Believe it or not, I'll crush you to death [Journey to the West]

Holding the knife, Lu Ya stared blankly at the protruding dead fish eyes of the fish lying on the chopping board, as if facing an enemy, as if the fish might jump up and slap him at any time.

He raised his hand countless times, but every time the tip of the knife barely touched the body of the fish, he was suddenly discouraged.

Lu Ya really doesn't know how to cook.

In the past, he stretched out his hands for clothes and opened his mouth for food. He never even boiled water.

After transmigrating to this world, due to the pressure of life, I can cook simple food, such as wild vegetables, mushrooms, etc., and I only cook noodles, which are ready-made at the foot of the mountain, and what I actually eat in my mouth is batter.

How could he handle high-end ingredients like fish.

Especially when he saw the fish scales shining with metallic luster in the sun, Lu Ya felt that the knife in his hand was heavy and he couldn't hold it steadily.

"Hold on, hold on!" Lu Ya cheered himself up in his heart, "This fish is dead, what are you afraid of!"

But every time he touched a greasy fish, he was like a balloon that was suddenly punctured, and his momentum suddenly languished.

"!" Ah, I can't!

Lu Ya held his head in his hands, his head was almost bald, and he didn't dare to really get started.

Sun Wukong grabbed him by the collar, pulled the man behind him like a chicken, rolled up his sleeves and took the knife in his hand.

Hold the fish with one hand, cut a knife on the fish, cut open the abdomen, remove the scales, and empty out the internal organs. The skillful movement seems to have been done thousands of times.

Lu Ya's eyes widened, he looked at the fish, then at the big demon.

The big eyes are shining, full of admiration.

Oh mom, the big demon really can go up to the hall, down to the kitchen, omnipotent.

Sensing his naked hot gaze, Sun Wukong gave him a sideways glance. Although he didn't speak, the words "You think everyone is as stupid as you" were already written on his face.

Already used to the big demon's disdain for him all the time, Lu Ya didn't take it seriously at all. He stuck out his tongue, turned his face thinking that the big monster couldn't see, rolled his eyes and pouted his mouth to make a grimace, and then stared at him intently Monkey King's nimble hands tried to steal his teacher's skills.

The movements of Sun Wukong's subordinates were faster and more splendid.

Even Lu Ya could only see the flashing metallic luster, but couldn't find where the knife was at all. His eyeballs couldn't keep up with the big monster's movements. When he finally came to his senses, the fish had been completely taken care of.

Lu Ya: "..." What happened!

Seeing his bewildered face, Sun Wukong hooked the corners of his lips without a trace, immediately pressed down, and said in a deep voice, "I don't need to teach you how to cook, do you?"

"Huh?" Lu Ya was still reminiscing about the handsome action of the big demon killing fish, and he shivered when he called out.

Sun Wukong frowned slightly: "With me here, what are you afraid of?" Could it be that the little fool still feels so insecure by his side?

Thinking that I really can't use spells, I can't even use golden cudgels and somersault clouds.

The big demon's proud face just now collapsed.

wrong!He doesn't know his situation at all!

The little fool still thinks that he is an ordinary monster until now, and he doesn't know that his spells have been sealed!

Sun Wukong pursed his thin lips tightly, feeling that he must not tell the little fool his true identity.

He likes Sun Wukong so much, worships Monkey King so much, yearns for the golden cudgel and somersaulting cloud so much...

If you let him know what his idol has become now, he will definitely be very disappointed, and he will even completely erase his previous liking because of this.

At that time, he won't be with me anymore.

Thinking of the little fool looking at him with a disgusted expression, thinking of the little fool talking to himself in a sarcastic tone, thinking of the back of the little fool turning away without hesitation after learning the truth, a tyranny surged in his heart!

I was even more manic than when I first learned that I was deceived by the Heavenly Court, than when I was threatened with the life of the monkey grandson of Huaguo Mountain, than when I was punished and pressed under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years, and I had to go to the west to learn scriptures and atone for my sins!

He wanted to ruin everything with one stick.

"No, I'm already at home, what am I afraid of?" Lu squeezed his mouth, "This is just a normal stress response."

"Family?"

"Yeah!" Lu Ya showed his iconic smirk, and bared his teeth at Sun Wukong, "Aren't we going to live here in the future? Isn't it our home? After dinner, I will take my only Take all the property!"

Lu Ya was a little ashamed at the thought of his belongings that could not be filled with a small burden, and his tone subconsciously lowered. He even secretly took a look at the big monster, for fear that he would dislike him.

"Home." His previous home was Huaguo Mountain, but can he really return to Huaguo Mountain after 500 years?

Seeing him hesitate, Lu Ya rolled his eyes and said immediately, "Will we move in the future? Moving... Will you take me with you?"

He looked at Sun Wukong expectantly.

The dependent gaze, the clear gaze, touched the heartstrings of Sun Wukong who had been silent for many years.

"Will you follow me?"

"I'm willing, I'm so willing!" Lu Ya nodded hastily, "Where are you, I'll go there?"

Great joy welled up in his heart, Sun Wukong forcibly suppressed it, and said nonchalantly, "Don't you still want to find your idol?"

Lu Ya was taken aback: "Did you say Monkey King?"

"Well, you don't like him anymore?" Monkey King didn't know what answer he wanted to hear, but he just wanted to hear it.

"Of course I like it!" Lu Ya puffed his cheeks, "The Great Sage is the only idol in my life!"

Sun Wukong's eyes flickered: "Then how can you follow me if you go to find him?"

"No, you misunderstood." Lu Ya waved his hand, "The Great Holy Lord is my idol and my spiritual pillar. For me, he is a kind of belief that supports me to live well. In my heart I like him, it's my luck to meet him, and I won't cling to him forever." He is just an ordinary fan, not an illegitimate fan.

"So..." Lu Ya clasped his hands together and stared at Monkey King beggingly, "Boss, you must take me with you when you move!"

"see your performance!"

Faintly felt that the big monster was in a good mood at the moment, and Lu Ya became more courageous. He hugged the big monster's arm, shook it from side to side twice, and said in a soft voice, "Take me, take me Well~ Look, there are only two of us, without me, how can we call it home~"

Before he wanted something or did something too much, he acted like a baby with his brother like this, trying everything.

Lu Ya raised his head, and his whole body was almost attached to the big demon's arm.

Sun Wukong looked down into his eyes and repeated: "Yes, I'm the only one, how can I call it home."

Lu Ya didn't hear his deep tone, he only thought that he had promised himself, and immediately cheered: "Long live! Boss, you will be my home from now on! Wherever you are, I will be there!"

Sun Wukong came back to his senses, turned his eyes away, brushed off the sleeves that were wrinkled by Lu Ya, and raised his chin lightly: "What are you doing with me? Waste of food!"

Knowing that he wasn't angry, Lu Ya wailed and came up to him and continued to pester him: "I'll relieve you, it's so boring living alone in the mountains."

Sun Wu gave him a blank look: "Go cook the soup!"

Lu Ya stuck out his tongue and went obediently, proving that he still has a little effect.

But after the fish soup was cooked, Monkey King didn't drink at all. Lu Ya held the bowl and sipped it.

Sun Wukong was impatient with him: "Eat as soon as you eat, what are you doing looking around?!"

"..." Lu Ya immediately lowered his head, took another two sips, and finally couldn't hold back, "Aren't you going to drink?" Actually, it's not that hard to swallow.

Lu Ya was worried, if he couldn't even do this little thing well, it would be like what the big demon said, what's the use of bringing himself!

"Don't drink!" Seeing the instant stiff expression of the little fool, Monkey King paused, and added, "I don't eat."

"..." Then why are you still ordering?

Lu Ya chewed all the vegetables as if to vent his anger, and kept looking at the big demon while eating, eating a meal with great momentum.

The big demon seemed to be ignorant of his resentment, and didn't give him a look, but when he put down the bowls and chopsticks, he saw that there was still a lot of fish soup in the pot and the fish that he didn't eat at all. frown.

Lu shrunk his neck, guiltily turned his gaze away, pretending to be looking at the scenery.

Although the fish is cooked, the soup can barely be eaten, but he has never cooked fish before, and he doesn't know how it is cooked, so he has to cook it for as long as possible. Not only can the fish be cooked, but the soup can also be thicker. Taste some.

This results in the fish being a bit old and even difficult to chew.

Monkey King said with a straight face: "Drink all the soup."

"Huh?" Lu Ya wailed, "But I'm full."

He stroked his bulging belly and looked at Monkey King pitifully.

Taking another look at the half pot of soup left, he felt that if he drank it all, he would explode.

Monkey King repeated blankly: "Drink!"

"!" You must be taking revenge on me for not catching fish just now.

Lu Ya cried and moved to the pot three steps at a time, and when he picked up the spoon, he even glanced at Monkey King, remnant of the illusion that he could stop it.

As a result, Sun Wukong glared at him.

Lu Ya: "..." Just drink it, and you will go to the toilet twice at most later.

He filled a bowl, gritted his teeth, raised his neck and poured it in.

My stomach is like a balloon, slowly inflating.

Lu Ya wiped his mouth, and when he was about to fill the second bowl, he saw Sun Wukong's eyes on his stomach from the corner of his eye: "!"

He subconsciously covered his hands.

"..." Sun Wukong couldn't hold back, and hooked the corners of his lips.

Lu Ya looked down, his face flushed with embarrassment.

This posture was like that of a pregnant daughter-in-law. He immediately took down his hand, gave Monkey King a hard look, and drank another bowl of soup very boldly.

"Hi—" Lu Ya felt that the soup had reached his throat, not to mention drinking the soup, he couldn't even swallow the saliva.

I lost.

Lu Ya covered her stomach like a pregnant woman, rubbed against Sun Wukong, took his hand to cover her stomach, and cried, "I really don't want to be strangled to death."

His belly suddenly itched, Lu Ya was taken aback, and he blinked, as if he felt the big demon's little finger hook his stomach just now.

But when he raised his face to meet the big demon's cold face, he instantly felt that he must have eaten too much and had lost his normal perception ability.

Lu Ya cried for a long time, and almost hugged his thigh and wiped his tears

Finally, Monkey King showed mercy: "If you can't drink it, forget it, and drink it in the afternoon."

"..." The joyful expression just now collapsed in an instant. If he could, he would never want to drink fish soup again in his life.

"What? Don't want to drink?"

"No, how could it be? I like to drink fish soup. It is delicious and nutritious. I didn't drink it before because I couldn't catch fish. Thanks to the boss, how can I not drink it?" Lu Ya smiled very obsequiously.

Sun Wukong looked disgusted, covered his face with the palm of his hand and pushed it out: "I want to drink so much, the pot is over there!

Lu Ya hurriedly shook his head, a puff of gas surged up, and he burped for a long time, almost spitting out what he just drank: "..." He hurriedly covered his mouth.

Sun Wukong was even more disgusted, and took two steps back to widen the distance between the two.

Lu Ya covered his mouth, feeling very aggrieved, and whispered, "It's not you who made me drink so much soup somehow." It was quite fishy.

Sun Wukong glanced at him, and said casually, "Don't you want to follow me, you are so weak, do you want me to protect you all the time?"

Lu Ya's eyes widened suddenly, he pursed his lips, thinking that he could drink another big pot of fish soup, he was so moved that he almost cried: "Boss, you are so kind..."

Sun Wukong glanced at him and waved his hands impatiently: "You are too weak!"

"...It doesn't matter, hello hello, it's hello!" Lu Ya raised his voice. At first he wanted to jump, but there was too much water in his stomach, and he shook violently when he moved a little, so he had to stand still , Stretching his neck and shouting, the corners of his lips turned up unconsciously.

Really a very gentle monster.

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