The whole entertainment industry begs me not to drink CP

Shen Jianxia only felt angina.

Amidst the joyous laughter of his friends, he himself couldn't help laughing, squinted his eyes, stretched out his hand and gently squeezed Tubai's face, and threatened in a low voice: "Little villain."

He didn't say the second half of the sentence, but Tubai knew what Shen Jianxia wanted to say: Let's see how I deal with you when I get home.

Stinky brat.

Tubai snorted contemptuously, and in the end even he couldn't help laughing.

It was rare for Tubai to have a vacation, and everyone just took this opportunity to have a lively dinner together.

Everyone else came by car, only Tu Bai and Shen Jianxia came by taxi.Although the company is equipped with a commercial vehicle, Tu Bai doesn't drive it very much, and declined Chen Shu's suggestion to drive them back.

After saying goodbye to his friends, Tubai and Shen Jianxia took a leisurely walk home along the street lights.

After walking a few steps, Shen Jianxia stretched out her hand naturally, took Tubai's hand, intertwined the fingers of both hands, and clasped them tightly.

"I ordered a car for you yesterday." After walking quietly holding hands for a while, Shen Jianxia spoke first, "It's the same style as your previous blue supercar."

"Why did you spend that money, why didn't you discuss it with me?" The car was not cheap, and Tu Bai frowned when he heard that, "Doesn't the company have a car?"

"It's different." Shen Jianxia stopped suddenly, making Tu Bai have to stop with him.

Shen Jianxia turned around, the light from the street lamp fell on his face, casting shadows on the contours of the deep facial features, making his expression serious and determined: "Xiaobai, stay with me, I will not let you suffer. As long as you are Whatever you want, I will give you all willingly."

"Not such a materialistic person..." Tu Bai lowered his eyes and muttered in a low voice.

"I know, I know." Shen Jianxia reached out and took Tu Bai into her arms, put one arm around his waist, and the other hand climbed across his shoulder blades and put it on his shoulders, patting him lightly, "I want to give it to you." You, I can do it. I'm an adult, don't worry about me anymore."

Tubai leaned her head on Shen Jianxia's broad shoulders, wrapped her arms lightly around his waist, closed her eyes, and raised the corners of her mouth a little.

"Well. I trust you."

After returning home, Shen Jianxia went to the study to write the script after taking a shower.

Tu Bai didn't bother Shen Jianxia, ​​he suddenly remembered that the second episode of "Their Weekly" should have been aired, and he hadn't had time to catch up on it, so he just took some time to watch it.

After taking a shower, Tu Bai returned to the bedroom and sat against the head of the bed holding the iPad.Open the orange video and take a look. Sure enough, the second episode of the program has been aired, and it has become the variety show with the most views on the orange video this month.

The second issue of "Their Weekly" was divided into two threads at the same time, so a total of six episodes were cut. The first three episodes were Gu Zihan's experience as a professional publishing author, and the last three episodes were Tu Bai and Shen Jianxia's experience. A week in the life of a web writer.

Tu Bai started watching the fourth episode directly, and planned to watch the part they recorded here first.

The studio host of this episode is still the chief planner of the show, and Tu Bai, Shen Jianxia, ​​Gu Zihan, and Wang Hezhi are the special observation guests of the other team.

As a result, Tu Bai almost vomited a mouthful of old blood at the beginning of the show.

This program group is so stupid, they even cut the live broadcast footage of raiding Shen Jianxia's house the day before the recording to the very beginning of this episode, and put Shen Jianxia's wrong buttons and his and Tubai's couple slippers A close-up in the same frame, with a huge scrolling caption next to it: "Same style of slippers?! Teacher Summer and Tubai are roommates?! Why do they look so flustered? Please let this issue of "Their Week" take you Let's explore the unknown secrets of Bai's Summer, a super-popular web writer!"

Tubai who was watching the show with an iPad in his hand: "..."

Because Tu Bai and Shen Jianxia accidentally disclosed their relationship during the recording process of the program, which attracted the curiosity of many netizens, so the popularity and broadcast volume of the second issue of "Their Program" reached an unprecedented height. The barrage of crazily drifts by:

[Replay of 23333 scenes]

[Little couple lost their horses on live broadcast for the first time!Couple slippers set! ]

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!I love this show so much!Schedule the third issue soon! ]

[Love Variety Show!Is it a love variety show? ! ]

In the picture, Tubai calmly explains "we are roommates" and "employee dormitory", which is in stark contrast to Shen Jianxia's incoherent "buy one get one free" "supermarket discount" and "definitely not a couple's model".

Especially when the chief planner told them "this is a live broadcast", the shock on Shen Jianxia's face was so full that he was about to jump off the screen, and the program team also took a close-up of his face and made a [Shock.jpg] emoticons.

Finally, the screen switches to a close-up of the master planner's face.She smiled suspiciously, and added five words on her head later: I believe you ghost!

The whole picture was instantly overwhelmed by dense numbers of "233333" and "hahahahaha".

The screen switched to the studio, Gu Zihan looked at the program on the big screen, and shook his head regretfully: "Teacher Summer is really a younger brother, as expected, he won't tell any lies."

The chief planner rubbed his chin: "At that time, I already vaguely felt that the two of them were tricky."

The whole studio burst into "goose goose goose" laughter.

Next is the first day of official recording of the program.Tubai, Lu Zhicheng, Song Wenxing, and Shen Jianxia were grouped together. In the barrage, fans of the first episode of the show regretted that Tubai and Shen Jianxia were not grouped with Gu Zihan and Wang Hezhi, which made it less fun.

There are a lot of jokes in this episode, but almost all of them are based on Shen Jianxia's black history.Especially when he confessed with a face full of lovelessness that he once dug a peerless pit called "Idols spoiled me after I became a big boss" in order to sign a contract, the whole picture was filled with "hahahaha" barrage.

Especially when Tubai broke the news that "Mr. Summer was rejected by the editor eight times before signing the contract", fans put #Summer必威志##Summer呼微史# on the public screen one after another.

The screen cuts back to the studio.

Gu Zihan laughed so hard that he rolled over on the sofa with his stomach in his hands: "Mr. Summer, have you really written this kind of novel?!"

"I really want to see it." Song Wenxing said quietly with his jaw propped up.

Shen Jian Xiapi, who was sitting on the side, defended himself with a half smile: "Everyone has a time when they were young and ignorant."

Tu Bai next to him didn't speak, but raised his eyebrows and clicked his tongue inaudibly.

[Teacher Summer quickly unlock it!Fill in the hole! ]

[I want to see it so much hahahahahahahaha]

[Xiao Tubai: I just quietly watch you pretend. ]

This episode of the show was tailor-made for Shen Jianxia. When Shen Jianxia was embarrassed, the studio and barrage also laughed. The barrage also praised him for "having his own opinions" and "Summer who writes novels is really charming".

It can be seen that Shen Jianxia was in very good condition when recording this episode.

"Mr. Summer, I think you are getting more and more relaxed." Wang Hezhi commented, "You have grown up."

"I still remember Mr. Summer's embarrassing appearance on the show when I was an observation guest in the first episode." Lu Zhicheng said, "But when I recorded the second episode with Mr. Summer, I realized that he is really very talented. He is just more restrained, and he is better at expressing in words than in words."

"En." Tubai turned his head to look at Shen Jianxia, ​​and gently curled the corner of his lower lip, "You've grown up a lot." After being praised by her lover, Shen Jianxia's eyes lit up, her nose almost turned up to the sky, but because of her In the studio, I had to work hard to suppress my pride.

But how could they let him go in the later stage? They gave Shen Jianxia P a pair of furry ears and a fox tail that kept wagging wildly.

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' ]

[Look, sisters!The praised Summer laughed like a fool! ]

[Hahahahaha I i I have a cute and died in this later special effects]

Then came the part where Shen Jianxia instructed the three guests to write the beginning of the web article and sign the contract.

Before the recording of the show ends, the pseudonyms and book titles of the three guests cannot be disclosed to the audience for the time being.The guests have to rely on their own efforts to post and sign the contract. Until the signing is successful, the program team will put the address of the novel they are serializing on the official blog, attracting fans to read and comment.

As for which pen name belongs to which guest, it will be announced in the program.Until then, fans can only guess intuitively.

As observers, Gu Zihan and Wang Hezhi didn't know who the three pseudonyms belonged to.

In the studio, the chief planner said to Gu Zihan and Wang Hezhi: "Zihan and Hezhi can guess, there is a little fox, a peerless little star, and an invincible little sun, whose pen names are these three?"

Gu Zihan didn't even think about it, so he swore to judge: "Brother Wen Xing, your pen name is so easy to guess, the peerless little star is you at first glance."

"Zihan and I have the same idea." Wang Hezhi seconded.

Unexpectedly, Song Wenxing next to him shook his head, crossed his arms and made a wrong gesture: "No, you guessed wrong, the peerless little star is Lu Zhicheng."

Gu Zihan was surprised: "Ah? How is it possible?"

"Originally he was called Peerless Little Xingxing, and I was called Invincible Little Sun." Lu Zhicheng explained, "Later Tubai said that it was too easy for fans to guess, so we changed it."

[? ? ? ? ?I always thought the little star was Song Wenxing! ]

[I followed the wrong text!Brother Cheng, I’m sorry for you QAQ]

[Rely on me to really hit the Overlord for the Invincible Little Sunshine, but I hit the wrong person! ]

"Then the little fox is Xiao Tubai." Wang Hezhi looked at Tubai.

Tubai nodded: "Yes."

Shen Jianxia next to her stretched out her long legs and smiled comfortably.

[There is a little fox whose pen name looks like Xiao Tubai 23333]

[Apart from Summer, who else looks like a vixen]

[Not the sisters in front!It should be said that besides Tu Bai, who else can own a little fox! ]

[Suddenly stuffed with dog food kswlkswl]

The three of their serialized articles are also very funny, Tubai's is called "I became popular overnight after being taken care of by the big boss of the gold list", which is a danmei novel with the theme of entertainment circles, and Song Wenxing's is called "The group's favorite school grass is three and a half years old", which belongs to Campus fantasy danmei.

But Lu Zhicheng was more stubborn, he insisted on using the title of "Sword Breaks the Misty Rain", writing a martial arts novel from the perspective of a male protagonist.

[Xiao Tubai and Xiao Xingxing's book title has a blue sea flavor 23333]

[Tubai deserves to be a veteran RMB player of Blue Ocean Literature Network, and is well versed in the popularity of Blue Ocean literature]

[Lu Zhicheng is definitely the worst offender of the three, he dares to write a hero hero martial arts on a female frequency novel website, old brother is a big iron]

[#帝子哥打场子##布子哥一个正确相笑喜欢#]

The program proceeded in an orderly manner, switching to studio complaints from time to time.

Suddenly, the originally normal barrage instantly became densely packed:

[High energy ahead! !High energy ahead! ! ]

[Ah, ah, ah, the famous scene is coming! ! ! ]

[Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah]

[I've been waiting ahhhhhhhhhhhh finally here]

Seeing the barrage warning, Tu Bai, who was sitting on the bed holding an iPad, suddenly had a bad premonition.

Sure enough, in the next second, Shen Jianxia's live broadcast of the trumpet falling off the horse was also broadcast.

The screen switched to the studio at the same time, and everyone booed exaggeratedly: "Wow!"

Except for the two parties who sat aside with embarrassing faces.

Shen Jianxia covered her forehead, while Tubai silently turned her face away.

But what is very tacit is that although the two of them deliberately did not look at each other, their faces flushed at the same time.

[Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah]

[xrbz is shy, shy, shy, hahahahahaha]

For the sake of ratings, this program group is doing everything they can.They not only cut the live broadcast video from the live broadcast room into the main film of the show, but also cut the pictures taken by the camera in the third perspective when the show was recorded live, and split the picture so that the audience can watch from different perspectives at the same time. to see everything that happened at that time.

At the climax of the program, the program team not only excerpted a few Weibo posts of Shen Jianxia's trumpet, such as "Brother, I can", "Brother is so handsome", "We kissed" and other shameful content of public execution, but also released Tubai and Shen Jianxia. Yusiwangpao directly announced the relationship on two microblogs.

[@白的Summer: No. 80 Weibo.The lonely cycle of one is over, and now it is the cycle of love for two. 】

[@茶白: No hype.The summer day is real, and it is good to cook and eat. 】

The most amazing thing is that at the later stage of the show, an ancient love song "I Love You" was just rightly added here as the BGM: "...the heart beats terribly fast / the breath is so loud that there is air pressure / the palms of the sweat can water the flowers... how? How can this be so crazy / how can this be so how can this love be beyond imagination...Even if the world is against me, I love you so much/I love you so much and can’t be separated, I only believe in this truth..."

It was completely a public execution, and even the lyrics contained their psychological state at that time.

The barrage has also gone crazy:

[Ahhhhhhhhhhh I love this show! ]

[grandmother!Your CP is released! ]

[I have watched it thirteen times!Too sweet too sweet too sweet! ]

"Ah..." His wife was really ashamed, Tu Bai couldn't bear to watch it any longer, he turned the iPad upside down on the bedside table, rolled into the soft quilt with the pillow in his arms, and buried himself in it.

This program group is really a dog!

The old man is so bad!

Shame to shame, after burying himself for a while, Tu Bai still couldn't hold back, got up and picked up the iPad again, and continued to read.

In the picture, the guests in the studio booed one after another.On the screen, dense bullet screens quickly flooded the entire screen, almost rushing out of the screen.

"Today, I finally don't have to hide my real attributes anymore!" The chief planner clenched his fists excitedly and shouted, "Please type a line of capitalized and bold subtitles on my head in the later stage: Summer day is real!"

In the later period, a line of big characters was really added on top of her head: XRBZSZD!

Really capitalized.

[At this moment, I am the chief planner himself! ]

[I am the subtitle above her head! ]

[yooooo Summer Day CP fans victory! ]

"Okay, okay." Tubai clenched a fist against his lips to hide his embarrassment, "Stop talking about us, and continue watching the show."

The ridicule was ridiculed, and the program quickly returned to the normal process, continuing to broadcast the life of web writers as trainees of the top author Summer and his three students.

Among the three experience guests, Tubai was the first to successfully sign the contract.

In order to achieve the effect of the program, after Tubai was signed, Song Wenxing and Lu Zhicheng, who had been rejected all the time, were also signed one after another.

After signing the contract successfully, it is time to start updating.

The target set by Blue Ocean Literature Network for the three experience guests is: if the text is full of [-] words, they can be listed on the list to obtain reader traffic, and if they want to qualify for charging, they must reach [-] Hundreds of favorites.

"Ten thousand characters!" Song Wenxing hugged his head and collapsed on the sofa of Shen Jianxia's house, "If you kill me, I won't be able to write so many words! I'm Jiu Leu Yu!"

"I still need 26 collections?" Lu Zhicheng frowned, "I only have [-] collections now, at least I have to wait until I am old to reach [-]."

"Actually, real blue ocean authors have to write [-] words before they can apply for v." Tu Bai, a senior user and invisible spokesperson of Blue Ocean Literature Network, explained, "Many authors can't even write millions of words on a single computer. Until the signing qualifications, let alone the fees for joining V."

"Writing online articles is too hard, really." Song Wenxing covered his face with his hands, "How could anyone not think about relying on this to make a living."

"Everyone thinks that the threshold for online writing is low, and you can make money easily, as if anyone can get on it." Shen Jianxia smiled, "Actually, the author who really persists, who is not out of love for literary creation?"

"Ah." Tu Bai, who was sitting next to him and turned on his mobile phone to check his author's background, suddenly let out a low cry, "A reader left a message for me!"

"Really? Really?" Song Wenxing quickly jumped over, "Let me see!"

"I haven't even left a message so far." Lu Zhicheng also moved over.

The screen switched to the comment area of ​​Tu Bai's novel. The entire comment area was empty, except for a solitary "paw press".

But this is enough to make Song Wenxing envious: "Wow! No one left me a message..."

"Wait a little longer, we will definitely have it." Lu Zhicheng said.

"I'm so happy." Tubai couldn't help showing a little smile when he saw the message with only two words, "Although there are only two words, I'm really happy."

"So, sometimes a random comment left by a reader can make a small author happy all day, so let's keep working hard." Shen Jianxia stretched out his hand and rubbed his white and fluffy hair, "Not to mention those who write to the author. Readers of long comments and throwing thunder."

Tu Bai turned his head to look at Shen Jianxia, ​​the usual calmness in his eyes gradually faded, and a smile of pride and appreciation emerged little by little: "Then my little author is really excellent."

The screen cut back to the studio, Gu Zihan pointed at the big screen, turned to ask Shen Jianxia: "A confession! Is this a confession?"

"Well, confession." Shen Jianxia calmly said, "I am confessing to all readers, thank you for your reading and support."

Tu Bai next to him snorted, but a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

While everyone wasn't paying attention, Shen Jianxia stretched out his hand and squeezed Tubai's palm quietly, and blinked at him, but he didn't want all these sneaky little movements to be recorded by the camera.

[Small moves are so sweet kdl thank you]

[No, no, no, 0202, no one knows how many millions Tu Bai spent on Summer, who was still a rookie, right?]

[The little author has become a super-popular writer, and the elder brother's cultivation plan is successful√]

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The screen cuts back to Shen Jianxia's house, where the four of them are sitting at the dining table, typing on their respective computers.In this place, the program team used fast-forward, and added a line of subtitle prompts later: One hour later.

Shen Jianxia closed his notebook, stood up first, twisted his neck, and said to the other three people: "Actually, every hour of writing in front of the computer, you should stand up and rest for 10 minutes. You must take a proper rest. As a long-term desk work Literary workers should also go for a run at ordinary times, keep fit or something, and exercise a lot.”

He spoke righteously, and Tu Bai, who was sitting next to him, raised his head from the screen, turned his face to look at him, and said mercilessly, "Then can you do it?"

Shen Jian Xia paused: "...I can't."

[233333333 is too funny, this little couple]

[Summer Da: It is easy to cross people and it is difficult to cross oneself]

"He is the kind who can sit in front of the computer all day without eating or drinking and will not die. Once he writes it, he is completely immersed in his own world." Tu Bai explained to Song Wenxing and Lu Zhicheng with some helplessness, " When I was in high school, I lived on campus, and the schedule of work and rest was uniformly stipulated. He could still get up early in the morning to go for a run, and in the evening, he would find time to go home and help in the store at home. Now that he has moved out, it’s just like this all day long. Sit and don't move."

"How could I be exaggerating. Since you moved here, as long as you are at home, I have been dragged by you to go for a morning jog and do Tai Chi every day." Shen Jianxia protested, "I am surrounded by old men and women every day."

[Tai Chi is okay hhhh]

[After the official announcement of their love relationship, they have broken down and are not hiding it at all]

[Show affection!Is it a show of affection?Hurry up, hurry up! ]

"Tai...Taijiquan..." Song Wenxing gave Tubai two thumbs-ups in shock, "Brother Tubai, you are too strong! Is there anything else you don't know?"

"We still need to exercise, otherwise we will easily get cervical spondylosis." Lu Zhicheng stood up as he spoke, "Why don't we all get up and move around?"

"How to move?" Song Wenxing didn't get up, but lay on the table, rolling his eyes to look at them, "Do radio gymnastics?"

"It's not impossible." Tu Bai also stood up and stretched, "Actually, you can dance, we can battle in the living room, but—"

Hearing the word "battle", the eyes of Lu Zhicheng, who is a top idol singer and dancer, lit up: "Just what?"

[Is there anyone who hasn’t heard of the name of No.1 Lu Zhicheng in domestic entertainment singing and dancing? ]

[Put #卢之世舞舞她力# onto the public screen! ]

[Look at the little expression of our Chengzi brother hhh, he must be looking forward to the battle with Tubai]

"It's just that Teacher Summer has the same hands and feet." Tu Bai said, "So let's do radio gymnastics."

Shen Jianxia who was suddenly caught by the cue: "..."

Shen Jianxia: "No, why did you involve me again..."

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, this stalk of having the same hands and feet can’t be overcome, right]

[Now I even look at Little Rabbit White and Summer, and I think it’s a good one 1551]

"Forget it, the living room at home is not big, so it's inconvenient to dance." Tu Bai turned his head and said to Lu Zhicheng, "We can fight in another way."

"Oh?" Lu Zhicheng rubbed his hands expectantly, he had long wanted to learn dance skills with Tu Bai.

Tu Bai went on to say: "This battle method is very simple, even Teacher Summer can participate, and it is also a form of entertainment that Teacher Summer likes very much in private."

The screen was split, and Shen Jianxia in the studio supported his forehead.

Gu Zihan next to him turned his head to look at Shen Jianxia: "What's wrong with you? Why are you holding your forehead? Did you lose the dancing and wrestling battle?"

Wang Hezhi asked, "Is it Taijiquan?"

Before Shen Jianxia could answer, at the same time, Tu Bai on the big screen suddenly raised his arms above his head.

"This dancing pose..." Lu Zhicheng frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

Seeing this gesture, Shen Jianxia's smile suddenly froze on his face.

Tubai raised his arms, and slowly pressed his wrists together.

Before Shen Jianxia could stop her, Tubai suddenly waved her hand wildly, and dubbed herself with a shake of her head: "High heels, leggings, my name is Summer, remember! Don't love me, it won't work, unless The flower hand shook me!"

The scene cut back to the studio, and Gu Zihan and Wang Hezhi, who were sitting on the sofa, were staring at the big screen, so shocked that they even forgot to close their opened mouths.

Shen Jianxia: "..."

Shen Jianxia: "I really don't watch earthy videos every day, and I don't know how to shake hands..."

He is still powerlessly defending himself, trying to save the wind review that has been completely collapsed, but wave after wave of barrage has covered his face:

[Hahahahahaha]

[wcnm hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what the hell is this]

[Shock!The cold and cold writer Summer on Weibo turned out to be a fan of earthy videos in private! ]

[Is it possible to have a little white rabbit just by shaking Summer? !Then I can too! ]

The author has something to say: Shocked!Bai Summer, a well-known high-cold blogger on Weibo, privately...