Demon King's Bather

"It's so annoying, you still have to find a rope to tie it up, so can't you kill it directly?"

"No, the king said that he wants to live, but if there is no rope, it should be fine to bite off the leg, right?"

It was the first time in his life that he was summoned to a "meeting". The monsters who were very curious about the new thing of "meetings" all came, ahem, of course, on the one hand, it was because of the threat of His Highness the Demon King, and on the other hand, they coveted Boss Yu's house. As soon as they were seated, Yu Chunlai ate up all the tea and snacks that Yu Chunlai had prepared for the participants. Fortunately, Yu Chunlai prepared a lot, so he added another one. The demons sat down honestly and began to eat .

"You can't bite off a leg, ahem, a broken arm and leg is worthless." Yu Chun came to the black line, trying to persuade the demons with Dahuangshan's "pragmatism", "Well, I won't count it when the time comes The number of captives is up. Don’t you guys like to eat my meat pies and spicy soup? During the opening of the mountain gate, it’s dangerous for everyone to go hunting. It’s better to stay in a hidden place to catch captives. If you catch one, tie them up Take it to me in exchange for something to eat, a prisoner, exchange 50 meatloaf and 10 bowls of spicy soup, if you can’t finish it, you can put it here, I will give you an IOU, and you can come to get it at any time later, how about it?"

"Well, what if I can catch a hundred? Does it mean that I don't need to hunt for a year, so I can eat here?" Hearing that there is such a good thing, the monsters who were still complaining just now looked at it with bright eyes. Yu Chunlai.

Sure enough, they are foodies!Just now, when he said that he was exchanging money, he complained all kinds of hardships, but when he said that hostages can be exchanged for food, he immediately changed his face. The world of foodies is really not the same dimension as himself... Yu Chunlai secretly rolled his eyes.

However, what these monsters are saying is true. What if some monsters are lucky and take many hostages at once? The day is lost, and when the time comes to quarrel with him, he can't remember how many meatloaf each monster has left, so it seems——

"How about this, have you seen the wall in front of my house? Starting today, if you capture a prisoner, I will record the account under your name on the wall, and then wipe off a piece after eating each person's portion until they are all eaten. It's over, so you don't have to worry about not being able to remember, and it will be easier for me to settle accounts."

"Okay!" It's great that you don't have to settle accounts by yourself, the monsters are eager to try, and immediately want to arrest people.

However, after finally gathering everyone together, Yu Chunlai will not let them go so soon.

"Wait! How are you going to arrest people?"

"Rush up and catch it." All the monsters said in unison.

Isn't that the case in previous years?When opening the mountain gate, many of the first batch of people who came in were what mortals called "casual cultivators" and "small sects". what's wrong?

Nothing is right~/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Yu Chunlai really wanted to cry, he began to doubt the feasibility of their plan. With such a group of monsters whose brains combined are not as good as elementary school students, they can really get out of the layers of tricks set by those monks. Did you break through smoothly?

"Actually, I think you should try to cooperate with a few or a dozen demons, so that if you encounter those small sects that act collectively and have a large number of people, your safety will be more assured, and you may be able to catch many of them at once." Woolen cloth."

It's not that Yu Chunlai is cruel, it's just that since those monks have decided to go to the mountains to hunt monsters and find treasures, the so-called seeking wealth and wealth, they are naturally ready to fight with their lives. He let the monsters hunt together like this, it seems They bullied those people, but they didn't actually hurt their lives. As long as they don't engage in any desperate resistance, they can always save their lives. Isn't it better than being bitten to death by a monster?

Anyway, Yu Chunlai's original target was not them, but the ambitious person behind the scenes who tried to exterminate the monster race. After all, these casual cultivators were just tools driven by that person.

"That's right. When we were hunting before, we also made an appointment to hunt together when we encountered big prey." A monster of the wolf tribe suddenly realized.

Just now they just imagined the situation of "chance encounter" with a lone monk on the road, but they didn't expect that they can actually unite together, spot a collective action team, directly surround and arrest people, and collective action does have benefits, That is, when encountering some powerful monks, the chance of survival is relatively high.

The monster that was about to leave immediately sat down on the spot again, and found a familiar monster on the spot to form a group to kill monsters, er, no, it was a group to catch hostages.

Speaking of fighting, ahem, the monsters in the Great Barren Mountain have a common language, chatting until dark, the monsters who have been turned on the "kidnapper" mode, and even automatically evolved a series of "kidnappers" Self-cultivation", the content of the chat has changed from a simple group kidnapping to "how to ensure the integrity of the hostages", "how to avoid killing as much as possible during the fight" and so on. Looking at them, trying to absorb the black ink from the predecessors.

"Let's eat first, let's talk after eating." Yu Chunlai has already brought Xiaobai and the others to prepare dinner. Because there are so many monsters, today's dinner is in the form of a semi-buffet. , There are three huge wooden basins, one is filled with palm-sized stewed meat, the other is filled with fried wild vegetables with sliced ​​meat, and the other is filled with fragrant bone soup.

The monsters who haven't hunted for a whole day, smelling the tangy aroma of the food, almost salivate, but there is no prey, what can they get in exchange?

"I don't want any prey for today's meal. I treat everyone to dinner as a thank you for helping me catch prisoners." Yu Chunlai smiled and looked at these fierce-looking monsters, but they were actually very shy. It's just that the thinking is too straight. There are rumors outside that the monsters in the Great Barren Mountain are bloodthirsty and murderous, but who spread these rumors?

In other words, if those monks didn't go into the mountain to hunt monsters, who would go down the mountain to kill people if they had something to eat?

Of course, there must be some monsters who are naturally bloodthirsty and like to kill, but are there no perverted killers among humans?

Why must these monsters be overthrown and collectively demonized?

Yu Chunlai didn't think there was anything wrong with targeting those monks like this.

Yes, he used to be one of the mortals, but this does not mean that he must be in the same boat as these former mortals. If he does something wrong, he will do something wrong. Forgive me, especially the more I get along with these monsters, the more I realize that these seemingly fierce monsters are actually very simple, and they do what they say, and never intentionally harm people.

Who did such a monster clan offend, that they want to exterminate their entire clan so generously?

Yu Chunlai really couldn't figure it out!

However, there is no need for him to dig into this dead end. When he helps the Yaozu break the restrictions brought about by the contract, the person behind the scenes will not be able to sit still, and will naturally come out and continue to make trouble.

After eating and drinking enough, the monsters dispersed one after another, and the real internal meeting officially began.

"There are so many hostages, what are you going to do? Those mortal monks are full of tricks, if they get together to counterattack, this place will be very dangerous." Ye Zhan's only concern is Yu Chunlai's safety.

"Then let them continue to be in a coma until they are redeemed by relatives and friends." Yu Chunlai, the black-hearted kidnapper, decided to use the gray grass they had just discovered without any guilt. You have to be like a dead pig!"

"That's good!" His Royal Highness the Demon King was finally satisfied. It was better than what he thought. He originally thought that in case the kidnapped monks woke up, to prevent accidents, he would give them a new stone. He passed out, now it seems that there is no need to check one by one, the trick of pouring Mongolian sweat medicine is simply an indiscriminate attack!

"However, it's easy to say on our side, what about other monster races?"

"Let them die!" After being struck by lightning once, what His Royal Highness the Demon King likes most is this sentence that the mortal in time and space often said, which has a sour temperament.

"Actually, I think that the next time you have a meeting, oh, that is the elders' council, you might as well talk about our idea. I think, since everyone kills people not because of bloodlust, why not tie up these hostages for money? Woolen cloth?"

"I see that many Yaozu's lives are very poor. They don't even have new quilts at home. They are about to give birth to cubs, and they have to go hunting to me to change cotton swaddling clothes. In fact, they can use it for three years. An opportunity to open the mountain gate, seize the opportunity and tie up a few valuable meat tickets. The gold and silver treasures in exchange should be enough for them to use for several years, right? As the saying goes, don’t open for three years, open for three years, this kind of no-cost business , why not do it?"

"If you're worried that the hostages won't be easy to control, you can come to me and take that kind of gray grass and make soup to drink it down."

"Also, if you are lucky enough to be able to tie up a direct disciple of some great sect, or the son or daughter of the head of the sect, maybe a meat ticket is enough to exchange for a new mountain, and the whole family can move there by then. With plenty of prey, why suffer in the Great Barren Mountain?"

"The monsters in the Great Barren Mountain rarely move out to live... because the contract stipulates that the monster clan must live in a certain fixed place..." the wolf demon Hui pondered.

"Does the contract stipulate any boundaries for this fixed place? Does the contract stipulate that this place cannot be expanded?" When it comes to exploiting loopholes in the contract, as a modern person, Yu Chunlai is very experienced.

"It doesn't seem to be..." Hui Hui's eyes widened, as if he had suddenly re-acquainted with the so-called demon god contract that had imprisoned their ancestors for generations.

"Yes, since there are no regulations on these, the Great Barren Mountain is no longer suitable for the monster race to live in. We can change to another place to live~" Yu Chunlai smiled like a fox.

"It seems that after the elders' meeting and before opening the mountain gate, we are going to go down the mountain. I will check to see which sects will send direct disciples to the mountain this year..."

Only by choosing a high-quality meat ticket can we target the target and accurately place the kidnapping ticket for the monster group. If you do a big ticket, maybe this year you will be able to exchange a piece of fertile water and a lot of prey for the monsters near the Great Barren Mountain.

Unknowingly, the demons such as Grey, Red and Ju who were turned on by Yu Chunlai in the kidnapper mode were led to the road of no return by occupying the mountain as king, kidnapping and extorting by a certain time traveler with rich experience in fighting...