Demon King's Bather

"In my opinion, you might as well start with that half-demon." The old fox invited by the elders pondered for a while before giving a pertinent suggestion.

In fact, he also has a headache about Ye Zhan's refusal to take the lead this year, but he can't show it, otherwise he will not be "forced", but "conspiracy". The cemetery has been taken back, where will their fox cave be moved?

"Kill that half-demon?" A monster's eyes lit up immediately, but it was only a half-demon. As long as he was killed and no monster continued to confuse His Highness the Demon King, then His Highness would definitely continue to rush to the forefront as in previous years.

"Are you stupid? Go away!" The old fox kicked the brain-dead monster away, and looked coldly at the elders of the monster clan who were getting fatter due to lack of exercise, "I can tell you, Ye Zhan saw that half-monster It's more serious than a pregnant female beast, the mountain gate is about to open, if you don't want to die, don't touch a single hair of that half-demon!"

"Then, what about the opening of the mountain gate this year? His Royal Highness the Demon King obviously doesn't want to get involved anymore."

"Wait! So, you think that every time you open the mountain gate, His Royal Highness the Demon King 'must' rush to the front to protect the demon clan?" The old fox's forehead twitched, and he suddenly realized what the problem was!

Yes, they were too self-righteous, thinking that His Royal Highness the Demon King would definitely protect them and cover the retreat of other monsters. For thousands of years, they even took such desperate protection as a "natural".

However, in this world, where do so many "taken for granted" come from?

In all fairness, this kind of "sacrificing oneself for others" is replaced by the old fox himself. If he does it once, he will not want to do it again. After all, the magic weapons of those mortal monks are very powerful. Who knows which time they are unlucky and die on the battlefield What?

However, Ye Zhan has worked silently for thousands of years, resisting the hunting and killing of mortal monks for the monsters and beasts of the Great Barren Mountain, and they, who were protected, learned to take it for granted in the long-term comfort, and even felt that Ye Zhan was acting for them. It should be in the front.

"Bring generous gifts and apologize to His Royal Highness the Demon King! Also, ask him to continue to lead the team to resist the first wave of attacks from mortal monks for the sake of the demon clan! If he disagrees, all the monsters will kneel down and beg him!"

"Why?" a monster behind an elder dissatisfied.

"You and I don't have the ability to stop those mortal monks! Or, do you think your family can stop them? Well, we will give you this opportunity." The old fox sneered.

"Shut up!" The elder's chubby face was flushed, and he shouted back the monster.

Although I really don't want to give away a large amount of money for nothing, but the matter is related to the life and death of the whole family. The elders in the secret meeting thought about it for a long time, and finally felt that the old fox's method is the most reliable. It is better to sacrifice some money than die, Ye Zhan If you really quit at this time, and face those mortal monks who are full of tricks and magic weapons, what awaits them is not a loss of money, but a ransack of family and family...

Therefore, this morning, Yu Chunlai and Huang Pi just went out to pay homage to the newly buried Bai Zhi, and when they came back, they saw a lot of messy "presents" piled up outside the thatched cottage: gold and silver ingots packed in boxes , precious jewellery, valuable silk and satin, and even though he couldn't tell what they were useful for, he knew at a glance that they were more valuable than gold and silver scrolls and instruments...

"My lord, this is a small gift from the Yaozu." A male fox sent by the old fox respectfully brought up the gift list, which listed the number and types of gifts from each family.

Yu Chunlai: "Huh?!"

What princess?what happened?Did he travel to some strange time and space again?

"You accept what is given to you! This is our hard work." Ye Zhan wandered out from nowhere, and seemed to be satisfied with the title of princess, and waved the male fox away with a smile.

"What's the situation?" Thinking that Ye Zhan was going to do something and needed his help to cover it up, Yu Chunlai waited until the male fox had gone far away, then lowered his voice and asked Ye Zhan's ear.

Ye Zhan was not wary of being too close to him, and his warm breath sprayed on the sensitive earlobe, his whole body trembled, and he moved aside calmly, if he seduces me again, believe it or not, I will do you tonight ?

"Ahem, to put it simply, they mistakenly think that you are the princess I am going to marry, so when they come to give me a gift, they will naturally prepare a gift for you." Ye Zhan moved out the reason he had thought up a long time ago. .

"Then you can't explain it clearly to them?" Yu Chunlai looked at him suspiciously.

"Are you stupid? If the explanation is clear, we will take one less gift, which is a big loss!" Ye Zhan pointed to the gifts piled up on the ground, "See? You can't make money from these things even if you open a restaurant for ten years so much!"

"But we won't really get married! This kind of lie will be broken as soon as you poke it." Yu Chunlai felt that he had no way to communicate with these single-celled animals.

Now that he lied to others that he was Ye Zhan's "fiancée", well, I really didn't care much about the damage to my reputation, but if the lie was exposed, would I have to return these things?

"It doesn't matter if you really get married~" Ye Zhan's ears warmed up, and he almost said what was in his heart. After barely suppressing it, he pretended to speak earnestly and said——

"Little fish, these wealth are not actually obtained by us blackmail. You don't know, every time the mountain gate is opened, in order to fight against those mortal monks who enter the mountain to hunt and kill monsters, Dahuangshan will kill many adult monsters in battle. They died , the life of the orphans and widows left behind will be very difficult, because there is no way to take the cubs to hunt, or take the risk of leaving the cubs in the cave. If you are lucky, the mother beast will come back with the prey. If you are not lucky , or the mother animal died outside, or the cubs left in the cave were seized and eaten."

"So?" Yu Chunlai suddenly felt a heat in his heart, and he couldn't help but add a layer of soft light to Ye Zhan's eyes.

"So, don't you feel sorry for those cubs who lost their parents and had to become orphans? With these gold and silver jewels, even if they lose their fathers, those mother beasts and cubs can be well taken care of. Take these gold and silver to buy a lot of rice, and you can teach those female beasts how to cook rice and noodles, and they won't starve to death, and they don't have to take the risk of hunting alone."

"Okay!" Yu Chunlai's awkwardness just now was completely dispelled by Ye Zhan's words.

Without a father, the mother struggled to survive with the child. He and Bai Zhi had walked this road together. He knew the hardships involved. In the time and space when civilization was developed and social assistance was available, it was difficult for such a mother and child to survive. What's more, in the dangerous Great Barren Mountain?

Being able to help these mother beasts and cubs, let alone pretending to be the concubine of His Royal Highness the Demon King, even a fake marriage, he didn't have much resistance.

After all, from Yu Chun's point of view, what could happen to two demons?Even if they sleep on the same bed, it's not like they haven't slept before.

Finally (using tricks and calculations) Yu Chunlai was tricked into "acknowledging" the identity of the quasi-wangfei. His Royal Highness the Demon King was also secretly proud of himself, and he paid a lot of attention to the deployment of the next battle. The gift for his princess, and Yu Chunlai who has to act as husband and wife with him every year in order to cheat these tributes, he will continue to maintain the position of "Chief God of War of the Great Barren Mountain"!

However, His Royal Highness the Demon King, who only wanted to show off his might and establish a glorious image in front of his sweetheart, was ruthlessly poured a large basin of cold water by his sweetheart from the very beginning of the deployment of the battle——

"You guys, just rush up and fight them?"

Very good, this straightforward and unpretentious fighting style combined with a simple and rough fighting style was really done by His Royal Highness the Demon King.

"I remember that when Big Brother Gray was hunting, he sometimes dug some traps. If that's the case, why can't you set traps when fighting against those hunting mortal monks?"

"How big a trap is that?" The monsters with strong limbs and simple minds shouted that they couldn't do it.

"... Forget it!" There is no way to communicate with you barbaric monsters who have not read Sun Tzu's Art of War.

Yu Chunlai used practical actions to prove that sometimes it is not enough to have force without brains.

In the evening, he took a few little demons and secretly picked some gray grass they just discovered nearby. This kind of gray grass looks like no appetite. The voles were unwilling to touch it, and Yu Chunlai discovered out of curiosity that this kind of grass animal would become unconscious after eating it. It seemed to be similar to the perspiration medicine in martial arts novels.

In order to let these monsters who only know how to fight and play tricks know what it means to "injure someone with a backstab", that night, Yu Chunlai made a big pot of spicy soup that the monsters have recently liked. If you do it, it will be black and have no aesthetic feeling. If you take the opportunity to sprinkle some chopped gray grass in it, it will be flawless!

Boss Yu and a few little monsters, who were regarded as "delicate and easy to overthrow" by the powerful monsters, used the simplest weeds to easily bring down a room full of big monsters...

Ye Zhan was the first to wake up, looking at the innocent-looking Boss Yu with a look of bewilderment + shock + disbelief, as if the whole demon had been struck by the Nine Heavens Profound Lightning: "Last night, did you do it?"

"That's right," Boss Yu admitted without hesitation, "Didn't you say that those mortals have nothing to be afraid of other than being able to use magic weapons? Actually not, the most powerful thing about mortals is not that they can refine magic weapons , but make good use of intrigues, such as plotting or something."

"I also just thought of it last night. Since you were able to be brought down by me without a sound, does it mean that the Great Barren Mountain has changed from verdant verdant to yellow sand all these years? What about tricks?"