The whole entertainment industry begs me not to drink CP

The soft touch of her lips was close to her ears, and when Shen Jianxia spoke, the hot air hit her white ears, itching.

Tu Bai was still in a daze, but Gu Zihan's yell not far away brought him back to reality: "Hey, what are you two doing sneakily?"

"It's nothing." Shen Jianxia raised her head, took a step back calmly, kept a proper distance from Tubai, and smiled slyly.

Tubai looked at him, moved his lips, and silently accused him with his mouth: "Playing a hooligan again!"

Shen Jianxia raised his eyebrows at him, tilted his head, and showed a smirk with the corners of his mouth curled up: only for you.

Gu Zihan and Wang Hezhi walked over from the door of the house and stopped beside them. Wang Hezhi smiled and asked, "What are you two whispering behind our backs?"

Noticing that the camera was following him, Shen Jianxia's back muscles suddenly tightened again, and the smile on the corner of his mouth slowly faded away.He turned sideways, deliberately avoiding the camera.

Tubai noticed Shen Jianxia's discomfort.

Shen Jianxia's problem can't be overcome overnight, it still has to be done step by step.

So... how can I help him?

Today's mission officially started, and Tu Bai and his party came to the most lively downtown pedestrian street in the ancient town.Summer vacation is the peak tourist season, and it is one o'clock at noon at this time, when the passenger flow is the largest.Their group was mighty, and they brought cameras to follow them, attracting many onlookers along the way.

The ancient town of Luo'an attracts tourists by various folk acrobatics and handicrafts, and street performances are legal.Along the way, Tubai saw that there were all kinds of buskers on the street, the popular ones included singers and violin players, the more complex ones included acrobats, sugar painters, and dough kneaders. There are all kinds of food.

The four stopped and began to discuss what to do next.

"They are professionals, so they are all very good." Gu Zihan had a bitter face, "I have a premonition that we will starve if we can't earn money."

"Zihan, don't be discouraged." Wang Hezhi encouraged him, "We are doing fine too."

"What are your plans?" Tubai asked.

"He Zhi plans to draw chalk drawings on the ground, and I can sing." Gu Zihan said, "What about you?"

Tubai and Shen Jianxia spoke at the same time:

"I can do anything."

"I can do nothing."

As soon as the words fell, the two looked at each other at the same time, and saw the speechless expressions of "you are lying" and "you are useless" from each other's faces.

"Why don't we divide into two groups?" Gu Zihan looked at them and suggested, "It's better to split up than to get together and have no clue, and we can make money on both sides."

"I can do it. How to group?" Wang Hezhi asked.

Tubai didn't speak, but turned to look at Shen Jianxia.

Shen Jianxia helped her forehead, and said very self-aware: "Well... I will be a burden to follow anyone."

"Don't say that, Teacher Summer, you can do it." Gu Zihan bumped Shen Jianxia's shoulder, "You are top-notch."

From what he said, Gu Zihan could actually tell that Shen Jianxia had a lot to talk about, but he was always an amateur with no camera experience. On the contrary, it is a drag.

Not to mention Tubai.He also has a lot of topics, and he probably has some experience in performing arts.But this person will definitely refuse to cooperate, and it is thankless to be with him.

Instead of making trouble for myself because of this heat, it is better to find an easier path.

Gu Zihan decided that he would go to the end with Wang Hezhi's business CP route.

Thinking of this, Gu Zihan took a look at Wang He.It just so happened that Wang Hezhi also looked over, and they read each other's thoughts from each other's eyes.

It seems that the two of them want to go together, and they both want to avoid Tu Bai's brain and Shen Jianxia's foolishness.

"Then how do you divide into groups?" asked the staff next to you, "Have you decided?"

Of course Gu Zihan had thought it through, but in order to establish the personality of the big brother, he pretended to be very gracious and said: "Let the younger brothers choose first, although I have a good relationship with He Zhi, but Xiao Tubai and Summer are relatively young , I really don’t feel at ease to let them form a group by themselves. As elder brothers, it’s fine for He Yi and I to bring a younger brother.”

"Zihan is right." Wang Hezhi praised him appropriately, "However, I think it's better to choose someone who has a tacit understanding with you when you are in a group. It is also convenient to cooperate in this way, and it can save the time of running in, after all Our ultimate goal is to earn food expenses faster."

After finishing speaking, the two exchanged a look of "you understand me" and "it's you", and a strong socialist brotherhood spread among them.

These two played too much.

Tubai didn't look at it, and turned his head to see Shen Jianxia's reaction.

Shen Jianxia stood aside, looking at him innocently, looking very lost and helpless.

Tubai looked at Shen Jianxia silently, and Shen Jianxia also looked at him silently, looking pitiful but strong.

……

This is called acting.

play self pity.

Until Tubai couldn't take it anymore, he took the initiative to say, "Then I'll be with Summer."

"Is this okay?" Tu Bai proposed by himself, and Gu Zihan was overjoyed, but he still had to put on a worried expression, "Can you two go together?"

"No problem." Tu Bai calmly said, "Mr. Summer can be a vase quietly if you are with me."

Shen Jianxia always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong: "..."

Tubai seemed to be connoting him.

No, Gu Zihan and Wang Hezhi thought in their hearts, Tubai obviously included all three of them.

After being divided into groups, the four people broke up on the street, one group went to South Street, the other group went to North Street, and the photography group was also divided into two groups to act separately.

"Let's go." Tubai said to Shen Jianxia, ​​and took the lead to walk towards South Street.

Shen Jianxia carried the gong and small hammer that the program team found for him, and followed Tu Bai with long legs, with a smile in his lazy voice: "Actually, I wasn't worried at all just now that no one would join me. "

"Oh, why is that?" Tu Bai walked forward, observing the surrounding environment, and answered the words without emotion.

"Because I know, brother, you will definitely choose me." Shen Jianxia laughed in his voice.

Hearing these words, Tu Bai stopped and looked back at Shen Jianxia: "Are you so confident?"

"Brother is my benefactor." Shen Jianxia also stopped and raised his eyebrows at him, "How could you leave me alone."

"Yeah." Tubai nodded expressionlessly, "If you hold me back later, you will be abandoned on the street by the benefactor."

"...You are so cruel." Shen Jianxia frowned and covered her chest with one hand, as if hurt.

Tubai looked at him quietly for a while, stretched out his hand, patted his shoulder, and said earnestly: "If you can perform as many shows as you do now when you perform as a performer later, brother will buy you candy after earning money."

Shen Jianxia: "..."

Shen Jianxia just looked at the little rabbit and gave her a disgusted look, then turned around and left her in a chic way, picking left and right with a focused look, and then picked a satisfactory place, then turned around and asked: "Is this the right place? "

"This location doesn't seem very good." Shen Jianxia looked at it, "It's a bit hidden."

"It's late, and the good seats have been taken up by others." Tubai said, "Let's just stay here, it's still cool."

"Brother decides." Shen Jianxia felt that Tu Bai had more experience in this field than himself, "Then what are we going to perform?"

Tu Bai was about to walk towards the program group next to him, but when he heard Shen Jianxia's question, he stopped and turned to look at Shen Jianxia.

"It's not us, it's me." Tubai said decisively, sweeping his indifferent gaze towards the other party, "If you go up, you can only act like you are on the same page."

Shen Jianxia: "..."

He held a copper gong in his left hand and a hammer in his right, and struck the gong once: "Listen, does it sound like the sound of my heart breaking?"

Tubai ignored him, continued to walk towards the program group at the side, and whispered something to them.The staff nodded and turned to leave.

After a while, two staff members came over carrying a huge wooden box, humming.

"I'm sorry to trouble you." Tubai nodded to them, "Just put it here, thank you."

The staff put down the wooden box and left the front of the camera.

"What is this?" Shen Jianxia asked.

"I just asked the program team to borrow some props." Tu Bai twisted his neck, stretched his muscles and bones, as if he was going to fight, "Come on, Teacher Summer, it's your turn to play."

Shen Jianxia pointed to her nose with a small wooden hammer, and frowned: "...Me? What can I do?"

"Hey, didn't you say that yourself? Jump out of your comfort zone." Tu Bai gave him a strange look, "Go ahead, even vases have to be used for flower arrangement. You are in charge of attracting customers, and I am in charge of performing."

Shen Jianxia: "..."

Yes, he was right.

If it is a man, it will go down a thousand floors, [-] floors, and [-] million floors.

Under Tubai's calm eyes, Shen Jianxia wrinkled her face, holding a gong and a small wooden hammer in her hand, standing on the street with people coming and going, silently telling herself in her heart, normal heart, normal heart.

Do what you usually do, and do it now.

Ignore the cameras and onlookers next to you, don't care, don't care...

However, the more she thought about it, the more Shen Jianxia couldn't help but look at the passers-by and the huge camera beside her.

He was good-looking and tall. As soon as he stood on the street, he immediately attracted the eager eyes of countless passers-by, and he didn't need to shout at all.The tourists who came to travel saw that the program was being recorded here, and the two handsome boys who looked like stars stopped to join in the fun. They raised their mobile phones high and kept taking pictures of Shen Jianxia who was standing in the middle of the road.

All eyes were staring at him, and the same curiosity and excitement were written on those unfamiliar faces.

With so many mobile phones taking pictures of her, Shen Jianxia suddenly panicked.

He rolled his Adam's apple, turned his head, and glanced in Tubai's direction.

Tubai was sitting on the wooden box and watching him with a very calm expression.Receiving Shen Jianxia's gaze, Tubai nodded at him, and mouthed to him: Don't be afraid.

Not afraid.

Shen Jianxia turned her head back, took a deep breath, bit the bullet, and hit the gong with a small wooden hammer.

However, as soon as he opened his mouth, his voice began to tremble: "Come and take a look..."

As soon as the vibrato came out, there was a snickering sound from the crowd watching.

Although the laughter was very light and was drowned in all kinds of noisy voices, it was still keenly captured by Shen Jianxia.

Shen Jianxia's mentality immediately collapsed.

It's not that he hasn't been ridiculed before. When the author of a novel becomes popular, the flow of readers increases. There are all kinds of people in the comment area, and there are critics who write negative scores, empty words, and colleagues with pink eyes. The trumpet came to pick things up, Shen Jianxia had never met anyone before.

But that is on the Internet, everyone is wearing skins, no one knows anyone, and the only thing that can hurt people is the words on the screen.As long as the network cable is unplugged and the laptop screen is covered, those attacks will be immediately protected from the invisible protective wall.

Now, these laughters are all concrete, and they really pierced into Shen Jianxia's ears, as if reminding him: Look, everyone is looking at you.You trash, you can't do anything well, you're going to embarrass yourself in front of everyone.

Facing so many cameras and so many pairs of eyes, Shen Jianxia already had tremendous psychological pressure, but now he trembled when he opened his mouth, and died before he could finish his mission.

Shen Jianxia opened her mouth, her mind went blank, and she was so nervous that she forgot what to say next.

Holding a small wooden hammer and a gong, he stared blankly at the crowd of onlookers.

It’s over.

Messed up.

There are only these two sentences left in Shen Jianxia's consciousness.

"What's wrong with this handsome guy?" He heard a discussion from the crowd, "Are you stupid?"

"Why don't you talk?"

"Isn't this a celebrity recording a show? Are celebrities so cowardly?"

……

Shen Jianxia stood in the center of the crowd, receiving the scrutiny of countless eyes, with thorns on her back.

His world suddenly lost its sound, only his violently fluctuating heartbeat, slightly trembling fingertips, and his back covered in cold sweat remained.

Boom.Boom.Boom boom boom.

dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong-

Ah, how do you recite "Lao Tzu"?

Dao can be Tao very Tao name can be named very name nameless The beginning of heaven and earth is also called the mother of all things.

What about "Li Sao"?How to carry?

Yu Yuyi, Yu Yu, Xi, I am alone and poor, and I would rather die at this time and go into exile. I can't bear this state.

In the chaos of his brain, Shen Jianxia only felt that all his memories exploded in an instant, turning into fragments flying around.He reached out and tried to grab it randomly, but he couldn't piece together the scattered pieces into what he wanted.

Scared.

It's the feeling of fear.It's powerless, flustered, speechless and can only accept the feeling of making a fool of myself in front of countless cameras.

At this moment, a hand suddenly touched Shen Jianxia's shoulder, and the warmth penetrated into his skin along the palm, pulling his thoughts out of the chaos.

In just a second, that hand was pulled away from Shen Jianxia's shoulder again, taking the small wooden hammer and gong from his hand naturally.Then, a gentle voice rang in his ear: "It's okay."

Shen Jianxia was startled, woke up from her wild thoughts, and when she turned her head, she saw Tubai's calm face appearing beside her.

Seeing this familiar face, Shen Jianxia sighed with some difficulty.

"Don't be afraid." Tubai didn't look at him, but stared at the crowd around him, but said to him, "I'm here."

I'm here.

For some reason, upon hearing these words, Shen Jianxia's heart, which was in a mess just now, suddenly settled down.

Tubai took a step forward, blocking Shen Jianxia behind him, and the small wooden hammer spun around in his hand like a magic trick, throwing it, catching it, the small wooden hammer fell into his hand, and hit the surface of the gong neatly.

dang dang dang dang-

"I'm sorry, everyone, it's my brother's first time performing on the street. He's young and nervous." After the gong rang to divert everyone's attention from Shen Jianxia to himself, Tu Bai rushed to the crowd He clasped his fists together, "I'll make amends to everyone, and perform a show for everyone to have fun."

His voice was clear and clear, and he deliberately raised the volume when he yelled. He sounded full of air, confident and generous, like a professional entertainer who really went around the rivers and lakes.

"Little brother, what do you know?" In the crowd of onlookers, a fat uncle wearing a tour group's Little Red Riding Hood yelled at Tubai, with a camera in his hand, "Look at you, it doesn't look like you You are a showman in the rivers and lakes!"

"Coincidentally, I can do everything." Hearing the fat man's question, Tu Bai cupped his fists at him, and said openly, "I am proficient in everything."

"Hey!" Hearing Tu Bai's answer, the fat uncle was full of disbelief, "Is it true? Little brother, you are not lying to me, are you?"

With his palms up, Tubai raised his hand at him: "If you don't believe me, try it."

"Give him a question!" Someone in the crowd booed.

The fat uncle rolled his eyes, turned his head and looked around, just in time to see a busker performing erhu on the opposite side: "You said you are proficient in playing, playing, singing and singing, so can you play musical instruments? The harmonica doesn't count! "

Hearing what the fat uncle said, Shen Jianxia's heart sank suddenly.

He has been a fan of Tubai for so many years, and he knows that Tubai can act and sing and dance, but he has never heard of Tubai being able to play musical instruments.

Thinking of this, Shen Jianxia didn't care about so many cameras pointing at her, stepped forward, approached behind Tubai, and lowered her voice: "Xiaobai, is this okay?"

"Trust me." Tubai answered him in a low voice without looking back.

Before Shen Jianxia could speak, Tubai raised his voice and replied to the fat uncle: "Coincidentally, I happen to have an instrument here that is not a harmonica."

"What is it?" The fat uncle became interested.

Tubai didn't answer, he smiled at the onlookers, turned his head, and said to Shen Jianxia, ​​"It's in the wooden box I was sitting in just now. Teacher Summer, can you take it out for me?"

The camera of the program group immediately turned to Shen Jianxia.

Shen Jianxia knew that Tubai was helping him out, and was also helping him find a camera.He didn't do much in the first place, so he couldn't fail to do such a small thing.So he nodded, walked to the huge wooden box, knelt on one knee, opened the box, and went to find the musical instrument that Tubai wanted.

The fat uncle smiled and asked: "Little brother, you can't hide a piano in that wooden box, can you?"

Tubai knocked on the gong and said calmly, "You'll find out in a while."

I don't know where the program team found this box, and it's full of all kinds of weird things.Shen Jianxia buried her head in her search, and the people around her stretched their necks waiting for him to find it.

But Shen Jianxia flipped and flipped for a long time, and finally found a handful from the bottom of the box...

Suona.

Shen Jianxia held the suona, frowned and looked at it for a long time, but she still felt that it didn't look like what Tubai wanted, so she planned to put it back and look for it.

"Hey, don't put it back." Tubai stopped him, "That's it."

Shen Jianxia was holding the suona in her hand, she turned her head to look at Tubai, with a shocked expression on her face: "???"

What did Tubai say?He wants to play the suona?

Not to mention whether he will, that calm and beautiful little face and the very happy suona are put together, how strange is it?

The author has something to say: there will be an update later!

Let me recommend to everyone the article my friend is serializing, hehe

"The System Kneeled and Begged Me to Let It Go [Unlimited]" by Hongchen Rolling

Fei Yuan is innocent and simple. Although he is too poor to afford KFC, he firmly believes that the future can be expected.

The 28-year-old Fei Yuan is violent and paranoid, and will follow through to the end.

Looking back ten years, Fei Yuan, who doesn't believe in fate, people, or anything, can't find a reason to live.

"Ding——welcome to the large-scale intelligent creature interactive game, everything you want is here!"

The malicious system looks forward to Feigaki crying bitterly and muttering about wanting to live.

Never thought--

Fei Yuan was thin and weak, with messy black hair and a pale face, as if he would die in a second.He was easily regarded as the best persimmon to be bullied.

Vicious and frightening NPC: Look at that pitiful little hemp stick that is about to die if you touch it lightly. Come on, let's scare him!

Figaki: ...

Teammates who were so scared to tears by being implicated: Come and save me, Ma Ma——

Fei Gaki asked gently and politely with his head all over the floor: Can you be quiet, please?

teammate:! ! !OK, OK!

Ji Congming:! ! !So handsome! ! !The most handsome man in the universe! ! !

Teammate: ... It seems that there is a traitor among us!How about hugging to keep warm and shivering? !

BOSS: What about being weak, helpless and pitiful? !

——System: Father Fei Yuan, don't pinch my host, it's about to blow up!

High-level play 1: My affinity is full, my empathy is full, and the boss is reluctant to kill me!No matter how small the plot is, I can reveal it!

High Play 2: My strength is full, no matter how fierce the boss is, it will be fine!His skull was lifted!

High Play 3: My intelligence is full, my strategy is full, no matter how dangerous the situation is, I can fight back!

……

Figaki: Me?I have nothing special, no affinity, no force, no empathy, I can only barely survive by the demolition.

Believe it or not: Don’t be afraid!Just stand behind obediently and watch us show off!

High-play 1 smiles and prepares to dig deeper into the plot, High-play 2 prepares to expand its moves, and high-play 3 layout prepares to go online...I don’t know who is okay and turns around——

"Hey! Where's the copy?! Why is it gone?!"

Demolition stream Demolition stream, isn't it just playing with the word "demolition"? !If you lift the skull, the ashes will be thrown away for you!

Teammates, passers-by, NPCs: ...

The hero is really deep and cold, really sick.Don't use normal people's thinking to measure.

Violent God Shenjingbing X Warm Little Sun Shou