relationship that was witnessed and recognized by everyone in the world.I can no longer go back on my word, and from now on, we will stay together and never leave each other. Unless the relationship is severed, we will live and die together.

Du Shuo stared deeply at the underage boy in front of him, and couldn't help but find it funny when he saw Rong Jue bowing his head and bowing his head as if looking at death.Unknowingly, however, he kowtowed, and did not regain his senses until halfway through the kowtow, but he had no choice but to keep on kowtowing.He didn't take this marriage too seriously in his heart, and the relationship between the two would be dissolved when the time came.

The ghost matchmaker sang: "Send it to the bridal chamber!"

Grandpa Wu and Grandpa Chen suddenly changed their faces, and their benign smiles became ferocious.Grandpa Wu pulled Chen Yang aside and told him, "Go back to the wedding room and don't take off your clothes to sleep, you know? At least not now." After thinking about it, he recalled that the Fengdu ghost messenger had said that he was just repaying a favor. , it will not be a real bridal chamber, but I am still a little worried.He said with a serious face: "Men are big pigs, especially old men. You can't believe what they say, you know?"

Chen Yang nodded.

Although Grandpa Wu and Grandpa Chen were reluctant to give up, they still had to send the couple into the wedding room according to the rules, but they were anxious and worried, so they all lay outside the door and eavesdropped on what was going on inside.Du Shuo went in for a while, and said to Chen Yang, "Go to bed first."

Chen Yang raised his eyes: "Don't you want a bridal chamber?"

Du Shuo turned around and said, "You're still young. We'll talk about it when you're an adult." After speaking, he opened the door and went out.

Chen Yang heaved a sigh of relief, he wasn't mentally prepared yet, but luckily the other party didn't really want a bridal chamber.It scared him to death and made him nervous for a long time.

When Grandpa Wu and Grandpa Chen saw Du Shuo coming out of the house, they quickly hid aside, and Du Shuo said in a low voice, "You all follow me." After he finished speaking, he walked into the next room. Feeling displeased with the tone, they all walked in.As soon as he walked in, he was so intimidated by Du Shuo's terrifying aura that he dared not move.

Grandpa Wu could still stand up, but Grandpa Chen shrank into a ball in fear.Big beads of sweat dripped from Grandpa Wu's forehead, and he asked fearfully and vigilantly: "Who are you?!" He regretted it in his heart, and thought he had really found a good match for Chen Yang.Unexpectedly, a more terrifying evil ghost was attracted. Could this be Shura who entered Taoism from a ghost?Or Asura?

Du Shuo glanced over indifferently, restraining his momentum so that they were not so stressed.He rubbed the jade finger on his thumb, turned it regularly and said: "You guys are so bold, you have hidden a person with extremely negative fate for 16 years. Feng didn't even know it, and the underworld was also concealed, so many evil spirits I can't even kill you. Now you still have the idea of ​​a yin relative, you are so daring!"

Grandpa Wu: "You are..." He was so horrified that he could vaguely guess who this person was.He gave up resisting, cupped his hands and said: "I hope you Haihan, the ancestors of the Chen family have done good and accumulated virtue for generations, and now only Chen Yang is left. Opportunity."

Du Shuo: "For this last drop of blood to marry a man, isn't it also cutting off the Chen family's incense?"

Grandpa Wu said: "Although the ancestors of the Chen family believed that the fate was natural, they just obeyed the fate and did not do anything against their will. Since the Chen family's incense is cut off, it is the fate, and they will not try to change their fate against the sky. But since Chen Yang is the Chen family If there is a way to keep him alive, why not try it? The ancestors of the Chen family have done good deeds for generations. They can do good deeds to others and honor their lives, but why can’t they treat their own children and grandchildren equally? Strange fate is not It's a crime, the Chen family voluntarily sacrificed their lives to protect Chen Yang, with this feeling and attitude, shouldn't Chen Yang live?"

Du Shuo: "Since ancient times, people with strange fates have mostly caused harm to the world. How can you be sure that Chen Yang will not cause harm to the world?"

Grandpa Wu bowed his hands and bowed in a big salute: "If you think so, you won't be married to Yin Yang."

Du Shuo stopped turning the jade finger, and looked up at Grandpa Wu.The latter said to himself: "Great Emperor, your marriage with Yang Yang is witnessed by the heavens and the earth, and you have worshiped the high hall. You can't just give up in chaos."

Du Shuo's temples twitched slightly, and he said for a while, "I'll give Chen Yang a chance to protect him. If he makes trouble during this period or in the rest of his life, I will kill him with my own hands. And you, I will also hold him accountable!"

"Thank you, Great Emperor!" Grandpa Wu sang loudly.

When Du Shuo saw the serious Grandpa Wu, his eyes hurt a little, and he waved his hand to make him leave.However, Grandpa Wu still had the cheek to ask: "Great Emperor, if you dare to ask, your marriage with Yang Yang—?"

Du Shuo said categorically, "Don't count!"

"The emperor is wise!" Grandpa Wu bowed exaggeratedly, his forehead almost touching the floor.

Du Shuo looked at Grandpa Wu's eyes and head ached, so he simply didn't look at it, it was annoying.At this moment, he still doesn't know that his head and eyes will hurt even more every time he sees Grandpa Wu who has become a city god.Because every time he saw him, Grandpa Wu would squint at him, his eyes full of indifference and angry accusation: Big pig's hooves!

Back in the wedding room, Chen Yang had already fallen asleep on the big red wedding bed.His skin is fair, and his skeleton appearance is still that of a teenager, which complements the bright red color very well.But Duo Shuo only thought it looked good, and didn't have any ideas in his mind.In his eyes, Chen Yang is still a child, and he is more than enough to be his great-grandfather.

Covering Chen Yang with the quilt, he sat on a large chair beside him, clasped his hands in front of his abdomen, and closed his eyes to rest.After a while, he opened his eyes and looked at Chen Yang who was sleeping soundly facing him, and remained silent.

It was almost two months ago that Du Shuo discovered that Chen Yang, a person with an extremely yin fate, had just discovered that there was a ghost in Fengdu who married a living person in the yang world.I thought it was a ghost who was bullying others, but the investigation found that it was a person with extremely negative fate who had escaped Fengdu's eyes and ears and lived in the underworld for 16 years.At that time, thinking of the extremely Yin-fate person who disturbed Yangjian and Fengdu 700 years ago, the emperor felt disgusted, so he went to Yangjian to find Chen Yang himself, intending to kill him.

When he came to Yangjian, it happened to be the mid-July Ghost Festival in Yangjian. Seeing Chen Yang being chased and killed by all the ghosts and trying to survive, he was very embarrassed but full of vitality.Out of curiosity, he didn't make a move.He thought coldly in his heart that even if he didn't make a move, Chen Yang couldn't survive being chased by all the ghosts.The gods regard him as an evil spirit, and the evil spirit regards him as a meal on the plate. There is no one in the world to help him, and Chen Yang is alone and helpless.

Du Shuo thought that Chen Yang would die on the Hungry Ghost Festival, but he didn't expect that he could escape from the stage, and even if he met Yasha, he would still be able to escape.He was curious for a while, so he observed it for another month.Finding that Chen Yang was able to escape from death again and again, and survived again and again, he was amazed by his exuberant vitality.

Later, Du Shuo figured it out.Since Chen Yang can live to be 16 years old, he must be familiar with the nature of ghosts and have great means.If such a person and strange fate grow up, it must be terrible.So he made a move to dig out Chen Yang's heart, and if he killed a person with extremely negative fate, he would dig out the other's heart and turn it into ashes.Unexpectedly, I saw a drop of zombie blood inside, which belonged to the flying zombie blood of more than 2000 years.

At that moment, Du Shuo suddenly wondered how many people wanted Chen Yang to live. Ordinary people, celestial masters, ghosts and Feng were all ghosts, and even the thousand-year-old Fei Zang was trying to keep him alive.He suddenly changed his mind, wanting to see where Chen Yang could go.So he also became one of the members who tried to keep Chen Yang alive, protecting him from the age of 16 to the end of his life.After death, he still protects him, and lives and dies in the same hole.

Du Shuo twirled the jade finger, disappeared in the room in an instant, and returned to Du Shuo Mountain in Fengdu to explain the matter.When he came back at dawn when the cock crowed, he saw Chen Yang turned over and hugged the quilt to continue sleeping.He smiled, rested his head on the back of the chair and closed his eyes.

Chen Yang got up at 06:30 the next day, and it was already dawn.He got up and found that he went to sleep last night without even changing the groom's clothes, and he didn't find his ghost husband when he looked around.Blinking his eyes, he guessed that he probably returned to Fengdu as an errand.

Went into the bathroom to wash up and changed out of the groom's clothes, just as he was about to throw them into the clothes basket, he found another set inside.After a pause, Chen Yangqing coughed twice and threw the clothes in as if nothing had happened.The two sets of groom's suits were stacked together, as if they were thrown together for cleaning after the bridal chamber.

Chen Yang patted his flushed cheeks to calm down before he opened the door and went downstairs to prepare breakfast, only to find that his ghost husband was standing in the yard watching Grandpa Wu play Tai Chi.Du Shuo was wearing a Tang suit, and he seemed to get along very well with Grandpa Wu who was also boxing in a Tang suit.

He hesitated for a while, and chose to go into the kitchen to prepare breakfast.When his figure entered the kitchen, Du Shuo suddenly looked back at him with an unpredictable expression.

After finishing punching, Grandpa Wu suddenly appeared in front of him to block his sight, very vigilant: "What are you looking at?"

Du Shuo gave him a cold look, walked around him and walked into the room.Grandpa Wu naturally saw the hidden meaning from that glance, how could the majestic Emperor Fengdu have a crush on a child?

Grandpa Wu said to himself: "Yangyang is so outstanding, shouldn't he be looked at? Fortunately, he is the one who is married to the yin, otherwise he will definitely be rubbed away by those casual pig's hooves." He rubbed his heart and muttered: " But my heart is not very stable and anxious. Why are you so panicked?" Shaking his head, Grandpa Wu, who couldn't figure it out, decided to take care of Chen Yang after his death.

Chen Yang brought the prepared breakfast to the table. The three bowls of mixed porridge were bright and beautiful, steaming hot and full of fragrance.Serving three bowls of mixed porridge in front of everyone, they went back to the kitchen to serve fried eggs and crispy omelets.The eggs are fried until golden and slightly burnt, and the crispy omelette is full of ingredients, including ham, bacon, enoki mushrooms, beef, etc., and the inside and outside are wrapped with a layer of lettuce to absorb fat and relieve greasiness.

Du Shuo picked up the spoon and fiddled with the assorted porridge in front of him, and found that the porridge was also rich in ingredients. Currently, you can see minced meat, fresh shrimp, small grains of mushrooms, corn, and sapphire-like scallions scattered on the surface, which makes your index finger big move.

Chen Yang sat down and looked at Du Shuo, and said softly, "I don't know your taste, so I just made some breakfast at random. If you will eat here all the time, you can tell me what you don't like."

Grandpa Wu looked up at the two of them, and said, "Yangyang, he doesn't live often—"

Du Shuo interrupted Grandpa Wu's words in a low voice: "I don't like ginger and coriander, anything else is fine." He ate a spoonful of hot porridge and found that the porridge was thick, smooth and delicious.After eating two more bites and finding scallops inside, this feeling is a bit novel, like opening a treasure chest and thinking that all the wealth is in sight, who knows that unexpected wealth can be found in the corners and crevices.

Chen Yang raised his head and smiled, "Understood."

Grandpa Wu was very depressed, and he ate with his head buried in a snort.

After breakfast, Chen Yang had to go to school. He said softly to Du Shuo who was standing at the door looking at the eaves: "I'm going to school." Du Shuo was silent for a long time before responding: "Yes." Hearing the response, Chen Yang smiled and held The bike went out to school.Standing at the door for a long time, I can still hear the sound of the wheels rolling on the bluestone slab, and hear the loud laughter of him greeting the aunt next door.

Du Shuo looked up at the sky with his hands behind his back, a large cloud of dark clouds rushed over from the top of the mountain, and soon occupied the sky above his head.It was dark and heavy, like a sponge that had absorbed water and could not bear the weight of the water and was about to fall down.

He remembered that Chen Yang didn't bring an umbrella when he left.

Chen Yang was worried that he didn't bring an umbrella when he went back, but it didn't rain until noon.He slowly breathed a sigh of relief, took a nap after returning from lunch in the cafeteria, and got up for the first class after sleeping.In the middle of the first class, there was a sudden gust of wind, lightning and thunder, and the rain poured down instantly. Many people in the classroom complained about not bringing umbrellas, and looked at the heavy rain outside with anxiety, hoping that the rain would stop when school was over.

Chen Yang was also a little worried that Grandpa Wu would sneak a drink of liquor while he was away in the afternoon, and take a short nap after drinking, so he would definitely miss his time after school.He was worried that staying in the school for too long would attract ghosts, and he had been deliberately locked in the school by ghosts before and almost died.This school is not peaceful, it used to be a mass grave.When fighting, the corpses are piled up here, like a hill.

He'd seen that mountain of corpses when he was trapped in the school, bodies that had melted together over the years.Fat and pieces of meat melted together, and it was impossible to tell who was who. The legs and hands were like insect limbs, and the facial features were also melted away.But there were still many pairs of eyes on the surface of the mountain of corpses. When they realized where Chen Yang was, those eyes all opened, densely embedded on the surface of the mountain of corpses, staring at him in unison.

Chen Yang sighed silently, and the female classmate next to him seemed to feel something and looked back at him.The female classmate's lips moved, she wanted to say something but she held back and turned around.When she was distracted in class, she was called up by the teacher to answer a question, but she didn't even know what the question was.When I was embarrassed, I saw Chen Yang knocking on the book, and caught a glimpse of the question and answer, the female classmate answered quickly, and passed without any danger.

After class, the female classmate thanked him.What Ben was still hesitating about saying came out at this moment: "Chen Yang, you have to be careful after school, you'd better find someone to go back with you."

Chen Yang was puzzled: "Why?"

The female student showed fear on her face: "Recently, a headless woman with a black umbrella appeared on the road from the school to the bridge. It only appeared in the evening on rainy days. I heard that if someone goes to strike up a conversation with her , you will find that the woman under the black umbrella has no head, but there is a mouth in the black umbrella. That mouth will eat the head of the person who strikes up a conversation."

Chen Yang was surprised: "I often walk that part of the road, and I have never seen a headless woman with a black umbrella." Speaking of the headless woman with a black umbrella, he had seen it when he was a child. don't quite remember.

The female classmate said: "Really." She looked around and said in a low voice: "I have seen it. My dad drove by there a while ago, and I saw a man talking to that woman. The woman is very beautifully dressed She wore a cheongsam, but her head was covered by a big black umbrella, so I kept staring at her curiously. When the car turned the corner, I saw that the umbrella ate the head of the man who approached her."

She was so frightened that her voice trembled, and she warned Chen Yang, "Don't strike up a conversation, or you'll go another way. It's raining so hard today, and I always feel uneasy."

Chen Yang was slightly surprised, and then took out the evil spirit talisman Grandpa Wu gave him from his schoolbag: "You wear it." The female student wanted to refuse, so he said with a serious expression: "Sometimes people's senses are very accurate, don't ignore this kind of charm." Feel. Take it."

He wasn't sure if there was a headless woman with a black umbrella, but if there was, the other party would definitely come to him even if he didn't initiate a conversation.Grandpa Wu said that he and Fengdu Guicha had a yin relationship. It stands to reason that his fate has changed, and there should be no more ghosts coveting him.But in the early stage, I am afraid that the effect will not be great, and there will still be big ghosts coming to him.Because of his unique fate, he was already well-known in the ghost world, and those ghosts came here because of his fame, not after discovering his fate.

According to the female classmate's description, the headless female ghost with the black umbrella didn't belong here originally, and should have come from somewhere else.A ghost cannot leave its own bones unless it is cultivated into a spirit or possessed by something.Chen Yang guessed that the female ghost should be possessed by the black umbrella and kill people everywhere.

The road from the school to the bridge is the only way home. It seems that he can only wait for Grandpa Wu to arrive at the school.Looking at the rain that still didn't decrease after school, Chen Yang thought so.

The female classmate hesitated to invite him to go back together, but Chen Yang shook his head and refused: "Thank you, you go back first." He still has no self-protection ability, so there is no need to implicate others.

The female classmate was helpless, looked at him and left with an umbrella.After a while, the lively classrooms were empty, and there were no students in the corridors and the gates of the teaching buildings.The classmates who originally complained about not having an umbrella either shared an umbrella with classmates, or their family members came to send umbrellas, and all of them left.

The clock in the classroom was ticking, and the wind and rain outside were crackling on the windows.Suddenly hearing the sound of high heels coming from outside the corridor, Chen Yang suddenly got up and closed the doors and windows, turned off the lights and hid under the windows.After the students on duty left, they closed the curtains, and now it was after five o'clock, and it was getting dark early because of the heavy rain.

When the lights are turned off, the classroom becomes dark.The sound of crisp high-heeled shoes is getting closer and clearer in the empty corridor.This is a classroom for the second year of high school, and female teachers rarely wear high heels.Because they need to stand for an hour in class, sometimes two or three consecutive periods are two or three hours, so female teachers seldom wear high heels.Even if you wear thick heels or platform shoes, you won't make such a crisp sound.Obviously, the sound is so loud because of the force on one point.

Chen Yang only learned about these things after listening to the discussion of the female students in the class, but he didn't expect that they would be useful now.The sound of high heels stopped nearby, walked around a few seconds later, wandered outside the classroom, and finally stopped on top of his head.

Chen Yang looked up, and suddenly saw a woman in a cheongsam sticking to the window glass, her head was invisible because the head was covered by a big black umbrella.This is the headless woman with a black umbrella in the mouth of the female classmates. I didn't expect that she would find the school because she couldn't wait for Chen Yang.

Bright red blood oozed from the black umbrella and slowly slid down the window pane.She stood at the window and stared at the classroom for a long while before leaving.Chen Yang heaved a sigh of relief and stood up. A ferocious man's head suddenly hit the window glass with a soft 'bang'.Chen Yang who had just stood up looked at him, and the man's head on the shoulder of the woman in cheongsam showed a strange smile.

Chen Yang's pupils constricted, and he ran forward quickly.The glass behind him shattered in the next second, and the shards scratched the skin on his hands.But he ignored the pain and ran towards the door.As soon as he ran to the corridor, the cheongsam woman grabbed her neck and pressed her against the wall. The man's head on the woman's shoulder fell to the ground, and her other hand opened the big black umbrella.A gaping mouth was opened in the black umbrella, the jagged teeth inside opened, and white saliva was pulled out, and the stench came to the nostrils.

Chen Yang had difficulty breathing, and grabbed the red rope with his left hand with his right hand.Just as he was about to use the red rope and bronze coins to break free from the headless woman in the cheongsam, the woman seemed to be grabbed by a huge force and ruthlessly tossed against the wall, and was finally torn in half by being thrown in mid-air.And the big black umbrella jumped down from the corridor, was also caught and torn in half, and then ignited the ghostly blue will-o'-the-wisp. The cold and jumping will-o'-the-wisp burned the headless woman in cheongsam and the weird big black umbrella to ashes.

Chen Yang supported the wall and stood up, with tears in his eyes due to coughing, he dimly saw Du Shuo holding a black umbrella and reaching out to him: "I'll take you home."

The author has something to say:

Those who say that the emperor robs and cheats marriages, the emperor is watching you!

Grandpa Wu: Do you see this marriage?

Great Emperor (categorically): Don't count!