Heard that I'm a boss in the heavens?
Chapter 18 Chapter 18
Rong Xiu stood in the hurricane, standing in the air, his loose robe was blown up and down by the wind, making a hunting sound.
There was no fear on his face, but with a perverted playfulness and appreciation.
"Zhengde Xingjun is worthy of being the ancient god of war, and his concentration is very good. Can he still maintain his sanity after being hit by Snake Manluo? As far as I know, the Tianling clan should have no resistance to this... It seems that I underestimated it. You should not be merciful, and should be used on you without any drop."
Rong Xiu stared at Yan Xizhen's slightly flushed cheeks and lustrous eyes, licked his lips ambiguously, his eyes wandered: "...by then, she will definitely be more beautiful than now."
Shen Xianyi couldn't bear this the most, he struggled in vain, and shouted loudly: "Fart, fart, you little bastard dare to move a finger on him, I will definitely make you look good!"
Rong Xiu chuckled, and said, "You want me to look good? I'm right here, you can let your horse come here. Otherwise, just stay there honestly and watch how I make your Xingjun..."
Before the words fell, Yan Xi's true sword intent had arrived.
Rong Xiu's figure flashed, and a smile appeared on the corner of his lips.He likes to play this kind of game of cat and mouse, Yan Xi really disdained to play with him before, but now he finally waits for the opportunity, he wants to play it well enough to earn money, and then do what he really wants to do.
Of course, there is a reason for Rong Xiu to be so arrogant in front of Yan Xizhen.He is definitely not the kind of impatient pervert who dares to roll up his sleeves and bow hard as soon as his thigh is slapped.
He has absolute confidence in fighting against the Spirit Race.
After the birth of the Six Paths, the spirit power of the Spirit Race has an overwhelming advantage among most races, but it is naturally restrained by the power of the Shura. It will be difficult to operate, and it can only exert half of its own strength, or even less.
Especially for races at the level of the two of them, the higher the spiritual power, the more they are suppressed.
He took advantage of this to get infinitely close to Yan Xizhen, the person he had coveted for a long time.
After millions of years of cultivation, he thought that Shura power had advanced to the pure state, even if ten spirit races like Yan Xizhen stood in front of him, he could still give it a go.
Thinking of this, Rong Xiu gently avoided Yan Xizhen's sword, went around behind him, and reached out to touch Yan Xizhen's earlobe.
The earlobe is pink and tender, and it looks delicious at first glance. I wonder if it will be abnormally sensitive?If so, it's really superb...
Rong Xiu stretched out his hand recklessly while thinking, but the moment he was about to touch it, Yan Xizhen's holy light bounced him out, flying far away, and finally stopped his figure in the air.
Shen Xianyi laughed and said, "What's wrong with Shura Hall? It's windy outside, so you can't stand still? You're so weak, why don't you go home and make up your body!"
Rong Xiu said angrily: "Shut up!" After speaking, he leaned forward and went up again.
Yan Xizhen had experienced Tiangang Zhenqi before, but it was definitely not as powerful as it is today. Was this intensive training specifically for the Shura clan?
He quickly rejected the previous idea.Shura's ability to restrain the spirit race is innate, no matter how much it is trained, it is useless.
A possibility that he absolutely did not want to face suddenly popped up in Rong Xiu's mind: Could it be that Yan Xi's strength is several times that of his own?
Before Rong Xiu recovered from the shock, Yan Xizhen's sword had already touched his throat, and with a little more force, it could pass through the throat, and the blood splashed on the spot.
He had to retreat quickly to deal with the tip of the sword that was constantly approaching his throat.
It is really impossible for Yan Xi to do this on weekdays, because Rong Xiu is the Shura Palace after all, no matter how much Yan Xi really hates him, he can't easily move him and stir up disputes in the five realms.But today, Yan Xizhen's sanity seemed to have been eroded by something, and there was an unconcealable hatred in his eyes, and he stabbed straight at Rongxiu's throat mercilessly.
"stop!"
The one who made this sound was neither Rong Xiu nor the fourth person, but Shen Xianyi who was tied to the stone.
With this sword, the Five Realms will be in chaos. Seeing that the peace for millions of years is about to be shattered by the sword, Shen Xianyi hopes that Rong Xiu will die quickly, but he can't let Yan Xizhen made a big mistake because of impulsiveness.
Yan Xizhen stopped when he heard the sound, and looked at Shen Xianyi with a little confusion.
Shen Xianyi once again shamelessly pretended to be the object he was so jealous of.He calmed down and said, "Xizhen, come here."
Yan Xi really heard it, and turned her eyes around the two of them, but didn't move.
Shen Xian shifted his mind and said that this move is not going to work anymore, but seeing Yan Xizhen contemplate for a while, he finally put away his sword and came towards him.
After the fierce struggle just now, Yan Xizhen's flushed complexion has gradually returned to normal, but there is still some dullness in her eyes.He landed beside Shen Xianyi, pointing at the phantom lock and said: "Let him go."
Rong Xiu's crimson eyes flickered, as if he was unwilling, but he still let go of the chains wrapped around Shen Xianyi's body.
Yan Xizhen quickly picked up the clothes on the side, covered Shen Xianyi's body, turned her head and said, "Put it on."
Shen Xianyi sat up dawdly, thinking that you had already seen all of them a while ago, why are you so awkward now.
He looked at his body wonderingly.The lines are smooth, the muscles are well-proportioned, and the skin is delicate and smooth, not at all like a person over 100 years old.He took a closer look and felt that his figure was still good, so he shouldn't be disgusted by others.
On this side, Shen Xianyi was putting on his clothes, while on the other side, Yan Xizhen said coldly to Shura Hall who was staying in the air: "Rong Xiu, I will pay back the debt at that time one day. "
Rong Xiu smiled and said, "Get it back? How do you plan to get it?"
Yan Xi really forbearance said: "One day."
After speaking, pulling Shen Xianyi up, Yu Jian was about to leave.
Rong Xiu looked at the figures of the two in silence, and said coolly: "Just wait. The Five Realms will soon be unstable."
Hearing these words, Shen Xianyi's heart skipped a beat.
Yan Xizhen turned around and said, "What do you mean?"
Rong Xiu sneered, turned around and disappeared.
As soon as Rong Xiu left, Shen Xianyi took advantage of Yan Xi's unpreparedness and jumped into Xingxiu Lake with a splash.
"Master Shen!"
Yan Xizhen was taken aback by him, and she was relieved when she saw Shen Xianyi floating up, spitting bubbles while swimming on her back.
"Come on, come down and cool off! Look at me, will you?"
Shen Xianyi floated on the water, showing off his skills.
Yan Xizhen jumped down when he heard the words, and found that the water of Xingxiu Lake was really cool and comfortable, not like a place in the sea of flames.
There are dots of fluorescent lights on the bottom of the lake, as well as magnificent reefs of various colors, and there are even many thin swimming fish gnawing on their toes.
Shen Xianyi's clothes were messed up, and he floated up when he was floated by the water.Seeing the situation, this group of little things took the opportunity to come up and nibble on his bare back, laughing so hard that he almost sank.
Yan Xi really grabbed him, originally wanted to lift him up, but accidentally used too much force, and pulled him into his arms.
When their eyes met, both of them felt slightly embarrassed.
Shen Xianyi coughed and cleared his throat, and said, "Why didn't you agree when I called you just now? Did you recognize it?"
Yan Xi said, "Yes."
Shen Xianyi thought, it seems that he and Xuanyue Xingjun are not so similar.can still be distinguished.
Thinking of this, he asked curiously: "How did you recognize it? Is it because he has moles on his face? Or is his voice not as elegant as mine?"
Yan Xizhen looked at him, a little funny.He said: "Neither. He...he didn't call me like that. "
"what?"
Shen Xianyi didn't expect this to be the reason, and asked: "Then why did he call you? Little Xingxing? Xiao Zhenzhen? Or Xiao Xixi?"
Yan Xi really took a look at him: "Not at all."
"What is that? Could it be Xiao Yanyan? Hey, don't go." Shen Xian moved anxiously, and chased after him, "If you don't say it, I'll call it casually from now on, don't blame me if it doesn't sound good. Small……"
Before the last two words came out, Yan Xizhen suddenly said: "Yan Lu."
"Ah?" Shen Xian moved.
Yan Xi looked at him with clear and shallow eyes, and the water waves at the bottom of Xingxiu Lake were rippling in his eyes.
"Yan Lu." He said.
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"Yan Lu, have you finished your mother-in-law's homework?"
As soon as Shuxi entered the classroom, he quickly sat next to Yan Lu: "Quickly copy it for me."
Yan Lu took out his homework slowly and threw it on the Shuxi table: "What's the matter, didn't you do it again? Did you fish again last night?"
"No, I was busy yesterday."
"Busy fishing?"
Shuxi was amused: "While co-authoring, in your eyes, I will fish for fish?"
Yan Lu smiled and said: "Not only that, but also touching crabs, bird eggs, rabbit nests, and tiger butts. In my opinion, there is nothing in this world that you dare not touch."
When Shuxi heard it, the hand copying homework stopped: "Wrong. There are still things I dare not touch."
"Oh?"
Yan Lu raised an eyebrow, teasingly said: "Under the whole world, there are things that you Shuxi dare not touch?"
Shuxi looked at him, suppressed a smile and said, "Grandma's ass."
Yan Lu snorted: "If you dare to touch it, I will be the first to kill you."
The mother-in-law they mentioned is Nuwa, the ancestor of human beings.
Nuwa's appearance had already been finalized in her youth, very young, with dark hair and cloudy temples.Probably to establish prestige, let everyone call themselves mother-in-law.
At this time, our beautiful mother-in-law was already standing at the door of the classroom, with an uneasy expression on her face, transmitting voice to Shuxi.
[Do you also want to touch my old woman's ass?Punishment to stand. ]
The sound and image reached Shuxi's ears and eyes at the same time, and Shuxi was so frightened that he fell off the table holding the book.
Shuxi couldn't be more happy with the physical work of being punished to stand. He spent a whole morning joking and joking with a few female practitioners in the back row of the classroom, and finally managed to attract the attention of his mother-in-law, who was punished again. Clean up the classroom after school.
Yan Lu hid on the wisteria tree, inexplicably looking at Shuxi who came out swinging the mop with a happy face, and didn't understand why he was so happy after being punished.
"Yan Lu, are you waiting for me?"
Shuxi finally put away the wet mop - put it directly into his schoolbag.
"What are you waiting for? I'm just bored. I'll go back after playing."
Yan Lu looked at his hiding place, and jumped down from the wisteria tree surrounded by flowers and vines, not understanding how he saw himself.
He looked at Shuxi's schoolbag for a while, and finally asked: "The homework assigned today is a talisman seal. Are you sure the talisman paper inside is still usable?"
Shuxi glanced at the schoolbag, it was already soaked.He laughed and said, "It's fine if you can't use it. There's another reason not to hand in homework tomorrow."
Yan Lu was a little speechless to him, and said in a bad mood: "Proficiency in business is more than diligence and playfulness, you will be beaten if you lag behind like this."
Shuxi finally put away his smiling face, pretending to be angry and said: "I said Yan Lu, you old man Gui Geng? Why are you always so old-fashioned and want to be beaten."
"Then do you want to beat me?" Yan Lu patted the sword on his waist, and glanced at him, "I have already contracted the sword bearer."
"Hey!" Shuxi was finally poked at the pain point, and said angrily, "I have already practiced it too! It's just that my mother-in-law won't give it to me!"
Yan Lu said: "Isn't it because you always fail the culture class? Can't you take the exam well?"
Shuxi thought for a while, and said: "Okay. Then next time I will tell my mother-in-law that if I pass the exam, she will give me the sword."
Yan Lu said: "Yes. I'll help you with this matter."
Shuxi was amused, and gave him a hard shot.
"Okay, Yan Lu, that's interesting! My mother-in-law likes you the most. Go ahead and tell me. I think this matter will probably be settled. By the way, what name do you plan to name the saber?"
"How about Kuanglan?"
Yan Lu likes challenges, and the peaceful life makes him feel boring.Since it is so boring, the name of the sword should be more exciting.
"Hahahaha, why isn't it called Liwan?"
Shuxi smiled like a flower, obviously disapproving of this name, although he also used the word "Lan" when he chose the word for himself.
Yan Lu frowned: "It's too earthy. Since you like it, then your sword should be called Liwan."
Shuxi chuckled happily: "Hey, don't say it, I will call Liwan when I get Jianzhen, if you don't believe me, just wait."
Yan Lu rolled his eyes at him, and was about to speak, when he suddenly heard a voice like a warbler coming from behind.
"Book Creek!"
The two stopped, and when Yan Lu saw Mo Xue coming, he immediately understood what Shuxi was happy about just now.
"Shuxi, can you lend me your talisman pen?"
Moxue is recognized as a beautiful woman among her mother-in-law's students, and she is also of the same family as her mother-in-law. She has excellent grades in all aspects. Many fellow practitioners hope to talk to her so that they can get her advice.But this girl seems to be difficult to please, she doesn't like to talk to anyone, but she likes to pester Shuxi, and Shuxi has an expression of not refusing to come, Yan Lu can often see the two of them fighting fiercely.
Among her mother-in-law's students, Shuxi is a very unique person.He often dozed off in theory classes, but in practice he was better than anyone else. He got excellent in alchemy, weapon refining, and body training.Especially for the talisman seal, the scrap rate of the drawing is almost zero, which makes the mother-in-law love and hate, and the fellow practitioners despise and envy.
However, his prodigal character is especially attractive to girls, which has attracted the jealousy of many fellow practitioners.
As soon as Moxue came, Yan Lu found an excuse to leave first.
When Moxue saw it, she took Shuxi to the back mountain to catch grasshoppers.
Naturally, Shuxi didn't do his homework the next day, so he continued to be punished.
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"When will you change it?"
Yan Lu was lying in the tree house on the wisteria, and said to Shuxi sullenly.
This tree house was built secretly by the two of them. It was hidden in the formation, and the hidden formation flags were planted around it, so it would not be easy to be discovered.And the formation around the tree house was arranged by two people, and it can only be opened by the combined strength of the two.
In fact, there is nothing special in the tree house, but the two of them like to study some new things in it. Today is Tiangang gossip, and tomorrow is Wuqi formation. They think these things are nothing. Once they take them out, they will It caused a fight among the fellow practitioners, and the last two simply stored the things in the tree house and did not allow anyone to see them.
"Change what?"
Shuxi was holding a root of grass in his mouth, with one leg resting on the window string and the other dangling in the air.Because the sky and the earth have not been separated, the scenery outside will not change all the year round, it will always be a muddy sky and a black land.
"Your bad habits."
Yan Lu closed his eyes, put his hands on his face, and said casually.
Shuxi jumped out of the window and lay down next to Yan Lu: "What bad habit? Why don't I think I have any bad habits?"
"The bad habit of not going home in time after school." Yan Lu said sullenly.
"Home" is actually a very small house. Innate spiritual beings like them don't need to eat. They only need to meditate every day to absorb the spiritual energy around them to maintain their survival and improve their skills.However, due to the relationship between one's own comprehension and soul power, even with the same resources, the quality of each person is still uneven.
The "homes" of Yan Lu and Shuxi are very close, and Yan Lu can often see from the window of his home that Shuxi has not returned after finishing meditation.
"Why do you go back? You can absorb spiritual energy without meditating. Besides, no one is waiting for me. Going back is no different from staying in the mountains." Shuxi looked at Yan Lu's side face and couldn't help but use grass blades Go scratch him.
Yan Lu stopped talking, pushed aside the blades of grass, and stood up.
"what happened?"
Seeing that he didn't seem very happy, Shuxi stood up and said, "Who is making Mr. Yan unhappy again? Tell him, and I'll take care of him."
Yan Lu looked out the window thoughtfully, opened his mouth, but still didn't speak for a while.
Shuxi scratched his head and said: "I see, it must be that guy Zhang Wen, I saw him throwing grass and snakes into your alchemy furnace a few days ago, and I beat him up, this damn boy is crying He begged me to let him go. Did he throw something again? Huh, I knew it. It seems that the blow is still light. You wait, I will catch him for you, and you teach him yourself."
Yan Lu stopped him: "No, there is nothing in my pill furnace. It's not about this."
"No? That must be Zeng Xiaomeng. This little bastard is so mean. He sees that you have good grades and is popular with female nuns, and spreads bad things about you everywhere. I don't like him a long time ago. I'm going now..."
Yan Lu said helplessly, "That's not the case either."
Now Shuxi was completely at a loss.
"It's not that, it's not that, what the hell is it? Give me an accurate answer!"
Yan Lu contemplated for a long time and wanted to tell him that I was actually waiting for you every day, but in the end he was disturbed by this kid, so he didn't say anything.
"It's okay, just pretend I didn't say anything." Yan Lu said.
The author has something to say:
"Unity and Love" small theater:
Shen Xianyi: I won't have a role in the next chapter, so sad.
Yan Xizhen: How come?You are always there.
Shen Xianyi: That was me countless lives ago.
Yan Xizhen: No matter how many lifetimes, you are you and never change.
There was no fear on his face, but with a perverted playfulness and appreciation.
"Zhengde Xingjun is worthy of being the ancient god of war, and his concentration is very good. Can he still maintain his sanity after being hit by Snake Manluo? As far as I know, the Tianling clan should have no resistance to this... It seems that I underestimated it. You should not be merciful, and should be used on you without any drop."
Rong Xiu stared at Yan Xizhen's slightly flushed cheeks and lustrous eyes, licked his lips ambiguously, his eyes wandered: "...by then, she will definitely be more beautiful than now."
Shen Xianyi couldn't bear this the most, he struggled in vain, and shouted loudly: "Fart, fart, you little bastard dare to move a finger on him, I will definitely make you look good!"
Rong Xiu chuckled, and said, "You want me to look good? I'm right here, you can let your horse come here. Otherwise, just stay there honestly and watch how I make your Xingjun..."
Before the words fell, Yan Xi's true sword intent had arrived.
Rong Xiu's figure flashed, and a smile appeared on the corner of his lips.He likes to play this kind of game of cat and mouse, Yan Xi really disdained to play with him before, but now he finally waits for the opportunity, he wants to play it well enough to earn money, and then do what he really wants to do.
Of course, there is a reason for Rong Xiu to be so arrogant in front of Yan Xizhen.He is definitely not the kind of impatient pervert who dares to roll up his sleeves and bow hard as soon as his thigh is slapped.
He has absolute confidence in fighting against the Spirit Race.
After the birth of the Six Paths, the spirit power of the Spirit Race has an overwhelming advantage among most races, but it is naturally restrained by the power of the Shura. It will be difficult to operate, and it can only exert half of its own strength, or even less.
Especially for races at the level of the two of them, the higher the spiritual power, the more they are suppressed.
He took advantage of this to get infinitely close to Yan Xizhen, the person he had coveted for a long time.
After millions of years of cultivation, he thought that Shura power had advanced to the pure state, even if ten spirit races like Yan Xizhen stood in front of him, he could still give it a go.
Thinking of this, Rong Xiu gently avoided Yan Xizhen's sword, went around behind him, and reached out to touch Yan Xizhen's earlobe.
The earlobe is pink and tender, and it looks delicious at first glance. I wonder if it will be abnormally sensitive?If so, it's really superb...
Rong Xiu stretched out his hand recklessly while thinking, but the moment he was about to touch it, Yan Xizhen's holy light bounced him out, flying far away, and finally stopped his figure in the air.
Shen Xianyi laughed and said, "What's wrong with Shura Hall? It's windy outside, so you can't stand still? You're so weak, why don't you go home and make up your body!"
Rong Xiu said angrily: "Shut up!" After speaking, he leaned forward and went up again.
Yan Xizhen had experienced Tiangang Zhenqi before, but it was definitely not as powerful as it is today. Was this intensive training specifically for the Shura clan?
He quickly rejected the previous idea.Shura's ability to restrain the spirit race is innate, no matter how much it is trained, it is useless.
A possibility that he absolutely did not want to face suddenly popped up in Rong Xiu's mind: Could it be that Yan Xi's strength is several times that of his own?
Before Rong Xiu recovered from the shock, Yan Xizhen's sword had already touched his throat, and with a little more force, it could pass through the throat, and the blood splashed on the spot.
He had to retreat quickly to deal with the tip of the sword that was constantly approaching his throat.
It is really impossible for Yan Xi to do this on weekdays, because Rong Xiu is the Shura Palace after all, no matter how much Yan Xi really hates him, he can't easily move him and stir up disputes in the five realms.But today, Yan Xizhen's sanity seemed to have been eroded by something, and there was an unconcealable hatred in his eyes, and he stabbed straight at Rongxiu's throat mercilessly.
"stop!"
The one who made this sound was neither Rong Xiu nor the fourth person, but Shen Xianyi who was tied to the stone.
With this sword, the Five Realms will be in chaos. Seeing that the peace for millions of years is about to be shattered by the sword, Shen Xianyi hopes that Rong Xiu will die quickly, but he can't let Yan Xizhen made a big mistake because of impulsiveness.
Yan Xizhen stopped when he heard the sound, and looked at Shen Xianyi with a little confusion.
Shen Xianyi once again shamelessly pretended to be the object he was so jealous of.He calmed down and said, "Xizhen, come here."
Yan Xi really heard it, and turned her eyes around the two of them, but didn't move.
Shen Xian shifted his mind and said that this move is not going to work anymore, but seeing Yan Xizhen contemplate for a while, he finally put away his sword and came towards him.
After the fierce struggle just now, Yan Xizhen's flushed complexion has gradually returned to normal, but there is still some dullness in her eyes.He landed beside Shen Xianyi, pointing at the phantom lock and said: "Let him go."
Rong Xiu's crimson eyes flickered, as if he was unwilling, but he still let go of the chains wrapped around Shen Xianyi's body.
Yan Xizhen quickly picked up the clothes on the side, covered Shen Xianyi's body, turned her head and said, "Put it on."
Shen Xianyi sat up dawdly, thinking that you had already seen all of them a while ago, why are you so awkward now.
He looked at his body wonderingly.The lines are smooth, the muscles are well-proportioned, and the skin is delicate and smooth, not at all like a person over 100 years old.He took a closer look and felt that his figure was still good, so he shouldn't be disgusted by others.
On this side, Shen Xianyi was putting on his clothes, while on the other side, Yan Xizhen said coldly to Shura Hall who was staying in the air: "Rong Xiu, I will pay back the debt at that time one day. "
Rong Xiu smiled and said, "Get it back? How do you plan to get it?"
Yan Xi really forbearance said: "One day."
After speaking, pulling Shen Xianyi up, Yu Jian was about to leave.
Rong Xiu looked at the figures of the two in silence, and said coolly: "Just wait. The Five Realms will soon be unstable."
Hearing these words, Shen Xianyi's heart skipped a beat.
Yan Xizhen turned around and said, "What do you mean?"
Rong Xiu sneered, turned around and disappeared.
As soon as Rong Xiu left, Shen Xianyi took advantage of Yan Xi's unpreparedness and jumped into Xingxiu Lake with a splash.
"Master Shen!"
Yan Xizhen was taken aback by him, and she was relieved when she saw Shen Xianyi floating up, spitting bubbles while swimming on her back.
"Come on, come down and cool off! Look at me, will you?"
Shen Xianyi floated on the water, showing off his skills.
Yan Xizhen jumped down when he heard the words, and found that the water of Xingxiu Lake was really cool and comfortable, not like a place in the sea of flames.
There are dots of fluorescent lights on the bottom of the lake, as well as magnificent reefs of various colors, and there are even many thin swimming fish gnawing on their toes.
Shen Xianyi's clothes were messed up, and he floated up when he was floated by the water.Seeing the situation, this group of little things took the opportunity to come up and nibble on his bare back, laughing so hard that he almost sank.
Yan Xi really grabbed him, originally wanted to lift him up, but accidentally used too much force, and pulled him into his arms.
When their eyes met, both of them felt slightly embarrassed.
Shen Xianyi coughed and cleared his throat, and said, "Why didn't you agree when I called you just now? Did you recognize it?"
Yan Xi said, "Yes."
Shen Xianyi thought, it seems that he and Xuanyue Xingjun are not so similar.can still be distinguished.
Thinking of this, he asked curiously: "How did you recognize it? Is it because he has moles on his face? Or is his voice not as elegant as mine?"
Yan Xizhen looked at him, a little funny.He said: "Neither. He...he didn't call me like that. "
"what?"
Shen Xianyi didn't expect this to be the reason, and asked: "Then why did he call you? Little Xingxing? Xiao Zhenzhen? Or Xiao Xixi?"
Yan Xi really took a look at him: "Not at all."
"What is that? Could it be Xiao Yanyan? Hey, don't go." Shen Xian moved anxiously, and chased after him, "If you don't say it, I'll call it casually from now on, don't blame me if it doesn't sound good. Small……"
Before the last two words came out, Yan Xizhen suddenly said: "Yan Lu."
"Ah?" Shen Xian moved.
Yan Xi looked at him with clear and shallow eyes, and the water waves at the bottom of Xingxiu Lake were rippling in his eyes.
"Yan Lu." He said.
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"Yan Lu, have you finished your mother-in-law's homework?"
As soon as Shuxi entered the classroom, he quickly sat next to Yan Lu: "Quickly copy it for me."
Yan Lu took out his homework slowly and threw it on the Shuxi table: "What's the matter, didn't you do it again? Did you fish again last night?"
"No, I was busy yesterday."
"Busy fishing?"
Shuxi was amused: "While co-authoring, in your eyes, I will fish for fish?"
Yan Lu smiled and said: "Not only that, but also touching crabs, bird eggs, rabbit nests, and tiger butts. In my opinion, there is nothing in this world that you dare not touch."
When Shuxi heard it, the hand copying homework stopped: "Wrong. There are still things I dare not touch."
"Oh?"
Yan Lu raised an eyebrow, teasingly said: "Under the whole world, there are things that you Shuxi dare not touch?"
Shuxi looked at him, suppressed a smile and said, "Grandma's ass."
Yan Lu snorted: "If you dare to touch it, I will be the first to kill you."
The mother-in-law they mentioned is Nuwa, the ancestor of human beings.
Nuwa's appearance had already been finalized in her youth, very young, with dark hair and cloudy temples.Probably to establish prestige, let everyone call themselves mother-in-law.
At this time, our beautiful mother-in-law was already standing at the door of the classroom, with an uneasy expression on her face, transmitting voice to Shuxi.
[Do you also want to touch my old woman's ass?Punishment to stand. ]
The sound and image reached Shuxi's ears and eyes at the same time, and Shuxi was so frightened that he fell off the table holding the book.
Shuxi couldn't be more happy with the physical work of being punished to stand. He spent a whole morning joking and joking with a few female practitioners in the back row of the classroom, and finally managed to attract the attention of his mother-in-law, who was punished again. Clean up the classroom after school.
Yan Lu hid on the wisteria tree, inexplicably looking at Shuxi who came out swinging the mop with a happy face, and didn't understand why he was so happy after being punished.
"Yan Lu, are you waiting for me?"
Shuxi finally put away the wet mop - put it directly into his schoolbag.
"What are you waiting for? I'm just bored. I'll go back after playing."
Yan Lu looked at his hiding place, and jumped down from the wisteria tree surrounded by flowers and vines, not understanding how he saw himself.
He looked at Shuxi's schoolbag for a while, and finally asked: "The homework assigned today is a talisman seal. Are you sure the talisman paper inside is still usable?"
Shuxi glanced at the schoolbag, it was already soaked.He laughed and said, "It's fine if you can't use it. There's another reason not to hand in homework tomorrow."
Yan Lu was a little speechless to him, and said in a bad mood: "Proficiency in business is more than diligence and playfulness, you will be beaten if you lag behind like this."
Shuxi finally put away his smiling face, pretending to be angry and said: "I said Yan Lu, you old man Gui Geng? Why are you always so old-fashioned and want to be beaten."
"Then do you want to beat me?" Yan Lu patted the sword on his waist, and glanced at him, "I have already contracted the sword bearer."
"Hey!" Shuxi was finally poked at the pain point, and said angrily, "I have already practiced it too! It's just that my mother-in-law won't give it to me!"
Yan Lu said: "Isn't it because you always fail the culture class? Can't you take the exam well?"
Shuxi thought for a while, and said: "Okay. Then next time I will tell my mother-in-law that if I pass the exam, she will give me the sword."
Yan Lu said: "Yes. I'll help you with this matter."
Shuxi was amused, and gave him a hard shot.
"Okay, Yan Lu, that's interesting! My mother-in-law likes you the most. Go ahead and tell me. I think this matter will probably be settled. By the way, what name do you plan to name the saber?"
"How about Kuanglan?"
Yan Lu likes challenges, and the peaceful life makes him feel boring.Since it is so boring, the name of the sword should be more exciting.
"Hahahaha, why isn't it called Liwan?"
Shuxi smiled like a flower, obviously disapproving of this name, although he also used the word "Lan" when he chose the word for himself.
Yan Lu frowned: "It's too earthy. Since you like it, then your sword should be called Liwan."
Shuxi chuckled happily: "Hey, don't say it, I will call Liwan when I get Jianzhen, if you don't believe me, just wait."
Yan Lu rolled his eyes at him, and was about to speak, when he suddenly heard a voice like a warbler coming from behind.
"Book Creek!"
The two stopped, and when Yan Lu saw Mo Xue coming, he immediately understood what Shuxi was happy about just now.
"Shuxi, can you lend me your talisman pen?"
Moxue is recognized as a beautiful woman among her mother-in-law's students, and she is also of the same family as her mother-in-law. She has excellent grades in all aspects. Many fellow practitioners hope to talk to her so that they can get her advice.But this girl seems to be difficult to please, she doesn't like to talk to anyone, but she likes to pester Shuxi, and Shuxi has an expression of not refusing to come, Yan Lu can often see the two of them fighting fiercely.
Among her mother-in-law's students, Shuxi is a very unique person.He often dozed off in theory classes, but in practice he was better than anyone else. He got excellent in alchemy, weapon refining, and body training.Especially for the talisman seal, the scrap rate of the drawing is almost zero, which makes the mother-in-law love and hate, and the fellow practitioners despise and envy.
However, his prodigal character is especially attractive to girls, which has attracted the jealousy of many fellow practitioners.
As soon as Moxue came, Yan Lu found an excuse to leave first.
When Moxue saw it, she took Shuxi to the back mountain to catch grasshoppers.
Naturally, Shuxi didn't do his homework the next day, so he continued to be punished.
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"When will you change it?"
Yan Lu was lying in the tree house on the wisteria, and said to Shuxi sullenly.
This tree house was built secretly by the two of them. It was hidden in the formation, and the hidden formation flags were planted around it, so it would not be easy to be discovered.And the formation around the tree house was arranged by two people, and it can only be opened by the combined strength of the two.
In fact, there is nothing special in the tree house, but the two of them like to study some new things in it. Today is Tiangang gossip, and tomorrow is Wuqi formation. They think these things are nothing. Once they take them out, they will It caused a fight among the fellow practitioners, and the last two simply stored the things in the tree house and did not allow anyone to see them.
"Change what?"
Shuxi was holding a root of grass in his mouth, with one leg resting on the window string and the other dangling in the air.Because the sky and the earth have not been separated, the scenery outside will not change all the year round, it will always be a muddy sky and a black land.
"Your bad habits."
Yan Lu closed his eyes, put his hands on his face, and said casually.
Shuxi jumped out of the window and lay down next to Yan Lu: "What bad habit? Why don't I think I have any bad habits?"
"The bad habit of not going home in time after school." Yan Lu said sullenly.
"Home" is actually a very small house. Innate spiritual beings like them don't need to eat. They only need to meditate every day to absorb the spiritual energy around them to maintain their survival and improve their skills.However, due to the relationship between one's own comprehension and soul power, even with the same resources, the quality of each person is still uneven.
The "homes" of Yan Lu and Shuxi are very close, and Yan Lu can often see from the window of his home that Shuxi has not returned after finishing meditation.
"Why do you go back? You can absorb spiritual energy without meditating. Besides, no one is waiting for me. Going back is no different from staying in the mountains." Shuxi looked at Yan Lu's side face and couldn't help but use grass blades Go scratch him.
Yan Lu stopped talking, pushed aside the blades of grass, and stood up.
"what happened?"
Seeing that he didn't seem very happy, Shuxi stood up and said, "Who is making Mr. Yan unhappy again? Tell him, and I'll take care of him."
Yan Lu looked out the window thoughtfully, opened his mouth, but still didn't speak for a while.
Shuxi scratched his head and said: "I see, it must be that guy Zhang Wen, I saw him throwing grass and snakes into your alchemy furnace a few days ago, and I beat him up, this damn boy is crying He begged me to let him go. Did he throw something again? Huh, I knew it. It seems that the blow is still light. You wait, I will catch him for you, and you teach him yourself."
Yan Lu stopped him: "No, there is nothing in my pill furnace. It's not about this."
"No? That must be Zeng Xiaomeng. This little bastard is so mean. He sees that you have good grades and is popular with female nuns, and spreads bad things about you everywhere. I don't like him a long time ago. I'm going now..."
Yan Lu said helplessly, "That's not the case either."
Now Shuxi was completely at a loss.
"It's not that, it's not that, what the hell is it? Give me an accurate answer!"
Yan Lu contemplated for a long time and wanted to tell him that I was actually waiting for you every day, but in the end he was disturbed by this kid, so he didn't say anything.
"It's okay, just pretend I didn't say anything." Yan Lu said.
The author has something to say:
"Unity and Love" small theater:
Shen Xianyi: I won't have a role in the next chapter, so sad.
Yan Xizhen: How come?You are always there.
Shen Xianyi: That was me countless lives ago.
Yan Xizhen: No matter how many lifetimes, you are you and never change.
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