Demon King's Bather

Although there is still a difficult way to go to "indescribable" indoor sports with his partner, His Royal Highness the Demon King is still very satisfied to sleep on the same bed with his partner as he wished.

Especially after winter, worrying that His Highness the Demon King would roll around at night and catch cold, Yu Chunlai removed the cat litter on the bed, and slept with His Royal Highness in his arms every day. The warm kang made it hard to get up.

Yu Chunlai patted His Royal Highness the Demon King who was sleeping soundly on his chest, and he was also a little lazy with the mentality of "from now on, the king will not go to court early", licking his own cat, let others cry!

For those who have difficulty getting up seasonally in winter, Maodong, the biggest difficulty is not wanting to get up and cook!

Fortunately, Yu Chunlai had already made preparations. After eating every night, taking advantage of the time to digest, he threw the big bones that were picked out into the big pot, and added some local nourishing herbs to stew. The next morning, Put the soaked white rice into the bone soup and stew it into a large pot of thick meat porridge. At this time, the bone marrow inside the big bones and the muscles and bones outside are all stewed and melted into the rice porridge. Sprinkle some more before serving Coarse salt and dried chives dried in summer, the taste is absolutely amazing!

After eating meat porridge for more than ten days, the monsters clearly felt their stomachs rounded, and even the cubs at home ate smooth and smooth, their little faces were flushed, and they were as tough as the wolf demon Xiaobai. It is even more rare that it is raised a bit during the snow season!

This is really rare.

You know, the annual snow season is the most difficult season for the monsters in the Great Barren Mountain, especially the wild little monsters. There is a lack of food, hunting is difficult, and even firewood for heating is not easy to get. Usually after a heavy snowfall, there will be A few frail little demons died of cold and starvation, but those who survived by chance had dull coats and skinny bones in the beginning of spring.

But this year, everything has changed.

Since Yu Chunlai, this half-demon came to the Great Barren Mountain, not only did he bring fresh cooking methods, so that the cubs could also eat nutritious food, even big monsters like them benefited a lot. Stewed into bone soup in this way, you can have a full meal with a little rice grain, which can't be more amazing.

What's more, this year Yu Chunlai also taught them to use the resources of monks hunting in the mountains to kidnap and blackmail, ahem, although it is more troublesome than killing directly, the rewards are huge. In previous years, the corpses of those monks were only It can be thrown on the garbage mountain. When the food is plentiful, even the little demon will not eat this rotten meat.But this year, although they had wasted some energy when kidnapping people, the ransom they extorted afterwards made all the monsters smile.

Originally, the opening of the mountain gate once every three years was the time when the monsters were most afraid and angry, but now, all the monsters wished that they could open the mountain gate once a year, so maybe they would soon be able to save enough money for retirement Woolen cloth.Look at this year, in just a few days, the monsters who participated in the kidnapping, each monster was given at least 3000 taels of silver. If they were all replaced with rice grains, they could fill more than a dozen caves, enough for them to eat several times. years.

There are also those dried vegetables. In the summer, Yu Chunlai asked them to help dry the vegetables. Everyone was still a little dissatisfied. What do you think these grasses are worth tossing about?

However, it wasn't until the mountains were covered by heavy snow that they suddenly realized that since they added soaked and chopped dried vegetables to their meals, all their monsters have not been constipated for a long time...

These humble "weeds" actually have such magical effects?

Not to mention the banshee, even the male monsters couldn't help but think, starting from the beginning of spring next year, they will work hard to dry vegetables and save up a little more, so that the cubs can eat more.

They were wrong this year, because they were lazy and didn’t dry too many dried vegetables, and they dried them so-so. The wild vegetables couldn't be chewed at all, and the cubs stuffed them between their teeth after eating. It's all their fault!

Seeing Yu Chunlai pick the cubs' teeth slowly with a needle, the monsters in charge of hunting were furious, and couldn't help but beat up the monsters in charge of drying vegetables !Let you be lazy!I didn't listen to Boss Yu's words, but I almost choked the cubs to death by watching your dried vegetables.

"It's the first time to dry vegetables. It's normal not to be familiar with them." Yu Chunlai smiled and waved his hands, "The wild vegetables in Dahuangshan are indeed too rough. Let's go to weancangshan in the spring of next year. I have seen them." , those thorny shoots are very good wild vegetables, pick them up and put them in boiling water to remove the bitterness, dry them and store them, it is most suitable for making wild vegetable minced meat soup for the cubs in winter."

"Xiaoyu, how do you know so much? It looks like a cub that has just grown up." Lang Yaohong hugged the heavy little sister Xiaohua, and chatted with Yu Chunlai while grooming her daughter.The cub Xiaohua ate a lot this winter and did little exercise. The whole ball of fur was heavy and shiny.

"Reading. In our place, the cubs are about to start reading when they are very young, um, about five years old. There are many useful things in the book, such as recipes for teaching people to cook, and knowledge about wild vegetables. There are illustrations, and there are even books on how to teach people how to raise chickens, pigs and fish."

"It's really nice where you are... It's a pity that we can't find a school in the Great Barren Mountains." Lang Yaohong sighed enviously, only after having cubs did he know that what parents want for their children will never be satisfied, and there is little food to eat. When wearing clothes, I hope that the cubs at home can eat enough and wear warm clothes. When the food and clothing are satisfied, I want the children to be like those mortal cubs outside the mountain. They can go to school and learn a few words. Outside, let alone the school, I'm afraid even those old gentlemen who can read will not dare to come.

"Speaking of which, I just remembered that my aunt's husband, that is, His Royal Highness the Regent, didn't he give me the title deeds of several hills? Those hills are all connected together, and it is said that there are also some hills inhabited nearby. Min, I thought, why don't we go there after the spring of next year? If possible, we can find a village with a large population to set up a school. In this way, in the future, as long as our little demons in the Great Barren Mountain can transform into forms, You can go there to study, don’t ask for knowledge, it’s good to know a few more characters.”

"That's right! Literacy is the most important thing! Don't go down the mountain and be fooled by those cunning mortals." Wolf Yaohong nodded repeatedly. Their younger sister Xiaohua will be a powerful monster in the future, and she always has to go down the mountain to practice. Woolen cloth?

but--

"If you go to the school at the foot of the mountain, it will be very troublesome to meet those monks who hunt monsters. Otherwise, you can pick them up every day." Wolf Yaohong looked at her father-in-law Hui, who immediately said that he would definitely pick up his precious daughter to school in person.

"Don't worry about this. I've thought about it too. I can adjust your work at that time. If there are cubs studying down the mountain, try to arrange them in the purchasing team, so that you can send the cubs to school when you go down the mountain to buy every day. When you come back, you can bring the cub along the way."

"We also need to arrange a few monsters in the school to watch over them, to guard against someone stealing the cubs!" Xiong Jingmi reminded shrewdly.

"That's natural! The school is full of cubs. If you think about it, you know that those monks who hunt monsters will find ways to steal the cubs when they find out."

"Ah! If only there were literate monsters in our Great Barren Mountain who could run schools." A bird demon who just laid an egg sighed.

"Wait! A literate monster? That's right, why didn't I think of it?" Yu Chunlai stood up excitedly, ran to the kang, took out a pen and paper from the small drawer of the kang table, and wrote a letter to Bai Ling himself. Letter, let a bird demon who is familiar with the way out of the mountain help to send it to the inn outside the mountain, which is an intelligence base of the regent. Before leaving, this cheap uncle once gave himself an iron token, saying that he would like to After contacting my aunt, I can send someone to deliver a letter to this inn directly. It is much faster and more secretive than an ordinary inn.

"Xiaoyu, you, what good idea did you come up with?" Wolf Yaohong looked at him.

"Hey~~ Why didn't I think of it earlier? I'm so stupid!" Thinking of the idea he just came up with, Yu Chunlai almost wanted to give himself a hundred likes.

"I heard from my aunt before that many cultivation families at the foot of the mountain like to raise banshees, so there are many sects that specialize in the business of taming monsters. These people really deserve to die, but, in order to cater to the preferences of some customers, They will also select some smart monsters and let them read and write, learn some piano, chess, calligraphy and painting to please the benefactor."

"These monks are really hateful!"

"So, we can spend a sum of money to buy back the literate monsters domesticated by the monks!" Yu Chunlai clenched his fists, "Anyway, they are sold on the left and right, as long as the price is right, we can sell them to others." What's the difference between those monks and those who sold it to us?"

"Xiaoyu, do you want to buy back those captured monsters?" Wolf Yaohong's eyes lit up.

"Yeah! Why not? The demon taming monks want to make money, so let's give them money~ After those monsters are bought back, no matter where they came from before, they come to the Great Barren Mountain, they are the monsters of our Great Barren Mountain, these monsters Most of the beasts have skills, some can read and write, some can play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and some can sing, dance and play music. We can set up a bigger school in Dahuangshan. When the time comes, the cubs can learn whatever they want What, it’s right at the door of our house, so don’t worry about encountering a monk hunting demons!”

"There is also a hunting course!" Wolf Demon Hui added.

"You also need to learn how to sew clothes, especially the female cubs. When they grow up, they will make clothes for their own cubs."

"There is also a cooking class. It is best for all the cubs to learn it. They will start a family and start a business in the future. With their own partner and cubs, they can no longer go out to buy food all day long."

"You have the nerve to say that? I don't even know how to stew bone soup, and I want the cub to learn it? You should learn it first!"

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The monsters have opened the door to a new world, and they totally agree with the idea of ​​spending money to buy monsters as teachers!

As for why buy instead of redeem?

The monsters said that they were not familiar with the monsters that were captured and sold, so why should they spend money to redeem them?

It's good to buy it back, and imitate those mortals to sign a contract of sale. When the time comes, if you dare to disobey, you will be beaten to death!