Heard that I'm a boss in the heavens?
Chapter 5 It's better to be a ghost than to be a human?
"Yan Xizhen?"
Shen Xianyi felt that the name was really familiar.He thought he had a good memory, but when he looked through the 150 years of his life records, he was sure that this name had never appeared.
what happened?Have I lost my memory?
Shen Xianyi was so sad that he pecked off two feathers because of this, when he suddenly saw a group of people walking out of the woods.
This is a caravan of more than a dozen people. They led mules, brought a large amount of goods, and came over with a windproof lantern.
The leader was a businessman with a big belly, and the dozen or so people who followed seemed to be his subordinates.
The potbellied businessman's eyes seemed to be in the sky, and he almost bumped into Yan Xizhen when he wobbled past.
Yan Xizhen flashed lightly, without letting him touch even a trace of clothes, but fell down and sat on the ground.
The businessman bumped into someone, but from the beginning to the end, he didn't even show the corner of his eye to the bumped Xiaodouding, and walked straight over.
The buddies behind him were taken aback, and one of the strong men helped Yan Xizhen up, and asked with a strong Sichuan accent: "Little baby, why are you wandering around in a deep mountain forest by yourself in the middle of the night?" Oh, it's so dangerous!"
Yan Xizhen said seriously: "Uncle, my friends and I went up the mountain to play, we got separated on the way, and now I can't find my way home."
His acting skills are so good that even Shen Xianyi almost believed it.
The man really showed a look of sympathy, and said: "You can't find the way? We didn't find the way down the mountain either! I heard that this place is not safe, it's very evil!"
Yan Xizhen said: "Really? I live nearby, so I haven't heard of it!"
The strong man said: "Little baby, it's not you, Uncle Liu, hey you, this mountain was originally a bandit village, and many girls were captured and suppressed. Later, the bandits were wiped out by the officers and soldiers, and each of the girls set up a village on the mountain." , specially grab the passing men to eat! A little doll like you, with delicate skin and tender flesh, is the easiest to suffer!"
Yan Xizhen had a frightened expression on his face, and he timidly said to the strong man, "Second Uncle Liu, is what you said true? Are there really female ghosts who cannibalize people?"
Second Uncle Liu said: "Of course it's true! Your baby is really brave. You come here to play at such a young age. Where do you live?"
Yan Xizhen said casually, "I live in Xingjiazhuang."
When Uncle Liu heard this, he said, "Xingjiazhuang? We just have to go there tomorrow, why don't you follow us all the way, safe west!"
Someone in the caravan said: "Second Liu, do you want to pick up some baggage again? It really doesn't bother you!"
Second Uncle Liu said honestly: "What's the trouble? You have to pay attention to loyalty when you come out to the world! Do you understand that good people are rewarded with good things!"
The man chuckled twice: "Good rewards, good rewards, if you had good rewards, the house would have already made a fortune."
Second Uncle Liu looked nonchalant: "Good will be rewarded with good, and evil will be rewarded with evil. It's not that there will be no reward, but the time has not yet come. You baby listen to me, you can't make a mistake."
The man laughed twice again, too lazy to talk nonsense with him.
Shen Xianyi originally thought that Zhengde Xingjun would definitely not agree to that guy's invitation to go with him all the way, but who knew that Xiao Douding would very readily take the hand that the man extended over and sat on his shoulder, sweetly. Said a thank you.
Shen Xianyi just doesn't know what glasses are, otherwise he would definitely use "surprised" to describe his mood at this time.He immediately sent a voice transmission to the secret channel: [Xingjun, why do you want to go with them? ]
Yan Xizhen: [The leader has a ghostly aura about him. ]
Shen Xianyi also felt it, but the ghostly aura was not strong, and he felt that it was not enough for Zhengde Xingjun to take action.He then said: "It doesn't look like a big ghost. ]
Yan Xizhen: [This ghost is very smart, it has probably detected us. ]
Shen Xianyi: […]
Zhengde Xingjun has turned into a small bean, and the holy light has suppressed a lot, and ordinary ghosts cannot be detected.If it really detected the existence of two people as Yan Xizhen said, this ghost probably has something to do with it.
Although he was sure that the golden light he met that day had nothing to do with ghosts, it was the responsibility of the Celestial Clan to protect mortals from ghosts after all.
Ordinary ghosts are fine, if it is a ghost that even Yan Xizhen feels the need to take action...
Shen Xianyi suddenly looked forward to seeing the ghost's true face.
As the group of people were walking, they suddenly heard a beautiful singing voice.
It was the singing voices of a group of young women, extremely clear and pleasant, although it seemed a bit ethereal in the night sky, it seemed to contain a fascinating magic power.
The group of people clearly knew that there were unclean things in the evil gate on this mountain, but for some reason, they couldn't help moving their footsteps when they heard the singing, and followed the guidance of the singing to a brightly lit attic in a daze.
The attic is made of bamboo, with a large circular arch, which is always open, with white gauze curtains dancing in the wind.
They were a group of brightly dressed women of different races, with high nose bridges and deep-set eye sockets. They sang songs and danced gracefully at the same time. There was an exotic style between their eyebrows and eyes that was different from that of Central Plains women.
When they saw guests coming from afar, they brought out exotic kumiss and warmly invited them to come in and sit down.
The caravan group came back to their senses at this time, they thought they had accidentally walked into someone's fairyland, and they were about to go in in a daze.
Yan Xizhen suddenly said: "Uncles, don't go in, it's dangerous inside."
He was kind enough to remind him, but these mortals turned around and laughed at him: "Little baby, it's a bit dangerous for you to go in, be careful that the sisters eat you~hahahaha~"
Shen Xianyi couldn't bear it any longer, he yelled twice, and pecked the nose of the sneering Yan Xizhen man twice, and the man's nose soon swelled up.He said angrily, "Damn it, stinky crow, I beat you up and ate you today."
Yan Xi really didn't speak, flicked his fingers in his sleeve, and the man's mouth suddenly couldn't open.
Silence!
Shen Xianyi almost laughed, and finally someone else got a taste of it.He circled twice in the air complacently, and yelled for a while. After the demonstration was over, he returned to Yan Xizhen's shoulder.
However, in this short period of time, except for Second Uncle Liu who was still standing next to Yan Xizhen, the group of obsessed perverts had put down their luggage one by one and rushed in.This group of people has lived at the bottom of the society for a long time, and now they are able to drink wine with a beautiful woman in their arms. They can't help but sigh that time is changing. After so many years of walking in the rivers and lakes, today can be regarded as an affair, even if it is dead, it is worth it.
Yan Xizhen sighed, and was about to go in, but Second Uncle Liu said to him: "Little baby, don't move forward."
Yan Xi was really surprised, and said to Uncle Liu: "What's wrong? Uncle Liu?"
Uncle Liu said: "This is obviously a rotten thatched hut, there are a group of lonely ghosts inside, what are they doing in there?"
Both Shen Xianyi and Yan Xizhen were surprised.In their eyes, this place is indeed a rotten thatched hut, but in the eyes of mortals without cultivation skills, what they see is the sensual, gentle and heavenly scene that the group of people just saw.
Yan Xizhen couldn't help but carefully observed the strong man in front of him, and found that there was a faint layer of evil spirit on his body. This evil spirit was not harmful, but seemed to be protecting him on the contrary.Especially the strand of hair contained in the little talisman around his neck was fighting against the surrounding aura.
... The demon race?
If the previous Shura clan was an accident, but Yan Xizhen had to be careful when he found signs of the activities of the Shura clan and the monster clan in the world one after another.
He stretched his hands slightly in his sleeves, and Second Uncle Liu stood where he was, closed his eyes, and seemed to be asleep.
Yan Xizhen walked in, and Shen Xianyi stood on his shoulder.He deliberately released a little bit of holy light, and the sensuality in the room immediately stopped.
The group of women from different races gave each other a wink, and then a woman who looked slightly older, who seemed to be the leader, came over: "Little brother, are you from the spirit race? It seems that the ghost race has never offended your spirit race." The family? How about if this is the case, we will not violate the river water, I will release your people, and you will not touch our place?"
Before Yan Xizhen could speak, Shen Xianyi had already spoken: "Not moving? Aunt, can you figure it out, how many people have you eaten here? How many more are you going to eat?"
The leading woman's complexion changed, and she said sharply: "It seems that you have to come to find fault today? Sisters, give it to me!"
Shen Xianyi said: "Send you to reincarnation!"
After speaking, he released an enchantment spell, stunned all the mortals in the room, and transformed into his real body.
Yan Xizhen stood still, with a look of surprise in his eyes, and then smiled slightly.
This Master Shen is a bit interesting.
Shen Xianyi pinched a Sanwei Zhenhuo and waved the Phoenix Feather Fan in his hand.Sanwei Zhenhuo quickly swept through the entire attic with the help of the wind.
Then he took out eight talisman seals and fired them in eight directions.
The eight talisman seals were nailed in eight different directions, forming a temporary barrier between each other, sealing all the female ghosts who decided to run away when things went wrong.
The attic suddenly became a sea of flames, and the screams of the female ghosts could be heard endlessly.
Shen Xianyi quickly drew a formation on the ground, which was the formation of reincarnation.Compared with Sanwei Zhenhuo, female ghosts seem to be more afraid of this.
"No, I won't be reincarnated!" A female ghost yelled sadly: "You burn me to death!"
How can there be people in this world who are willing to be lonely ghosts and not reincarnate?
Shen Xianyi was completely baffled, and asked, "Why?"
The female ghost screamed: "What's so good about being reincarnated! It's been tortured anyway! Our sisters are doing well here, why are you here to meddle in your own business?"
"Am I meddling?"
Shen Xianyi almost laughed out of anger, pointed to his nose and asked again: "I'm nosy?"
Are you ghost-eating people stupid?Am I meddling when I step on a horse?
"Master Shen is still talking nonsense with them, or just accept it completely."
Yan Xizhen had no intention of stepping forward to help, she actually found a place where there was no fire and put her feet up to watch the show.
The author has something to say:
Double opening can not afford to hurt ah. . .I finally pushed myself to the point of naked-running~~~ Pulling out my hair crazily!
However, I found that as long as I don't open QQ, the code word efficiency is still possible.
"Unity and Love" Small Theater:
Shen Xianyi: Why am I meddling in my own business?
Yan Xizhen: Are you glass-hearted?This sentence has been tangled for several days.
Shen Xianyi: ...I don't want to hear people say that I'm meddling in my own business!
Yan Xizhen: I know, isn’t it the same thing that happened when you were young? It’s been more than 100 years and you still remember it.
Shen Xianyi: Damn it!how do you know!
Yan Xizhen: I have all your files, do you want to see them?There is also a video version.It's wonderful.
Shen Xianyi: (O_o)[email protected]#¥%...
Yan Xizhen: What's the matter, what is it again?
Shen Xianyi: Let me die first and calm down...
Shen Xianyi felt that the name was really familiar.He thought he had a good memory, but when he looked through the 150 years of his life records, he was sure that this name had never appeared.
what happened?Have I lost my memory?
Shen Xianyi was so sad that he pecked off two feathers because of this, when he suddenly saw a group of people walking out of the woods.
This is a caravan of more than a dozen people. They led mules, brought a large amount of goods, and came over with a windproof lantern.
The leader was a businessman with a big belly, and the dozen or so people who followed seemed to be his subordinates.
The potbellied businessman's eyes seemed to be in the sky, and he almost bumped into Yan Xizhen when he wobbled past.
Yan Xizhen flashed lightly, without letting him touch even a trace of clothes, but fell down and sat on the ground.
The businessman bumped into someone, but from the beginning to the end, he didn't even show the corner of his eye to the bumped Xiaodouding, and walked straight over.
The buddies behind him were taken aback, and one of the strong men helped Yan Xizhen up, and asked with a strong Sichuan accent: "Little baby, why are you wandering around in a deep mountain forest by yourself in the middle of the night?" Oh, it's so dangerous!"
Yan Xizhen said seriously: "Uncle, my friends and I went up the mountain to play, we got separated on the way, and now I can't find my way home."
His acting skills are so good that even Shen Xianyi almost believed it.
The man really showed a look of sympathy, and said: "You can't find the way? We didn't find the way down the mountain either! I heard that this place is not safe, it's very evil!"
Yan Xizhen said: "Really? I live nearby, so I haven't heard of it!"
The strong man said: "Little baby, it's not you, Uncle Liu, hey you, this mountain was originally a bandit village, and many girls were captured and suppressed. Later, the bandits were wiped out by the officers and soldiers, and each of the girls set up a village on the mountain." , specially grab the passing men to eat! A little doll like you, with delicate skin and tender flesh, is the easiest to suffer!"
Yan Xizhen had a frightened expression on his face, and he timidly said to the strong man, "Second Uncle Liu, is what you said true? Are there really female ghosts who cannibalize people?"
Second Uncle Liu said: "Of course it's true! Your baby is really brave. You come here to play at such a young age. Where do you live?"
Yan Xizhen said casually, "I live in Xingjiazhuang."
When Uncle Liu heard this, he said, "Xingjiazhuang? We just have to go there tomorrow, why don't you follow us all the way, safe west!"
Someone in the caravan said: "Second Liu, do you want to pick up some baggage again? It really doesn't bother you!"
Second Uncle Liu said honestly: "What's the trouble? You have to pay attention to loyalty when you come out to the world! Do you understand that good people are rewarded with good things!"
The man chuckled twice: "Good rewards, good rewards, if you had good rewards, the house would have already made a fortune."
Second Uncle Liu looked nonchalant: "Good will be rewarded with good, and evil will be rewarded with evil. It's not that there will be no reward, but the time has not yet come. You baby listen to me, you can't make a mistake."
The man laughed twice again, too lazy to talk nonsense with him.
Shen Xianyi originally thought that Zhengde Xingjun would definitely not agree to that guy's invitation to go with him all the way, but who knew that Xiao Douding would very readily take the hand that the man extended over and sat on his shoulder, sweetly. Said a thank you.
Shen Xianyi just doesn't know what glasses are, otherwise he would definitely use "surprised" to describe his mood at this time.He immediately sent a voice transmission to the secret channel: [Xingjun, why do you want to go with them? ]
Yan Xizhen: [The leader has a ghostly aura about him. ]
Shen Xianyi also felt it, but the ghostly aura was not strong, and he felt that it was not enough for Zhengde Xingjun to take action.He then said: "It doesn't look like a big ghost. ]
Yan Xizhen: [This ghost is very smart, it has probably detected us. ]
Shen Xianyi: […]
Zhengde Xingjun has turned into a small bean, and the holy light has suppressed a lot, and ordinary ghosts cannot be detected.If it really detected the existence of two people as Yan Xizhen said, this ghost probably has something to do with it.
Although he was sure that the golden light he met that day had nothing to do with ghosts, it was the responsibility of the Celestial Clan to protect mortals from ghosts after all.
Ordinary ghosts are fine, if it is a ghost that even Yan Xizhen feels the need to take action...
Shen Xianyi suddenly looked forward to seeing the ghost's true face.
As the group of people were walking, they suddenly heard a beautiful singing voice.
It was the singing voices of a group of young women, extremely clear and pleasant, although it seemed a bit ethereal in the night sky, it seemed to contain a fascinating magic power.
The group of people clearly knew that there were unclean things in the evil gate on this mountain, but for some reason, they couldn't help moving their footsteps when they heard the singing, and followed the guidance of the singing to a brightly lit attic in a daze.
The attic is made of bamboo, with a large circular arch, which is always open, with white gauze curtains dancing in the wind.
They were a group of brightly dressed women of different races, with high nose bridges and deep-set eye sockets. They sang songs and danced gracefully at the same time. There was an exotic style between their eyebrows and eyes that was different from that of Central Plains women.
When they saw guests coming from afar, they brought out exotic kumiss and warmly invited them to come in and sit down.
The caravan group came back to their senses at this time, they thought they had accidentally walked into someone's fairyland, and they were about to go in in a daze.
Yan Xizhen suddenly said: "Uncles, don't go in, it's dangerous inside."
He was kind enough to remind him, but these mortals turned around and laughed at him: "Little baby, it's a bit dangerous for you to go in, be careful that the sisters eat you~hahahaha~"
Shen Xianyi couldn't bear it any longer, he yelled twice, and pecked the nose of the sneering Yan Xizhen man twice, and the man's nose soon swelled up.He said angrily, "Damn it, stinky crow, I beat you up and ate you today."
Yan Xi really didn't speak, flicked his fingers in his sleeve, and the man's mouth suddenly couldn't open.
Silence!
Shen Xianyi almost laughed, and finally someone else got a taste of it.He circled twice in the air complacently, and yelled for a while. After the demonstration was over, he returned to Yan Xizhen's shoulder.
However, in this short period of time, except for Second Uncle Liu who was still standing next to Yan Xizhen, the group of obsessed perverts had put down their luggage one by one and rushed in.This group of people has lived at the bottom of the society for a long time, and now they are able to drink wine with a beautiful woman in their arms. They can't help but sigh that time is changing. After so many years of walking in the rivers and lakes, today can be regarded as an affair, even if it is dead, it is worth it.
Yan Xizhen sighed, and was about to go in, but Second Uncle Liu said to him: "Little baby, don't move forward."
Yan Xi was really surprised, and said to Uncle Liu: "What's wrong? Uncle Liu?"
Uncle Liu said: "This is obviously a rotten thatched hut, there are a group of lonely ghosts inside, what are they doing in there?"
Both Shen Xianyi and Yan Xizhen were surprised.In their eyes, this place is indeed a rotten thatched hut, but in the eyes of mortals without cultivation skills, what they see is the sensual, gentle and heavenly scene that the group of people just saw.
Yan Xizhen couldn't help but carefully observed the strong man in front of him, and found that there was a faint layer of evil spirit on his body. This evil spirit was not harmful, but seemed to be protecting him on the contrary.Especially the strand of hair contained in the little talisman around his neck was fighting against the surrounding aura.
... The demon race?
If the previous Shura clan was an accident, but Yan Xizhen had to be careful when he found signs of the activities of the Shura clan and the monster clan in the world one after another.
He stretched his hands slightly in his sleeves, and Second Uncle Liu stood where he was, closed his eyes, and seemed to be asleep.
Yan Xizhen walked in, and Shen Xianyi stood on his shoulder.He deliberately released a little bit of holy light, and the sensuality in the room immediately stopped.
The group of women from different races gave each other a wink, and then a woman who looked slightly older, who seemed to be the leader, came over: "Little brother, are you from the spirit race? It seems that the ghost race has never offended your spirit race." The family? How about if this is the case, we will not violate the river water, I will release your people, and you will not touch our place?"
Before Yan Xizhen could speak, Shen Xianyi had already spoken: "Not moving? Aunt, can you figure it out, how many people have you eaten here? How many more are you going to eat?"
The leading woman's complexion changed, and she said sharply: "It seems that you have to come to find fault today? Sisters, give it to me!"
Shen Xianyi said: "Send you to reincarnation!"
After speaking, he released an enchantment spell, stunned all the mortals in the room, and transformed into his real body.
Yan Xizhen stood still, with a look of surprise in his eyes, and then smiled slightly.
This Master Shen is a bit interesting.
Shen Xianyi pinched a Sanwei Zhenhuo and waved the Phoenix Feather Fan in his hand.Sanwei Zhenhuo quickly swept through the entire attic with the help of the wind.
Then he took out eight talisman seals and fired them in eight directions.
The eight talisman seals were nailed in eight different directions, forming a temporary barrier between each other, sealing all the female ghosts who decided to run away when things went wrong.
The attic suddenly became a sea of flames, and the screams of the female ghosts could be heard endlessly.
Shen Xianyi quickly drew a formation on the ground, which was the formation of reincarnation.Compared with Sanwei Zhenhuo, female ghosts seem to be more afraid of this.
"No, I won't be reincarnated!" A female ghost yelled sadly: "You burn me to death!"
How can there be people in this world who are willing to be lonely ghosts and not reincarnate?
Shen Xianyi was completely baffled, and asked, "Why?"
The female ghost screamed: "What's so good about being reincarnated! It's been tortured anyway! Our sisters are doing well here, why are you here to meddle in your own business?"
"Am I meddling?"
Shen Xianyi almost laughed out of anger, pointed to his nose and asked again: "I'm nosy?"
Are you ghost-eating people stupid?Am I meddling when I step on a horse?
"Master Shen is still talking nonsense with them, or just accept it completely."
Yan Xizhen had no intention of stepping forward to help, she actually found a place where there was no fire and put her feet up to watch the show.
The author has something to say:
Double opening can not afford to hurt ah. . .I finally pushed myself to the point of naked-running~~~ Pulling out my hair crazily!
However, I found that as long as I don't open QQ, the code word efficiency is still possible.
"Unity and Love" Small Theater:
Shen Xianyi: Why am I meddling in my own business?
Yan Xizhen: Are you glass-hearted?This sentence has been tangled for several days.
Shen Xianyi: ...I don't want to hear people say that I'm meddling in my own business!
Yan Xizhen: I know, isn’t it the same thing that happened when you were young? It’s been more than 100 years and you still remember it.
Shen Xianyi: Damn it!how do you know!
Yan Xizhen: I have all your files, do you want to see them?There is also a video version.It's wonderful.
Shen Xianyi: (O_o)[email protected]#¥%...
Yan Xizhen: What's the matter, what is it again?
Shen Xianyi: Let me die first and calm down...
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