Demon King's Bather

How else can we say that the history of human civilization is a whole textbook of thick black studies?And it's still the kind that can never be labeled as "end" and updated all the time, all kinds of unimaginable cheap tricks are just at your fingertips...

Thanks to the blessings of those years in the night market, Yu Chunlai has accumulated countless folk wisdom from the market. However, he has to think carefully before dealing with the legendary regent who is full of bad things. Anyway, it is said that The imperial city has been very busy recently, it seems that there is a rebellion in some vassal state or something, it is estimated that it will be at least half a year, the prince has no time to take care of the side concubine in the other courtyard, Yu Chunlai still has Time slowly figured it out.

Before that, the first thing to solve is to remove the toxins of those elixir remaining in Bai Ling's body.

As the saying goes, the emperor is not short of hungry soldiers.

Since he wanted to ask His Royal Highness the Demon King to help him find the antidote, he had to reward him well.

Everyone on the earth knows that cats, especially cat demons in Dahuangshan, love to eat fresh fish, shrimp and all kinds of meat. It may be because there is no river in Dahuangshan, and there is only one chance to eat river fresh food in a year. Therefore, these demons The beasts' pursuit of Hexian can be called persistent!Otherwise, when the mountain torrents broke out every summer, they would not have squatted there under the heavy rain to catch fish and eat them.

During this period of time, I was either busy opening a shop or starting a business (kidnapping and extorting), and I never had time to prepare some delicious food for His Royal Highness the Demon King. Now I finally have the time, and I have a big boss who can be slaughtered at will (Regent The old housekeeper left by His Royal Highness), if you don’t buy a lot, you will feel sorry for this luxurious courtyard!

"Butler! Butler, you are here!" Seeing the familiar figure of the old butler, Yu Chunlai waved happily.

The old butler had a look of death, he was wrong!

Really, he shouldn't have suspected that they would run away from the beginning, these shameless locusts!Parasites!spendthrift!If you don't eat this royal courtyard until there is not a single blade of grass left, you won't be willing to leave, right?

"Young Master Yu, it's really hard to find big fat fish over half a foot in size. I've tried my best to arrange people to go to the countryside to find fishermen to catch them. When they catch them, I will definitely replace all the koi in the lotus pond in the backyard with big fat fish." .” The old housekeeper reported with a sad face.

"Ah! Don't worry about the big fish. I have something to worry about here. Please arrange someone to do it right away."

"Huh?" The old butler looked at him dumbfounded.

How the old man wished that he would be deaf right now!In this way, there is no need to hear any more whimsical requests from Yu Chunlai, no, no, he should retire early, otherwise this royal residence will be destroyed by himself sooner or later, and he will definitely be dispatched to the frontier by His Royal Highness the Regent Shepherd's...

"It's like this." Yu Chunlai didn't seem to see the expression on the old housekeeper's life, and he handed over a shopping list, "I want to cook a table of seafood, but I don't know where I can buy these ingredients. , please send someone to help you buy it."

"seafood feast?"

"That's right! I heard that Qinghu City is only three hours away from the nearest beach by riding a horse. With so many guards in your palace, you can't even find a few who can ride a horse, right?"

"Well, that's not true. It's just that the distance to the beach is long, and there's a lot of people running back and forth. I'm afraid the seafood won't be able to keep it~"

"It doesn't matter! You can bring a few more trucks over here. There are so many seafoods, there are always some alive, right? Or you can get some ice cubes to chill and transport them over."

"By the way, since you're going to buy from the beach, you can also buy some seafood such as dried fish and shrimp from the fishing village by the sea. By the way, you also need to bring some kelp and seaweed, and some shellfish. , You guys, what are you talking about in the royal courtyard, you don’t even have these dried seafood, and you have the nerve to call yourself a luxurious courtyard?” Yu Chunlai said in disgust.

The old housekeeper no longer wants to talk to this shameless Mr. Yu.

He just wants to send the letter to the imperial city as quickly as possible, and he wants to cry to the prince!This group of locust-like guests, his old man has no way to receive them!How could one visit someone as a guest and still despise them for being bad or bad?

Of course!

Yu Chunlai told him with practical actions that sometimes, the great cause of revenge does not have to be stained with bloody storms, it hurts to cut flesh with a soft knife.

Don't look at His Majesty the Regent's majesty now, it's because he is rich and powerful, so he has nothing to do to toss people around. If one day he is laid off and bankrupt, see if he still has the heart to play sadomasochism with others?Pooh!It's all done with more money!

Worried that this person would come up with something new on a whim, the old housekeeper made an excuse to buy and escort the seafood himself, and fled with a group of guards. Did he stay in the other courtyard to wait for orders, and finally lost the other courtyard's property, or was it an excuse? On a business trip to avoid locust vampires, the shrewd old housekeeper decisively chose the first path.

What Yu Chunlai wants is that he can't help but run away!

Dress up a bit, let the civet cat Jiuhuan hide in Yu Chunlai's arms pretending to be His Royal Highness the Demon King. The real Highness the Demon King took advantage of Yu Chunlai's early morning as a demon and insisted on setting up a net to catch birds and eat roasted birds. Taking the opportunity to sneak out, he went straight to Xuantianzong's office in Qinghu City.

The little boss here is a member of Ye Shuanghua. Before leaving, Ye Shuanghua gave him a piece of sapphire as a token, saying that if he encounters any troublesome things in Qinghu City, he can ask this little boss for help. If it doesn't work, he will be notified .

Ye Zhan was thinking about Yu Chunlai's seafood feast, so he didn't intend to fight against the little boss here. After presenting the token and confirming that it was genuine, this monster who didn't know what politeness was, sat down loudly. In the small flower hall of Xuantianzong's office, he was waiting for the little boss to find an antidote for him to remove the toxins in Bai Ling's body.

"This... a small place like ours is really hard to find~" Although the little boss belonged to Ye Shuanghua, but this kind of matter was related to sect secrecy, without Ye Shuanghua personally nodding, he didn't dare to rely on it. Just take out a jade pendant casually, what if the jade pendant was stolen?Moreover, the person in front of him doesn't look like a good person.

"Stop talking nonsense! Either find me an antidote immediately, or you call Ye Shuanghua over and ask him to dispense the medicine for me himself! By the way, tell him that this medicine is for Xiaoyu."

"Okay!" The little boss gritted his teeth, "Then please wait for half a day, our people will be back in the evening at the latest."

The world of comprehension is good, especially for the local tyrant sect like Xuantianzong, any small office is equipped with flying swords, couriers, bah!It was the disciple from the office who was in charge of the summoning, stepped on the flying sword, and headed straight to the sect with the little leader's letter and the piece of sapphire. Before evening, Ye Shuanghua came in person.

"What happened to Xiaoyu? Otherwise, why would he need this medicine? Who poisoned him?" Ye Shuanghua jumped off the flying sword in a hurry, and teleported to Ye Zhan's side.Frost and murderous aura covered his body, as if as soon as he heard Ye Zhan say the name of the person who dared to poison Xiaoyu, he would fly his sword and take that person's head immediately.

"Bah! With me here, what happened to Xiaoyu?" His Royal Highness the Demon King angrily spat out a piece of dogtail grass in his mouth, "It's Xiaoyu's aunt, the side concubine of that prince, she is not a demon Wasn't it all the fault of you monks that I fed some pills when I was captured and domesticated? She is weak and dying now, Xiaoyu is very worried about her, and wants to get the solution to the pills. Give the medicine to his aunt."

After talking for a long time and realizing that Ye Shuanghua hadn't responded, His Royal Highness the Demon King suddenly became furious——

"Do you have the antidote? If not, I'll go out and grab it. There are so many monks coming and going on the official path every day, one or two will bring that antidote, right?"

"Oh, calm down, I didn't say I didn't." Knowing that Xiaoyu was fine, Ye Shuanghua heaved a sigh of relief, sat down and took a sip of hot tea, and then slowly explained——

"The elixir that suppresses the power of monsters and beasts was originally discovered by my disciples of Xuantianzong by accident, and it was slowly spread later. Of course there is an antidote, but this kind of thing can't be passed on to the outside world. If the fish wants it, I naturally brought it, but there is one thing you may not know."

"what's up?"

"It's like this. Back then, ahem, mortals had some misunderstandings about the monster race, so when making the antidote, they were a little rough. Anyway, those monsters are just pets, and they die when they die. Wait! I'm not Speaking of you," Ye Shuanghua hastily waved his hands and explained, seeing His Highness the Demon King's complexion getting worse and worse, "I mean, I also have a little knowledge of medicine, if it's convenient, why don't I take a look at it for that Xiaoyu's aunt? , if there is time, it is best to make another batch of symptomatic antidote according to the patient's physical condition, so that the disease can be cured."

"You think I'm stupid?" His Royal Highness the Demon King immediately frowned, "You don't want to take this opportunity to meet Xiaoyu, do you?"

"No, no, you misunderstood! Really, I, I just want to talk to him, really! I swear! I will never tell him my real identity!"

"It's best!" His Royal Highness the Demon King snorted coldly, reluctantly agreeing.

"Then it's settled. I'll arrange for someone to prepare some medicinal materials. I'll follow you to the other courtyard of the Wangfu tomorrow."

"Wait, there are guards from the palace over there, and outsiders are not allowed to come in and out at will. Don't you monks use any tricks? When the time comes, I will go in first, and you can sneak in by yourself when you find a chance. There is a lotus flower over there." Chi, I will wait for you under a bush of roses beside the lotus pond."

"Okay, by the way, this time I brought some elixir for Xiaoyu's health. It's not convenient for me to give it to him, so I'll trouble you to send it out for me."

"Bring it!" If you don't take advantage of the cheap bastard, as long as you treat Yu Chunlai well, His Royal Highness the Demon King will not refuse, so he took the pill very shamelessly, and decided to go back and say that he bought it for Yu Chunlai , hum!