The whole entertainment industry begs me not to drink CP

Shen Jianxia just pushed open the bedroom door, and a heart-piercing "hahahaha goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose" magic laughter came from the room.

Shen Jianxia froze for a moment.

How can there be the sound of chicken crowing?He doesn't raise chickens? ?

It took him half a second to recall that he was no longer living alone, there was another person in the dormitory.

A person who was sent to the trending search because of the crazy laughter of "Goose Goose".

Tu Bai had already finished taking a shower, and was sitting at the desk, watching videos on the iPad while applying a facial mask.He didn't know what funny clip he saw, he collapsed on the chair and twitched from laughing.

Sensing that someone was coming back, Tu Bai immediately stopped laughing, sat up straight, and turned his pale face covered with a mask expressionlessly.

The moment they looked at each other, Shen Jianxia couldn't help but take a step back.

... suddenly feel a little scary.

Shen Jianxia was about to greet him, but unexpectedly, Tu Baili ignored him, turned his head back, and continued to laugh wildly at the screen "goose goose goose goose".

Shen Jianxia: "..."

He couldn't remember what offended Tubai he had done.

Is Tu Bai still angry because of the garlic he ate at noon?

Or... Feeling embarrassed because I bumped into him kissing a girl just now?

... Wasn't it just being kissed by someone? He, the person involved, didn't think there was anything to make a fuss about.

It is said that the nerves of creative people are particularly delicate and fragile, and they are especially sensitive in terms of emotions.

But Shen Jianxia is different. Everyone thinks that he is very nervous, and readers also think that he is a code word machine without emotion.

Shen Jianxia grew up living in the depths of the sleazy city of Chengfeng Lane. The playmates who grew up together either dropped out of school early to go out to work, or became gangsters and idled all day long. Some of them were not even of legal age. Both had two children.

As for falling in love, it is not a rare thing.

Probably because she has been immersed in this kind of environment since she was a child, Shen Jianxia is not surprised by this aspect of things.

Shen Jianxia still remembers that when he was in junior high school, his buddies who grew up with him suddenly came to him for a drink with a mysterious face one day, to celebrate that he had finally lost his virginity.

The virgin Shen Jianxia said calmly, "Then congratulations."

When Shen Jianxia reached the third year of high school, the boy had slept with more girls than he could count on his hands, and Shen Jianxia was still a virgin with no experience in love.

It's not like Shen Jianxia doesn't have such an opportunity.

When he was in elementary school, girls often wrote love letters to him and stuffed snacks in his drawers. Ban Hua always came to him with a blushing face and asked if he could borrow his school uniform jacket to wear.

Shen Jianxia is good-looking and tall. People who love to read always have a unique temperament.Even when chasing people with a kitchen knife, he is very mad and snarky, just stand in a pile of crooked melons and cracked dates, and you will be the most outstanding one.

After arriving at Zhicai Middle School, Shen Jianxia was still as popular as ever.

The girls don't care if Shen Jianxia has money, anyway, Shen Jianxia doesn't have any money like them.What they like is Shen Jianxia's appearance, figure, and his chic articles.

Shen Jianxia is not only attracted to girls, there were even some seniors who blocked Shen Jianxia in the men's toilet shyly before, and asked Shen Jianxia if he was interested in having sex.

Seeing the complicated expression on Shen Jianxia's face, they said anxiously that if Shen Jianxia didn't want to be the fierce one, they could attack with tears in their eyes.

Shen Jianxia: "..."

In terms of relationships, Shen Jianxia is a bit careless, maybe he doesn't care at all.

Shen Jianxia usually would not accept other people's overtures, but he never refused.

For the establishment of intimacy with others, Shen Jianxia has a strong stress response.

It's okay to play ambiguously, but to fall in love?Sorry, no.

What he has, he can give, but no one can ask him for it.

It is precisely because of his nonchalant attitude that the girls all enjoy the thrill of flirting with Shen Jianxia, ​​and some bold ones even take the initiative to kiss him—such as the one today.

Before changing it, Shen Jianxia really didn't care, he really didn't care.

Isn't it just that the two mouths touched lightly, what's the big deal, there will be girls taking advantage of him every now and then, holding hands and arms, Shen Jianxia is too lazy to count how many times.

Until 10 minutes ago, he was kissed forcibly, and was bumped into by Tu Bai.

Although Tu Bai didn't say anything, perhaps because of the fan's instinct, Shen Jianxia actually felt a trace of guilt and remorse.

This guilty conscience became more intense after meeting Tubai's gaze.

Shen Jianxia pretended to be nonchalant and closed the door, and returned to her desk.

When passing behind Tubai, he glanced at the other party's screen.

Tu Bai was watching video clips on Bilibili.

Shen Jianxia has seen this edit, it is a live-action edit made by the reader himself based on one of his old-fashioned danmei novels, the edit is very level, just like the real thing.

The most amazing thing is that the childhood images of Shou were cut from the costume dramas that Tu Bai filmed when he was a child.

After watching this clip at that time, Shen Jianxia, ​​as the author himself and the fan himself, expressed his satisfaction.

But what he didn't expect was that Tu Bai, who was an actor himself, could enjoy eating with relish when facing his childhood face, without any sense of disobedience.

At this moment, eight words quickly flashed through Shen Jianxia's mind:

Also fuck it!Also fuck it!

Shen Jianxia took out the laptop from the drawer, turned around, and took a sneaky look at Tubai.

After confirming that Tubai was completely immersed in the joy of drinking CP and had no time to pay attention to him, Shen Jianxia opened the author background of the Blue Ocean Literature Network and quickly posted the update written today.

Summer's "Mammoth" nickname is not for nothing.

Shen Jianxia wrote 150 million words last year. This number may not be a big deal for ordinary full-time online writers, but for Shen Jianxia who uses 24 hours a day instead of 48 hours, this is already what he can do. The best limit has been reached.

He writes 3 books a year, with 50 words per book, and 3 to 4 daily updates. The serialization period is about [-] to [-] months. During this period, he seldom asks for leave.

Shen Jianxia didn't save the manuscript, but wrote and updated it every day.The most amazing thing is that he can update the water injection volume of each chapter to 0, and all of them are full of plots.

As for the time for writing manuscripts, he squeezed them out from fragmentary breaks.

Shen Jianxia hasn't taken a nap for two and a half years since she started writing web articles under the pseudonym "Bai De Summer".He can make full use of his lunch break, spare time and even squatting in the toilet, typing quickly with his mobile phone.

Just 5 minutes after posting today's update, Shen Jianxia heard Tu Bai behind him suddenly whispered: "Ah, it's a big update!"

Shen Jianxia sneaked a look back at Tu Bai like a thief, and found that Tu Bai was looking down at his phone, and the CP clip that was playing on the iPad was also paused.

Shen Jianxia breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, and her sense of guilt was finally diluted a little.

He closed the computer, got up and opened the closet, took out a change of clothes, and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

When Shen Jianxia came out of the shower, Tu Bai had already finished catching up on the update, and continued to chat about CP on the iPad.

This time, what he watched was a live-action video cut from Shen Jianxia's other school danmei novel.

This Shen Jianxia has also seen it, and the childhood images of Shou were also edited from the TV series that Tu Bai made when he was a child.

Shen Jianxia: "..."

Still eating!Still eating!Can Ning Neng be a little bit ambitious! ?

He stopped behind Tubai, stood there for a few seconds, couldn't hold back, and said, "That..."

Tubai paused, then turned to look at Shen Jianxia.

"Boys with normal sexual orientation shouldn't drink CP, right?" Shen Jianxia's eyes slid down the screen to Tubai's face, "May I ask, your sexual orientation..."

He just tentatively asked a casual question, never expecting that Tubai would answer him.

Unexpectedly, Tubai stared at Shen Jianxia, ​​with a calm expression in his round almond eyes, and a calm tone: "I'm gay."

Tu Bai admitted it too readily, and Shen Jianxia choked on the contrary.

Tubai said, he is gay?

This guy just said it so easily?Has he really forgotten that he is a star?

...He really is a heartless and ruthless man.

Shen Jianxia raised her hand and scratched her hair: "...I won't say it, don't worry."

Tubai looked at him with no expression on his face, he couldn't tell what he was thinking, and just hummed lightly.

The atmosphere returned to awkwardness.

Just when Shen Jianxia was thinking about whether to say something to ease the atmosphere, Tu Bai spoke first: "What about you?"

Shen Jianxia was stunned.

"You are heterosexual." Tubai continued.

Suddenly, Shen Jianxia's right hand tucked into his trouser pocket subconsciously clenched into a fist.

He could obviously answer "yes".

But for some reason, looking at Tubai's quiet eyes and fair little face, Shen Jianxia's brain suddenly stopped thinking.

Afterwards, he heard his own voice sounding little by little: "...No. I'm probably... bisexual?"

At the same time, a voice came out from the bottom of Shen Jianxia's heart: Boys with normal sexual orientation should not write Danmei novels, right?

……Depend on.

Shen Jianxia quickly shook her head.

"Oh." Hearing Shen Jianxia's answer, Tu Bai's expression was not surprised at all, he nodded, "People who engage in creation are quite special."

Shen Jianxia: "..."

Although he didn't know what Tubai was thinking in his heart, Shen Jianxia always felt that he was being alluded to.

Shen Jianxia walked away depressed, and Tubai continued to laugh at the CP, as if nothing had happened.

Before going to bed, Shen Jianxia habitually opened the background of the author of the Blue Ocean APP, and glanced at the income of today's subscription.

Unbelievable, Shen Jianxia almost turned over from the bed.

A reader named "Little Rabbit Be Good" gave "Bai De Summer" [-] deep water pills in today's updated chapter.

One deep water urn is 100 yuan, and fifty is 5000 yuan.After the 500/[-] split with the website, Shen Jianxia can still get [-] yuan.

Shen Jianxia, ​​a local rich reader, has never seen it before. There are many readers who give him deep water, but this "little rabbit is so good" impressed him the most.

If Shen Jianxia remembers correctly, the total amount that Xiao Tu obediently gave him in the past two years should be seven figures, right?

Every time he saw Xiaotu obediently throwing thunder at him in the comment area, Shen Jianxia always had the illusion that he was being taken care of by a rich woman.

When Shen Jianxia first started using the pseudonym "Bai De Summer" to write articles on Blue Ocean Literature Network, she was an unknown little transparent like other new writers, diligently updating articles within single-digit clicks.

One day, a reader named "Little Rabbit, Be Good" found Shen Jianxia on the list of newcomers, and since then began his long journey of cultivating an author.

It can be said that Xiaotuji obediently was one of the earliest readers of "Bai's Summer".She carefully followed Shen Jianxia's empty comment area every day, encouraging Shen Jianxia to continue writing.

The first time she received a tip from the other party, seeing the huge amount in the income column, Shen Jianxia was a little confused, thinking that the other party had accidentally slipped, so she quickly returned the tip to her in the form of a red envelope.

Unexpectedly, Xiaotu was not only a rich woman, but also a rebellious rich woman.

Five minutes after Shen Jianxia's red envelope was sent out, the little rabbit obediently ran to Shen Jianxia's comment area again, and double-throwed the red envelope that Shen Jianxia sent her to Shen Jianxia.

Shen Jianxia quickly returned it to her in the form of a red envelope.

Five minutes later, the little rabbit obediently doubled its mine throws again.

Shen Jianxia returned it in the form of a red envelope.

……

Half an hour later, both parties were exhausted in the back and forth money transactions.

The little rabbit obediently got angry, and went straight to the comment area.

[Little rabbit is obedient] My wife, don't send me red envelopes anymore!The handling fee that Blue Ocean gets every time is more than the mine I voted for!My money is for Da Da, not for Lan Hai! /angry/angry/angry

[Author's reply]...

[Author's Response]...Okay, okay.Thank you little bunny.

The author has something to say: Jian Xia has never liked anyone else, so she is not sure about her sexual orientation, and she is relatively slow in feelings.

I buried a lot of foreshadowing, and I will cut it slowly later, don't worry ovo~

Lan Hai is not JJ, I made it all up, don’t substitute it _(:з」∠)_