Silly, daddy can fly!
Chapter 204 Honeymoon trip (fog)
As soon as Hou Yi turned on the phone, a phone call came, and after the call was connected, he heard the angry roar from the old general Hou.
"Where are you now, you homeless brat?! You and Xiaoming are in an uproar because of you and Xiaoming. How many people are looking for you? Why did you disappear all of a sudden?"
"No matter where you were before, hurry back to me within an hour, there are a lot of things waiting for you to deal with and report!"
Hou Yi answered a few words with his own grandfather with a dark face, and then hung up the phone decisively, showing no behavior of respecting the old and loving the young.
After he hung up the phone, Minister Tu called immediately.At the same time, Fengming also received a call from Grandma Jin from the headquarters of the research institute, and Bi Houyi nodded in a gentler way, saying that he would go to the research institute in a while, and after hanging up, the eldest aunt and Tutu, Cai Tao and the others called I just called.
Anyway, the two of them spent more than half an hour answering the phone calls from their relatives and friends. After finally finishing the call, there was another knock on the door.
Before Feng Ming stood up to open the door, a hardworking little bee boy quickly arrived at the door.
After seeing Feng Ming nod and opened the door, Feng Bo's face was indeed revealed.
After the door was opened, Feng Bo made a gesture of hugging, ready to give his cousin, whom he had not seen for two months, a firm hug from his elder brother.
As a result, he stretched out his hands and found nothing. He almost hit the floor directly, and he was stunned.
Before he had time to ponder the unthinkable question of who opened the door when no one was here, he saw the seductive young man sitting at the dining table who looked exactly like his cousin.
If he hadn't seen the captain in a blink of an eye, Feng Bo would have turned around and run away immediately and called the police—his brother couldn't be so inhuman!
Maybe it was possessed by some terrible monster? !
Fortunately, Feng Bo stabilized immediately. After listening to what Fengming told me about his two-month experience, Feng Bo looked at his younger brother and said against his will:
"It's okay, it's okay, it looks good like this! It has a special personality! There's nothing shameful about it!"
"And won't it return to normal after a while? Just so you can rest at home and don't worry."
Seeing Feng Bo's expression, Feng Ming curled his lips, and purposely brought his strange face closer to his cousin, only to laugh a few times when he saw his cousin's eyeballs rolling around.
Then he was in a good mood and wanted to hum again.
With such a hum, Feng Bo almost knelt down.
In the end, Hou Yi stretched out his hand to cover the mouth of his little bird, and signaled Feng Bo to leave quickly, thus resolving the crisis of life.
Later, in the chat group of Dragon City Tiantuan, Fengming changed his name from [Half-Blood Prince] to [Prince Humming Song] and added a note [When I hum, you kneel] and asked Tutu and others to help him. Dumbfounded.
Then Feng Bo made a sound.
Jinkou Yuyan: [Trust me, I have seen him just now, his strength has been unstable recently, let's have dinner together after a month.Otherwise, if he hums a song halfway, we all have to kneel. 】
Master Rabbit: [I don't believe what you said is so sensational, Master Rabbit, and I have to find him halfway! 】
Xiong Da: 【Add me. 】
No matter how good your martial arts are, you are still afraid of kitchen knives: [I. 】
Yang Boluo: [Well... I'll forget it.For things like kneeling, it's better not to act together in groups. 】
Jinkou Yuyan: [I'm waiting for you to throw yourself on the ground. 】
No matter what the group said, Feng Ming and Hou Yi teleported directly to the Research Headquarters and Psionic Energy Headquarters to report their two-month experience after eating the sweet feast.
Minister Tu, Grandma Jin and other people in the headquarters were surprised when they saw the appearance of the two of them. After confirming that this appearance was not permanent, but only temporarily unable to control the power of the awakened blood, Grandma Jin felt relieved. I can't wait to drag Fengming directly to study at the headquarters.
But in the end it didn't work out, because the two had more important things to do.
Minister Tu looked at Feng Ming and Hou Yi who still looked tired even after a night's rest, although he felt distressed and guilty, he still spoke.
"It's great that you can come back, otherwise we don't know how long this crisis will last."
"You should have seen the report on the growth of spiritual energy and demonic energy. Even if we mobilized the people of the whole country to hunt down demonized animals and plants in November, we can only maintain the level where the demonic energy does not increase."
"But this is not going to solve the problem. As long as the cracks are still there and the chaotic energy continues to seep out of the cracks, the accelerated mutation of the Earth's globe cannot be stopped."
"Our country is still good. Like some other areas where the whole people cannot be called on and the regime is chaotic, there are more demonized animals and plants, and the demonization is more powerful."
Minister Tu sighed after speaking: "As far as we know, a ferocious giant elephant that can breathe fire appeared in India three days ago, and it has already killed an unknown number of people."
"The whole world is connected. If only our country maintains stability, the crazy growth of magic energy and aura in other regions will eventually affect us."
"So I have to work hard for you two. The point is to work hard for Xiaoming."
Feng Ming understood what Minister Tu meant.
He has to be a hard-working world repairman and mason, filling up thousands of space cracks in the world.
It's not a problem to think about the spiritual power consumed by doing this, anyway, it's enough to rest for a few days after running out of strength.But it will take at least a few months to repair it completely. If this is the case, will the country provide business wages?
Feng Ming looked up at Minister Tu, and raised his question with a smile on his face.
Although he tried his best to put on a cute expression, it's a pity that his appearance at this time is too bewitching and evil, and the feeling of asking this question is really not very cute, but with "Your mortals are worthy of letting me work" The arrogance of domineering.
Minister Tu twitched the corners of his mouth.
Anyway, he is also a person who has seen the big wind and waves, and nodded directly: "I will definitely give you a business salary. And I will give three times the salary compensation. After the matter is over, the country will thoroughly calculate the contributions of the two of you and give you bonuses. Also All compensation and pensions for the two months of missing will also be issued on these two days."
"You have to believe that the country will never chill the heroes."
"Also, Xiaoming, you can teleport. It's like traveling around the world. The state will reimburse you for all expenses. As long as you complete the repair of the space crack within three months, other things you want to do No country will enforce it."
When Minister Tu said this, he saw a very happy and longing expression on Fengming's face, and the stone in his heart fell to the ground.Although Xiaoming has become stronger, as long as he is still a good comrade who loves the country and respects the law, if he is strong, the country is strong!
As long as they think that Huaguo has four more mythological psykers, the expression minister Tu, who used to make them mourn on the surface but secretly gloated, would like to fill their small coffers with their white geese singing.
Then Minister Tu cheated the Psionic Headquarters and Research Institute: "Don't worry, as long as you do a good job this time. In the future, the country will not charge any psionic equipment and potions you use! I will send you new ones every month." Product. You’ll be refilling your space in no time.”
Minister Tu and the others more or less knew that Feng Ming used his small treasury to open up space in the end.
When Feng Ming heard this, he almost wanted to hum a violent song.
He thought of his empty portable space that became limitless after the bloodline was completely awakened, and could be expanded or reduced according to his own ideas, but there was no spiritual grass.
At that time, the qi and blood surged up and felt that the blood should be warmed up. When I looked back, I knew that it was not the blood that was hot at that time, but the water in the brain.
Feng Tun Tun Tun wooden expression.
Minister Tu found that he seemed to have reached a sad point that he shouldn't have said, so he quickly coughed twice to change the subject, but the sadness had been aroused, and Feng Ming kept a blank face the whole time.Minister Tu almost couldn't bear to send him money and cards.
But in the end Minister Tu still found a way to make Feng Tun Tun look better——
"It's not free for us to help other countries. I'll give you a thousand spirit stones later, right?"
Only then did Feng Ming reluctantly have a smiling face.Then he and Hou Yi received a map of global space cracks and returned to Hou Yi's home.
The two originally planned to rest at home for a day or two before leaving, but they were suddenly called by the old man and grandma to have a reunion dinner.
Feng Ming felt that his strange appearance was not suitable for meeting people, so Hou Yi went back by himself.
Whatever happens at home, the old man and grandma's bodies seem to be stronger than before - the old man's strides are too big for him to beat him with a walking stick.
Then at the dinner table, Hou Yi realized that it was Feng Ming who had left two ginseng whiskers for the old man and grandma, and he couldn't help feeling warm in his heart.
When he was about to leave, his stepmother and stepsister all approached him with flattering smiles on their faces, but Hou Yi ignored him and left.
The two of them were left with great annoyance in their hearts.But what can I do now? !The more powerful and powerful Hou Yi is, the more unpopular the two of them will be, and they will attract all kinds of indifference and ridicule. Even if they are not treated badly materially, but this kind of external and psychological pressure that exists all the time is not Let them never be at peace.
I don't know whether such a life is lucky or unfortunate.
November fifteenth.
The Archangel Fengming who has been missing for more than two months and returned with a high profile?whooper swan?Finally, the latest news was released on Lingwang.
Fengming V: [Tomorrow I will be a world repairman.Collection of food and beauty from all over the world.Thank you, thank you~]
As soon as the news was released, it attracted countless replies.
Excluding those screaming, covering their faces, covering their chests, and asking for photos, this is the introduction of the real beauty and food from all over the world.
Yu Dongdong: [Ah, oh, let me answer!Take a trip to the most beautiful and pure Antarctica, Ming Ming!The little penguin in the ice and snow, feel the peace of the world! 】
Lemon tea: [No, in fact, Northern Europe is better. Antarctica is pure, but there are no people and no food. Northern Europe still has delicious barbecue and wine! 】
Liu Guang under the moon: [Hahaha I'm actually here?Let me tell you a place, Hokkaido Hot Springs in Japan is really good for skiing, and the eel feast is very recommended! 】
Anyway, soon, Fengming knew where to go to eat, drink and have fun while repairing the cracks in the space.Then Fengming found a question that focused on the key points among the group of answers.
[No, I want to know more than the beauty and food in the world, what does the world repairer mean? 】
Fengming looked at this message and smiled, they will know soon.
Then in the next few months, everyone really knew what the "World Repairman" looked like.
Feng Ming and Hou Yi went to Europe first, and soon there were news and many photos of their space cracks being repaired from European countries.
Fengming's spiritual website soon had many check-in photos of the recommended attractions, and occasionally he and Hou Yi's backs appeared in the photos.
The most viewed and liked photo was a beautiful photo of Fengming and Richard drinking coffee by a beautiful river.
Although the two people in this photo are still from the back, it gives people an inexplicable, warm and protective feeling.
Then there is the Southeast Asia region.
A group of people on the spiritual website in Southeast Asia shouted "angels" and "angels" and exclaimed excitedly every day, directly letting the Chinese people who went over the wall see the "honeymoon duo" they thought they were in Europe.
[Sisters, don't stay in Europe, hurry up and go to Yinguoling.com, there are the latest sugar and food! 】
As a result, Yin Guoling's network was almost paralyzed.
Then people in Huaguo saw the video of Fengming and Houyi repairing the cracks and fighting with the huge white elephant that made the ground shake with every stomp.
At the beginning of the video, many Indians were screaming and even cursing, but at the end, these Indians knelt down and called "Dad" with tears in their eyes.
When all the powerful psykers in India were tied to the giant elephant, Feng Ming and Hou Yi easily took care of the demonized giant elephant.
Then, the scene that made the Chinese netizens laugh and the Indian netizens depressed happened——
After the huge demonized elephant was knocked down, Fengming Houyi had a dispute with India's top psyker team and senior officials over the distribution of the demonized giant elephant.
The Indian psyker said that although you have helped us a lot and closed the space crack, the giant elephant belongs to our country, and so does death.
Feng Ming wanted to open the crack again without saying a word, and the people from India hurriedly screamed to stop it:
"Oh, dear Mr. Feng, don't do this. We are also afraid that you won't be able to move the corpse of this huge giant elephant! You see, there are only two of you, so it's not easy to carry this giant elephant as big as a small mountain away! Why don't you take it away? Give it to us, and we will send the most precious material to the two of you!"
"Mr. Feng, you have to believe that we really have good intentions, this giant elephant is really difficult to carry!"
As a result, as soon as the Indian senior official finished speaking, Feng Ming smiled and took the giant elephant that was like a hill away.
Received!
The jaws of all the people present in India were about to drop when they saw the land and the giant pit that were empty at that moment.
Then, Feng Tun Tun showed a very friendly smile:
"Don't worry, I have special handling skills. Friends from your country don't need to worry about it."
After Feng Ming said this, he pulled Hou Yi and teleported away. After a long time, there was a heartbreaking and frantic howling and stomping sound in the video, and then there was an indistinct scene of a high-ranking official who said something wrong being beaten.
Then Fengming’s spiritual net photos during this period are all kinds of landscape photos of India, and there is also a particularly terrifying black ivory photo of a demonized giant elephant.
The compatriots of Huaguo lined up on the spirit net [Hahahahaha! ] and 【Good job! 】
And after "Housekeeper Goose Wind Mingming", the nickname "No Wind at All" quickly became the hot search.
The official website also gave a special thumbs up, saying that the behavior of "hoarding" and "accumulating" is the traditional racial virtue of the people of Huaguo.
Afterwards, Feng Dundun and the back team, who were secretly labeled "suspected ears" by fans, went to different regions and countries such as Africa, America, and Australia.
In Africa, they met a group of black brothers of Hercules, and helped them close the space crack and slaughtered an African demonized giant lion by the way.The black Zack was indeed the hope of the whole village. Fengming finally donated hundreds of boxes of instant noodles and hundreds of barrels of clean water.Get the unreserved respect and love of the people in that village.
Zach said that they will study and exercise hard in the future, and one day they will be able to leave the village and make everyone's life better.
Fengming gave him a Lingwang mobile phone, and decided that in the future, he could take the black brothers on missions for a whole sum of money.
In America, they just helped to close the space crack, after all, the psykers in America are already powerful enough.
The most troublesome demonized animal and plant in Japan turned out to be an eight-headed snake. I don't know how the gene was mutated. Anyway, it looks very much like the Yamato no Orochi in Japanese mythology.The way to kill is also the same, you must shoot the eight heads of Yamato no Orochi at the same time.However, Hou Yi came out with nine sun-shooting arrows, and one of them was useless. The back team said that your snakes are too slow to grow, and nine is the ultimate number. It is estimated that they are so weak because they lack one head.
All Japanese: "..."
If it weren't for seeing how good you are, I would really fight you hard!
At last.
Feng Ming and Hou Yi came to Australia.
The most powerful demonized animal and plant in Australia is a giant kangaroo, and Feng Ming photographed the hand-to-hand battle between Hou Yi and the huge demonized kangaroo!
The number of hits on this video reached the top of the list overnight. In the video, the back captain, who was fighting with the demonized giant kangaroo with his upper body naked, definitely had a perfect body that made men cry and women scream.
From sunset to sunset, this battle was a collision of strength and beauty.
Then, the fans of the back team also surpassed the pool team again after the video was played, countless female fans and male fans?They screamed under Hou Yi's spiritual net.
[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !Back team, I want to marry you! 】
[After watching the video, I was shaking with excitement, the real man is like the back team! ! 】
[When I think of my husband in the back team, I feel weak all over, he is handsome, wild and so powerful, this is the Sun God of my dreams ah ah ah ah! 】
Then, amidst such bottomless messages, Hou Yi sent a message.
Hou Yi V: [Ten moves but refused.My body and mind belong to only one person. 】
The spirit net stagnated for a moment, and then burst instantly.
The Lingnet programmers knelt down on the ground.
However, when there was a bloody storm on the spiritual network to discuss the pick-up detective, on the Australian prairie and under the stars.Fengming felt the handsome, wild, and powerful body ♂ that was praised by the whole network like the sun god.
From sun setting to sun rising.
Damn, he did go soft because someone was hard almost all the time! !
Getting up with dark circles under his eyes, Fengming thought to himself, whoever wants this fucking body and mind will want it.Anyway, he can't afford it!
When Hou Yi stretched out his hand and wanted to pull him, Feng Ming turned his head and sneered at Hou Yi, and pointed his middle finger at Hou Yi's very ominous premonition.
In an instant, the shadow disappeared.
Then leave a sentence in the air:
"Silly x!! I can fly!!"
The author has something to say:
Fengming: I am different from others! ! !Grandpa will always take the initiative, running as much as he wants, and charging whenever he wants, Grandpa is the most awesome subject!
Mai Fan: That's not receiving.
Chi Tang: That's not shou.
Jinshan: I am God, did I say anything?Isn't that accepted? !
Fengming: ... day.
"Where are you now, you homeless brat?! You and Xiaoming are in an uproar because of you and Xiaoming. How many people are looking for you? Why did you disappear all of a sudden?"
"No matter where you were before, hurry back to me within an hour, there are a lot of things waiting for you to deal with and report!"
Hou Yi answered a few words with his own grandfather with a dark face, and then hung up the phone decisively, showing no behavior of respecting the old and loving the young.
After he hung up the phone, Minister Tu called immediately.At the same time, Fengming also received a call from Grandma Jin from the headquarters of the research institute, and Bi Houyi nodded in a gentler way, saying that he would go to the research institute in a while, and after hanging up, the eldest aunt and Tutu, Cai Tao and the others called I just called.
Anyway, the two of them spent more than half an hour answering the phone calls from their relatives and friends. After finally finishing the call, there was another knock on the door.
Before Feng Ming stood up to open the door, a hardworking little bee boy quickly arrived at the door.
After seeing Feng Ming nod and opened the door, Feng Bo's face was indeed revealed.
After the door was opened, Feng Bo made a gesture of hugging, ready to give his cousin, whom he had not seen for two months, a firm hug from his elder brother.
As a result, he stretched out his hands and found nothing. He almost hit the floor directly, and he was stunned.
Before he had time to ponder the unthinkable question of who opened the door when no one was here, he saw the seductive young man sitting at the dining table who looked exactly like his cousin.
If he hadn't seen the captain in a blink of an eye, Feng Bo would have turned around and run away immediately and called the police—his brother couldn't be so inhuman!
Maybe it was possessed by some terrible monster? !
Fortunately, Feng Bo stabilized immediately. After listening to what Fengming told me about his two-month experience, Feng Bo looked at his younger brother and said against his will:
"It's okay, it's okay, it looks good like this! It has a special personality! There's nothing shameful about it!"
"And won't it return to normal after a while? Just so you can rest at home and don't worry."
Seeing Feng Bo's expression, Feng Ming curled his lips, and purposely brought his strange face closer to his cousin, only to laugh a few times when he saw his cousin's eyeballs rolling around.
Then he was in a good mood and wanted to hum again.
With such a hum, Feng Bo almost knelt down.
In the end, Hou Yi stretched out his hand to cover the mouth of his little bird, and signaled Feng Bo to leave quickly, thus resolving the crisis of life.
Later, in the chat group of Dragon City Tiantuan, Fengming changed his name from [Half-Blood Prince] to [Prince Humming Song] and added a note [When I hum, you kneel] and asked Tutu and others to help him. Dumbfounded.
Then Feng Bo made a sound.
Jinkou Yuyan: [Trust me, I have seen him just now, his strength has been unstable recently, let's have dinner together after a month.Otherwise, if he hums a song halfway, we all have to kneel. 】
Master Rabbit: [I don't believe what you said is so sensational, Master Rabbit, and I have to find him halfway! 】
Xiong Da: 【Add me. 】
No matter how good your martial arts are, you are still afraid of kitchen knives: [I. 】
Yang Boluo: [Well... I'll forget it.For things like kneeling, it's better not to act together in groups. 】
Jinkou Yuyan: [I'm waiting for you to throw yourself on the ground. 】
No matter what the group said, Feng Ming and Hou Yi teleported directly to the Research Headquarters and Psionic Energy Headquarters to report their two-month experience after eating the sweet feast.
Minister Tu, Grandma Jin and other people in the headquarters were surprised when they saw the appearance of the two of them. After confirming that this appearance was not permanent, but only temporarily unable to control the power of the awakened blood, Grandma Jin felt relieved. I can't wait to drag Fengming directly to study at the headquarters.
But in the end it didn't work out, because the two had more important things to do.
Minister Tu looked at Feng Ming and Hou Yi who still looked tired even after a night's rest, although he felt distressed and guilty, he still spoke.
"It's great that you can come back, otherwise we don't know how long this crisis will last."
"You should have seen the report on the growth of spiritual energy and demonic energy. Even if we mobilized the people of the whole country to hunt down demonized animals and plants in November, we can only maintain the level where the demonic energy does not increase."
"But this is not going to solve the problem. As long as the cracks are still there and the chaotic energy continues to seep out of the cracks, the accelerated mutation of the Earth's globe cannot be stopped."
"Our country is still good. Like some other areas where the whole people cannot be called on and the regime is chaotic, there are more demonized animals and plants, and the demonization is more powerful."
Minister Tu sighed after speaking: "As far as we know, a ferocious giant elephant that can breathe fire appeared in India three days ago, and it has already killed an unknown number of people."
"The whole world is connected. If only our country maintains stability, the crazy growth of magic energy and aura in other regions will eventually affect us."
"So I have to work hard for you two. The point is to work hard for Xiaoming."
Feng Ming understood what Minister Tu meant.
He has to be a hard-working world repairman and mason, filling up thousands of space cracks in the world.
It's not a problem to think about the spiritual power consumed by doing this, anyway, it's enough to rest for a few days after running out of strength.But it will take at least a few months to repair it completely. If this is the case, will the country provide business wages?
Feng Ming looked up at Minister Tu, and raised his question with a smile on his face.
Although he tried his best to put on a cute expression, it's a pity that his appearance at this time is too bewitching and evil, and the feeling of asking this question is really not very cute, but with "Your mortals are worthy of letting me work" The arrogance of domineering.
Minister Tu twitched the corners of his mouth.
Anyway, he is also a person who has seen the big wind and waves, and nodded directly: "I will definitely give you a business salary. And I will give three times the salary compensation. After the matter is over, the country will thoroughly calculate the contributions of the two of you and give you bonuses. Also All compensation and pensions for the two months of missing will also be issued on these two days."
"You have to believe that the country will never chill the heroes."
"Also, Xiaoming, you can teleport. It's like traveling around the world. The state will reimburse you for all expenses. As long as you complete the repair of the space crack within three months, other things you want to do No country will enforce it."
When Minister Tu said this, he saw a very happy and longing expression on Fengming's face, and the stone in his heart fell to the ground.Although Xiaoming has become stronger, as long as he is still a good comrade who loves the country and respects the law, if he is strong, the country is strong!
As long as they think that Huaguo has four more mythological psykers, the expression minister Tu, who used to make them mourn on the surface but secretly gloated, would like to fill their small coffers with their white geese singing.
Then Minister Tu cheated the Psionic Headquarters and Research Institute: "Don't worry, as long as you do a good job this time. In the future, the country will not charge any psionic equipment and potions you use! I will send you new ones every month." Product. You’ll be refilling your space in no time.”
Minister Tu and the others more or less knew that Feng Ming used his small treasury to open up space in the end.
When Feng Ming heard this, he almost wanted to hum a violent song.
He thought of his empty portable space that became limitless after the bloodline was completely awakened, and could be expanded or reduced according to his own ideas, but there was no spiritual grass.
At that time, the qi and blood surged up and felt that the blood should be warmed up. When I looked back, I knew that it was not the blood that was hot at that time, but the water in the brain.
Feng Tun Tun Tun wooden expression.
Minister Tu found that he seemed to have reached a sad point that he shouldn't have said, so he quickly coughed twice to change the subject, but the sadness had been aroused, and Feng Ming kept a blank face the whole time.Minister Tu almost couldn't bear to send him money and cards.
But in the end Minister Tu still found a way to make Feng Tun Tun look better——
"It's not free for us to help other countries. I'll give you a thousand spirit stones later, right?"
Only then did Feng Ming reluctantly have a smiling face.Then he and Hou Yi received a map of global space cracks and returned to Hou Yi's home.
The two originally planned to rest at home for a day or two before leaving, but they were suddenly called by the old man and grandma to have a reunion dinner.
Feng Ming felt that his strange appearance was not suitable for meeting people, so Hou Yi went back by himself.
Whatever happens at home, the old man and grandma's bodies seem to be stronger than before - the old man's strides are too big for him to beat him with a walking stick.
Then at the dinner table, Hou Yi realized that it was Feng Ming who had left two ginseng whiskers for the old man and grandma, and he couldn't help feeling warm in his heart.
When he was about to leave, his stepmother and stepsister all approached him with flattering smiles on their faces, but Hou Yi ignored him and left.
The two of them were left with great annoyance in their hearts.But what can I do now? !The more powerful and powerful Hou Yi is, the more unpopular the two of them will be, and they will attract all kinds of indifference and ridicule. Even if they are not treated badly materially, but this kind of external and psychological pressure that exists all the time is not Let them never be at peace.
I don't know whether such a life is lucky or unfortunate.
November fifteenth.
The Archangel Fengming who has been missing for more than two months and returned with a high profile?whooper swan?Finally, the latest news was released on Lingwang.
Fengming V: [Tomorrow I will be a world repairman.Collection of food and beauty from all over the world.Thank you, thank you~]
As soon as the news was released, it attracted countless replies.
Excluding those screaming, covering their faces, covering their chests, and asking for photos, this is the introduction of the real beauty and food from all over the world.
Yu Dongdong: [Ah, oh, let me answer!Take a trip to the most beautiful and pure Antarctica, Ming Ming!The little penguin in the ice and snow, feel the peace of the world! 】
Lemon tea: [No, in fact, Northern Europe is better. Antarctica is pure, but there are no people and no food. Northern Europe still has delicious barbecue and wine! 】
Liu Guang under the moon: [Hahaha I'm actually here?Let me tell you a place, Hokkaido Hot Springs in Japan is really good for skiing, and the eel feast is very recommended! 】
Anyway, soon, Fengming knew where to go to eat, drink and have fun while repairing the cracks in the space.Then Fengming found a question that focused on the key points among the group of answers.
[No, I want to know more than the beauty and food in the world, what does the world repairer mean? 】
Fengming looked at this message and smiled, they will know soon.
Then in the next few months, everyone really knew what the "World Repairman" looked like.
Feng Ming and Hou Yi went to Europe first, and soon there were news and many photos of their space cracks being repaired from European countries.
Fengming's spiritual website soon had many check-in photos of the recommended attractions, and occasionally he and Hou Yi's backs appeared in the photos.
The most viewed and liked photo was a beautiful photo of Fengming and Richard drinking coffee by a beautiful river.
Although the two people in this photo are still from the back, it gives people an inexplicable, warm and protective feeling.
Then there is the Southeast Asia region.
A group of people on the spiritual website in Southeast Asia shouted "angels" and "angels" and exclaimed excitedly every day, directly letting the Chinese people who went over the wall see the "honeymoon duo" they thought they were in Europe.
[Sisters, don't stay in Europe, hurry up and go to Yinguoling.com, there are the latest sugar and food! 】
As a result, Yin Guoling's network was almost paralyzed.
Then people in Huaguo saw the video of Fengming and Houyi repairing the cracks and fighting with the huge white elephant that made the ground shake with every stomp.
At the beginning of the video, many Indians were screaming and even cursing, but at the end, these Indians knelt down and called "Dad" with tears in their eyes.
When all the powerful psykers in India were tied to the giant elephant, Feng Ming and Hou Yi easily took care of the demonized giant elephant.
Then, the scene that made the Chinese netizens laugh and the Indian netizens depressed happened——
After the huge demonized elephant was knocked down, Fengming Houyi had a dispute with India's top psyker team and senior officials over the distribution of the demonized giant elephant.
The Indian psyker said that although you have helped us a lot and closed the space crack, the giant elephant belongs to our country, and so does death.
Feng Ming wanted to open the crack again without saying a word, and the people from India hurriedly screamed to stop it:
"Oh, dear Mr. Feng, don't do this. We are also afraid that you won't be able to move the corpse of this huge giant elephant! You see, there are only two of you, so it's not easy to carry this giant elephant as big as a small mountain away! Why don't you take it away? Give it to us, and we will send the most precious material to the two of you!"
"Mr. Feng, you have to believe that we really have good intentions, this giant elephant is really difficult to carry!"
As a result, as soon as the Indian senior official finished speaking, Feng Ming smiled and took the giant elephant that was like a hill away.
Received!
The jaws of all the people present in India were about to drop when they saw the land and the giant pit that were empty at that moment.
Then, Feng Tun Tun showed a very friendly smile:
"Don't worry, I have special handling skills. Friends from your country don't need to worry about it."
After Feng Ming said this, he pulled Hou Yi and teleported away. After a long time, there was a heartbreaking and frantic howling and stomping sound in the video, and then there was an indistinct scene of a high-ranking official who said something wrong being beaten.
Then Fengming’s spiritual net photos during this period are all kinds of landscape photos of India, and there is also a particularly terrifying black ivory photo of a demonized giant elephant.
The compatriots of Huaguo lined up on the spirit net [Hahahahaha! ] and 【Good job! 】
And after "Housekeeper Goose Wind Mingming", the nickname "No Wind at All" quickly became the hot search.
The official website also gave a special thumbs up, saying that the behavior of "hoarding" and "accumulating" is the traditional racial virtue of the people of Huaguo.
Afterwards, Feng Dundun and the back team, who were secretly labeled "suspected ears" by fans, went to different regions and countries such as Africa, America, and Australia.
In Africa, they met a group of black brothers of Hercules, and helped them close the space crack and slaughtered an African demonized giant lion by the way.The black Zack was indeed the hope of the whole village. Fengming finally donated hundreds of boxes of instant noodles and hundreds of barrels of clean water.Get the unreserved respect and love of the people in that village.
Zach said that they will study and exercise hard in the future, and one day they will be able to leave the village and make everyone's life better.
Fengming gave him a Lingwang mobile phone, and decided that in the future, he could take the black brothers on missions for a whole sum of money.
In America, they just helped to close the space crack, after all, the psykers in America are already powerful enough.
The most troublesome demonized animal and plant in Japan turned out to be an eight-headed snake. I don't know how the gene was mutated. Anyway, it looks very much like the Yamato no Orochi in Japanese mythology.The way to kill is also the same, you must shoot the eight heads of Yamato no Orochi at the same time.However, Hou Yi came out with nine sun-shooting arrows, and one of them was useless. The back team said that your snakes are too slow to grow, and nine is the ultimate number. It is estimated that they are so weak because they lack one head.
All Japanese: "..."
If it weren't for seeing how good you are, I would really fight you hard!
At last.
Feng Ming and Hou Yi came to Australia.
The most powerful demonized animal and plant in Australia is a giant kangaroo, and Feng Ming photographed the hand-to-hand battle between Hou Yi and the huge demonized kangaroo!
The number of hits on this video reached the top of the list overnight. In the video, the back captain, who was fighting with the demonized giant kangaroo with his upper body naked, definitely had a perfect body that made men cry and women scream.
From sunset to sunset, this battle was a collision of strength and beauty.
Then, the fans of the back team also surpassed the pool team again after the video was played, countless female fans and male fans?They screamed under Hou Yi's spiritual net.
[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !Back team, I want to marry you! 】
[After watching the video, I was shaking with excitement, the real man is like the back team! ! 】
[When I think of my husband in the back team, I feel weak all over, he is handsome, wild and so powerful, this is the Sun God of my dreams ah ah ah ah! 】
Then, amidst such bottomless messages, Hou Yi sent a message.
Hou Yi V: [Ten moves but refused.My body and mind belong to only one person. 】
The spirit net stagnated for a moment, and then burst instantly.
The Lingnet programmers knelt down on the ground.
However, when there was a bloody storm on the spiritual network to discuss the pick-up detective, on the Australian prairie and under the stars.Fengming felt the handsome, wild, and powerful body ♂ that was praised by the whole network like the sun god.
From sun setting to sun rising.
Damn, he did go soft because someone was hard almost all the time! !
Getting up with dark circles under his eyes, Fengming thought to himself, whoever wants this fucking body and mind will want it.Anyway, he can't afford it!
When Hou Yi stretched out his hand and wanted to pull him, Feng Ming turned his head and sneered at Hou Yi, and pointed his middle finger at Hou Yi's very ominous premonition.
In an instant, the shadow disappeared.
Then leave a sentence in the air:
"Silly x!! I can fly!!"
The author has something to say:
Fengming: I am different from others! ! !Grandpa will always take the initiative, running as much as he wants, and charging whenever he wants, Grandpa is the most awesome subject!
Mai Fan: That's not receiving.
Chi Tang: That's not shou.
Jinshan: I am God, did I say anything?Isn't that accepted? !
Fengming: ... day.
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