The whole entertainment industry begs me not to drink CP

They earned a lot, went back late, and had no time to cook, so they ordered takeaway at night and ordered the program group.The room was too narrow to accommodate so many people, so everyone moved a few tables to the yard, pushed them together, and sat down to eat lively.The camera was still on, and was thrown in a corner, silently recording the laughter of tonight.

The chief planner picked a chopsticks dish into the bowl and sighed: "I thought that performing arts should be difficult for you, but I didn't expect you to overfulfill the task ahead of time. It's too good."

"Thanks to Tubai and Teacher Summer being here." Gu Zihan bit the spicy bullfrog meat, gasping for breath after being scalded, and replied inarticulately, "If it weren't for these two babies, He Zhi and I might really get along." The steamed buns will be cold and white."

"Brother Zihan and Brother He Zhi worked hard today, but the four of us cooperated well. This is the group soul from the crew of "Killing the Gods." Shen Jianxia has always been modest.

Wang Hezhi immediately turned his head and said to the camera: "Please remember to watch our drama "Killing the Gods" on time! It's so good, I won't lie to you!"

The staff next to me all laughed: "You are so dedicated, teachers!"

"Sure enough, they cooperate well!"

Tu didn't speak much vernacular, and didn't answer much. He lowered his head to eat and listened to everyone's chat quietly.This show was too exhausting, and he was already panicking with hunger after sitting next to the charcoal fire all day long.

Also lose weight, lose fat ass.

Just then, a hand reached out from the side and put a hairy crab that had been peeled in half into his bowl.The crab claws and legs were removed from the hairy crab, the crab cover was opened, and the inedible crab gills and internal organs were all carefully disposed of, leaving only the yellow crab roe and snow-white crab meat.

Tu Bai was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to see that Shen Jianxia just threw the broken crab legs and claws into his bowl, and was reaching for the second hairy crab.

Noticing Tubai's gaze, Shen Jianxia turned to look at him, and said with a smile: "Now is not the season to eat crabs, this crab has no yellow color. Eat it quickly, it will be fishy when it gets cold."

"Oh." Tubai replied, picked up the crab roe that Shen Jianxia had peeled for him from the bowl, took a bite, and the delicious and tender taste immediately spread on the tip of his tongue.

Before Tubai finished eating, Shen Jianxia peeled off the second hairy crab, and put it into his bowl naturally, sweeping the meatless crab legs and claws into his own bowl.

Then the third, fourth, fifth...

"Hey hey hey." Someone finally noticed the abnormality here and jokingly said, "Mr. Summer is too eccentric! Why do you only peel hairy crabs for nothing! I want it too!"

"And me, I want it too!"

Shen Jianxia peeled off the last hairy crab on the table without changing his face, removed the gills and internal organs, and put it in the tea bowl: "It's gone."

"Hey!" Everyone laughed and booed, "I'm biased!"

"That's his idol." The chief planner clicked his tongue, "Give all the delicious food to my brother, and my brother deserves the best."

No matter how calm Tu Bai was, he was a little ashamed to be teased at this moment.He glanced at the hairy crabs piled high in his bowl, and turned his head a little towards Shen Jianxia's direction: "Jianxia, ​​there are too many, I can't finish them, can you help me eat a few?"

Of the thirty hairy crabs, at least ten are in the tea bowl.

"You're too thin, eat more." Shen Jianxia began to deal with the crab legs that were piled high in his bowl. He also loves to eat hairy crabs, and he is still a little expert at eating crabs. Pick out the crab meat, but tonight he gave all the crab roe to Tu Bai, "I'll eat the crab legs."

The eccentricity went to the moon, and a group of people started to coax them again.

After a lively meal, today's recording is over, the program team retreats to the neighbors to rest, and the four guests who live in this small courtyard start queuing up to take a bath again.

Gu Zihan and Wang Hezhi sang, danced, fought and played around all day, and now they were so sleepy that they couldn't keep their eyelids open.Especially Gu Zihan, before he came to the program group, he brought half a trolley case of masks and skin care products, but after being a real pig boy for a day, he didn't want to be delicate, and went back to sleep after washing up.

Tubai was the last to be washed.

The summer night was not quiet, and the yard was filled with the sound of insects chirping one after another, making it very noisy. Fortunately, the temperature finally dropped and the night wind became cooler.

After taking a shower, Tu Bai came out of the toilet holding the plastic basin containing the toiletries. Half of the bath towel was draped over his shoulders, and he held the other half in his hand to wipe his hair.

The whole yard was pitch-black, only the light bulb under the porch was lit with a dim yellow light, and a group of small flying insects were flying around the light.

Tubai groped his way back to the house by the dim light, and within two steps, someone suddenly grabbed his shoulders from behind and turned his body around.

His heart was in his throat, and Tubai opened his eyes wide, but he didn't let himself cry out, but the basin in his hand fell to the ground, and the toiletries clattered all over the floor.

"Shh."

Shen Jianxia, ​​who came out of nowhere, stretched out his index finger, put it lightly on Tubai's lips, and winked at him slyly.

Seeing the person's face clearly, the flicker of fear in Tubai's eyes was replaced by speechlessness.

This kid, what are you doing, startle him.

He looked at Shen Jianxia with a mysterious face, frowned, but still asked in a cooperative voice: "What are you doing?"

While talking, Tubai's gaze moved to the side, and fell on Shen Jianxia's arm that was resting on his shoulder.The young man's arms are very strong, and the bulging veins look very strong. His body temperature is hot, and through a thin layer of silk pajamas, he clings to his pale skin, as if it is going to burn into his heart all the time.

Still holding it.

Tu Bai's heart suddenly beat a little faster, thinking silently.

This gesture is a bit ambiguous, it looks like a hug.

Shen Jianxia didn't seem to have the consciousness to withdraw her arm from the other party's shoulder, she still wrapped one hand around Tu Bai's shoulder: "They are all in the room."

Tu Bai raised his eyes, staring at Shen Jianxia's fox-like phoenix pupils at the end of his eyes.He didn't step back, nor took Shen Jianxia's arm away from his body, but raised an eyebrow and asked softly, "So?"

The wattage of the light bulb under the eaves was not large, and the light was very dim, and it could barely illuminate the small area under their feet.The faint warm light reflected Shen Jianxia's pupils, under the ambiguous light, even the slight curvature of the corners of his mouth seemed unreal.

"So," Shen Jianxia put his arms around Tubai's shoulders, and pressed him against the wall with his other arm propped against the wall. He leaned closer to Tubai, lowered his voice, and asked in an ambiguous tone, "Brother wants to marry me?" Do something bad together outside?"

Tubai looked straight into Shen Jianxia's eyes without fear, with a calm expression, without a trace of panic: "What's wrong?"

Under the light of death, his skin was still as white as a glowing porcelain surface.Because she had just taken a shower, her white hair was still damp, her almond eyes seemed to be covered with a thin layer of water mist, her cheeks were dyed pink, and the small mole on the bridge of her nose was also very clear.

It's a standard look of pure desire, especially the rosy and full lips, which make people want to kiss them at first sight.

He just looked at Shen Jianxia silently like this, with an innocent expression on his face, but his eyes were alluring as if filled with water.

To seduce or to imply.

"It's just..." Shen Jianxia's warm breath came to Tubai's face, and he was so close that even his eyelashes brushed against Tubai's skin, "It's a bad thing that can't be caught by the camera."

Then he lowered his head.

Just as his lips were drawn down, he was about to touch Tubai's lips, but Tubai tilted his head slightly, avoiding the kiss just right.

Shen Jianxia lost her strength and kissed the dirty wall.

Shen Jianxia: "..."

my day.

He took a bite of the wall.

Mouth hurts...

He withdrew the hand that was propped on the wall, raised the back of his hand, and wiped his sore lips in embarrassment, but did not let go of his arm around Tubai, angrily and funny: "Hiding for what? Hmm ?”

Tubai didn't answer his question, but asked back, "I haven't seen you for so long, did you find someone else?"

Hearing Tubai's question, Shen Jianxia was stunned for a moment, but after realizing it, he bit his lower lip and couldn't help laughing out loud.

what.

Are you jealous?

Shen Jianxia bent down, buried her head in Tubai's neck, and laughed so hard that her whole body trembled.

Happy.

The little rabbit is very mindful.The jealous bunny is so cute.

Tu Bai had just finished taking a shower, her wet hair was still dripping, and her body was steaming hot.Getting close, the fragrance of his body rushed towards Shen Jianxia's nasal cavity.

When they came to record a program in a private house, the original owner only prepared ordinary soap for them. They were busy and tired every day, and the toilet environment was not good.

So, now, the smell on Tu Bai's body is the same as that on Shen Jianxia's body.

It's the same, ordinary and refreshing soap fragrance.

The same clear breath instantly brought the distance between the two hearts closer.

Shen Jianxia grinned for a while, then raised her head, and found that Tubai was looking at him quietly with her eyes downcast, neither annoyed nor smiling, still waiting for his answer.

The moment they looked at each other, Shen Jianxia's heart softened.

"No." Shen Jianxia stood up straight, supported his shoulders, put away all her smiles, and replaced them with a serious expression, "Only you."

But the smirk in his eyes was still uncontrollable.

Tubai glanced at him: "Then is there still someone holding your hand, holding your arm, hugging you and kissing you?"

"...No." Unexpectedly, Tu Bai opened his mouth and came, Shen Jianxia was at a loss for words for a while, feeling a little embarrassed.

"Lie." Tubai mercilessly exposed him, reached out and pulled his arm off his shoulder.

Seeing that Xia Li panicked immediately, Shen hurriedly coaxed him to stop: "Okay, there are indeed one or two who are chasing after you. But I swear that I will never be the same as before! I immediately pushed away, not even a hair If someone encounters it, you should seriously declare it to them—"

"What statement?" Tu Bai's attention was indeed attracted by him, he looked up at him, and stopped pulling his arm.

"Just..." Shen Jianxia leaned close to Tubai, stared into his eyes, and said word by word, "I have someone I like, and I've been waiting for him."

someone in my heart.

I have been waiting for him.

Tubai paused and didn't speak, but because of Shen Jianxia's words, the stinky expression just now softened obviously.

"How is it? Do you believe that I like you?" Shen Jianxia took the opportunity to put her arms back and hug her tightly to prevent the other party from escaping again. "Brother, I keep myself very clean, and I have always guarded myself like a jade for you."

Tubai didn't answer, but just let out a cold snort from his nasal cavity.

The glib tongue is worthy of being a literary and artistic person, and love words are easy to come by.

"There are a lot of bugs outside, let's go into the house." Seeing Tu Bai's expression as if he could barely believe it, Shen Jianxia withdrew his hand and was about to bend down to pick up the pot that Tu Bai dropped on the ground just now, when he heard The person beside him snorted and mocked softly:

"Stinky brat."

Shen saw that Xia Gang's outstretched hand was in mid-air.

In the next second, he turned around abruptly, grabbed both of Tu Bai's wrists, pressed them against the wall, bowed his head and kissed them hard.

Originally thinking that the two of them might become unfamiliar and awkward after not seeing each other for so long, Shen Jian couldn't help slowing down when Xia Lian tentatively pushed her tongue into the other's mouth.

Ke Tubai dispelled his worries with actions.

His eyes were unabashed, and his movements were pure and bold. When Shen Jianxia pressed him against the wall to kiss him, Tubai broke his hands out of Shen Jianxia's grip, actively wrapped his arms around his neck, and raised his chin in response to Shen Jianxia's words kiss.

For Shen Jianxia, ​​Tu Bai's response was nothing less than encouragement.So he didn't have any worries, wrapped around the other's tongue and kissed passionately, making the sound of sticky water.

Pale lips are perfect for kissing.While thinking about it, Shen Jianxia forcefully took that wet and soft lips as her own.

Nothing was enough, he demanded the sweetness in Tubai's mouth, like a child clamoring for candy.

The two kissed fiercely under the dim light, but they restrained themselves from making a sound. They were really doing something bad secretly.

It took a while before they parted reluctantly, Shen Jianxia hugged Tubai, put his forehead against him, and asked in a low voice: "Xiaobai, do you feel that I like you now?"

"Yeah. A little bit." Tu Bai squinted at him viciously, "Not enough."

"You are killing me." Shen Jianxia kissed his forehead and smiled helplessly.

It really took Shen Jianxia's life.

Shen Jianxia is the kind of character who clearly longs for love but is afraid to death. He is afraid that he will not get a response for his efforts. He usually pretends to talk and laugh. If others take a step back, he will immediately take a hundred steps back and turn on the self-protection mechanism. The strongest one.

It is absolutely impossible for him to take the initiative to deliver his sincerity first.

Tu Bai had already noticed Shen Jianxia's weakness, but he didn't follow Shen Jianxia's temperament, he insisted on pressing the other person's heart, forcing him to reveal his love bit by bit.

Suddenly there was the sound of small footsteps in the room.The two looked at each other and separated immediately.

"What are you two doing? Feeding mosquitoes outside at night? What's the matter?" Gu Zihan rubbed his eyes, stepped on his slippers, and walked out. He was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes, and looked at them with empty eyes, "Using Finished the toilet? I want to pee."

"Pee." Shen Jianxia bent down, picked up the plastic basin and toilet utensils on the ground, put them under her arms, turned her head and said to Tubai, "Let's go back to the house."

"En." Tubai responded lightly, as if nothing had happened, but his small mouth, which was already rosy, became more swollen now, and there was still a strange gleam of water.

Gu Zihan was so sleepy that he didn't have the time to pay attention to these details. He yawned a long time, and staggered to the toilet: "Good night."

Back in the room, Shen Jianxia closed the door, put Tubai's basin on the shelf, and then climbed into bed to play with her phone.

And Tubai was sitting by the table, drying his hair with his Dyson hair dryer.

Shen Jianxia's Weibo was absent-minded, and many readers left messages asking him "how is the recording of the show" and "take care of yourself" in the last Weibo post, but he didn't reply. While stealthily distracted peeping at Tubai who is blowing his hair.

Weird feeling.

Even though they had lived under the same roof as roommates for more than half a semester, their mood was completely different at this moment.just like……

Like couples living together.

Shen Jianxia was taken aback by his sudden thought. He remembered that he was a prodigal son in Chengfengxiang who swore "I don't fall in love" a year ago.

The human setting completely collapsed.

Before going to sleep, Tu Bai also played with his mobile phone for a while, and sure enough, they appeared on the trending search again.Passers-by posted photos and small videos of them selling barbecue today, and the Tag was sculpted in a weird way, what #孤者从死死##武婚八卫卖唐尊肉##抖切切格丁waiting for the lamp##传奇包包喵了狗#, everything.

[@一个通人: I went to Luo’an Ancient Town to travel today, and I saw someone selling barbecue on the street, and the name of the stall was Tang Sanzang Barbecue.I think the person who sells barbecue looks familiar, but when I got closer, it turned out to be you two evil disciples who deceived teachers and exterminated ancestors/Laughing and crying/Laughing and crying]

Below Weibo is a small video. In the video, Wang Hezhi and Zhao Zihan, who are dressed as Monkey King and Zhu Bajie, are soliciting customers. One is singing "Diu Diu Diu" in a serious manner, while the other is shaking his pig's head and ears, and holding a rake in one hand. , patting his big belly with one hand.

The comment area is full of hahahaha:

"Hahahaha what the hell is this! I, Nima, burst out laughing! Goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose!"

"??? Who is that Monkey King? Wang Hezhi? Did I read it wrong? What the hell did Diu Diu sing? Hahahahahaha! I couldn't help but sing along with him, but my mother slapped me in the end! "

"Xiba, is Zhu Bajie our brother Zihan??? Brother??? I don't want to be an idol anymore???@客子汉"

"My Summer can actually barbecue? What kind of god 233333 can write, recite poems, and barbecue. The contrast really pokes me!"

"Ahh, the little rabbit is so cute when he collects money in a serious manner! It doesn't mean to be a clay sculpture, but it really looks like the daughter-in-law of Mr. Summer's family who manages the money hhhh what kind of husband and wife team!"

"The Reuters tidbits of these two days alone have made me laugh out loud. I'm so looking forward to the feature film of the show! The blockbuster show is booked!"

"By taking advantage of the popularity of the show, I would like to share with you fans of this original work. Please pay more attention to our @白的Summer大原作, the super web drama "Killing the Gods" led by three teachers @茶白@守子汉@王迪之, Orange video will be officially launched on July × day!"

……

Tubai let out a puff, and couldn't help repeating the melody of "Deng Deng waits for the lamp bench, Deng waits for the lamp" in his heart.

Throw it away, lose it.

poisonous.

He locked the screen, threw the phone aside, and asked, "Jian Xia, is our drama coming soon?"

"Well, the official announcement is the number X next month. Are you nervous?" Shen Jianxia's voice came from the lower bunk.

"A little bit." Tubai sighed, staring at the ceiling, "I haven't worked for a long time."

Therefore, for him, this play is of great significance.

This is his last hope.

The bed frame suddenly swayed, and Shen Jianxia, ​​who was lying down, got up from the bed, found the slippers and got off the bed, grabbed Tu Bai's bedside and called his name: "Xiao Bai."

"Huh?" Tu Bai followed the voice and turned his head, facing the half of the little fox's head that appeared beside his bed.

"Can you still kiss?" Shen Jianxia's eyes are bright, and the upturned eye ends look a little bad, and the words she speaks are also very rascal, "Let me kiss again."

Tubai turned his head back, refusing straightforwardly: "No, yes, yes."

Before confirming the other party's sincerity, you can't feed too much sugar at one time.

"Okay, okay, I'll save that chance for next time." Shen Jianxia scratched the edge of the bed, sighed in disappointment, "There's something I want to tell you."

"Huh?" Tu Bai then turned around and lay on his side facing Shen Jianxia.

"My brother is going to get married next month." Seeing Xia paused, Shen Jian asked, "Are you coming?"

Tubai was a little surprised.He didn't answer in a hurry, but kept lying on his side, quietly looking at Shen Jianxia who was beside his bed.

"I mean..." Shen Jianxia stared into Tubai's eyes, but finally couldn't hold it back, stretched out her hand, stroked the other's side face, and gently brushed her soft lips with her fingertips, "Do you want to come with me?" Are you going back to the wedding?"

The author has something to say: the next chapter can finally start to cut the line hehehe, I'm suffocating.Good night ovo~