Believe it or not, I'll crush you to death [Journey to the West]

Lu Ya let out a sigh of relief: "Since the great sage was born, he has never been in contact with the rules of heaven, and he has never thought of going to heaven to be an official. He was really coaxed, tricked and kidnapped by Taibai Jinxing of."

He tilted his head and sneered, "Since you are afraid and want to recruit, then you should be upright, offer good terms, and bully my great sage who doesn't understand official ranks, and use the official position of little Bi Mawen to trick him into the sky , My great saint is also true and sincere, loves his job and works hard, and raises horses responsibly, but they have troubles all their lives, dislike my great saint for being too noisy in the heavenly court, and call on all the people in the heavenly court to isolate him and not play with him!"

"Heh, I'm really drunk. They're tens of thousands of years old, and they still use tricks that three-year-olds don't even bother with. It's not a shame."

"Too noisy? Monkeys are still monkeys if they don't make noise? They ask the Great Holy Lord to calm down and calm down, why don't they ask themselves to be high instead? They are all pretending to be pretending and despising others, aren't they just trying to find fault? That is to say, our great sage is pure in heart, so he didn't see it."

Pure in heart?Sun Wukong?This is probably a cold joke!

Lu Ya didn't notice the big demon's indifferent expression at all, and continued to babble: "If you don't play, you don't play, who cares about them, our great sage returned to Huaguo Mountain, we have many friends, drinking and eating meat, I don't know how comfortable it is , but they, with the heart of a villain, always feel that the great sage is about to rebel, and it seems that they don't feel at ease if they don't put the great sage under their nose anyway. Who cares about the throne, it's not a flat peach made."

Da Yao: "..." Maybe you have misunderstood Monkey King?Would it be rare for him to make flat peaches?

The big demon felt that his thoughts were about to be led astray by the little fool, he took a deep breath: "How do you know that he is not rare, you are not a roundworm in his stomach." You don't even know him at all, even if you are yourself Standing in front of you, you must not recognize it.

"I don't know." Lu Ya frowned. How can he guess the psychology of the strong, "But I believe him."

"In the eyes of others, the Jade Emperor's seat is a symbol of supremacy and a sweet pastry, but in his eyes, it may not be as good as his stone bench in the Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave." Lu Ya smiled, " Besides, he doesn't care."

"Just like what I said, if he wanted to do it, he would have raised the flag openly, just like the Monkey King, declaring to the world that from today onwards, I will be Monkey King, the Monkey King. Whoever refuses to accept the challenge, If you are convinced, change your mouth!"

"No matter what he does, he is very open and honest. He doesn't disdain and won't make small moves behind his back. Their worries are simply superfluous."

"On the contrary, they don't dare to do anything on the surface, so many petty tricks in private, and crowding out these things behind their backs can only be regarded as trivial matters. They are so shameless that they have no ability to catch the great saint after the mask of hypocrisy is torn off. Threatening the Great Sage with the lives of tens of thousands of little monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, he is also a famous general of his generation, and he is not afraid of being drowned by the spit star."

Da Yao watched Lu Ya coldly from the sidelines. When he was emotional, his eyes could almost burst into flames. He was afraid that if he was too close, his hair would be scorched by the flames.

Lu Ya's illness did not allow him to be emotionally agitated, so he has been very Buddhist since he was a child, even if Mount Tai collapsed in front of him, he would not blink his eyes.

But as long as his male god is involved, no matter the priority of the matter, he will always get a little sick.

When he was young, his elder brother would deliberately omit some plots when telling stories, or Cao Cao would pass them on in a few words.

Even though I was angry at that time, I knew clearly that these were all fake, they were all characters and plots of novels, and they were a means of expressing artistic value, but now—Journey to the West is real, and the Great Holy Father is real It is about to be crushed under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years.

This made Lu Ya not feel unfair and heartbroken!

He wished he could travel back to the Heavenly Palace after Sun Wukong was tied to the Lingxiao Palace, and say a few words for the Great Sage, even if it might be completely useless, it would still let the Great Sage know that he is not alone , There are still people who are willing to stand behind him even if they are weak.

But now, he doesn't even know where the great saint is.

In addition to the anger, there was also a sense of sadness.

And the big demon opposite him, seeing the little fool's anxious brows and red eyes, a warm current surged in his chest.

He was a stone monkey, raised by nature. After the accident, all his friends and followers left him at the same time. There was not even a shadow of the friend who was drinking and talking. He kept saying that he would always recognize him as the little goblin of the king. They, one defection is faster than the other, and some even want to stab themselves twice to separate the relationship.

Of course, it's still impossible with their abilities, so they just talk about being brave, as if who cares about their support and slander.

He never dreamed that there would really be such a little goblin willing to speak for him.

Back then, he was directly pressed under the Five Elements Mountain by Tathagata Buddha's unclear explanation. He only felt angry, but today, listening to the little fool's analysis, he suddenly felt a little unfair and wronged. Heaven is in the palm of your hand.

He really didn't think about it carefully when it first happened, but then he was trapped in this mountain, and there was nothing else to do except to think about it over and over again.

It was a trap from the beginning of going to heaven, and the purpose was to solve him completely.This thoroughness should have ended with his death, but no one thought that he had cultivated the indestructible body of the vajra. , got piercing eyes.

But in the end, the Heavenly Court still had a trump card. They asked the Tathagata Buddha for help, and imprisoned themselves under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years. After 500 years, they would escort the eminent monk Tang Sanzang to the West to learn scriptures. Becoming a god and becoming a Buddha, but after going around such a big circle, isn't it just to let the Buddhas all over the sky in the west suppress him and take care of him?

After understanding all this, Monkey King felt that the world was so cold that he had even lost interest in this world.

Unexpectedly, there was still the surprise of an ignorant goblin who came out of nowhere.

Looking at the bright starry sky, Lu Ya said infatuatedly: "I don't know if the Great Holy Father is looking at the stars now. If so, we are looking at the same starry sky."

"But it doesn't matter if we're not watching, anyway, we are all under the same sky, and there are many opportunities to watch the stars and the moon together."

"?" People in the world don't all live under the same sky, what's there to be happy about?

Da Yao really can’t understand that Lu Ya Lu Ya came from another world, and the idol suddenly changed from a two-dimensional character to a vivid and vivid character. It was unimaginable before, but now it’s all falling from the sky, and it’s all earned. Of course To be in a happy mood, looking at him is like looking at a real fool.

"Like Monkey King very much?" Da Yao suddenly asked.

"Well, I like it very much." After soaking in the bath for a long time, Lu Ya said such an impassioned sentence, his head hurt a little, and a layer of goose bumps appeared on his body from the chill. He hugged his chest, and because of Hearing the idol's name, a surge of heat surged up with excitement, his eyes shone brighter than the brightest star that the big demon was staring at just now.

"Why do you like him?" The big demon turned his head and looked at his eyes like little flames for a long time before asking again.

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This article may not be well written, because it feels like no one is reading it.

Just treat it as self-entertainment~ Comparing my heart~