Heard that I'm a boss in the heavens?
Chapter 13 Chapter 13
As soon as Fang Daxian ran away, the people around immediately dispersed, and they all ran back to their respective rooms, looking at the little guy in red shivering.
"It's over, Fang Daxian has nothing to do with him, and our village will not be troubled by him."
"Yeah, this child looks so cute, why is he a goblin?"
"What's cute? How can a normal person run around with a crow? In my opinion, it must be at least a thousand-year-old goblin, and his skills are deep!"
Yan Xizhen's ears are excellent, she didn't go out to refute the rumors when she heard these rumors, she sat calmly at Aunt Liu's house and waited for "Fang Daxian" to bring his master to her door.
That Fang Daxian looked like a layman at first glance. There were traces of walking corpses everywhere in this village. A layman alone couldn't raise such a strong wind or create such a big wave.
Yan Xizhen sat in the house and got to know the situation with Erbao, and probably understood why there were so many walking corpses in this village suddenly.
According to Er Bao's account, this group of walking corpses started wreaking havoc not long after Fang Daxian appeared.
Those who bought his talisman water at a large price would not be attacked by walking corpses at home.If you don't buy it, like theirs, you still have to spend money to keep it safe in the end.
A sensible person can understand as soon as they hear it, most of these walking corpses were brought to the village by the master of the "Fang Daxian".Shen Xianyi snorted, this person is really black-hearted who only makes money from poor people.
Yan Xizhen used his spiritual power to walk around on Erbao's father and elder brother, and the poison of the corpse subsided.The two breathed steadily, and lay quietly on the bed with Erbao's mother.
Yan Xizhen sat down, put Shen Xianyi on the window sill, and took out a small stick that she had prepared long ago to tease Shen Xianyi to play with.
Shen Xianyi was very resistant to this at first, but recently he was addicted to being teased by Yan Xi, jumping left and right to be proud of pecking the little stick.
Yan Xizhen deliberately made him unable to peck, Shen Xianyi became anxious, his claws almost jumped onto Yan Xizhen's hand.
The two of them are here playing this kind of childish game endlessly.Suddenly, I saw a black, dirty little hand reaching out, holding a dry gray flour cake on it.
"Man of God, eat bread."
Er Bao blinked his big eyes and looked at Yan Xizhen with special admiration.
Yan Xizhen put down the little stick, and let Shen Xianyi throw the little stick back and forth as if he had captured some kind of trophy.
He stretched out his hand and touched Erbao's head, and said, "I'm not a man of gods, you can call me Brother Xizhen."
Erbao nodded: "Brother Xizhen eats cakes."
Yan Xizhen took the cake and weighed it.The cake was hard and dry, but Er Bao ate it like a delicacy.
He waved his sleeves, conjured up a table of delicacies, and said, "Er Treasure, eat this."
Er Bao looked at the delicious food on the table and was very happy. He would eat this and that.He grabbed a few pig ears with dry, thin hands and hid them in his bosom.
Yan Xi said, "What's wrong? Are these not enough?"
Er Bao shook his head: "No, Er Bao wants to leave some for A Niang to eat. Brother Xizhen will always leave, Er Bao wants to leave some food for A Niang and Eldest Brother."
Yan Xi was really taken aback, he didn't expect this child to think so far, and his heart felt a little sour.He patted Erbao's head again: "Erbao is so good, Erbao will definitely be successful in the future. When you are successful in the future, don't forget about this, and don't forget that you came out of this place , do you hear me?"
Erbao nodded: "I heard! I remember, Brother Xizhen!"
Yan Xizhen raised the corners of her lips again, and scratched Erbao's little nose.Shen Xianyi looked at the curve of his lips from such a close distance, and couldn't help feeling a little dazed.
Suddenly there was a burst of shouting outside the door.
Shen Xianyi flew to the newly repaired window, and it turned out that the group of villagers took all kinds of improvised weapons, knocked on the ground, and came to shout again.
"Little goblin, come out!"
"Release the second treasure!"
"come out!"
"Come out! If we don't come out, we will rush in!"
Yan Xizhen got up slowly, bypassed a rotten egg that was thrown at him, and said to "Fang Daxian", "Has Daxian Fang figured out a way to subdue me?"
Fang Daxian was triumphant, and said to the villagers who were carrying a broken sedan chair behind him: "Don't let my master down yet?"
Shen Xianyi couldn't help but groaned, thinking who is this, what a big battle, my Xingjun is still standing here, how dare you sit in the sedan chair and show off your might.Thinking of this, he flew directly over and grabbed the top of the sedan chair.
The villagers who carried the sedan chair only felt that the shoulders were loosened, and the sedan chair went directly to ashes, dust to dust, and disintegrated.
The man inside did have some skills, in just a short while, he had already flew out of the shattered sedan chair into the sky, and he didn't even fall down.
The man turned around in the air, landed firmly on a fairy sword, and looked down at the earth with his hands behind his back in the moonlight, with a somewhat haughty posture.
"Ah, the gods have appeared!" A villager shouted.
The villagers who were stupefied looking around reacted one after another, and knelt down: "I beg the gods to keep Gaomiao Village safe!"
"Yes, yes, God bless us, God bless us!"
Shen Xianyi watched the group of people keep kowtowing to that person, and suddenly became angry.
Oh, this Renfei is a fairy, and our Xing Junfei is a goblin, you idiots, no wonder you were sold and paid for it!
Er Bao didn't know when he ran out of the house, hid behind Yan Xizhen and shouted: "This person is not a fairy, he is a liar!"
Erbao was born as an idiot, which was well known in Gaomiao Village.How can a fool believe what he says?Immediately, some villagers came up and pulled him away, saying, "Er Bao, don't you want to die? Your mother died at his hands, have you forgotten?"
Er Bao struggled vigorously and said, "Let go of me, my mother is not dead! She is lying in the room! She will wake up in a while!"
The man sighed, and said: "This child is so pitiful, his father has become like that, and now his mother is dead, hey, what a crime!"
Er Bao bit the man's hand hard: "You fart, your mother died! My mother is alive and well, don't curse her!"
The man was in pain, he let go with an ouch, and cursed: "You really don't know what to do, I'm kind enough to help you, don't blame us if you get eaten by a goblin in a while!"
However, at this moment, Aunt Liu, who was rumored to be "dead", came out holding the door frame.
"Who said I was dead?"
There was another commotion all around.Some said that Aunt Liu was cured, and some said that the corpse was fraudulent, and there was an uproar.
At this time, Er Bao's father and elder brother also woke up, and the whole family, including the old and the young, knelt down to Yan Xizhen: "Thank you God for saving my life!"
"Wow, his house has recovered?"
"Could it be that the talisman water bought earlier has worked?"
"No, it's that child who is kneeling, not the one in the sky..."
There were more whispers below, and it reached Fang Daxian's ears.The man's face immediately turned ugly: "What are you talking about, what are you talking about! Talk nonsense with this again, and be careful that I will let the gourd ghost bite you!"
As soon as this remark came out, everyone fell silent.
At this moment, Yan Xizhen, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said leisurely: "You actually let go of the 'gourd ghost' in the village."
Only then did Fang Daxian realize that he had slipped his tongue, and immediately denied it: "Fart, fart, I never said that, you kid, stop talking nonsense, please."
Yan Xi said coolly, "Really?"
Standing on Yan Xizhen's shoulder watching the excitement, Shen Xianyi received a look from his master at this moment, and immediately understood.He flew up suddenly and headed towards the person in the air.As soon as that person saw it, he immediately used his sword and talisman to attack Shen Xianyi.
That man is just a half-baked foundation builder, as if he came from some immortal family.Because of the lack of money to spend, I came up with such a bad move.During the day, he pretends to be a student in the aristocratic family to practice Taoism, and at night, he comes out to drive away the corpses to earn extra money.After tasting the sweetness, I have already set my sights on the next point, and I am ready to go to the next village after this wave of harvesting.
Maybe he was unlucky, he met Shen Xianyi and Yan Xizhen.Before taking two moves, he was defeated by Shen Xianyi.No, claws.
Shen Xianyi quickly restrained the half-baked Second Generation Ancestor, and threw the man onto the sand, creating a human-shaped pit.
All the villagers saw it, ah, is this okay?Scattered and fled.
Yan Xizhen casually picked up a person who couldn't run, and with a flick of his sleeve, the rotten flesh on that person's leg that had been eroded by the corpse's poison disappeared and returned to its original appearance.
The man kept exclaiming at first, and then suddenly found that he had been dead for a long time, and his leg that was ready to be amputated was healed, and he was very surprised.After staring at Yan Xi for a long time, he ran away trembling.
Yan Xizhen and Shen Xianyi sat at Erbao's house for a while, explained some things to them, and then they were about to leave with the second ancestor of the Xianmen family and Fang Daxian, when they suddenly heard someone knock on the door.
Er Bao opened the door and saw that it was the man who had been healed by Yan Xi who brought the villagers to the door one after another.
"God, it's the little ones who don't know Taishan, and mistake the villain for a good person!"
"God, please save our family, he is worse than Erbao's father, we can hardly control him!"
"Yes, Immortal, you have a wonderful hand to rejuvenate, and you are benevolent and benevolent. Please help us!"
Yan Xizhen said with a cold face: "If you don't know people clearly, you have to suffer on your own."
When the villagers heard it, they thought it was over, and they all cried and mourned.Yan Xi said again, "Why don't you send everyone here?"
Immediately, each family returned to their own homes one after another, helping the sick and alienated, those who could be supported, and those who could not be supported.
Yan Xi really didn't bother, he treated them one by one, while Shen Xianyi nagged and educated them.
For example, polish your tricks, real gods don't take money from ordinary people, and liars have written on their foreheads that I am a god, and they will scold them in different ways.
One came in and scolded, but he still nodded and bowed and said yes again and again.
When Yan Xi really sent the last person out, Shen Xianyi was so tired that he lay down on the table.
Yan Xi laughed and said: [Why do you think you are more tired than me? ]
Shen Xianyi: [Of course, talking requires not only physical effort, but also mental effort. It is naturally more difficult to educate them like me without repeating a sentence. ]
Yan Xizhen patted his little head like a reward: [Thank you, Master Shen. ]
The little hands were soft and waxy, and Shen Xianyi felt a burst of relief from the beginning to the end.His neck trembled as if electrified, and he shamelessly stretched his head over: [Touch again. ]
Yan Xizhen sneered, but did not fulfill his wish.He stood up and said to the people in the room: "Farewell, take care."
Erbao's family sent it out reluctantly, and bowed to the little figure that was drifting away.
Later, I heard that a senior official came out of Gaomiao Village. This senior official made a golden statue for the village. Teased a golden crow, but that was many years later.
The author has something to say:
Recently updated daily, the update time is random.The inspiration came too suddenly, Baji just fell like this.
"Unity and Love" small theater (continued from the previous chapter):
Second Generation Ancestor: Why are you so panicked?
Fang Daxian: Master, someone bullied me!
Second Generation Ancestor: Who is so bold?
Shen Xianyi: It's me.
Second Generation Ancestor: Who are you?How dare someone bully me?
Shen Xianyi: Who are you, how dare you use an ax in front of Grandpa Shen?
Second generation ancestor: You are so bold, look at the sword!
Shen Xianyi (moving her little paw): I read it.Then what?
The Second Patriarch: Father, help!
Shen Xianyi: ...
"It's over, Fang Daxian has nothing to do with him, and our village will not be troubled by him."
"Yeah, this child looks so cute, why is he a goblin?"
"What's cute? How can a normal person run around with a crow? In my opinion, it must be at least a thousand-year-old goblin, and his skills are deep!"
Yan Xizhen's ears are excellent, she didn't go out to refute the rumors when she heard these rumors, she sat calmly at Aunt Liu's house and waited for "Fang Daxian" to bring his master to her door.
That Fang Daxian looked like a layman at first glance. There were traces of walking corpses everywhere in this village. A layman alone couldn't raise such a strong wind or create such a big wave.
Yan Xizhen sat in the house and got to know the situation with Erbao, and probably understood why there were so many walking corpses in this village suddenly.
According to Er Bao's account, this group of walking corpses started wreaking havoc not long after Fang Daxian appeared.
Those who bought his talisman water at a large price would not be attacked by walking corpses at home.If you don't buy it, like theirs, you still have to spend money to keep it safe in the end.
A sensible person can understand as soon as they hear it, most of these walking corpses were brought to the village by the master of the "Fang Daxian".Shen Xianyi snorted, this person is really black-hearted who only makes money from poor people.
Yan Xizhen used his spiritual power to walk around on Erbao's father and elder brother, and the poison of the corpse subsided.The two breathed steadily, and lay quietly on the bed with Erbao's mother.
Yan Xizhen sat down, put Shen Xianyi on the window sill, and took out a small stick that she had prepared long ago to tease Shen Xianyi to play with.
Shen Xianyi was very resistant to this at first, but recently he was addicted to being teased by Yan Xi, jumping left and right to be proud of pecking the little stick.
Yan Xizhen deliberately made him unable to peck, Shen Xianyi became anxious, his claws almost jumped onto Yan Xizhen's hand.
The two of them are here playing this kind of childish game endlessly.Suddenly, I saw a black, dirty little hand reaching out, holding a dry gray flour cake on it.
"Man of God, eat bread."
Er Bao blinked his big eyes and looked at Yan Xizhen with special admiration.
Yan Xizhen put down the little stick, and let Shen Xianyi throw the little stick back and forth as if he had captured some kind of trophy.
He stretched out his hand and touched Erbao's head, and said, "I'm not a man of gods, you can call me Brother Xizhen."
Erbao nodded: "Brother Xizhen eats cakes."
Yan Xizhen took the cake and weighed it.The cake was hard and dry, but Er Bao ate it like a delicacy.
He waved his sleeves, conjured up a table of delicacies, and said, "Er Treasure, eat this."
Er Bao looked at the delicious food on the table and was very happy. He would eat this and that.He grabbed a few pig ears with dry, thin hands and hid them in his bosom.
Yan Xi said, "What's wrong? Are these not enough?"
Er Bao shook his head: "No, Er Bao wants to leave some for A Niang to eat. Brother Xizhen will always leave, Er Bao wants to leave some food for A Niang and Eldest Brother."
Yan Xi was really taken aback, he didn't expect this child to think so far, and his heart felt a little sour.He patted Erbao's head again: "Erbao is so good, Erbao will definitely be successful in the future. When you are successful in the future, don't forget about this, and don't forget that you came out of this place , do you hear me?"
Erbao nodded: "I heard! I remember, Brother Xizhen!"
Yan Xizhen raised the corners of her lips again, and scratched Erbao's little nose.Shen Xianyi looked at the curve of his lips from such a close distance, and couldn't help feeling a little dazed.
Suddenly there was a burst of shouting outside the door.
Shen Xianyi flew to the newly repaired window, and it turned out that the group of villagers took all kinds of improvised weapons, knocked on the ground, and came to shout again.
"Little goblin, come out!"
"Release the second treasure!"
"come out!"
"Come out! If we don't come out, we will rush in!"
Yan Xizhen got up slowly, bypassed a rotten egg that was thrown at him, and said to "Fang Daxian", "Has Daxian Fang figured out a way to subdue me?"
Fang Daxian was triumphant, and said to the villagers who were carrying a broken sedan chair behind him: "Don't let my master down yet?"
Shen Xianyi couldn't help but groaned, thinking who is this, what a big battle, my Xingjun is still standing here, how dare you sit in the sedan chair and show off your might.Thinking of this, he flew directly over and grabbed the top of the sedan chair.
The villagers who carried the sedan chair only felt that the shoulders were loosened, and the sedan chair went directly to ashes, dust to dust, and disintegrated.
The man inside did have some skills, in just a short while, he had already flew out of the shattered sedan chair into the sky, and he didn't even fall down.
The man turned around in the air, landed firmly on a fairy sword, and looked down at the earth with his hands behind his back in the moonlight, with a somewhat haughty posture.
"Ah, the gods have appeared!" A villager shouted.
The villagers who were stupefied looking around reacted one after another, and knelt down: "I beg the gods to keep Gaomiao Village safe!"
"Yes, yes, God bless us, God bless us!"
Shen Xianyi watched the group of people keep kowtowing to that person, and suddenly became angry.
Oh, this Renfei is a fairy, and our Xing Junfei is a goblin, you idiots, no wonder you were sold and paid for it!
Er Bao didn't know when he ran out of the house, hid behind Yan Xizhen and shouted: "This person is not a fairy, he is a liar!"
Erbao was born as an idiot, which was well known in Gaomiao Village.How can a fool believe what he says?Immediately, some villagers came up and pulled him away, saying, "Er Bao, don't you want to die? Your mother died at his hands, have you forgotten?"
Er Bao struggled vigorously and said, "Let go of me, my mother is not dead! She is lying in the room! She will wake up in a while!"
The man sighed, and said: "This child is so pitiful, his father has become like that, and now his mother is dead, hey, what a crime!"
Er Bao bit the man's hand hard: "You fart, your mother died! My mother is alive and well, don't curse her!"
The man was in pain, he let go with an ouch, and cursed: "You really don't know what to do, I'm kind enough to help you, don't blame us if you get eaten by a goblin in a while!"
However, at this moment, Aunt Liu, who was rumored to be "dead", came out holding the door frame.
"Who said I was dead?"
There was another commotion all around.Some said that Aunt Liu was cured, and some said that the corpse was fraudulent, and there was an uproar.
At this time, Er Bao's father and elder brother also woke up, and the whole family, including the old and the young, knelt down to Yan Xizhen: "Thank you God for saving my life!"
"Wow, his house has recovered?"
"Could it be that the talisman water bought earlier has worked?"
"No, it's that child who is kneeling, not the one in the sky..."
There were more whispers below, and it reached Fang Daxian's ears.The man's face immediately turned ugly: "What are you talking about, what are you talking about! Talk nonsense with this again, and be careful that I will let the gourd ghost bite you!"
As soon as this remark came out, everyone fell silent.
At this moment, Yan Xizhen, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said leisurely: "You actually let go of the 'gourd ghost' in the village."
Only then did Fang Daxian realize that he had slipped his tongue, and immediately denied it: "Fart, fart, I never said that, you kid, stop talking nonsense, please."
Yan Xi said coolly, "Really?"
Standing on Yan Xizhen's shoulder watching the excitement, Shen Xianyi received a look from his master at this moment, and immediately understood.He flew up suddenly and headed towards the person in the air.As soon as that person saw it, he immediately used his sword and talisman to attack Shen Xianyi.
That man is just a half-baked foundation builder, as if he came from some immortal family.Because of the lack of money to spend, I came up with such a bad move.During the day, he pretends to be a student in the aristocratic family to practice Taoism, and at night, he comes out to drive away the corpses to earn extra money.After tasting the sweetness, I have already set my sights on the next point, and I am ready to go to the next village after this wave of harvesting.
Maybe he was unlucky, he met Shen Xianyi and Yan Xizhen.Before taking two moves, he was defeated by Shen Xianyi.No, claws.
Shen Xianyi quickly restrained the half-baked Second Generation Ancestor, and threw the man onto the sand, creating a human-shaped pit.
All the villagers saw it, ah, is this okay?Scattered and fled.
Yan Xizhen casually picked up a person who couldn't run, and with a flick of his sleeve, the rotten flesh on that person's leg that had been eroded by the corpse's poison disappeared and returned to its original appearance.
The man kept exclaiming at first, and then suddenly found that he had been dead for a long time, and his leg that was ready to be amputated was healed, and he was very surprised.After staring at Yan Xi for a long time, he ran away trembling.
Yan Xizhen and Shen Xianyi sat at Erbao's house for a while, explained some things to them, and then they were about to leave with the second ancestor of the Xianmen family and Fang Daxian, when they suddenly heard someone knock on the door.
Er Bao opened the door and saw that it was the man who had been healed by Yan Xi who brought the villagers to the door one after another.
"God, it's the little ones who don't know Taishan, and mistake the villain for a good person!"
"God, please save our family, he is worse than Erbao's father, we can hardly control him!"
"Yes, Immortal, you have a wonderful hand to rejuvenate, and you are benevolent and benevolent. Please help us!"
Yan Xizhen said with a cold face: "If you don't know people clearly, you have to suffer on your own."
When the villagers heard it, they thought it was over, and they all cried and mourned.Yan Xi said again, "Why don't you send everyone here?"
Immediately, each family returned to their own homes one after another, helping the sick and alienated, those who could be supported, and those who could not be supported.
Yan Xi really didn't bother, he treated them one by one, while Shen Xianyi nagged and educated them.
For example, polish your tricks, real gods don't take money from ordinary people, and liars have written on their foreheads that I am a god, and they will scold them in different ways.
One came in and scolded, but he still nodded and bowed and said yes again and again.
When Yan Xi really sent the last person out, Shen Xianyi was so tired that he lay down on the table.
Yan Xi laughed and said: [Why do you think you are more tired than me? ]
Shen Xianyi: [Of course, talking requires not only physical effort, but also mental effort. It is naturally more difficult to educate them like me without repeating a sentence. ]
Yan Xizhen patted his little head like a reward: [Thank you, Master Shen. ]
The little hands were soft and waxy, and Shen Xianyi felt a burst of relief from the beginning to the end.His neck trembled as if electrified, and he shamelessly stretched his head over: [Touch again. ]
Yan Xizhen sneered, but did not fulfill his wish.He stood up and said to the people in the room: "Farewell, take care."
Erbao's family sent it out reluctantly, and bowed to the little figure that was drifting away.
Later, I heard that a senior official came out of Gaomiao Village. This senior official made a golden statue for the village. Teased a golden crow, but that was many years later.
The author has something to say:
Recently updated daily, the update time is random.The inspiration came too suddenly, Baji just fell like this.
"Unity and Love" small theater (continued from the previous chapter):
Second Generation Ancestor: Why are you so panicked?
Fang Daxian: Master, someone bullied me!
Second Generation Ancestor: Who is so bold?
Shen Xianyi: It's me.
Second Generation Ancestor: Who are you?How dare someone bully me?
Shen Xianyi: Who are you, how dare you use an ax in front of Grandpa Shen?
Second generation ancestor: You are so bold, look at the sword!
Shen Xianyi (moving her little paw): I read it.Then what?
The Second Patriarch: Father, help!
Shen Xianyi: ...
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