Demon King's Bather

Having been secretly kissed by a stupid slave, His Royal Highness the Demon King was a little bit proud besides being shy, and when the complacency was over, there was only deep resentment and dissatisfaction left in his heart.

The stupid slave loves him so much, it must be because he can't wait to consummate the house with him, right?

But now that he is like this, he is obviously still a cub, how can he drill the cave and double cultivate with the stupid slave?

With his little dick the size of a caterpillar now?

His Royal Highness the Demon King felt so sad that he couldn't help but put his fluffy head on the pad.

It's better to live than to die!

The windy season in the Great Barren Mountains seems to have nothing to do with the outside of the mountain. The crisp and refreshing autumn of Cangshan Mountain is just the right time to collect firewood for the winter. Yu Chunlai has been busy teaching everyone how to make backpacks and gloves these days, while greeting the male monsters. Together, we cut down the stunted young trees on the mountain and prepared to use them for burning charcoal.

Burning charcoal is a very hard job. When Yu Chunlai used to watch stalls and was bored, he saw a reality show of wilderness survival where several stars were sent to the mountains to burn charcoal. The process is so complicated. He used to think that burning charcoal was just throwing firewood into the fire.

After watching the reality show, I realized that there are so many specialties in burning charcoal. Simply put, charcoal can be burned if you want to.

Take the charcoal kiln for example. The general charcoal kiln is dug along the mountain. The household use is about two or three cubic meters in size, and it can hold about 1000 catties of charcoal on one side against the mountain.

The wood used for burning charcoal is also very particular. Generally, raw wood is used, and it is best to cut it from the same batch. The time interval should not be too long. It is also rare to use good wood. Most of them are small miscellaneous trees in the mountains. They are cut down and sawn to a similar length. Then, the firewood is moved into the kiln through the holes for charging and charcoal, and the fire is lit through the fire. , sealed with yellow mud, after the charcoal is burned, unseal the seal, climb in and take out the charcoal.

Each charcoal kiln usually burns continuously for two days and two nights. After ensuring that the charcoal is connected to the fire, pour two buckets of cold water from the chimney into the charcoal kiln chamber, quickly close the chimney and the entrance of the fire chamber, and then open it for two days and two nights. kiln.

Burning charcoal is very hard, otherwise why would the great poet Bai Juyi's "The Charcoal Vendor" be passed down through the ages?

However, for the monsters in the Great Barren Mountain, such a small amount of labor is simply not too easy.

chop wood?Wielding big axes, a few adult demons chopped up all the wood needed for charcoal in one morning. This was because they had to find suitable wood while cutting, otherwise the speed would be faster.

Digging pits, ahem, monsters with certain attributes, even small ones, can quickly dig a suitable charcoal kiln independently. Like a vacation.

As for burning charcoal, burning for two consecutive days and two nights is simply a large-scale live-action game for the cubs who like to play with fire. The little demons followed Yu Chunlai's approach and went to the sweet potato field at the foot of the mountain After digging some sweet potatoes, I threw them under the small fire next to the charcoal kiln, smelling the sweet smell of roasted sweet potatoes in the air, I almost didn't want to go back to sleep.Even the banshee, who was busy doing needlework, came to the charcoal kiln at night, doing needlework by the fire while waiting to eat roasted sweet potatoes.

Originally thought that burning charcoal would be a hard job, Yu Chunlai was even ready to give a high salary, but in the end, he didn't need to mobilize, and the charcoal burning work started vigorously with lightning speed. At the foot of the mountain, there are three charcoal kilns lined up neatly. Several big demons help to transport the cut firewood back and forth.

Two days later, the first charcoal kiln was extinguished and opened. Yu Chun looked at the charcoal that appeared, and found that the monsters were really suitable for burning charcoal. This charcoal was better than the charcoal in their time and space. Too much, Yu Chunlai took some and made a barbecue at noon that day, and found that the smoke was not too much, which was really unexpected!

He knew that Biancang Mountain was rich in Vitex, but he didn't know if it was because these Vitex were not tolerant to the cold. Most of the Vitex grew on the sunny side of the hillside, while on the shady side, there were mostly tall trees. These stunted and crooked miscellaneous trees, in the past, the mountain people here also went to the shady side to cut such miscellaneous trees and go home as firewood. Now the monsters have lit up their charcoal-burning skills. It is conceivable that every year in the future In winter, they will not lack charcoal to burn.

Yu Chunlai and the others stayed here for ten days. They burned several thousand catties of charcoal, filled the wooden frame made of miscellaneous branches, and were dragged back by several powerful monsters.

Before leaving, Yu Chunlai took back the backpacks and cross-body bags made by the banshees and little demons. The backpacks cost two hundred cash each, and the cross-body bags were relatively simple, 50 cash each. They were all paid in cash. Now that I figured it out, it’s not enough to just give them material security, and they have to have some spare money on hand, otherwise, like this time, if you want to buy a carpentry tool, you have to exchange your own cotton cloth for money, which is too troublesome up.

After thinking about it, Yu Chunlai specially left 100 taels of silver here for Megalodon. After all, this guy has lived in the mortal world, so he still knows how to use the money. Yu Chunlai told him, starting from this month, every month At the end of the month, everyone will be paid wages, [-] Wen per person per month for adult demons, and [-] Wen per person per month for little demons. In this way, if you want to buy something for yourself in the future, you don’t have to try to raise money everywhere.

As for the hundreds of chickens raised in the mountains, Yu Chunlai originally wanted to take them out and sell them for money. Now that I think about it, the winter in the Great Barren Mountain is really short of fresh food, especially all kinds of meat. Lack of money, so they simply stayed. This kind of free-range chicken raised in the mountains was an authentic chicken that was hard to buy even if they had money in their time and space!

What's more, he found that many of these native chickens have started to lay eggs, and these eggs will not all be hatched. Yu Chunlai decided to have people come to collect the eggs every other month, and bring dozens of native chickens back by the way. Keep it at home and eat it slowly. It’s good to kill one every day to make soup for everyone to replenish your body, or use it to make chicken soup with tofu brain. His Royal Highness the Demon King likes to eat it most.

Thinking of this, Yu Chunlai patted His Highness the Demon King in his bosom, wondering what was wrong with this one, he looked very depressed these days, like a kitten whose tail was scorched, look He felt distressed and funny, so he couldn't help turning his gaze away from the cubs to comfort His Majesty the Cat.

In fact, His Royal Highness the Demon King has long thought about it, isn't it just ten years?Anyway, the stupid slave is already married to him, who in Dahuangshan would not want to seek death and dare to snatch his stupid slave?Besides, his situation is different from the natural growth of a cub. It belongs to the fact that his cultivation base has been damaged, and even his physical body has been beaten back to its original shape. When his cultivation base returns, maybe he can grow up immediately?

The reason why he is still so listless, ahem, of course, is because in this case, the stupid slave will be busy taking care of him all day, and will not care about those damned cubs.

He didn't understand, why did Yu Chunlai treat those cubs so well?There were only a few small scratches on his hand. Back then, when he was competing with other little monsters for the position of being the boss of a garbage mountain, his left front paw was completely broken, and it took a few months to heal it. , At that time, no one hunted for him, and he picked up some broken animal skins on the garbage mountain to eat every day. Didn't he live to this day and become the most powerful monster in the Great Barren Mountain?

The stupid slave is just too kind!

Fortunately, the damn charcoal was finally burned. Before going down the mountain, they went to the cliff crevice to get some new honey this year. Not to mention, beekeeping in the cliff crevice does not cost any money, but it is true when extracting honey. There are many difficulties, and the whole hive will be damaged if you are not careful. Without the hive, those wild bees will easily escape. If you want to keep bees for a long time, it is better to use wooden barrels.

"Okay, you guys go back quickly, take advantage of the good weather these few days, and burn some more charcoal, keep it for heating in winter, but pay attention to ventilation, don't be stuffy in the room, be careful of the poisonous smoke of charcoal fire." Yu Chunlai There is no way to explain to these monsters what carbon monoxide poisoning is. We can only use this simple method to tell them not to confine the doors and windows when burning charcoal.

Saying goodbye to the monsters on the mountain, Yu Chunlai returned home with a lot of harvest. As soon as he entered the house, he found that the atmosphere inside seemed a little strange...

Bai Ling was dressed in a light blue plain brocade jacket, on which a budding white plum was embroidered with exquisite workmanship, and only a silver-white plain gauze belt was tied around his waist, and no one knew what was used on it Weaving skills, faintly visible light flowing in the sun, slim figure, as beautiful as spring orchids, elegant and noble, with jet-black hair pulled up high, it doesn't look like a monster from the Great Barren Mountain at all.

Yu Chunlai confirmed once again that this is his real aunt. The temperament of her whole body is exactly the same as that of his mother Bai Zhi, she must be a civet that came out of a nest!

"Xiao Yu, you're back!" Seeing Yu Chunlai coming in, Bai Ling's frowning brows instantly relaxed, and His Royal Highness the Regent next to him felt depressed.

As the saying goes, if there is no comparison, there will be no harm. Compared with before, Bai Ling treats him much better now, but compared with Yu Chunlai, there is a significant difference between the account manager's treatment of [-]-level customers and tens of millions-level customers.

As soon as Bai Ling heard the news that Yu Chunlai was going to get married, regardless of his health not fully recovered, he insisted on coming over immediately, what could Tang Yongliu do?He was also very desperate. His wife valued his nephew more than his husband-in-law. However, in a place like the Great Barren Mountain, monsters and beasts are rampant. He was not at all worried about letting Bai Ling come back alone. If his ex-husband takes the opportunity to meet, then he will be even more worried...

So, in the end, His Royal Highness the Prince Regent, who is always busy with everything, very unreasonably found an unlucky ghost among the officials near Qinghu City, and accompanied Bai Ling back to his hometown to visit the three cubs and his nephew under the pretext of "investigating the officials' illegal activities." .