The whole entertainment industry begs me not to drink CP

At ten o'clock in the morning, Chengfeng Lane is full of fireworks in the market.

On a narrow street, small vendors who sell vegetables, fruits, clothes, dustpans, bamboo baskets, and all kinds of rough and low-quality cheap gadgets spread out their stalls without any hesitation. The land occupied the sidewalks on both sides of the road and blocked the already crowded streets of the village in the city.

"Let's give way, let's give way!" The thin middle-aged man in a white old man's sweater strode hard on a small broken tricycle full of old electrical appliances, and shuttled nimbly on the road that was so slightly wide.

The broken horn on the tricycle repeats the same sentence dryly: "Door-to-door purchases—old electrical appliances, old refrigerators, old TVs, washing machines, water heaters, microwave ovens—"

This family is not alone in using the broken horn attack skills.

Let's look at the sidewalk, an old man sitting on the side of the road is smoking a half cigarette, squinting his eyes and watching the busy street leisurely.

In front of the old man were several whetstones and an old horn, and the old male voice in the horn was not to be outdone:

"Sharpening a kitchen knife—sharpening a kitchen knife—"

The morning market in Chengfeng Lane is like this every day.

On this narrow street, various voices of quarreling, bargaining, and high-spirited talk are intertwined and entwined into a day-to-day bustle of voices.

Among these mundane noises, the two shriveled horns of "collecting waste" and "sharpening kitchen knives" are the most prominent.Two chanting-like electronic voices circled and fought repeatedly in the sky above the street, reflecting each other.

"Lao Li, sharpen the knife!" A middle-aged man stepped on flip flops, walked to the stall of the old man who sharpened the kitchen knife, and threw down a badly worn blue supermarket shopping bag, "Hurry up! We're about to open for business!"

"Hey! Boss Shen!" Seeing the person coming, the old man beamed, "Your business is doing well. I'll close the stall early tomorrow and try your second son's craftsmanship!"

"Hi! Hurry up, don't waste my time with polite words!" Boss Shen waved his hand, "Sharpen your hands, come to my house for dinner, and I'll add food for you!"

"Okay!" The old man took out three kitchen knives from the blue shopping bag, "Don't worry about my old Li's craftsmanship, I'm not boasting, there is no one else in the whole city except me..."

Just as they were exchanging business bragging, two people walked past them.

The person in front is wearing casual sportswear, no matter how you look at it, he looks like an ordinary office worker who came to the morning market to buy vegetables.

The man behind is different.

The man in the back is dressed very flamboyantly.

Tu Bai wore a long black leather windbreaker today, with a leather belt of the same color as the windbreaker tied around his waist, which made his thin waist tighter.

The black slacks are slim and fit a pair of long legs, and the lambskin Chelsea boots under the feet match the leather jacket on the body.

Even though he was wearing a hat with its wide brim pulled low on purpose, a few locks of pink curls peeked out from under it.

Obviously, he is mainly dressed in black, but the beige mid-collar knitted sweater under the leather jacket and the pink curly hair complement each other in the lifelessness, revealing a bit of playfulness.

This man dresses too pompously.He walked down the street like a misfit alien.

"No, Brother Andy, why do you insist on bringing me to eat in such a dilapidated place?" Tubai frowned, looking at the surrounding environment with disgust, "How can there be such filth in a dignified first-tier city?" A place? Isn’t it a Michelin three-star restaurant?”

Caught off guard, the owner of a nearby store came out with a basin of vegetable washing water, and poured it outside the door with a "wow", and the sewage and vegetable leaves snaked along the sidewalk to the road.

Tubai was almost splashed.He was startled, and couldn't help but turn his head and stare at the boss who had no sense of public morality.

"Da Yin is hidden in the city, Xiao Tubai, that braised stew shop is the most famous shop in the whole Chengfeng Lane." Manager Andy turned to look at him, "Before I picked you up this morning, I clearly told you on the phone Don't wear expensive clothes... Hey, be careful, there's a puddle of vomit, don't step on it."

Tu Bai immediately pulled back the foot that was almost stepped on, and cursed in his heart.

This pair of shoes is the latest product of the top luxury brand this season. He pre-ordered it half a year in advance, and it was almost scrapped!

"This street has a lot of tricks." Andy explained to him as he walked, "After all, it is a village in the city, a street with the most stubborn households in this city, drug addicts, prostitutes, gambling, prostitutes, There are all sorts of messed up people."

"...Then why did you bring me to this kind of place?" Tu Bai stared at the back of Andy's broad head in disbelief.

"Tomorrow, you will temporarily withdraw from the social circle and go to Zhicai Middle School to study. Chengfeng Lane is at the back door of Zhicai Middle School, separated by a wall. I will take you to step by step in advance to get familiar with the environment." Andy said, "This street It’s a bit of a mess, and there are often fights and fights, but there are many hidden treasures.”

"You know that I don't eat high-calorie foods, let alone junk food from unknown sources." Tu Bai accused him mercilessly.

"Oh, this is not junk food. It's obviously a collection of folk experts. Xiao Tubai, you are already very thin now, don't make yourself into an anorexic. The restaurant I want to take you to is not only fried, but also crispy. Duck is also a must. As for you, take advantage of the opportunity to study in school and eat more delicious food."

"Even if I, Tubai, starved to death, I would never leave school to eat on this street." Tubai pushed the pair of brown sunglasses that covered half of his face, avoiding a bunch of flies intently. Lingering trash.

After struggling through the crowded streets, Andy finally brought Tubai to the door of the "super delicious roasted stew shop" he said.

This store is not big, and the outside looks ordinary, even a little shabby.

Strangely, there was a long queue of customers standing at the door.

Tubai pressed down his sunglasses in surprise, and carefully sized up the people in the team.

Among the people queuing up, there were men and women, old and young, contestants of all ages were included, and there was even a little kid in crotch pants who was not up to Tubai's knee height.

Tu Bai looked up, and there was a signboard with white characters on a red background hanging in front of the store, with the name of the store on it:

Happy to burn.

This signboard looks very old, covered with dust and oil stains, even the "丿" in the word "环" of "烧玉" is gone, leaving only a lonely "ヽ".

"Just this kind of place?" Tubai looked at the greasy signboard on his head, and then glanced at the mountain of garbage piled up at the door, feeling more speechless in his heart.

At this moment, a person in front of the team suddenly gave a loud "croak", turned his head, and spat thick phlegm on the ground "tui".

"..." Tu Bai couldn't help taking a step back.

At the same time, a fat, gray mouse suddenly jumped out from behind the trash can, and slid quickly past the base of the wall.

Tu Bai's hair stood on end.

This kind of dirty eating environment is really too bad, right? !

Is brother Andy crazy?Why did you bring him to a place like this to eat?Does this store have a business license?Is the food safe?Will I have diarrhea if I eat it?

Hey, just thinking about it gives me a chill.

"Why are you still queuing?" Tu Bai frowned, rubbing the goosebumps on his arms through his sleeves, "Isn't this just a very ordinary braised stew shop?"

"Xiao Tubai, you don't know about this." Andy clicked his tongue, "This roasted stew shop has been in business for more than ten years. In the beginning, they were really just an ordinary roasted stewed shop, only selling crispy skin. duck."

"...Later?" Tubai asked.

It looks pretty mediocre now.

"Later, the family gave birth to a second son. The second son came to the store to help with chores when he was still in primary school, and he started cooking in the fifth grade." Andy continued, "This roasted stew shop also sells small stir-fries by the way. Unexpectedly , The dishes cooked by the second son are really delicious, and the business of this store has gradually improved because of this, and there is an endless stream of people queuing up every day, just to eat the dishes fried by the second son."

"There are so many people queuing up here so early, all to eat a dish cooked by a primary school student?" Tu Bai's eyebrows were almost tied into a Chinese knot, and he put on an expression of disbelief, "How good can it be?" eat?"

"He's a high school student now." Andy corrected him, "Every day at noon and night, he would go to the store to help out. It wasn't until he went to the high school boarding school that he became a limited-time supply of small fry every evening from 18:19 to [-]:[-] on weekdays. One hour, lunch and dinner are served on weekends. The time is limited and the time is right, so you can’t eat if you come late.”

"Wow, it's really hard work." Tubai said in an exaggerated tone with a blank face.

Are the parents of this child crazy about money?He didn't let the child study hard, but squeezed him hard to do chores so hard.

Alas, the people at the bottom are really enduring suffering.

At the time when Tubai's mind was wandering, a few girls who looked like junior high school students in the team noticed him.

They poked their heads out to look at Tu Bai blatantly, while discussing loudly without controlling the volume:

"Hey, look, this man is dressed like a star."

"The aura is also very strong! Could it be that he is really an idol?"

"Although I can't see my face, I feel very handsome."

"It can't be a celebrity, why would a celebrity come to Chengfengxiang, it's so dirty."

The little girl has good eyesight.

Hearing their praise, the corners of Tu Bai's lips hidden under the black mask slightly raised——

"Hey, look at it!" A little girl suddenly raised her mobile phone and said to her companions in an excited tone, "That Tubai is on the trending list again!"

"Tubai? Who? Which 38-line star?" The companion was merciless, looking at the screen of the mobile phone in front of him, and read out the words on it word by word, "Following last week's typo on the show Later, the outdated child star Tubai was once again photographed by passers-by at the airport alone reading a Tanmei novel and laughing until the goose screamed... Fans worked so hard to clean up his illiterate character design, but he was full of joy and eating CP! The confused Tubai really has no heart ! I don’t have a cultured primary school! Don’t come out and shame yourself, you’d better stay at home and pick your feet honestly!”

"Fuck it, fuck it again." Another little girl rolled her eyes and added, "This guy is really confused and doesn't know it. Obviously I was his fan from the beginning."

"..." The corners of Tu Bai's raised mouth froze suddenly.

Andy heard it too.

He turned around, stretched out his hand and patted Tubai's shoulder, and comforted in a low voice: "It's impossible to pick your feet, and it's impossible to pick your feet again in this life, and 'paste' is also one that is remembered by netizens." Remember it. Looking at the entire entertainment industry, there is no other star like you who is remembered by netizens for being 'fuzzy'."

Tubai: "..."

Ah, how happy he is then.

Tu Bai took out his phone without saying a word, opened Weibo, lowered his eyes from behind the sunglasses, and glanced at the real-time trending searches.

#Tubai Airport#

#茶白鲜皮鸡鸡#

#茶白鹿鹿鹅#

#白白无心#

Seeing his name, Tu Bai couldn't help but roll his eyes.

He was so confused about He Dehe Neng that he even occupied four trending searches.

Sorry, sorry, he shouldn't take up public resources, but he really didn't buy this hot search.

"You also know that Wen's Group has been involved in economic disputes for the past two years, and there have been constant turmoil. Mr. Wen has been in hiding since two years ago. Fortunately, the Wen family moved quickly. As soon as they heard any troubles, they quickly sent Second Young Master Wen to the hospital. Taking refuge abroad, one of the two sons was saved." Andy looked around vigilantly, and after making sure that no one noticed them, he lowered his voice and said, "Before Wen's accident, Mr. Wen told us that once If something goes wrong, I will immediately send you to Zhicai Middle School to avoid the limelight. Zhicai Middle School is an education industry invested by the Wen family, and for your current situation, the school is indeed the best safe haven."

Andy's voice brought Tubai back from memory to reality.

Mr. Wen——

Hearing this address, Tu Bai's mood instantly became depressed.

This damn dog man, he is the one who really has no heart, right? !

Tubai scolded this person a thousand times in his heart.

"Has he contacted you recently?" Tubai raised his head and asked Andy after politely greeting Mr. Wen in his head.

"On the cusp of the storm, Xiao Wen's whereabouts are always a mystery. He is always elusive. He is the only one who can contact others, and others can't find him." Andy shook his head, "He didn't even contact you, how could he contact me?"

"Contact me?" Tubai muttered to himself, and suddenly sneered, "How could he contact me on his own initiative..."

The second half of the sentence was spoken very quietly, and Andy couldn't hear clearly, so he asked suspiciously, "What did you say?"

"It's nothing." Tubai quickly removed the sneer, and changed back to a nonchalant expression, "I'm already 21 years old, let me go to the third year of high school? He doesn't think it's embarrassing, but I also think it's embarrassing."

Andy sighed: "Xiao Tubai, we have finally started again, so don't be too..."

At this moment, there was a commotion in front of the team.

Andy and Tu Bai were distracted at the same time, and the original topic ended naturally.

"Fat sister! When will Shen Jianxia come back from your family?" It turned out that someone in front couldn't wait, couldn't help poking his head out, and shouted into the store, "We're all waiting in line for him! Isn't it Sunday today? Why? Wait until eleven o'clock? My stomach is already growling with hunger!"

"Don't worry, I've already called to remind you." The fat woman who was sitting at the door of the store choosing dishes looked up at him, "You still come to my house without waiting in line? If you can't wait, go to another place to eat!"

"I didn't worry that it would be sold out if I came late, so I came early." The man rubbed his hands and smiled, "Who made your second son Shen's fried dishes so delicious? I even doubt him Did you put medicine in the dish, otherwise why is it so magical?"

The fat woman called "Fat Sister" didn't even lift her head, and snorted: "The medicine will kill you."

Someone in the team interrupted: "Sister, let me tell you, don't let your second son go to school, it's a waste of money to go to school. His cooking is so delicious, just let him drop out of school and come back to help you look after the store, and you can earn more. !"

"That's right, he went to that noble middle school next door. What's the use of spending so much money on this kind of school? Waste! It's better to work as soon as possible, then marry a wife and have children!"

"You see, the son of the noodle restaurant next door came out to do things when he was 15 years old. He is only 20 years old now, and his son is already three years old. I heard that he is rushing to have a second child this year!"

The people in line seemed to be regular customers, and you chatted with each other.

Hearing their chat, Tubai snorted, and a disdainful sneer leaked from the mask.

I have a three-year-old child at the age of 20... Is this person not yet of legal marriage age?What is there to show off?

What's the point of being locked up in this greasy roast restaurant for the rest of your life?

Although Tubai himself was labeled as uneducated just last week, he has always disliked people who boast that reading is useless.

It is better to work as soon as possible than to waste money on studying. The thinking of ordinary citizens is probably limited to such a small area.

"My braised stew shop will be reserved for the eldest son in the future, and the second child will have no share. If he wants to work in the shop in the future, he can only work for his brother." Sister Fei sat on a small red plastic chair , while choosing dishes, he said slowly, "The second child was admitted to the school by himself. Tuition and miscellaneous fees are free, and there are scholarships and meal allowances. Anyway, he didn't ask me for money. Why don't I let him study? "

"Don't tell me, the second child is promising." Someone answered, "I heard that the students who can study in that school are either rich or official. Anyway, they are either rich or expensive. Maybe someday, The second child of your family can still marry a rich and beautiful Bai and come back to honor you!"

"Then I don't have the money to give the bride price." Fat Sister replied, the flimsy plastic chair was stuck under her fat buttocks, barely supporting her huge body.

"I know, all your money is saved for your boss!"

There was a burst of joyful laughter all around.

Tubai frowned.

The second son of this family must be too miserable, right?

Is that child thin and small, malnourished and sallow, thin and less than 1.5 meters tall?

Every day after school, I have to rush home to help the fly shop at home. Mom seems to be partial?

There is such a thing in this world?

Just when Tu Bai sympathized with the second son of the family madly in his heart and made the other son into a 1.5-meter-short man, someone from the back of the line suddenly called out: "The second son of the Shen family is back!"

Hearing the movement, the people in front turned their heads to say hello:

"Yo, see Xia is back!"

"See Xia, I've been waiting for you for a long time! Uncle is so hungry!"

Did the party show up?

Tubai was a little curious, so he looked back.

I saw a boy in a blue and white school uniform walking towards here through the crowd.

Seeing this person for the first time, Tu Bai was stunned.

What about the sallow, emaciated, malnourished and less than 1.5 meters tall?

This tall boy with a handsome appearance and at least 1.8 meters... is the second son of this family? !

"He's pretty handsome." Andy next to him also glanced back, and boasted in a low voice, "It's pure natural, and it ranks high in the circle."

"See Brother Xia is back!" The little girls who were still boasting about Tubai's good looks just now quickly shifted their attention to the second son of the Shaolu family, and some even greeted him in a low voice: "See Brother Xia!"

The little girl couldn't hide her eyes full of admiration.

The second son of Shaolu's family walks very steadily, walking with wind.When the little girls called his name, he just turned his face away, hooked the corners of his mouth at them, and showed a naughty smile.

But this little smile was enough to make the little girls scream while holding their flushed faces.

I don't know if it was unintentional, or if Tubai's flamboyant dress was too eye-catching, when passing in front of Tubai, Shen Jianxia suddenly turned his face and glanced at Tubai.

then……

Chong Tubai blew a whistle.

Tubai: "..."

Is the brother whistling at him?

Tu Bai, who had been staring at the other party, fully received the glance, and observed the appearance of the second son of the Shaolu family at close range.

The children of Shaolu's family look very wild.

She has neat short black hair, with a few bangs hanging on the tip of her eyebrows, but it can't cover her two thick and beautiful wild eyebrows.The bridge of the nose is high, the lips are thin, and the skin is wheat-colored.

What attracted Tu Bai the most was the child's pair of red phoenix eyes.

His eyelashes are not thick, but they are long and distinct.The tails of the eyes are long and pointed slightly upwards, making his eyes look extremely aggressive.

The moment they looked at each other, Tu Bai immediately sensed the aggression in this man's eyes.

However, the smile on the corners of the child's lips has not faded, and there is still a slight slack curve at the moment.

Both male and female stars in the circle pursue exquisite beauty, and after watching too much, Tu Bai always feels a little bored.

The faces on the screen are indeed becoming more and more refined, but they are also becoming less and less personal. Each face seems to be an assembly line product under the knife of the same plastic surgeon.

The child's wild looks met Tu Bai's aesthetics in no time.

The body proportions of the child are also very good.

With a small head, broad shoulders, narrow waist, and long legs, she is perfect for a model.

The two of them only stared at each other for a few seconds, then Tu Bai pulled up the mask vigilantly, and pushed down the brim of the hat a little, for fear of being recognized.

Just when Tu Bai lowered his eyes and reached out to press down on the brim of his hat, he happened to miss the flashing expression on Shen Jianxia's face.

Shen Jianxia stared at Tubai who lowered her head, and suddenly smiled.

It's not the perfunctory smile that hooked the corners of the lips at the little girls just now.

It was a very strange and ambiguous smile, with a little fleeting surprise.

His eyes seemed to be watching prey.

The author has something to say: [*Must-see mine clearance before reading]

1. This article is a dog-blooded love story of an avid fan who tried his best to make a fortune by writing crispy duck novels and raise a former idol.

2. Danmei writer Gong×Aiqian CP star Shou, younger than 3 years old.Write about crispy ducks and sell crispy ducks, the character of the male vixen's stinky brother, the CP of the craving CP, the character of the irritable little sweet rabbit who the six relatives do not recognize.

3. There is no prototype for any character.Neither the attacker nor the victim is a perfect character design, so please do not enter the clean party! ! !

4. The plot line is written first in the campus and then in the entertainment industry. The author has a lot of brains and nonsense and loves to lay a long shadow. Readers who are impatient, please follow the text carefully.

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